The infographic that annihilated the wilderness-loving, city-hating suburbanite

The infographic that annihilated the wilderness-loving, city-hating suburbanite

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Singapore is the only city in the image that's halfway decent. Coincidentally, it's also where the can arrest you and publicly whip you for chewing gum.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      paris and london are amazing. You're just fat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >euro mad his cities are ass compared to sea monkeys
        say shitty eurogay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filthy cities filled with filthy people.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Life is dirty. You would know this if you ever left your mother's basement.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. filthy city dweller

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t. filthy basement dweller

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I know you are but what am I
                Very original

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I called you something different. Great reading comprehension.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >one word of difference
                >same insult
                >"hurr durr reading comprehension"
                Jesus frick you guys have gotten lazy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paris is a disgusting shithole that smells worse than Chicago. Went with the intention of staying a week and left for Mallorca within 24hrs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chicago has actual alleys for their trash so I'd consider it cleaner than New York and many old world cities that just pile it up on the streets. Still frick all for PrepHole for hours around it. Horrible area for camping unless you have the time to drive half a day up to northern Wisconsin or Michigan. Glad I left.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bbbut starved rock is aWeSOmE
            Holy shit it sucks here.
            Tho the suburbs have really nice preserves. Maybe best in country for a large metro. Its something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >arrest you and publicly whip you for chewing gum
      based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They cane you, for starters. And they do it for spitting gum on the sidewalk like a Black person. They don't just beat you for going outside and chewing gum.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Answer the question OP

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What question?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    3rd generation suburbanite here. Where my family lives now is more of a small town than a suburb. We walk to the grocery store and the doctor's office, but there's also cows in walking distance.

    I might be willing to entertain the notion of moving to a more urban environment if it didn't mean a lower quality of life and putting my children in danger.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. Not living in the pod, not eating the bugs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to live next to minorities. If the pods were whites only in a white only city I'd live in one--no bugs though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if we coat it with sugary boilerplate and dress it up to make it look nice though? Here, look at this infographic.
      Do you want to live in the pod now?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suburbs are asphalt and grass. I wouldn't say the residents love the wilderness, especially since they rely on the municipal services and jobs.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    on the other hand, if equitable divided, there would be 2.7 acres per person.. so 5ish acres for a family.. which is almost the perfect homestead size.. how about that

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Picture literally proves we can house every human in a Houston style suburb and have 95% of the earths surface left over.
    Self annihilation by dumbass OP.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would the resource cost of maintaining that entail, dumbass?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The same or less than having the world's population where they're sitting now, dumbass

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it absolutely would not.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if....
    we reduced birth rates and stopped population growth? the dream would be to get back to 1900ish population size but even 2000 would be a great improvement.
    >covid was a nothingburger
    >putin is to pussy to start ww3
    >thanos, i need you..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fyck off Klaus, go whine on twitter.

      I'm confused. How does this "annihilate" anybody? It shows the difference between people spread widely across land vs packed into cans like sardines.

      OP is brainbroken by social media into needing to hyperbolize everything to compensate for the twin facts his position is lame and he's too dimwitted to argue it well.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused. How does this "annihilate" anybody? It shows the difference between people spread widely across land vs packed into cans like sardines.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a fifteen minute city with public transit. That only works if everyone also lives in the same city department pattern.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do this shit out of hatred for suburbanites, not public-spiritedness. You want to frick their lives up without their consent. Probably, you just hate your dad because he has a house and you don't.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    K.
    Now how much water do they need? How much land for agriculture? What about roads? Industry? Retail?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get it. How does this annihilate city haters?

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