The AUTO KEY CARD

Do these actually work as a drop in/drop out solution to converting a rifle to full auto? Are they just Lightning Links you cut out yourself? Or something more?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >GlowBlack person
    Feel free to YouTube noose tutorials and apply yourself

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick ya mudda

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't you be catching criminals or something officer?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a credit-card-sized piece of sheet metal.

    It works for all the things you might want a piece of sheet metal to do, from fitting in your wallet to scraping ice off your windshield to getting you arrested by the ATF.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't those two guys going to prison for basically broadcasting to the world they're doing illegal shit? I mean that shit that should be legal but still moronic to broadcast it when it isn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One for making them and the other for shilling them on YouTube. They were selling them and trying to get YouTubers to review them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      It is not alleged that either of them has ever cut one of these out, making it an actual conversion device included in the NFA definition of a machinegun.
      These are only machineguns in ATF's imagination.

      And it's not alleged that Hoover (the CRS guy) specifically ever so much as touched one -- literally the only thing he is accused of doing is making sponsored videos.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >And it's not alleged that Hoover (the CRS guy) specifically ever so much as touched one -- literally the only thing he is accused of doing is making sponsored videos.
        Bro he literally made videos holding the Auto Key Card. Even showed earlier versions of the same idea. You're just 100% wrong on this part, he's on multiple videos with the fricking things.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can read the indictment yourself if you don't believe me:
          https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flmd.398039/gov.uscourts.flmd.398039.57.0.pdf

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe he didn't have the specific ones this guy machined but he not only had the exact same thing he had multiple versions of these cut out style links and showed them in his video.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            looks like their main issue is avoiding taxes like morons

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >small hodunk businesses not paying all their taxes because small hodunk morons

              Government is definitely attacking them to send a message to everybody. All these onlyfans e-thot's and no arrests besides them acting like disgusting Black folk in public

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >conspiracy to transfer unregistered machineguns (the auto keycards)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >conspiracy to
              Yep. Now read the list of overt acts, taking note of which ones involved Ervin and which involve Hoover.

              Also, note the conspicuous absence of possession charges for Hoover like counts 15 and 16 for Ervin.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Do these actually work as a drop in/drop out solution to converting a rifle to full auto?
    No, if you drop a whole credit card worth of metal in your AR, you won't even be able to reassemble it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    According to the Major Questions doctrine established in West Virginia vs EPA, BATFE doesn't have the authority to criminalize possession of pieces of metal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there's an ATF regulation regarding these key cards, so WV vs EPA probably doesn't apply.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a drawing of an LL on metal. There's nothing special about it.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The lightning link functions by creating a hinge on your rear takedown lug, triggered by the tail end of your very specific colt SP1 carrier, pulling your disconnector rearward and allowing your hammer to fall again. The auto keycard functions by being a credit card sized piece of steel with a drawing on it, and it will fit perfectly in one of your wallets many card slots. Note that it is slightly magnetic, due to its ferrous material.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does it shit ass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goshdarn right!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect to use to scrape gunk out of the edges of your car windows since it's thin enough to fit underneath the rubber. dont push too hard or you'll cut through the seal or bend it heavily since it's a thin sheet of metal

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in the same way that any other piece of sheet steel does, yeah.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daily keycard thread
    Go the frick away you tryhard frick

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it works, you put one keycard in your hand, in the other hand you use one finger and put it in your butthole, then you wait some seconds and you switch, you pull out the finger from your ass and proceed to insert the whole card in your anus, then boom full auto baby

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they are machineguns, idc what you copers want to say.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Explain.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They don't work

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