The first gun you ever bought magically transformed into a girl, what's she like?

The first gun you ever bought magically transformed into a girl, what's she like?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    70 years old ._.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A horribly scarred and malformed German lady that speaks Spanish, no I don't have her anymore but she's left a mark on my collection since I'm never without a mauser

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old, reliable from Småland.
    Probably a hard-core pentecostal christian.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first gun I bought was a plastic cap gun when I was 11 years old. It was modeled after a revolver and made in China.

    So, I dunno, it's a Chinese woman with lots of plastic surgery and an eye for young boys?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5'5", black hair, blue eyes, pale skin
      >bad eyesight (canted front sight but just barely fine), refuses to wear glasses
      >picky eater
      >takes hour long showers, gets mad when I drag her out
      >likes milsurp and larping/innawoods'ing
      >swears up and down she's Spanish (she has negligible Spanish ancestry)
      I'd see her as a little sister.

      malnourished sweatshop worker.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like yours, but Chinese

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know that bullpups have huge asses, but which guns have huge boobs?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMGs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breast size is analogous to caliber. Ass size is analogous to capacity.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the way you think

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are we talking original capacity or can we include stendo's?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stendos are botox.
          I like my b***hes natural, I don't play with barbie.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the other anon said. But ass/breast/overall sizes are proportional. So, Barrett-chan wouldn't have a smaller ass than Five-seveN chan, despite the standard capacity difference.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HKPD Smith & Wesson revolver
    Cute and tiny, but covered with scars, and having spent decades battling the worst street filth in Hong Kong, she's fricking SCARY.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much did you spend on it?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >m&p 15
    not sure, and not sure if I wanna know

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Type 53
    so it's an old Chinese lady that is staunchly communist and eats any living thing she can find.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >M1903
    She needs no introduction

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >weak brittle bones
    >just walking can give her shin splints
    >flexible; can literally fold herself in half
    >gets along with normies even tho she's a sperg

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1301 tactical
    I dunno you tell me. I guess she wouldn't be shy. Maybe someone energetic and dependable who doesn't need a lot of attention

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, this post is a fricking sign. I was thinking about going and putting a 1301 tactical on my card today, and this post shows up? The universe is telling me to buy it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        see I don't really know which one was my first either my M16A1 kit build or my mosin.

        it only because you been thinking of it that now you see it everywhere

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glawk nineteen ecks
    I lack creativity.
    What’s she like, /k/?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basic b***h. Drinks starbucks and listens to taylor swift. Drives a jetta.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one that I personally ever payed for in full with my own money?
    That would be a Yugoslavian police surplus zastava m70 .32 pistol.
    So it would be some really rough Slavic police lady but still small and feminine.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ruger mini-14.
    she doesn't like promags. she doesn't like steel cased. she's always so mean :(. but atleast she sounds great when racking the charging handle and firing. i love my tsundere so much 🙂

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a 79yo tokarev.
    eew

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bersa Thunder
    I'm not even sure it would turn into a girl. Pretty sure it would turn into a twink and then we could frot together

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fricking Belgian gremlin.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a taurus pt111 with tritium night sights for $200
    oh no...

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Taurus G2C, so short and stubborn but she'll warm up to you.... Plus she's tan and you can put her in the gun mech suit!!!

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > M-1 Carbine
    > very loyal
    > loves snuggling and being carried
    > petite
    > did time in the clink
    > for what?
    > she won't tell you
    > hates commies
    > loves sex in foxholes

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    80yr old Russian alcoholic masochist that likes being beaten.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sig p229
    I don’t even know

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kel Tec RFB
    >short
    >stacked
    >cheap taste in clothes and really loves plaid for some reason
    >very cozy to carry around
    >shares my space gun autism
    >likes cats (allergic)
    Idk anything about Floridians so its hard to stereotype further.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My first gun was a nugget back in 2012 because of you gays.
    She's long gone. I traded it for a sporterized m44 that I was much happier with.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    VZ82
    >5'1, but well built with mid length black hair
    >Has seen better days, has more than a few scars across her body
    >Is jealous that her older sister CZ75, get to the range more.
    >currently in a coma

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    chiappa little badger, pretty much barebone

    also those 60sec delay are fricking killing me, how am i supposed to shit post during my workday ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      EW

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what ?
        a barebone ugly fun become a barebone ugly girl
        my second fun would be much, much, much nicer, a pretty slavic girl

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >M-48
    Mature and beautiful. Way too pretty for me and I hope she didn't feel burdened putting up with my novice stupidity as I learned all the points of cleaning, disassembling, and shooting. I'd like to say we've come a long way though.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >.45 Jericho no rail compact
    >She's a 5'6 fit IDF princess
    >She's not fat She's RIPPED
    >loves big loads
    >likes a good spanking
    >Fits your hand perfectly
    >pngNotFound

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First gun I bought was my 92fs. I love her.

    Beretta-chan is cute

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FROM FLORDIA

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cute Arisaka type 99 GF
    >Missing a few 'extra' pieces.
    >still cute

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a Remington Mosin so whatever an old, scarred, American woman larping as a Russian aristocrat would look like

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A savage 99 in 308. I guess it would be some sort of weird vintage punk lady or a 1920s looking flapper.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    .410 single shot 1946. Skinny, doofy, and insecure. But loves walks around yard and killing.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hag

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost 40 y.o. MILF. Slim, modest, able to withstand a lot of rough handling and looking good in her old outfit. But when given some decent new acessories, she can go toe to toe with much younger raifus and still show them who's boss. Kinda tomboy too, and able to drink more beers than me.
    (now I want to cry)

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm scared to even consider such a possibility.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TT-33(type 54) my beloved. Most reliable woman I will ever know. Somewhat different to handle.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does a police surplus Beretta 92FS look like, is she a cop? I like cop ladies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, she looks like picrel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shave the mustache and I'm for it.

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