A horribly scarred and malformed German lady that speaks Spanish, no I don't have her anymore but she's left a mark on my collection since I'm never without a mauser
>5'5", black hair, blue eyes, pale skin >bad eyesight (canted front sight but just barely fine), refuses to wear glasses >picky eater >takes hour long showers, gets mad when I drag her out >likes milsurp and larping/innawoods'ing >swears up and down she's Spanish (she has negligible Spanish ancestry)
I'd see her as a little sister.
What the other anon said. But ass/breast/overall sizes are proportional. So, Barrett-chan wouldn't have a smaller ass than Five-seveN chan, despite the standard capacity difference.
>HKPD Smith & Wesson revolver
Cute and tiny, but covered with scars, and having spent decades battling the worst street filth in Hong Kong, she's fricking SCARY.
>weak brittle bones >just walking can give her shin splints >flexible; can literally fold herself in half >gets along with normies even tho she's a sperg
Okay, this post is a fricking sign. I was thinking about going and putting a 1301 tactical on my card today, and this post shows up? The universe is telling me to buy it.
The first one that I personally ever payed for in full with my own money?
That would be a Yugoslavian police surplus zastava m70 .32 pistol.
So it would be some really rough Slavic police lady but still small and feminine.
ruger mini-14.
she doesn't like promags. she doesn't like steel cased. she's always so mean :(. but atleast she sounds great when racking the charging handle and firing. i love my tsundere so much 🙂
> M-1 Carbine > very loyal > loves snuggling and being carried > petite > did time in the clink > for what? > she won't tell you > hates commies > loves sex in foxholes
>Kel Tec RFB >short >stacked >cheap taste in clothes and really loves plaid for some reason >very cozy to carry around >shares my space gun autism >likes cats (allergic)
Idk anything about Floridians so its hard to stereotype further.
VZ82 >5'1, but well built with mid length black hair >Has seen better days, has more than a few scars across her body >Is jealous that her older sister CZ75, get to the range more. >currently in a coma
>M-48
Mature and beautiful. Way too pretty for me and I hope she didn't feel burdened putting up with my novice stupidity as I learned all the points of cleaning, disassembling, and shooting. I'd like to say we've come a long way though.
>.45 Jericho no rail compact >She's a 5'6 fit IDF princess >She's not fat She's RIPPED >loves big loads >likes a good spanking >Fits your hand perfectly >pngNotFound
Almost 40 y.o. MILF. Slim, modest, able to withstand a lot of rough handling and looking good in her old outfit. But when given some decent new acessories, she can go toe to toe with much younger raifus and still show them who's boss. Kinda tomboy too, and able to drink more beers than me.
(now I want to cry)
70 years old ._.
A horribly scarred and malformed German lady that speaks Spanish, no I don't have her anymore but she's left a mark on my collection since I'm never without a mauser
Old, reliable from Småland.
Probably a hard-core pentecostal christian.
The first gun I bought was a plastic cap gun when I was 11 years old. It was modeled after a revolver and made in China.
So, I dunno, it's a Chinese woman with lots of plastic surgery and an eye for young boys?
>5'5", black hair, blue eyes, pale skin
>bad eyesight (canted front sight but just barely fine), refuses to wear glasses
>picky eater
>takes hour long showers, gets mad when I drag her out
>likes milsurp and larping/innawoods'ing
>swears up and down she's Spanish (she has negligible Spanish ancestry)
I'd see her as a little sister.
malnourished sweatshop worker.
Like yours, but Chinese
I know that bullpups have huge asses, but which guns have huge boobs?
LMGs
Breast size is analogous to caliber. Ass size is analogous to capacity.
I like the way you think
Are we talking original capacity or can we include stendo's?
Stendos are botox.
I like my b***hes natural, I don't play with barbie.
What the other anon said. But ass/breast/overall sizes are proportional. So, Barrett-chan wouldn't have a smaller ass than Five-seveN chan, despite the standard capacity difference.
>HKPD Smith & Wesson revolver
Cute and tiny, but covered with scars, and having spent decades battling the worst street filth in Hong Kong, she's fricking SCARY.
how much did you spend on it?
>m&p 15
not sure, and not sure if I wanna know
Type 53
so it's an old Chinese lady that is staunchly communist and eats any living thing she can find.
>M1903
She needs no introduction
>weak brittle bones
>just walking can give her shin splints
>flexible; can literally fold herself in half
>gets along with normies even tho she's a sperg
>1301 tactical
I dunno you tell me. I guess she wouldn't be shy. Maybe someone energetic and dependable who doesn't need a lot of attention
Okay, this post is a fricking sign. I was thinking about going and putting a 1301 tactical on my card today, and this post shows up? The universe is telling me to buy it.
see I don't really know which one was my first either my M16A1 kit build or my mosin.
it only because you been thinking of it that now you see it everywhere
>glawk nineteen ecks
I lack creativity.
What’s she like, /k/?
Basic b***h. Drinks starbucks and listens to taylor swift. Drives a jetta.
The first one that I personally ever payed for in full with my own money?
That would be a Yugoslavian police surplus zastava m70 .32 pistol.
So it would be some really rough Slavic police lady but still small and feminine.
ruger mini-14.
she doesn't like promags. she doesn't like steel cased. she's always so mean :(. but atleast she sounds great when racking the charging handle and firing. i love my tsundere so much 🙂
>a 79yo tokarev.
eew
>Bersa Thunder
I'm not even sure it would turn into a girl. Pretty sure it would turn into a twink and then we could frot together
A fricking Belgian gremlin.
>a taurus pt111 with tritium night sights for $200
oh no...
A Taurus G2C, so short and stubborn but she'll warm up to you.... Plus she's tan and you can put her in the gun mech suit!!!
> M-1 Carbine
> very loyal
> loves snuggling and being carried
> petite
> did time in the clink
> for what?
> she won't tell you
> hates commies
> loves sex in foxholes
80yr old Russian alcoholic masochist that likes being beaten.
>sig p229
I don’t even know
>Kel Tec RFB
>short
>stacked
>cheap taste in clothes and really loves plaid for some reason
>very cozy to carry around
>shares my space gun autism
>likes cats (allergic)
Idk anything about Floridians so its hard to stereotype further.
My first gun was a nugget back in 2012 because of you gays.
She's long gone. I traded it for a sporterized m44 that I was much happier with.
VZ82
>5'1, but well built with mid length black hair
>Has seen better days, has more than a few scars across her body
>Is jealous that her older sister CZ75, get to the range more.
>currently in a coma
chiappa little badger, pretty much barebone
also those 60sec delay are fricking killing me, how am i supposed to shit post during my workday ?
EW
what ?
a barebone ugly fun become a barebone ugly girl
my second fun would be much, much, much nicer, a pretty slavic girl
>M-48
Mature and beautiful. Way too pretty for me and I hope she didn't feel burdened putting up with my novice stupidity as I learned all the points of cleaning, disassembling, and shooting. I'd like to say we've come a long way though.
>.45 Jericho no rail compact
>She's a 5'6 fit IDF princess
>She's not fat She's RIPPED
>loves big loads
>likes a good spanking
>Fits your hand perfectly
>pngNotFound
First gun I bought was my 92fs. I love her.
Beretta-chan is cute
FROM FLORDIA
>Cute Arisaka type 99 GF
>Missing a few 'extra' pieces.
>still cute
It was a Remington Mosin so whatever an old, scarred, American woman larping as a Russian aristocrat would look like
A savage 99 in 308. I guess it would be some sort of weird vintage punk lady or a 1920s looking flapper.
.410 single shot 1946. Skinny, doofy, and insecure. But loves walks around yard and killing.
hag
Almost 40 y.o. MILF. Slim, modest, able to withstand a lot of rough handling and looking good in her old outfit. But when given some decent new acessories, she can go toe to toe with much younger raifus and still show them who's boss. Kinda tomboy too, and able to drink more beers than me.
(now I want to cry)
I'm scared to even consider such a possibility.
TT-33(type 54) my beloved. Most reliable woman I will ever know. Somewhat different to handle.
What does a police surplus Beretta 92FS look like, is she a cop? I like cop ladies.
Yes, she looks like picrel
Shave the mustache and I'm for it.