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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm back up all my porn on 3 separate digital platforms unconnected to any external networks, and one physical hard copy in a safety deposit box that I print out and update every three months.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >printing out your porn
      >somehow fitting it in a safety deposit box
      How

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't have his JAVs in flip book format

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was assuming that you read doujins, h-manga, or just old school adult magazines if you're printing them out, but those can be hundreds of pages each and I don't know how you can fit all of them in one safety deposit box

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jerking it to thumbnails. This is war. Sacrifices must be made.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          War truly is hell

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's on microfilm.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how
        >he isn't a man of means
        that's OK anon I intend to share during our national crises and open the warehouse to the less fortunate

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We have top men working on it.
          >Who?
          >Top. Men.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have been prepared for many years.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    By not going outside of Earth's atmosphere.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Presumably the war for the Arctic will come first?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The opening phase of the War for the Arctic will be fighting for control of polar orbit.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep maps in case GPS/internet goes down, and a radio for weather reports. Not sure what else I can even prepare for.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In space guns will useless without oxygen. That's why I have my katana. I named Putin. Because it will take your soul.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The new Putin military leader is a pot of comedy gold. He's just dumb.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gun powder is self oxidizing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You read that whole post and that was the part you had an issue with?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are actually much, much more effective because there's no air resistance and less gravity, meaning they go further and have much, much greater impact.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are actually much, much more effective because there's no air resistance and less gravity, meaning they go further and have much, much greater impact.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >space force
    Can they change the name already

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? they're buying in for the future day when the space force is needed to guard the American lunar colony

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would you name it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but Astral Command

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >butthole command

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Astral Command
          Sorry, that's taken by the CIA's astral projection division

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a fan of Orbital Command, but Astral Command is a bit much.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            In orbit of what though? You gotta future proof the name for when their domain extends to Mars and the asteroid belt

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >In orbit of what though?
              The Sun.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Great Attractor
                ftfy.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              We start with Orbital Command as an umbrella, and then establish subcommands for cislunar and Martian space when the time comes to establish dominance over the red planet.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't like it as the name of the entire force, the army isn't called "North America Command". I do like the names for various commands under the Space Force though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But the North American Aerospace Command does exist.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but it's not a whole branch of the armed forces

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was a United States Army Ground Forces.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't that the patch for the expeditionary forces in WW1 or are they moronicly similar

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The AEF was red-white-blue.
                Army Ground Forces was blue-white-red.
                As stupid as that is, it does make a degree of sense that AGF based its insignia on the AEF, they were essentially the first two echelon-above-army commands the US ever formed.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Astral/Solar Supremacy :^)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starforce, after the utterly shitty (russian) DRM

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        US SPACY

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Spacey, after the Navy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interplanetarines!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The No-Air Force

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exo(-Atmospheric) Squad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I WILL INSCRIBE YOUR NAMES IN STONE

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Space Marines"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starfleet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starfleet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        United States Space Command

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >offshoot of the air force dedicated to operations in space
      Makes sense to me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I HAVE FRICKING A KATANA

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    By going underground

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Space Force exists for the sole purpose of sucking off Trump's massively inflated ego

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: Space Force has had two of its personnel in space, which is 17 less than the US Army.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Space Force has existed for what? 3 years? They'll catch up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Space Force has existed for what? 3 years? They'll catch up

      Technically, Space Force has only ever had one of its personnel in space, as its second astronaut transferred over from the USAF months after he had returned from the ISS. Even more technically, no member of Space Force has ever gone to space, as it's first astronaut was *already in space* when he transferred over from the USAF.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's sad that the space force is less armed than the coast guard. they're supposed to dominate space right? well how are they going to do that? it's obvious that the space force needs combat satellites.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you seriously think that's not in development

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Space force GENERAL
    frick its so damn lame they went with army style ranks. We could have had space admirals.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we will have space ships
      >but not space admirals

      YOU HAVE ONE FRICKING JOB.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dios mio
    Are there any White people in the US anymore?

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