Russophobic is a buzzwords in russian media.
They want to make all the hate russia get irrational and stupid, as well as giving the impression that russia is under constant threat.
Look, if you wanna promote the Russian genocide of Ukraine maybe go somewhere else, like pol ? They're big on genocide, atrocities, and mass murder there so you'll fit right in.
Tell me something Vatnik. If a bunch of Ukrainians dressed up in Russian uniforms and just walked up to Kherson, how would you know they were Ukrainians again?
You replied an hour ago, just to reply again with a "tell me vatnik"
You're mentally ill, namehomosexual.
Tell me something Vatnik. If a bunch of Ukrainians dressed up in Russian uniforms and just walked up to Kherson, how would you know they were Ukrainians again?
For delicious chocolate cake, you’ll need the following ingredients.
>all-purpose flour >sugar >unsweetened cocoa powder >baking powder >baking soda >salt >espresso powder >milk – you can also use buttermilk, almond milk, oat milk, or coconut milk >oil – you can use vegetable, canola or melted coconut oil >eggs – when baking, I like to use room temperature eggs >vanilla extract >boiling water
Preheat the oven to 350º F. Prepare two 9-inch cake pans by spraying with baking spray or buttering and lightly flouring.
Whisk dry ingredients. Add flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt and espresso powder to a large bowl or the bowl of a stand mixer. Whisk through to combine or, using your paddle attachment, stir through flour mixture until combined well.
Mix in wet ingredients. Add milk, vegetable oil, eggs, and vanilla to flour mixture and mix together on medium speed until well combined. Reduce speed and carefully add boiling water to the cake batter until well combined.
Bake. Distribute cake batter evenly between the two prepared cake pans. Bake for 30-35 minutes, until a toothpick or cake tester inserted in the center of the chocolate cake comes out clean.
Remove from the oven and allow to cool for about 10 minutes, remove from the pan and cool completely. Frost with Chocolate Buttercream Frosting.
>all-purpose flour >sugar >unsweetened cocoa powder >baking powder >baking soda >salt >espresso powder >milk – you can also use buttermilk, almond milk, oat milk, or coconut milk >oil – you can use vegetable, canola or melted coconut oil >eggs – when baking, I like to use room temperature eggs >vanilla extract >boiling water
I got all that stuff
>Preheat the oven to 350º F. Prepare two 9-inch cake pans by spraying with baking spray or buttering and lightly flouring.
>Whisk dry ingredients. Add flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt and espresso powder to a large bowl or the bowl of a stand mixer. Whisk through to combine or, using your paddle attachment, stir through flour mixture until combined well.
>Mix in wet ingredients. Add milk, vegetable oil, eggs, and vanilla to flour mixture and mix together on medium speed until well combined. Reduce speed and carefully add boiling water to the cake batter until well combined.
>Bake. Distribute cake batter evenly between the two prepared cake pans. Bake for 30-35 minutes, until a toothpick or cake tester inserted in the center of the chocolate cake comes out clean.
>Remove from the oven and allow to cool for about 10 minutes, remove from the pan and cool completely. Frost with Chocolate Buttercream Frosting.
The best part about making chocolate cake is knowing that vatniks can't afford to, and it’s important to make chocolate cake, so that you can remind russkies that they can’t have anything good in life. They’re allowed to have vodka and krokodil, and boiled cabbage. Hey, that's a pretty good cake... Not that a vatBlack person would know HAHAHAHA
The capture of Lysychansk is a tactical win and a strategic loss for russia, as their plan was to encircle the city and then take it, which failed.
In russia this is, obviously, gonna be put as a major victory, while in reality it's an embarassment...
Pretty much, and unlike world War 2, there's no France offensive that Russia can launch that can change the tide of battle. All they can do is slowly advance mile after mile, eating equipmment losses and troops each time. Really Ukraine should have been building some giant rear defensive line the whole time they were doing this.
I'd be pretty surprised if they didn't. The road network and urban buildup slightly SW of Lysychansk would be a fantastic forward candidate as the infrastructure would allow Ukraine to respond quickly and reposition whether Russia pushed from the the north, east, or south, or a combo. The next best hard defensive line that allows that level of flexible, rapid response is another 100 miles west of that. Granted, the wide open fields mean Ukraine can make Russia bleed for every inch, and hopefully even draw Russian forces into a salient. I'm beginning to think Ukraine's road and rail infrastructure was specifically built with defense-in-depth in mind.
we are looking at a full-on rout. Ukrops have been over-extended and failed by their leadership. Only a matter of time until Russia sends in their regulars to mop up.
I have literally been hearing this since February. I hope you get conscripted I get to see your stupid ass on telegram getting vaporized by NATO equipment.
If they capture Siversk within a week then it confirms this section of the front has collapsed and the Ukrainians are in full retreat. This happened the exact same way in Syria
The best part of this is that it was all DPR scumbags and traitors doing the fighting, even when King Monke can notch a minor victory, Russians are STILL TOTALLY INCOMPETENT AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Even among patriots in the Russian segment of the Internet, this does not cause much celebration.
Yes, more than forty days for 20 kilometers and 10% of the Lugansk region.
Now we need to storm 48% of the Donetsk region.
It did not work to encircle and defeat the units of the Ukrainian army, they retreated in perfect order to new lines of defense.
The river of Western weapons, ever wider.
I do not know if the daily reports of the Conflict Intelligence Team and Ruslan Leviev are translated into English, they are trying to be as neutral as possible (but still obviously for Ukraine).
I guess Google can handle their texts easily.
Or plunge into the abyss of translating Russian-language patriotic channels and publics, but this is too deep a hell.
>they retreated in perfect order to new lines of defense
Rate the perfection on a scale from 1 to "fricking gays, help us, we are getting fricked!"
https://streamable.com/o9uvtn
https://streamable.com/7aurhb
https://streamable.com/x7qve9
For 8 years, Ukrainians concreted the Lisichansk- Slavyansk- Bakhmut triangle into two floors underground. Lisichansk was at the forefront of the attack on Donbass, the Ukrainians planned to launch an offensive from it. Now this fang has finally been knocked out of the mouth of the pig-dog.
What's next?
The final defeat of the Donbass group of the Armed Forces of Ukraine will be after the capture of Bakhmut and Slavyansk - a matter of a maximum of a month. Ukrainians understand that they no longer have 8 years to build the same fortifications, so they can only drag out time so that the rear forces prepare new trenches for retreat. What they have been building for years - we release in a month, what they have been building for months - in weeks, and what is in weeks - we will take in a matter of days.
Ukraine is just the beginning, Russia does not have time, then it is necessary to rebuild the economy on military rails and break through the corridor to Kaliningrad. Europe is waiting.
Where does this style of zogspeak writing come from? It’s so fricking weird and immediately noticeable. Are they transliterating Russian text or is this just how ESLs over there speak English?
>Ukrainians understand that they no longer have 8 years to build the same fortifications, so they can only drag out time so that the rear forces prepare new trenches for retreat. What they have been building for years - we release in a month, what they have been building for months - in weeks, and what is in weeks - we will take in a matter of days.
Holy shit vatnik could you at least TRY to speak english?
Sentence structure makes 100% sense in Russian. Also the phrase "military rails" for the infrastructure is the latest bit out of the Kremlin doing A/B testing in Russian media.
Do two things at the same time slightly different from one another and see what happens. We do it in music studios all the time when mixing to find the right settings for a piece of equipment. It’s just “version A versus version B”
It's probably foreign language translated to English, split up into Twitter post sized compartments
>What's next? >The final defeat of the Donbass group of the Armed Forces of Ukraine will be after the capture of Bakhmut and Slavyansk - a matter of a maximum of a month. Ukrainians understand that they no longer have 8 years to build the same fortifications, so they can only drag out time so that the rear forces prepare new trenches for retreat. What they have been building for years - we release in a month, what they have been building for months - in weeks, and what is in weeks - we will take in a matter of days.
Together with a /1 and /2 it exactly fits two Twitter post character limits.
>Ukrainians understand that they no longer have 8 years to build the same fortifications, so they can only drag out time so that the rear forces prepare new trenches for retreat. What they have been building for years - we release in a month, what they have been building for months - in weeks, and what is in weeks - we will take in a matter of days.
Holy shit vatnik could you at least TRY to speak english?
>The final defeat of the Donbass group of the Armed Forces of Ukraine will be after the capture of Bakhmut and Slavyansk - a matter of a maximum of a month.
Ukraine is a shithole there's no denying that. I'd rather live in Moscow than in Kiev. Life in Moscow and St. Petersburg is pretty good in fact, it's just that the rest of Russia is a hellscape.
What more weapons can Britain give? They've given Nlaws, Skystreak, Artillery and MLRS's. There is nothing more to give. No we won't send out Challenger Tanks, not going to happen.
When you have to go scrounging in tank graveyards to see if you can still get some of your 60 year old wrecks running, it's not because you have equipment to spare.
Yes, all they have is raw goods now. The industry required to turn them into actual products got sold down the river. >Military equipment
Not if it relies on optics, chips, or materials production Russia is no longer able to do. Most of that they got from foreign powers now hostile to them.
Luhansk and Donetsk oblasts annexed by Russia, Ukrainian coast of Azov sea to Russia, Ukraine gets back Kherson up to the Pivnichno-Kryms'kyi Channel with a guaranteed and unrestricted access to water for Crimea.
Can't see it ending any more positively for Ukraine tbh.
amazing
i'm not going to assume Ukraine has lost, countries have faced bigger retreats and bounced back, but claiming a retreat as a tactical victory is definitely a /k/ope
>Pull out safely >Trust me some literal who said so on Twitter so it must be true.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Russians would be blasting shit in every channel if they actually managed to cauldron something relevant.
Have not done it, so that means ukies have pulled out safely.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Russian's would do this thing becauseI said so, because reasons >Trust me I'm an expert in warfare at the /k/ope headquarters located in Buttfrickville Tennessee.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There have been no reports of major fighting in the city after the encirclement. Mariupol fought for 2 months while encircled and you're saying everyone in Lysychansk just surrendered instantly? What most likely happened is that the encirclement trapped just about nothing and Russians just walked in.
Also the guy you're responding to above you is right, if Russians managed to trap anything substantial in Lysychansk than we would have heard of it by now. Remember that small Hirske pocket? The moment it happened we instantly got reports that there's over 1k Ukrainian troops there.
The one thing they kept banging on about was how the cauldron was gonna encircle a lot of Ukrainian forces and that this would lead to a weakness in the Ukrainian frontlines that they would exploit and it would all just be a cakewalk from then on. They took the cities, but the Ukrainians bailed.
amazing
i'm not going to assume Ukraine has lost, countries have faced bigger retreats and bounced back, but claiming a retreat as a tactical victory is definitely a /k/ope
>Pull out safely >Trust me some literal who said so on Twitter so it must be true.
>Russian's would do this thing becauseI said so, because reasons >Trust me I'm an expert in warfare at the /k/ope headquarters located in Buttfrickville Tennessee.
https://i.imgur.com/Csb3qeV.png
>if you lose slowly, you win
>we are le winning! Just slowly and bleeding Black folk and equipment in the process!
You'd think Russia of all countries would realise how little losing land means in the long term. Soviets literally lost more men, equipment and land in the opening months of Barbarosa than has even been committed in this conflict.
Soviets lost something like 80% of their
industry, food production, natural resources in 4 months in 1941. In 4 months in 2022 Russia has accomplished basically nothing.
the russians are winning, but in a far slower pace that may wind up unsustainable in the long term, do they have enough shells and troops to bomb any ukrainian city to the ground above the pre-war 100k every few months at a time, but the ukranians cant handle losing cities every few months as well as that may affect the local morale and possibly its western suppliers as well, its a really tricky game to see who breaks first
Kinda makes me wonder if Ukies leave any special operatives behind in some hidden bunkers to sow terror behind the enemy lines?
Sure, sounds like some comic book shit, but weirder shit has happened.
Ruskies are now looking up every buzzword on urban dictionary to string a rant together
SAD!
>we invaded and destroyed a culturally and ethnically close country to us and you should support us because...you are a israelite and a redditor okay?
what the frick is this mindset?
Found the israelites. Enjoy your evil schemes with the goyim while you can, subhumans. The truth will eventually come out.
>we invaded and destroyed a culturally and ethnically close country to us and you should support us because...you are a israelite and a redditor okay?
what the frick is this mindset?
LIKE A DICK JERKED OFF IN A homosexual'S ASS!!!
THE RUSSIAN ARMY HAS ENTERED UKRAINE!!!
LEAVING THE FASCISTS NO CHOICE!!!
THE ARMY HAS GONE TO KIEV TO FIGHT!!!
YOU MOTHERFRICKERS WILL SOON BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!!!
FOR THE MAIDAN FOR THE TEARS OF THE DONBAS KIDS!!!
IF YOU DON'T DIE, YOU'LL GO!!!
YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR AT LEAST FIVE YEARS!!!
YOU b***hES PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS!!!
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THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'LL "FORGIVE" YOU!!!
FOR EIGHT YEARS THEY WANTED TO FRICK DONBASS!!!
AND NOW IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!
YOU MOTHERFRICKERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE!!!
WHETHER TO STICK A RUSSIAN DICK IN YOUR ASS OR IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
RESPECTFULLY DENIS CHERNUKHIN MARCH 22, 2022 SERPUKHOV CITY
>anti-LGBT
What gave you that impression? The insecure hyper masculine chest thumping? Their army with institutionalized gay rape and prostitution? One of the highest HIV rates in the world?
Russians are about the most in the closet homosexuals in the world.
Whatever it is, the Russians can't do shit if we destroy their artillery ammo. That's their Achilles Heel.
We don't have to wipe out every single Russian artillery piece, just destroy their concentrations of ammo and when they try to hide them, monitor where all the trucks go.
That's the key to Ukrainian Victory. Once Russians can't do their whole "blow the shit out of everything" mass attacks, they're back to trying to fight the Ukrainians man-to-man.
Seems like the Russians are only making advances their economy can sustain.
Russian cannot afford to fight all along the border of Ukraine like the onset of the war but it might be able to fight on a limited front without collapsing its economy.
If they are within a balanced budget they could eventually and slowly take over Ukraine in a few years provided they keep momentum.
Why are pro Ukraine shills so moronic. This is levels of whataboutism that even vatniks would blush at.
>loses the rest of entire Luhansk oblast >what about the sanctions >the sanctions will save us >it was a day objective anyway >we won by running away and making the Russians take it faster than they expected
>loses the rest of entire Luhansk oblast
You mean the Oblast they have been fighting over for 8 years?
Taking 5 months to take a minor town 40km from the frontline in a region you declared independent 8 years ago is not a success. Doing all this while you retreat from two other fronts due to lack of combat power is not a success.
Proving you are unable to maintain logistics in hostile territory is not a success.
Russia occupies less of Ukraine now than 4 months ago. Or two months ago. Pick a date, it doesn't matter. >what about the sanctions
Devastating. Russia is switching to a command economy because they are unable to even maintain their equipment. Russian companies refuse to repair equipment because they don't have the parts and don't get paid. Meanwhile Russian companies stopped producing anything but oil and gas and VAT revenue collapsed 60%. Imports 90%. >the sanctions will save us
I'm not Ukrainian. I don't need to be saved. >it was a day objective anyway
It was. 8 years ago. >we won by running away and making the Russians take it faster than they expected
Does this map look like a success to you, Vatnik?
Again. Why are Russian gains now smaller than 5/4/3/2/1 months ago if they are winning? Why are they advancing at 200 meters a day in regions where they concentrate their forces?
Because you are not winning, Vatnik. You will lose and you will suffer for your president. >I'm not Russian haha
That's even more pathetic then.
>not weapons-related
So you're the pecker that's been reporting all the pro Russia threads while spamming the exact same update threads with a Russophobic stance
>Russophobic
Do all pro-Putin posters talk like trannies?
Russophobic is a buzzwords in russian media.
They want to make all the hate russia get irrational and stupid, as well as giving the impression that russia is under constant threat.
It's from the autocratic playbook.
Iran.
North Korea.
China.
It's always the same playbook.
>Phobic
I am not afraid of Rußia.
I assure you I have never been and will never be afraid of Russia
This post BTFO the shills. lol
>everyone who isn't a rabid contrarian is a shill
Look, if you wanna promote the Russian genocide of Ukraine maybe go somewhere else, like pol ? They're big on genocide, atrocities, and mass murder there so you'll fit right in.
Which subreddit do you hail from? r/libgunowners or r/cuckolds?
>Russophobic
There is no such thing.
>4 fricking months
>200m a day
xaxaxaxa
Yup. All the big red arrows advancing look cool. The I look at the scale and start kek'ing.
Euro or South American measurements detected
The entire world uses the metric system except for the backwards shitholes of Myanmar, Liberia and USA.
>countries that have been to the moon: 1
>countries that use the imperial system: 1
NASA uses metric.
The German engineers designing the rocket used metric.
UK uses miles, don't they? They use mph on Top Gear.
That area is heavily defended.
Wanna talk about muh Kherson offensive? The distance is similar, except they haven't advanced an inch.
I wonder how long the Kherson Russians' nerve will hold. They know they're isolated.
>They know they're isolated.
They're not?
The bridge hasn't been destroyed.
Not yet.
Yeah, two more weeks, that's what I said.
Heavily defended, but how well-supplied, lol?
Such a fragile thing, logistic routes.
You replied an hour ago, just to reply again with a "tell me vatnik"
You're mentally ill, namehomosexual.
Except I asked a DIFFERENT question. Reading comprehension is a useful life skill.
Why an hour later, you never leave this board.
Well now you know how the Ukrainians feel about the Russians. They just refuse to go away no matter how much Ukraine demands it.
Tell me something Vatnik. If a bunch of Ukrainians dressed up in Russian uniforms and just walked up to Kherson, how would you know they were Ukrainians again?
>russia keeps burning their military to capture the ruins of what are basically rust belt small towns
lmao, lol even
For delicious chocolate cake, you’ll need the following ingredients.
>all-purpose flour
>sugar
>unsweetened cocoa powder
>baking powder
>baking soda
>salt
>espresso powder
>milk – you can also use buttermilk, almond milk, oat milk, or coconut milk
>oil – you can use vegetable, canola or melted coconut oil
>eggs – when baking, I like to use room temperature eggs
>vanilla extract
>boiling water
Preheat the oven to 350º F. Prepare two 9-inch cake pans by spraying with baking spray or buttering and lightly flouring.
Whisk dry ingredients. Add flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt and espresso powder to a large bowl or the bowl of a stand mixer. Whisk through to combine or, using your paddle attachment, stir through flour mixture until combined well.
Mix in wet ingredients. Add milk, vegetable oil, eggs, and vanilla to flour mixture and mix together on medium speed until well combined. Reduce speed and carefully add boiling water to the cake batter until well combined.
Bake. Distribute cake batter evenly between the two prepared cake pans. Bake for 30-35 minutes, until a toothpick or cake tester inserted in the center of the chocolate cake comes out clean.
Remove from the oven and allow to cool for about 10 minutes, remove from the pan and cool completely. Frost with Chocolate Buttercream Frosting.
>all-purpose flour
>sugar
>unsweetened cocoa powder
>baking powder
>baking soda
>salt
>espresso powder
>milk – you can also use buttermilk, almond milk, oat milk, or coconut milk
>oil – you can use vegetable, canola or melted coconut oil
>eggs – when baking, I like to use room temperature eggs
>vanilla extract
>boiling water
I got all that stuff
>Preheat the oven to 350º F. Prepare two 9-inch cake pans by spraying with baking spray or buttering and lightly flouring.
>Whisk dry ingredients. Add flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt and espresso powder to a large bowl or the bowl of a stand mixer. Whisk through to combine or, using your paddle attachment, stir through flour mixture until combined well.
>Mix in wet ingredients. Add milk, vegetable oil, eggs, and vanilla to flour mixture and mix together on medium speed until well combined. Reduce speed and carefully add boiling water to the cake batter until well combined.
>Bake. Distribute cake batter evenly between the two prepared cake pans. Bake for 30-35 minutes, until a toothpick or cake tester inserted in the center of the chocolate cake comes out clean.
>Remove from the oven and allow to cool for about 10 minutes, remove from the pan and cool completely. Frost with Chocolate Buttercream Frosting.
Now to do this part.
Do i mix the Polonium with the wet or try ingredients?
If you're British MI6 you can do it either way, in London or in Moscow
>>all-purpose flour
Are there any other flours?
Yes? You need different types of flours for different pastries.
Yes.
Bread flour. Rye Flour. Cake Flour. etc.
The best part about making chocolate cake is knowing that vatniks can't afford to, and it’s important to make chocolate cake, so that you can remind russkies that they can’t have anything good in life. They’re allowed to have vodka and krokodil, and boiled cabbage. Hey, that's a pretty good cake... Not that a vatBlack person would know HAHAHAHA
The capture of Lysychansk is a tactical win and a strategic loss for russia, as their plan was to encircle the city and then take it, which failed.
In russia this is, obviously, gonna be put as a major victory, while in reality it's an embarassment...
It's a minor win but it's still a failed cauldron which is what Russia needs if they're actually going to successfully break the Ukrainian army.
As long as Ukraine can run away to the next defensive position, they can keep the war going for months.
Just like how Germany was able to fortify Italy and force the allies to slowly advance for years.
The key difference being that the more Ukraine can stall for time, the more gucci shit they get.
Pretty much, and unlike world War 2, there's no France offensive that Russia can launch that can change the tide of battle. All they can do is slowly advance mile after mile, eating equipmment losses and troops each time. Really Ukraine should have been building some giant rear defensive line the whole time they were doing this.
I'd be pretty surprised if they didn't. The road network and urban buildup slightly SW of Lysychansk would be a fantastic forward candidate as the infrastructure would allow Ukraine to respond quickly and reposition whether Russia pushed from the the north, east, or south, or a combo. The next best hard defensive line that allows that level of flexible, rapid response is another 100 miles west of that. Granted, the wide open fields mean Ukraine can make Russia bleed for every inch, and hopefully even draw Russian forces into a salient. I'm beginning to think Ukraine's road and rail infrastructure was specifically built with defense-in-depth in mind.
Might be why they gave up the southern front so easily in the early days
>months
we are looking at a full-on rout. Ukrops have been over-extended and failed by their leadership. Only a matter of time until Russia sends in their regulars to mop up.
>2 weeks
>Believes russia still has "regulars"
Regulars? I think they're already dead Vassili
two more years russhit
I have literally been hearing this since February. I hope you get conscripted I get to see your stupid ass on telegram getting vaporized by NATO equipment.
If they capture Siversk within a week then it confirms this section of the front has collapsed and the Ukrainians are in full retreat. This happened the exact same way in Syria
Unless the Ukrainians wipe out all Russia's AMMO supplies, depriving Russia of its dreaded arty-spam.
Besting the Russians isn't as hard as the Vatniks claim it is. They're overwhelmingly dependent on massed artillery to advance.
But artillery can't fire if the Ukrainians destroy all their ammo points.
When someone tells you they have a ton of guns, tell them what they really have are bullets.
They'll be out of ammunition trucks and tanks in 2 weeks
Why aren't you fighting?
Russia, you threw your "elites" and "regulars" into the fray early. Ukraine buried them.
Who gives a flying frick what Germany wants? It's their own fault they got addicted to Russian oil. Keep sending weapons to Ukraine.
How does 2 weeks sound
But did they actually?
Will Russia ever get its cauldron?
towards Kherson? yea!
It's more of a leisure day stroll.
China builds land to expand.
Russia conquers land to expand.
Old european empires have to form a union to expand.
NATO has "expanded" far more than the other two though. Pretty easy considering the threat of living in China or Russia is terrifying.
>Spend months shelling it to rubble
>WE DID IT REDDIT WE TOOK THE CITY!
Congratulations on your useless pile of rubble. Hope it was worth it.
This is going to end up like WW1 Western front if NATO won't end their madness.
Is NATO in the room with you right now?
>Invades Ukraine
>Why would NATO do this?
Fricking vatBlack folk I swear
The best part of this is that it was all DPR scumbags and traitors doing the fighting, even when King Monke can notch a minor victory, Russians are STILL TOTALLY INCOMPETENT AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
LNR*
The LNR have a semblance of training and equipment, the DNR do not
Even among patriots in the Russian segment of the Internet, this does not cause much celebration.
Yes, more than forty days for 20 kilometers and 10% of the Lugansk region.
Now we need to storm 48% of the Donetsk region.
It did not work to encircle and defeat the units of the Ukrainian army, they retreated in perfect order to new lines of defense.
The river of Western weapons, ever wider.
>trips
I bow. Is there a good/easy way to check on Ruskie popular opinion and discussions if you don't live in Russia?
I do not know if the daily reports of the Conflict Intelligence Team and Ruslan Leviev are translated into English, they are trying to be as neutral as possible (but still obviously for Ukraine).
I guess Google can handle their texts easily.
Or plunge into the abyss of translating Russian-language patriotic channels and publics, but this is too deep a hell.
>they retreated in perfect order to new lines of defense
Rate the perfection on a scale from 1 to "fricking gays, help us, we are getting fricked!"
https://streamable.com/o9uvtn
https://streamable.com/7aurhb
https://streamable.com/x7qve9
>feint for me, but not for thee
Why is the capture of Lisichansk so important?
For 8 years, Ukrainians concreted the Lisichansk- Slavyansk- Bakhmut triangle into two floors underground. Lisichansk was at the forefront of the attack on Donbass, the Ukrainians planned to launch an offensive from it. Now this fang has finally been knocked out of the mouth of the pig-dog.
What's next?
The final defeat of the Donbass group of the Armed Forces of Ukraine will be after the capture of Bakhmut and Slavyansk - a matter of a maximum of a month. Ukrainians understand that they no longer have 8 years to build the same fortifications, so they can only drag out time so that the rear forces prepare new trenches for retreat. What they have been building for years - we release in a month, what they have been building for months - in weeks, and what is in weeks - we will take in a matter of days.
Ukraine is just the beginning, Russia does not have time, then it is necessary to rebuild the economy on military rails and break through the corridor to Kaliningrad. Europe is waiting.
>Europe is waiting
...with F-35s, to knock down every bridge that Russian supplies have to cross.
Where does this style of zogspeak writing come from? It’s so fricking weird and immediately noticeable. Are they transliterating Russian text or is this just how ESLs over there speak English?
mentally ill westerners and south americans who drank the commie kool-aid write like this
Sentence structure makes 100% sense in Russian. Also the phrase "military rails" for the infrastructure is the latest bit out of the Kremlin doing A/B testing in Russian media.
what's a/b testing?
Do two things at the same time slightly different from one another and see what happens. We do it in music studios all the time when mixing to find the right settings for a piece of equipment. It’s just “version A versus version B”
It's honestly half speech, half infomercial.
It's probably foreign language translated to English, split up into Twitter post sized compartments
>What's next?
>The final defeat of the Donbass group of the Armed Forces of Ukraine will be after the capture of Bakhmut and Slavyansk - a matter of a maximum of a month. Ukrainians understand that they no longer have 8 years to build the same fortifications, so they can only drag out time so that the rear forces prepare new trenches for retreat. What they have been building for years - we release in a month, what they have been building for months - in weeks, and what is in weeks - we will take in a matter of days.
Together with a /1 and /2 it exactly fits two Twitter post character limits.
>Ukrainians understand that they no longer have 8 years to build the same fortifications, so they can only drag out time so that the rear forces prepare new trenches for retreat. What they have been building for years - we release in a month, what they have been building for months - in weeks, and what is in weeks - we will take in a matter of days.
Holy shit vatnik could you at least TRY to speak english?
How about you just skip to the fighting Europe part so we can get this shit over with you colossal frick?
>The final defeat of the Donbass group of the Armed Forces of Ukraine will be after the capture of Bakhmut and Slavyansk - a matter of a maximum of a month.
Let's just be optimistic and call it two weeks.
>reee why do countries keep joining NATO
Why are the US and Russia both selectable regions
This is a vatnik who ran it through Google translate.
Source - I speak their language
> This is a vatnik who ran it through Google translate.
>They have concreted into two floors underground
>mfw he's right
yeah now russians will probably push to the dniepr
/K/ddit on suicide watch. Russia already won the donbas and they keep going.
go back
Just 10 more years and you might get to Kiev assuming Russia hasn't collapsed by then
hatohols be seething
>the Russians are advancing their ammo dumps and command into HIMARS range
>that cup
Wait a second...I think I have an idea about what kind of men that woman might like...
Rent free.
>The Russophobe is a racist
Imagine the shocks
>Russophobe
...And proud.
Taras, take off the Russian uniform, perfidy is a warcrime.
I'm pretty sure that's a Russian. The smell of vodka and the shit on its snout is a dead giveaway.
pigs > ruzzge
Ukraine is a shithole there's no denying that. I'd rather live in Moscow than in Kiev. Life in Moscow and St. Petersburg is pretty good in fact, it's just that the rest of Russia is a hellscape.
winter is coming. Western support will stop because Germany needs Russian gas. Ukraine has no chance to win this
why would America and Britain stop supplying weapons and intel because Germany wants gas?
Russia’s are groomed into believing “the west” is this giant homogenized monster and not just a shit ton of countries that don’t like them.
What more weapons can Britain give? They've given Nlaws, Skystreak, Artillery and MLRS's. There is nothing more to give. No we won't send out Challenger Tanks, not going to happen.
conveniently leaving out the US, why would that be hmmm
>UK running out of equipment
also delusional
Putin needs to sell his gas, its Russia's only commodity.
Gas, oil, coal, gold, grain, uranium, military equipment.
Do you honestly believe that Russia has military equipment to spare after this, or that anyone would buy it after seeing how it performs?
Obviously they do.
Have you seen the trains loaded with T-62s coming from Sibir?
The trucks full of 152mm coming from Belarus?
When you have to go scrounging in tank graveyards to see if you can still get some of your 60 year old wrecks running, it's not because you have equipment to spare.
Yes, all they have is raw goods now. The industry required to turn them into actual products got sold down the river.
>Military equipment
Not if it relies on optics, chips, or materials production Russia is no longer able to do. Most of that they got from foreign powers now hostile to them.
Germany can't stop the US from supplying Ukraine. In fact, it can't stop anyone from doing that and it itself has barely helped anyway.
>please please please drop sanctions
stop begging, it's pathetic
How is this war going atm? Predictions on how it will end?
Luhansk and Donetsk oblasts annexed by Russia, Ukrainian coast of Azov sea to Russia, Ukraine gets back Kherson up to the Pivnichno-Kryms'kyi Channel with a guaranteed and unrestricted access to water for Crimea.
Can't see it ending any more positively for Ukraine tbh.
Russia got their objectives prematurely. What an absolute embarrassment for the vatniks
what do you mean prematurely the war started 5 months ago
They failed to actually encircle the Ukrainians. All evidence is they pulled out.
>the Ukrainians retreated
>this means they won
amazing
i'm not going to assume Ukraine has lost, countries have faced bigger retreats and bounced back, but claiming a retreat as a tactical victory is definitely a /k/ope
So was it russian victory that ukies managed to pull out safely?
>Pull out safely
>Trust me some literal who said so on Twitter so it must be true.
Russians would be blasting shit in every channel if they actually managed to cauldron something relevant.
Have not done it, so that means ukies have pulled out safely.
>Russian's would do this thing becauseI said so, because reasons
>Trust me I'm an expert in warfare at the /k/ope headquarters located in Buttfrickville Tennessee.
There have been no reports of major fighting in the city after the encirclement. Mariupol fought for 2 months while encircled and you're saying everyone in Lysychansk just surrendered instantly? What most likely happened is that the encirclement trapped just about nothing and Russians just walked in.
Also the guy you're responding to above you is right, if Russians managed to trap anything substantial in Lysychansk than we would have heard of it by now. Remember that small Hirske pocket? The moment it happened we instantly got reports that there's over 1k Ukrainian troops there.
The Russians needed to destroy the Ukrainian army
The cream of the crop ukies was in the donbass
They escaped
Russia took lysichansk but ukes still in tact to fight another day
Ukraine can afford to fight another severodonetsk/lysichansk
How many more Russians "victories" can russia afford to fight?
Mariupol, severodonetsk, lysichansk were all very costly in terms of men and equipment
This is some u/k/ranian sisters level of cope.
The one thing they kept banging on about was how the cauldron was gonna encircle a lot of Ukrainian forces and that this would lead to a weakness in the Ukrainian frontlines that they would exploit and it would all just be a cakewalk from then on. They took the cities, but the Ukrainians bailed.
>we are le winning! Just slowly and bleeding Black folk and equipment in the process!
You will never be with a woman, Anon.
>if you lose slowly, you win
Yeah, remember how Nazis won the whole war against soviets and then occupied the whole russia?
You'd think Russia of all countries would realise how little losing land means in the long term. Soviets literally lost more men, equipment and land in the opening months of Barbarosa than has even been committed in this conflict.
Yeah, remember how the Soviets lost to the Nazis after losing everything west of Moscow?
Soviets lost something like 80% of their
industry, food production, natural resources in 4 months in 1941. In 4 months in 2022 Russia has accomplished basically nothing.
The Russians had lend lease for fuel, food, trucks, ammo
Theyre on the wrong side of lend lease in this war
Sometimes winning depends on not losing quickly
Learn your military history
the russians are winning, but in a far slower pace that may wind up unsustainable in the long term, do they have enough shells and troops to bomb any ukrainian city to the ground above the pre-war 100k every few months at a time, but the ukranians cant handle losing cities every few months as well as that may affect the local morale and possibly its western suppliers as well, its a really tricky game to see who breaks first
now we get to see them actually occupy the ruins of a city. i predict more vatBlack person death. should be fun to watch!
Kinda makes me wonder if Ukies leave any special operatives behind in some hidden bunkers to sow terror behind the enemy lines?
Sure, sounds like some comic book shit, but weirder shit has happened.
congratulations. how does this help your self-esteem, though?
Luhansk just finished an 8 year war for independence, culminating in victory with foreign aid. Similar to the US war for independence
Now they can focus on eating missiles for the next couple of decades.
independence?
Just a reminder that if you're against Russia you're a homosexual israelite npc and deserve to be shot dead.
And if you are for russia you are subhuman who deserves genocide
Found the israelites. Enjoy your evil schemes with the goyim while you can, subhumans. The truth will eventually come out.
I'm not scheming anything. I just wish you were dead.
you do know that a substantial portion of israelites live in russia right?, especially pre-israel
allahu akbar to you too
Ruskies are now looking up every buzzword on urban dictionary to string a rant together
SAD!
>we invaded and destroyed a culturally and ethnically close country to us and you should support us because...you are a israelite and a redditor okay?
what the frick is this mindset?
LIKE A DICK JERKED OFF IN A homosexual'S ASS!!!
THE RUSSIAN ARMY HAS ENTERED UKRAINE!!!
LEAVING THE FASCISTS NO CHOICE!!!
THE ARMY HAS GONE TO KIEV TO FIGHT!!!
YOU MOTHERFRICKERS WILL SOON BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!!!
FOR THE MAIDAN FOR THE TEARS OF THE DONBAS KIDS!!!
IF YOU DON'T DIE, YOU'LL GO!!!
YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR AT LEAST FIVE YEARS!!!
YOU b***hES PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS!!!
SO YOU DON'T GET SLAUGHTERED LIKE PIGS!!!
WE HAVE THE RIGHT FOR REVENGE!!!
DON'T YOU EVER SHOOT AT CIVILIANS AGAIN!!!
GET ON YOUR FRICKING KNEES!!!
GET READY TO SUCK wiener WITH YOUR MOUTHS!!!
YOUR buttholeS WILL BE FRICKED!!!
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'LL "FORGIVE" YOU!!!
FOR EIGHT YEARS THEY WANTED TO FRICK DONBASS!!!
AND NOW IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!
YOU MOTHERFRICKERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE!!!
WHETHER TO STICK A RUSSIAN DICK IN YOUR ASS OR IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
RESPECTFULLY DENIS CHERNUKHIN MARCH 22, 2022 SERPUKHOV CITY
what the frick is with the russian obsession of fricking a man's butthole?, arent you homosexuals anti LGBT?
gulaghomosexual anal rape mindset is the unofficial social "glue" of Russian Federation
>anti-LGBT
What gave you that impression? The insecure hyper masculine chest thumping? Their army with institutionalized gay rape and prostitution? One of the highest HIV rates in the world?
Russians are about the most in the closet homosexuals in the world.
yaoi doujin when...
evil drill officer x cheeky fresh recruit twink from st. petersburg, rape correction
Russia is definitely the globohomosexual it pretends the west is.
>The advance
More like regression lol
Whatever it is, the Russians can't do shit if we destroy their artillery ammo. That's their Achilles Heel.
We don't have to wipe out every single Russian artillery piece, just destroy their concentrations of ammo and when they try to hide them, monitor where all the trucks go.
That's the key to Ukrainian Victory. Once Russians can't do their whole "blow the shit out of everything" mass attacks, they're back to trying to fight the Ukrainians man-to-man.
Seems like the Russians are only making advances their economy can sustain.
Russian cannot afford to fight all along the border of Ukraine like the onset of the war but it might be able to fight on a limited front without collapsing its economy.
If they are within a balanced budget they could eventually and slowly take over Ukraine in a few years provided they keep momentum.
Fighting along a limited front opens the Russian invasion force to being outflanked.
It's too late. The Russian economy is now little more than a gas station that won't be able to sustain anything.
Why are pro Ukraine shills so moronic. This is levels of whataboutism that even vatniks would blush at.
>loses the rest of entire Luhansk oblast
>what about the sanctions
>the sanctions will save us
>it was a day objective anyway
>we won by running away and making the Russians take it faster than they expected
>loses the rest of entire Luhansk oblast
You mean the Oblast they have been fighting over for 8 years?
Taking 5 months to take a minor town 40km from the frontline in a region you declared independent 8 years ago is not a success. Doing all this while you retreat from two other fronts due to lack of combat power is not a success.
Proving you are unable to maintain logistics in hostile territory is not a success.
Russia occupies less of Ukraine now than 4 months ago. Or two months ago. Pick a date, it doesn't matter.
>what about the sanctions
Devastating. Russia is switching to a command economy because they are unable to even maintain their equipment. Russian companies refuse to repair equipment because they don't have the parts and don't get paid. Meanwhile Russian companies stopped producing anything but oil and gas and VAT revenue collapsed 60%. Imports 90%.
>the sanctions will save us
I'm not Ukrainian. I don't need to be saved.
>it was a day objective anyway
It was. 8 years ago.
>we won by running away and making the Russians take it faster than they expected
Does this map look like a success to you, Vatnik?
Again. Why are Russian gains now smaller than 5/4/3/2/1 months ago if they are winning? Why are they advancing at 200 meters a day in regions where they concentrate their forces?
Because you are not winning, Vatnik. You will lose and you will suffer for your president.
>I'm not Russian haha
That's even more pathetic then.
*Gratuitous butt-related comment full of lewdness*
IMAGINE THE SMELL
ITT: Ukrainian shillbotd having extreme programming errors.