Damn i sure missed the pandemic, vax and war that didn't kill even 0.1% of the global pop
Let me guess, the mega famine is just going to be africa starving just like they did for the last 200 years?
Did god order his apocalypse from Wish?
Yeah just natural disasters that are ramping up in frequency and severity its probably nothing goy. Dont look into the cyclical catastrophic event, one certainly isnt about to happen soon just ignore the preliminary signs of the apocalypse and do nothing everything is fine.
>natural things
China seeds clouds to make more rain.
Mire rain happens, oh god oh fuck it’s flooding.
China decides to divert floods onto bumfuck regions that don’t normally flood, to save-u face (since this shit would have hit Beijing).
AAAAH HOW COULD GLOBAR-E WARMU DO THIS????? WESTU PIGGU RESPONISRBR!!!
Bruh only the first Seal has been broken so far
Seals 2 and 3 are pretty much ready to go whenever.. and seal 4.. well let's just say instead of riding a pale horse, they shoulda said he rode in on a red deer, ya know what I'm saiyan?
Mohammed was a filthy, child-fucking pedophile and fucked his first cousin Zainab and raped his childbride Aisha and let his daughter fuck her uncle and supported consanguinous marriages and was an all round mass murdering, child raping pedophile. Get the fuck out of my country you disgusting Muslim donkey, go rape goats somewhere else. Fake Dane, you're an Arab dog.
Anyone claiming to know the date or the time will always be wrong. Just like how 4chan memes only come true when there isnt a timeline tied to them. Its almost as if....
The apocalypse is a spoopy story pushed by Abrahamists to keep people scared and in line. It will s no different than stories of spoopy post 9/11 terrorists. Fear is the best way to control the sheeple. Just two more weeks. Jesus is coming.
christ is coming is something to look forward to not to live in fear of.
finally the synagogue of satan will pay if that happens.
no non-garden gnomed christian is worried about christ coming.
I'm sure he's come in a big spaceship(no that doesn't mean I believe he's an ayy), I think all they ayy shit they're conditioning us with is for when the demons arrive in spaceships they will tell us to unite against space hitler and the space nazis(Jesus and his angel army)
the only thing that garden gnomed-christians and the rest of the non-believers will have is following the anti-christs and taking the mark of the beast and falling into the trap of the synagogue of satan.
Some of it has happened. Some hasn't yet happened.
White horse = Constantine and the inception of the Roman Catholic Church
Red horse = Charlemagne and the Holy Roman Empire
Black horse = Saint Ignatius and the Jesuit led Renaissance (Rebirth)
Green horse = the Green movement. This is the final iteration of Rome which is seeking by this ploy to bring the whole world under its dominion. And under the name of environmentalism and saving the planet will cause one quarter of the earth to perish.
Last year my area had something approaching flooding the first time in memory, maybe ever. This year's precipitation is also a bit abnormal, 10 days of non stop rain.
Plus absurdly hot days during summers. Shit's fucked.
The 2022 Hunga Tonga-Hunga Ha'apai eruption is causing a lot of weather disruption.
The reason is the volcano put:
- 60 million tons of sulfur dioxide into the air
- 137,000,000 metric tons of water into the stratosphere
- ash, gases and vapor as high as 35 miles
this has changed the water vapor composition of the upper atmosphere significantly and will take 2-5 years to wear off. dont expect the electric garden gnome/tv garden gnomes to even bring this up.
the synagogue of satan climate garden gnomes are not going to tell you this
gwg4n
>- 60 million tons of sulfur dioxide into the air >- 137,000,000 metric tons of water into the stratosphere >- ash, gases and vapor as high as 35 miles
Pffffffffffffff, imagine thinking these gays can measure any thing like that. have a nice day gays
one can take a sample of volcanic ash cloud and know its composition and density.
then one can use the satellite image and the maximum height achieved on radar echo tops and satellite images
and from there one can calculate how much is there. doesnt matter if its off by a lot, the amounts would have to be off by order of magnitude to be 'wrong'
you arent really going here, are you?
what is causing the jacked up weather? globull climate change?
hunga tonga was pussy shit eruption
when is the next Krakatoa, or Mount Tambora, or Toba Eruption gonna happen
any eruption less than a 6 on the VEI scale is pussy fucking shit honestly
I wish but the forest fires are likely a lot of arson and retarded humans. So many pajeets in Canada these days theyre probably involved just out of pure stupidity. Hawaii was gnomish space lasers.
I live in one of those pics. No kidding. Small world innit. Also the flood wasn't as crazy as they claim. There was one in 03 or smthn that was almost just as bad. The one in 88 was even more similar. Then there are the old people who talk about the one from their youths when the water reached the church. Any other hallings on 4ch? Hallingdal really ought to secede from this satanic nation/government
Unfortunately my sentiment is not shared by others in the valley to any significant extent. I'd want the region to sucede. The people around me are not christians or care about freedom like I do. Also the population in Hallingdal is aging. Most go to the cities in the South or vest to live and work. I was just sharing a pipedream
Amos 5
18 Woe unto you that desire the day of the Lord! to what end is it for you? the day of the Lord is darkness, and not light.
19 As if a man did flee from a lion, and a bear met him; or went into the house, and leaned his hand on the wall, and a serpent bit him.
20 Shall not the day of the Lord be darkness, and not light? even very dark, and no brightness in it?
>Thank you God. Please make things much worse.
Amen.
[...]
Yes we know that and desire it still.
Amos 9
8 Behold, the eyes of the Lord God are upon the sinful kingdom, and I will destroy it from off the face of the earth; saving that I will not utterly destroy the house of Jacob, saith the Lord.
9 For, lo, I will command, and I will sift the house of Israel among all nations, like as corn is sifted in a sieve, yet shall not the least grain fall upon the earth.
10 All the sinners of my people shall die by the sword, which say, The evil shall not overtake nor prevent us.
Get right with God, follow His Law, and do not call that terrifying day forth. Ask for more time to turn away from evil.
the area of god's brain where you are is dead as soon as you stop breathing. but compare yourself to the universe, dude, you're fucking dumb as a jerk, and incomprehensible like a god. come on tell me that I'm wrong, tell me this and you will hear the echo in response. fuck you all, you bastards are just ruining everything.
2 months ago
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QQ cry more. God is perfectly happy with me wanting the end of everything.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>the area of god's brain where you are is dead as soon as you stop breathing.
so... God can't think about me after i stop breathing? what about the times where i rode roller coasters at busch gardens on acid? what about the time i shot that pig when we were boar hunting? or that permit i caught off the skyway fishing pier? what about that time my wife and i helped get that dog that got hit by a car, helped his owner get him to the vet? or when i rebuilt the engine on my '69 bug?
i mean dude
come on
i think God is gonna have another toke on at least *some* of what i was
you know
keep that shit in deep offline storage
pull it out for a toke every now and then
for a little flavor
a little pick-me-up
i think He does that with all of us
build up his stash
for a rainy day
>The evil shall not overtake nor prevent us.
Never said that. Might want to watch those false accusations. Bearing false witness and all that. >do not call that terrifying day forth. Ask for more time to turn away from evil.
Stop trying to save your own skin.
Matthew 7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the Law and the prophets.
Not following God's Law => you harm yourself and others.
God is wonderful; He created the skies above, the earth, the seas, and everything living in them. However, He does not tolerate evil forever. We are given a chance to follow His perfect Law, but eventually there is a cut-off point. Those who follow God's Law may live, but those who do not follow God's Law, who harm themselves and others, will not be around forever.
2 Peter 3
1 This second epistle, beloved, I now write unto you; in both which I stir up your pure minds by way of remembrance:
2 That ye may be mindful of the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and of the commandment of us the apostles of the Lord and Saviour:
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
>Thank you God. Please make things much worse.
Amen.
Amos 5
18 Woe unto you that desire the day of the Lord! to what end is it for you? the day of the Lord is darkness, and not light.
19 As if a man did flee from a lion, and a bear met him; or went into the house, and leaned his hand on the wall, and a serpent bit him.
20 Shall not the day of the Lord be darkness, and not light? even very dark, and no brightness in it?
Actually uh the hellish age is ending, after this the golden age begins, it's gonna get worse before it gets better though, we might be old sacks of shit by the time the golden age begins if we survive
I can't wait until the fires hit down here in this shithole. The only part I'm sad about is that politicians won't die because they'll be evacuated internationally if the fires are bad enough. Been an exceptionally warm and dry winter, so the fires should really fuck everything up
The apocalypse won't be some grand spectacle like some nuclear apocalypse.
It'll be a slow, boring death. Most likely due to overpopulation and lack of supplies, followed with a collapse of multiple economies.
8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
13 Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness.
14 Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless.
>Clean up your act before the master of the house gets home.
Matthew 24
45 Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season?
46 Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.
47 Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods.
48 But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming;
49 And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken;
50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of,
51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
2 Peter 3
1 This second epistle, beloved, I now write unto you; in both which I stir up your pure minds by way of remembrance:
2 That ye may be mindful of the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and of the commandment of us the apostles of the Lord and Saviour:
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
(1/2)
I appreciate the effort. The thing is, even though I do try, I cannot seem to comprehend the bible. The language, even though its English, sounds like a literal foreign language to me, whether I am reading it, or if its being read out loud. Is this normal?
Why does nothing ever happen here it's so fucking boring. One of the nearby small towns had a little tornado like 15 years ago that demo'd like 4 houses and people still talk about it BECAUSE ITS SO FUCKING BORING IM GOING TO DIE AND NOTHING COOL WILL HAVE EVER HAPPENED ITS SO FUCKING STAGNANT HERE
I couldn't a singel fuck less about distriksplebs. Hønefoss (from OPs pic) would probably look a lot better under water and out of everybodies view. Sneed.
Yeah just natural disasters that are ramping up in frequency and severity its probably nothing goy. Dont look into the cyclical catastrophic event, one certainly isnt about to happen soon just ignore the preliminary signs of the apocalypse and do nothing everything is fine.
Well historical declines tend to occur in multiple regions around the world at the same time since climate is all connected. Roman and Chinese declines happened at the same time. Everything went to shit everywhere during bronze age collapse. So if this is going to be a trend for the coming century we're all fucked once the migrations occur.
But thankfully most prosperous regions also migrate with climate.
so what, pussy
>PUSSY HUH?
anon wot is that 😮
She should have kept her big mouth shut.
SHOULDA KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT
First three posts best posts
PUSSY
PUUU SEEEEE
It's about time
I’m willing to bet it was sabotage chief
Ya, it rains daily in Hawaii.
This was someone trying to get cheap real estate.
Screencap it - was arson in Hawaii
MAGNIFICENT!
>The apocalypse
>It's just natural disasters
Weak sauce god
Perhaps you didn't notice the fake pandemic, the vaxx, the war and now the coming mega famine.
QRD on the load tolerance of the dam?
>coming mega famine.
How long can they live off stored fat?
>fatlippodcast
What lips are they talking about?
they'll start eating each other long before any autophagy starts taking place
SHE AIN'T MORBIDLY OBESE
SHE A BBW
Damn i sure missed the pandemic, vax and war that didn't kill even 0.1% of the global pop
Let me guess, the mega famine is just going to be africa starving just like they did for the last 200 years?
Did god order his apocalypse from Wish?
All those those things are catalysts for greater catastrophies to come.
Ah my bad, it's a two week type of deal
They Will increase in frequency and intensity, repent for the time of sorrows is coming as the Savior said.
Yeah just natural disasters that are ramping up in frequency and severity its probably nothing goy. Dont look into the cyclical catastrophic event, one certainly isnt about to happen soon just ignore the preliminary signs of the apocalypse and do nothing everything is fine.
Fuck yea. Let’s fucking dooo thissssssssssssssss end of the wooooooooorld
good
please let it be true
>live in the natural world
>natural things happen
>WOOOOOOOOOOW
The rate of natural extremes is what you need to look at, you simple country fucked monkey.
>traffic fatalities hit all time low as hinese are forced off roads by flooding.
>roads have never been safer in china
Big deal chudcel, catastrophic flooding literally happens every year you just forgot
>natural
I thought it was the result of China's massive cloud seeding problem.
>natural things
China seeds clouds to make more rain.
Mire rain happens, oh god oh fuck it’s flooding.
China decides to divert floods onto bumfuck regions that don’t normally flood, to save-u face (since this shit would have hit Beijing).
AAAAH HOW COULD GLOBAR-E WARMU DO THIS????? WESTU PIGGU RESPONISRBR!!!
>rivers
>not rivers of blood
They're only showing you this to push global warming
Bruh only the first Seal has been broken so far
Seals 2 and 3 are pretty much ready to go whenever.. and seal 4.. well let's just say instead of riding a pale horse, they shoulda said he rode in on a red deer, ya know what I'm saiyan?
First seal, is either Corona virus or Trump being given a crown, either way, it's started.
How many American presidents have these? Is this for something specific?
Only Trump as far as I'm aware.
Is that real silver, or silver plate?Why are those garden gnomes giving it away to Trump?
holy fuck it's real
https://abcnews.go.com/International/israeli-group-sells-special-edition-trump-coin/story?id=55096698
heh
https://blogs.timesofisrael.com/is-donald-trump-the-moshiach-messiah/
I've heard this before but never gotten a good explanation, can you help me out here?
September. Picrel coming up on us real fast like.
>2 years ago
>2 more years
What did he mean by this?
Two more weeks guys. Trust me.
2 more weeks until 2 more weeks
I didn't imagine the town I studied in would be the place it all started
Why the fuck would you go and study in Hønefoss of all places bro?
Who started the fires in Hawaii?
Fear God, give glory to Him for the hour of His judgment is come.
The Second Eclipse is only a few hundred days away
wonder what kind of crazy shit happens between now and then...
Started in 2020
pussy
there aren't nearly enough dead libtards yet
Greta is right about everything.
Greta..
>Greta..
+1
We need more good work like that.
Saved
Why does bread make everything hotter
Everybody loves bread, everybody loves a good butt, combine the two and it's a win win.
simple as
>please greta n globohomo save us
Weak
God hates you all
>started
any day now
>~50 pipol ded
>apokalyps
Easy now, Geir.
Mohammed was a filthy, child-fucking pedophile and fucked his first cousin Zainab and raped his childbride Aisha and let his daughter fuck her uncle and supported consanguinous marriages and was an all round mass murdering, child raping pedophile. Get the fuck out of my country you disgusting Muslim donkey, go rape goats somewhere else. Fake Dane, you're an Arab dog.
>Some piddling eruptions
>nooooo le apocalypse
Ayyyy you hyperbolic morons are exhausting
likely.
book of revelation.
be a part of the remnant and dont help the synagogue of satan or take the mark of the beast.
don't worry. there are savoirs approaching
Soon, anon, soon
Lmao more like 88 reasons why abrahamic prophecy is designed to manipulate the masses.
ANE Prophecy was usually conditional. They weren't like Greeks who thought prophecy was inevitable
Was that heavens gate?
A death cult where you had to get your weiner chopped off to join.
I think they came up with another date and when *that* date didn't come the flock lost faith in their leader.
Anyone claiming to know the date or the time will always be wrong. Just like how 4chan memes only come true when there isnt a timeline tied to them. Its almost as if....
The apocalypse is a spoopy story pushed by Abrahamists to keep people scared and in line. It will s no different than stories of spoopy post 9/11 terrorists. Fear is the best way to control the sheeple. Just two more weeks. Jesus is coming.
christ is coming is something to look forward to not to live in fear of.
finally the synagogue of satan will pay if that happens.
no non-garden gnomed christian is worried about christ coming.
I'm sure he's come in a big spaceship(no that doesn't mean I believe he's an ayy), I think all they ayy shit they're conditioning us with is for when the demons arrive in spaceships they will tell us to unite against space hitler and the space nazis(Jesus and his angel army)
the only thing that garden gnomed-christians and the rest of the non-believers will have is following the anti-christs and taking the mark of the beast and falling into the trap of the synagogue of satan.
And the great men and kings of the time went into the mountains to seek refuge, not knowing their place of refuge would become their sarcophagus.
floods happen every season imbecile.
You morons dont even know basic shit.
you have to re-learn the water cicle no cap
>started
It's been on for 3 years
The apocalypse already happened.
You're all illiterate.
Some of it has happened. Some hasn't yet happened.
White horse = Constantine and the inception of the Roman Catholic Church
Red horse = Charlemagne and the Holy Roman Empire
Black horse = Saint Ignatius and the Jesuit led Renaissance (Rebirth)
Green horse = the Green movement. This is the final iteration of Rome which is seeking by this ploy to bring the whole world under its dominion. And under the name of environmentalism and saving the planet will cause one quarter of the earth to perish.
>Natural disasters
:I
>Natural disasters, first world
:O
Last year my area had something approaching flooding the first time in memory, maybe ever. This year's precipitation is also a bit abnormal, 10 days of non stop rain.
Plus absurdly hot days during summers. Shit's fucked.
The 2022 Hunga Tonga-Hunga Ha'apai eruption is causing a lot of weather disruption.
The reason is the volcano put:
- 60 million tons of sulfur dioxide into the air
- 137,000,000 metric tons of water into the stratosphere
- ash, gases and vapor as high as 35 miles
this has changed the water vapor composition of the upper atmosphere significantly and will take 2-5 years to wear off. dont expect the electric garden gnome/tv garden gnomes to even bring this up.
the synagogue of satan climate garden gnomes are not going to tell you this
gwg4n
Oh is that why we have all these storms? I thought it was the garden gnomes who did
>- 60 million tons of sulfur dioxide into the air
>- 137,000,000 metric tons of water into the stratosphere
>- ash, gases and vapor as high as 35 miles
Pffffffffffffff, imagine thinking these gays can measure any thing like that. have a nice day gays
one can take a sample of volcanic ash cloud and know its composition and density.
then one can use the satellite image and the maximum height achieved on radar echo tops and satellite images
and from there one can calculate how much is there. doesnt matter if its off by a lot, the amounts would have to be off by order of magnitude to be 'wrong'
you arent really going here, are you?
what is causing the jacked up weather? globull climate change?
hunga tonga was pussy shit eruption
when is the next Krakatoa, or Mount Tambora, or Toba Eruption gonna happen
any eruption less than a 6 on the VEI scale is pussy fucking shit honestly
You deserve it, should not have played terrorist for amis.
Finally
I'll just shoot the floods and fires.
I wish but the forest fires are likely a lot of arson and retarded humans. So many pajeets in Canada these days theyre probably involved just out of pure stupidity. Hawaii was gnomish space lasers.
Two more weeks
It is just wizards. Quit doing human sacrifices and cutting off kids genitals and stuff like this will stop.
And that's a good thing
Fuck this garden gnome moron world
I live in one of those pics. No kidding. Small world innit. Also the flood wasn't as crazy as they claim. There was one in 03 or smthn that was almost just as bad. The one in 88 was even more similar. Then there are the old people who talk about the one from their youths when the water reached the church. Any other hallings on 4ch? Hallingdal really ought to secede from this satanic nation/government
Why don't you? Should be easy to secede in mountainous terrain
Unfortunately my sentiment is not shared by others in the valley to any significant extent. I'd want the region to sucede. The people around me are not christians or care about freedom like I do. Also the population in Hallingdal is aging. Most go to the cities in the South or vest to live and work. I was just sharing a pipedream
West*
RULES OF NATURE
>Norway
More like gayway. Am I right?
God I sure hope so.
Thank you God. Please make things much worse.
Amos 5
18 Woe unto you that desire the day of the Lord! to what end is it for you? the day of the Lord is darkness, and not light.
19 As if a man did flee from a lion, and a bear met him; or went into the house, and leaned his hand on the wall, and a serpent bit him.
20 Shall not the day of the Lord be darkness, and not light? even very dark, and no brightness in it?
I don't mind.
Amos 9
8 Behold, the eyes of the Lord God are upon the sinful kingdom, and I will destroy it from off the face of the earth; saving that I will not utterly destroy the house of Jacob, saith the Lord.
9 For, lo, I will command, and I will sift the house of Israel among all nations, like as corn is sifted in a sieve, yet shall not the least grain fall upon the earth.
10 All the sinners of my people shall die by the sword, which say, The evil shall not overtake nor prevent us.
Get right with God, follow His Law, and do not call that terrifying day forth. Ask for more time to turn away from evil.
God loves me and I love God.
the area of god's brain where you are is dead as soon as you stop breathing. but compare yourself to the universe, dude, you're fucking dumb as a jerk, and incomprehensible like a god. come on tell me that I'm wrong, tell me this and you will hear the echo in response. fuck you all, you bastards are just ruining everything.
QQ cry more. God is perfectly happy with me wanting the end of everything.
>the area of god's brain where you are is dead as soon as you stop breathing.
so... God can't think about me after i stop breathing? what about the times where i rode roller coasters at busch gardens on acid? what about the time i shot that pig when we were boar hunting? or that permit i caught off the skyway fishing pier? what about that time my wife and i helped get that dog that got hit by a car, helped his owner get him to the vet? or when i rebuilt the engine on my '69 bug?
i mean dude
come on
i think God is gonna have another toke on at least *some* of what i was
you know
keep that shit in deep offline storage
pull it out for a toke every now and then
for a little flavor
a little pick-me-up
i think He does that with all of us
build up his stash
for a rainy day
>The evil shall not overtake nor prevent us.
Never said that. Might want to watch those false accusations. Bearing false witness and all that.
>do not call that terrifying day forth. Ask for more time to turn away from evil.
Stop trying to save your own skin.
But why though? I thought God was nice.
Matthew 7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the Law and the prophets.
Not following God's Law => you harm yourself and others.
God is wonderful; He created the skies above, the earth, the seas, and everything living in them. However, He does not tolerate evil forever. We are given a chance to follow His perfect Law, but eventually there is a cut-off point. Those who follow God's Law may live, but those who do not follow God's Law, who harm themselves and others, will not be around forever.
2 Peter 3
1 This second epistle, beloved, I now write unto you; in both which I stir up your pure minds by way of remembrance:
2 That ye may be mindful of the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and of the commandment of us the apostles of the Lord and Saviour:
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
(1/2)
>Thank you God. Please make things much worse.
Amen.
Yes we know that and desire it still.
>apocalypse
>not minorities setting fires
The world is dripping in malaise. We’re going to enter a hellish new age.
Actually uh the hellish age is ending, after this the golden age begins, it's gonna get worse before it gets better though, we might be old sacks of shit by the time the golden age begins if we survive
>the hellish age is ending
My sweet summer child
Don't call me summer, it's common knowledge on this board we're in the Kali Yuga
>Kali Yuga will end in the year 428,899 CE.
lel
>Kali Yuga
Fuck off with your pajeet babble
I hate newfag trannies
Why would boomers consider living next to a volcano a paradise to live at
Who gives a shit
The world ends when I die.
https://old.reddit.com/r/NarrativeDynamics/
Touch grass gay
homeowner boomers eternally BTFO
I can't wait until the fires hit down here in this shithole. The only part I'm sad about is that politicians won't die because they'll be evacuated internationally if the fires are bad enough. Been an exceptionally warm and dry winter, so the fires should really fuck everything up
The apocalypse won't be some grand spectacle like some nuclear apocalypse.
It'll be a slow, boring death. Most likely due to overpopulation and lack of supplies, followed with a collapse of multiple economies.
>Most likely due to overpopulation
kekekek
>he doesn't know
lol thats's normal Australian season. stop being gays
dont tell them what its like on a friday.
theyll freak right out.
>he fell for the climate hysteria media psyop
No I didn't. I don't believe this is caused by co2 emissions, but unironically trannies and gayry.
you still fell for the psyop. you just drew another conclusion.
>Quick, we need climate lock downs
this will unironically happen.
8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
13 Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness.
14 Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless.
>Clean up your act before the master of the house gets home.
Matthew 24
45 Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season?
46 Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.
47 Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods.
48 But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming;
49 And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken;
50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of,
51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Have I said something wrong?
I appreciate the effort. The thing is, even though I do try, I cannot seem to comprehend the bible. The language, even though its English, sounds like a literal foreign language to me, whether I am reading it, or if its being read out loud. Is this normal?
Why does nothing ever happen here it's so fucking boring. One of the nearby small towns had a little tornado like 15 years ago that demo'd like 4 houses and people still talk about it BECAUSE ITS SO FUCKING BORING IM GOING TO DIE AND NOTHING COOL WILL HAVE EVER HAPPENED ITS SO FUCKING STAGNANT HERE
THE MICRONOVA IS COMING
they dont call earth the worst place in the world for no reason. and god forces us into existence to do slave labor for him.
looks like a normal day in my country
LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!
Ever wonder why really old cultures made their houses on the top of the mountains not the bottom?
I couldn't a singel fuck less about distriksplebs. Hønefoss (from OPs pic) would probably look a lot better under water and out of everybodies view. Sneed.
Yah I don't see any of this happening in non-western governments, weather is fine out here
Hahahahahahaha nordchinks btfo by water just like regular chinks hahahahhahahahahhahaahaha
until I see normies panic and die around me there’s no apocalypse
So you will do nothing until its too late to prepare? Fucking fantastic plan. Research plasma catastrophe.
What are these? Spotlights?
Plasma anomalies in the atmosphere, they have been increasing in frequency and intensity over the years. Harbingers of the apocalypse.
GOOD
>Town by river has floods
>Island covered in volcanoes has fire
I am shocked beyond belief
good good
Norgay? Hawhat?
Less relevant than planet fucking Mars.
>build houses on flood plains
Omg global warming
>ignore gnomish crimes
Omg space lazers doesn’t exist
Well historical declines tend to occur in multiple regions around the world at the same time since climate is all connected. Roman and Chinese declines happened at the same time. Everything went to shit everywhere during bronze age collapse. So if this is going to be a trend for the coming century we're all fucked once the migrations occur.
But thankfully most prosperous regions also migrate with climate.
finally
i thought i was gonna have to go out in the hall
and get one of the
god damned maids to do it
Sure is taking its' sweet time.
>apocalypse = antifag drug addict with a packet of matches
Yeah, you can go kys right now, cum drinking Climate Marxist pig.