some of the ones down near the bottom look ok, just be careful removing the top layer.
frick me though, looks like untreated wooden crates left directly on mud and under snow.
They couldn't spring for pressure treated and re-use the crates for decades, if they knew they were going to be for long-term storage in the elements? I know pressure treated is more expensive and causes cancer, but you're the army of an authoritarian kleptocracy, if anyone has money it should be you. Also who gives a shit if the grunts working with the crates every day get cancer is 25 years.
The top boxes are protecting the lower boxes from rain and the bottom boxes are protecting the top boxes from ground water and snow. The middle boxes will be fine comrade
You don't understand
That IS a warehouse
In fact it's a modern, temperature controlled concrete bunker with multiple secure points of entry.
You don't see it? It's right here on the documents and the budget sheet. You're clearly delusional comrade, why would the state pay for something that doesn't exist?
That a security measurements against a 'suicides' that tend to happens to russian officiall and commanders recently >You can't fall through the window, if you can't fit into one
>less than a year >at least 40 pounds, likely more
what happened
Sadly its a edited picture but the real one isn't much better. He really has gained weight and gotten redder just not that much.
This clip is pretty cool because everybody's gotta clap and act like he's cool and badass or else they're tortured and murdered. He's actually flexing his power there.
Where is this cowardly motherfricker anyway? I thought he was bragging about being in Ukraine and ear the front but if so why hasn't a drone dropped a grenade on him yet?
He just shat on Stalin instead of celebrating Red Army day as everyone else in Puccia.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Setting himself up as a freedom leader of Chechnya during the Warlord era
Nice
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's amazing how this homosexual can suck so much puccyr wiener yet at the same be so knowledgeable. The cognitive dissonance must be great.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's amazing how this homosexual can suck so much puccyr wiener yet at the same be so knowledgeable. The cognitive dissonance must be great.
The whole country has a problem with glorifying the Soviets while ignoring anything they could have done to piss off anyone else living in their country.
>I thought he was bragging about being in Ukraine and ear the front
He got in Ukraine once and made a tiktok inside a basement pretending to be near the frontlines, he has been hiding in his palaces ever since then
>some of the ones down near the bottom look ok, just be careful removing the top layer.
fricking hell m8 if I was in the army and got sent this rust bucket I'd surrender on the spot
>pressure treated
USSR only produced pressure treated wood for railroad sleepers, power poles and contribution piles. There was no pressure treated plank productions.
>That looks kind of tasty if you look at the thumbnail.
Yeahhhh....kinda like stuffed shell in some kind of korean BBQ sauce.
https://i.imgur.com/TYAuL0l.jpg
In Metro 2033 it is said they use human feces to make ammunition propellant. Glukhovsky may have been influenced by real life Russia
Russian vintage Jenkem?
https://i.imgur.com/Rm6k5Dt.jpg
That's exactly how they've been stored. No wonder they are short on ammo, it's all been left to rot
I'm wondering what the smallest High Explosive round you can fire that will set off that entire ammo dump.
(At least now you know why they use the word 'dump' to describe it.)
Isn't this how they supply their entire army? I remember hearing that Wagner always got priority 1 on munitions and now they just have to make do with whatever shit the rest are dealing with.
It does. I thought OP was posting a tin of sardines in tomato sauce before reading the text. >ohnonono, wagner bros, we're boned >but you can break them with your teeth pretty easily.
Worse yet, the shell is so corroded it disintegrates in the barrel, resulting in nothing but a dusty turd flopping out, bringing a smile to the face of the enemy.
Feces aside the presence of cigarette butts is what's funniest to me. Some russian private banished to guard a depot in bumfukov nowereovski oblast. Quietly sitting in the dark smoking and shitting in a warehouse full of volatile munitions, holding his dick and balls out the way to ash into the propellant can/commode. And then screwing the lid back on and putting it back into circulation to sit for 4 decades before it gets loaded onto a train and sent all the way to Ukraine, surviving HIMARS strikes and smoking accidents only for another private to open it up for a fire mission and find some gay ends and fossilised man logs. Pottery.
Glorious Russian ammunition does not be needing globalhomosexual luxuries such as roof to be protecting motherland in future. Firing pin will simply raise eyebrow and the primer will understand.
Thats what's left of the secondary cardboard plug, on top of that sits a wax plug - most likely when water seeped in to the cask it all melted down and rotted along with the propelent bags.
>it all melted down and rotted along with the propelent bags
Thank god the cigarette butts are at least ok. I sometimes worry about them not standing the test of time.
I love the line >Glukhovsky may have been influenced by real life Russia
Dude is from Moscow, it's like saying Tolkien may have been influenced by real life England.
That's exactly how they've been stored. No wonder they are short on ammo, it's all been left to rot
Seriously, how hard would it have been to build the most basic of fricking Walmart style buildings to store these in. Just flat concrete foundation, 4 sheet metal walls, and a roof, maybe a fricking drain hole for the inevitable lack of maintenance induced leaking water. Even if the half the fricking ceiling caved in from neglect their contents would still be in better shape than this
general downgraded from concrete to leftover bricks and moved the budget to his yacht fund
contract company took the bricks for themselves and told his workers to build it out of wood
workers knew nobody gave a shit so they fricked off to drink more vodka
PLJAT >how I suppose to buy golden floating dacha if waste money on this cyyka?
or >after stealing 90% of the budget leftover 10% gets sent to the work >contractors steal the leftover materials anyway and bribe the site administrators
at least the dacha looks good.
i'm missing a zen rock garden, one of those steep parabolic bridges and a pond for the koifish, but otherwise fricking weeb/10
I'm pretty sure the answer is there has been money pledged for that and all kinds of unbelievable shit we are learning. In corrupt countries its difficult to have money reach its intended purpose through many layers of management
They were going to build it 20 years ago at twice the expected budget but the project kept getting delayed and the budget kept increasing 🙁 Don't worry though they'll built it in 15 years at five times the budget *~~)
Yeah it's pretty crazy to see that, the price of building a hangar is minimal compared to the price of ammunition. Not to mention the danger of leaving ammo that could be stolen.
Because someone embezzled the fund for building the shelter, and then took bribes to look away while conscripts rat fricked every part with resale value they could.
[...]
Seriously, how hard would it have been to build the most basic of fricking Walmart style buildings to store these in. Just flat concrete foundation, 4 sheet metal walls, and a roof, maybe a fricking drain hole for the inevitable lack of maintenance induced leaking water. Even if the half the fricking ceiling caved in from neglect their contents would still be in better shape than this
tbh unfortunately chances are that that is the t-55 and t-62 bone yard in Kharkiv. OTOH the Khrakiv plant was living hand-to-mouth for a while after Ukraine's independence, and its only through some Pakistan contracts that they managed to urvive
>now pakistan is sending Ukraine parts and ammo they bought from them from 1995 to 2014
Which is why I have a hard time getting on the Pakistan hate-train, even though I understand why a lot of anons do. Poor turders just have a schizo foreign policy and a kebab problem, is all. They're allright lads at times, full durka at others.
At least most of the hatches are closed, the other depots had rows and rows of rusted t72 with all the hatches open, just to make sure everything is totally ruined
>mfw /k/tards probably have more working and fire-worthy russian ammo for their slavshit funnies stashed away in their sheds than the whole russian army in Ukraine
>mfw /k/tards probably have more working and fire-worthy russian ammo for their slavshit funnies stashed away in their sheds than the whole russian army in Ukraine
Alright /k/ what do you have in your Russian surplus boomer hordes? My humble collection is as follows. >2k 5.45 7n6 >1.2k of 7.62x39 >500ish 7.62x54r >230 9mm macaroni and cheese
I stalled on getting a tokarev for too long unfortunately, but at least I have a Belomo red dot on my pristine Russian made ak.
You will never be a real Spirit, you have no Sephira Crystal, you have no Astral Dress, you have no Angel.
https://i.imgur.com/MT0ECMM.jpg
Can't wait for the Russian spring offensive, it's going to be so much fun.
You will never have a real Yukionna, not even gremlin or skellington, why live?
Ok but in a more serious note by this point after they spend most of the soviet stashes what will they have to fight great war against hato scum and globohomosexual or something, what are they going to do, build a time machine RA3 style and try to fix things up?
>glowies job is to buy ammo off the black market sold by corrupt officials of enemy governments so their army as no ammo
It isn't fair. Why can't I be a glowie?
I'll personally be screencapping every thread by shills bragging about taking Bakhmut and a couple of small hills so I can repost them once Ukraine's counter pushes them all the way back to the border.
>Despite all their frickups the Russian MoD is still a master troll
wouldn't it be funny if regular army units get cut off and annihilated because of this, they deserve each other
Most explosives are a lot less stable than iron
If the iron has corroded to that degree, most of the explosives are probably just inert lumps or dust
Until you hit the crate with the Fun Box where the chemicals did something entertaining and you, your buddies and the entire ammo dump join the cosmonaut corps.
Bloody hell, even if by some miracle it fires, it probably won't hit the broad side of a barn by virtue of the shell being to corroded to engage the rifling properly
This has to be fake because otherwise the Russian lines would be collapsing. Are they really stabilizing this situation by throwing hordes of half-armed prisoners to keep the Ukrainians on the back foot?
There’s a lot of ammo dumps in Russia that were relatively well kept - they’re the ones that were used first for ammo, and have been the first to be used up. Now they’re going to the more obscure ammo dumps where the requisitions officers never dreamed they’d actually be asked to supply ammo, so it was just left to rot. This is the fun part where Russias’ used up the well stored shells and is now discovering the difference between their claimed storage capacity, and what has actually survived in bad storage for 40 years.
I imagine the same is true of their vehicle storages. They've refurbished their good quality ones and now they are looking to the lower quality boneyards. Can't find the picture, but there was satellite footgae of a vehicle store yard and they had picked up that vehicles were seemingly being picked and taken out their spots seemingly at random. The interpretation of it was that those were the vehicles in good enough condition to reactivate easily, with the ones left requiring more effort or being scrap.
The Russians aren't attacking and neither are the Ukrainians so it makes sense they're not really collapsing. They're just in this tug-of-war stalemate. It's also thought the Russians have such little ammo in Ukraine because they're hoarding the better ammo in Russia and Belarus for the mobilized reserve forces for future attacks. So their remaining forces in Ukraine are left to rot.
More projection from ukraine?We know that ukraine have severe ammo problems for months now.I wonder what kind of shit they are getting when the US is reduced to begging for ammo from african and south american countries.
>"Dmitri, why do shell in this box look like fricking enchilada?" >"Must be Mexico import, now stop of complain and load cannon. I will be be of behind sandbags doing important paperwork."
Meanwhile, Ukie shells get white-glove service. UberX'd to the front. Whereupon it is reverently treated with holy kosmoline while an acolyte artisan carefully inscribes it with litanies of war >"Pregnant Anne-Frank is Best Anne"
This is propellant charge for launching missiles from tank gun, Its much less than charge for HE (HE MV 850 m/s, missiles around 300 m/s). Also it has spring loaded pusher rod to reduce peak g loads of teh missiles during launch.
Imagine if you will, being a Russian soldier. Now imagine how all of the invisible forces of the universe that led to this moment. How across time, space, and the stars, everything had to come together perfectly for this. The moment you are ripped limb from limb and reduced to a bloodied, charred, pulp in a land called Ukraine, by an artillery shell shipped all the way from the good ole’ US of A, with one simple message inscribed on it.
“Pregnant Anne Frank is Best Anne Frank :)”
Whether you want to call that God, Allah, destiny, divine providence, the Will of the of the Force, or just the simple random luck of the cosmos, it is surely glorious.
With the amount of shells that have been improperly stored, handled, and utilized all over the world, I really have to hand it to those soviet engineers. They really made user-proof products.
Laugh now hohols, but just know that we can beat off that rust in just a couple weeks. It's only a matter of time before you are rolled over with the full might of Russia.
Looks like ammo dug up by militaria enthusiasts on WW2 battlefields
Last thread is still up
And this one just got deleted:
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/57251933/
This reeks like vatnik butthurt.
some of the ones down near the bottom look ok, just be careful removing the top layer.
frick me though, looks like untreated wooden crates left directly on mud and under snow.
They couldn't spring for pressure treated and re-use the crates for decades, if they knew they were going to be for long-term storage in the elements? I know pressure treated is more expensive and causes cancer, but you're the army of an authoritarian kleptocracy, if anyone has money it should be you. Also who gives a shit if the grunts working with the crates every day get cancer is 25 years.
That's exactly how they've been stored. No wonder they are short on ammo, it's all been left to rot
>2010
I'm sure they at least covered it up since then
right
I think I've seen this before.
every single logistics guy in the russian army is living this movie over and over again daily
That's a great movie
The top boxes are protecting the lower boxes from rain and the bottom boxes are protecting the top boxes from ground water and snow. The middle boxes will be fine comrade
I was just going to post this, kek. Now why could that ammo be all rusty n sheeeit? Hmm, I wonder...
You don't understand
That IS a warehouse
In fact it's a modern, temperature controlled concrete bunker with multiple secure points of entry.
You don't see it? It's right here on the documents and the budget sheet. You're clearly delusional comrade, why would the state pay for something that doesn't exist?
what are we seeing in those decomposing boxes at the top?
I'm not a ammo geek so can't tell you. Likely some artillery shell or tank round
looks like HEAT
It's HEATFS.
they could have at least built some shitty shelters/warehouses for them
>you're the army of an authoritarian kleptocracy, if anyone has money it should be you
They had the money, it just didn't go to ammo storage
it's a good outfit to be fair, I'm sure all the other bears down at the bathhouse admired how authoritarian he looked
The hilarious thing about those boots: Those are Women's boots.
Prada Monolith, almost $1,800 a pair.
https://www.prada.com/us/en/women/shoes/ankle_boots_and_boots/products.Monolith_leather_and_Re_Nylon_boots_with_pouch.1T255M_3LJS_F0002_F_B055.html?utm_campaign=GoogleShopping_US&utm_medium=CPC&utm_source=Google&utm_content=PMax&s_kwcid=AL!8549!3!!!!x!!&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIuYzP56Oq_QIVkobICh1zUgzoEAQYASABEgJUhPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
hey man if it works it works
At that pricepoint and level of fashion there is no more male or female clothing.
He must have narrow feet if he can wear women's boots.
>authoritarian kleptocracy
>The public service getting the money
How does your mind work?
He's probably got the breasts too match
Someone’s been stress eating & drinking.
This, that dude didn't had a single good night sleep the entire year
Britain's greatest secret architect strikes again.
underrated
>kadyrov went from being chris-chan with an ugly beard to ethan ralph with an ugly beard
Dude's on his way to transforming into a real-life Robert Baratheon.
>"BLYAT, GET THE KEVLAR STRETCHER! NOW CHARGE TRENCH BEFORE I PISS MYSELF!"
The frick happened to him?
Coke bloat maybe.
Major stress eating?
He must bulk so he can truly become the Goring of Russia.
That a security measurements against a 'suicides' that tend to happens to russian officiall and commanders recently
>You can't fall through the window, if you can't fit into one
sadly it's not him.
Sadly its a edited picture but the real one isn't much better. He really has gained weight and gotten redder just not that much.
This clip is pretty cool because everybody's gotta clap and act like he's cool and badass or else they're tortured and murdered. He's actually flexing his power there.
Winter blubber. It is shed in spring.
>Honey, get the spray bottle! Kadyrov is humping the floor again!
>We really need to get him neutered.
Shittiest pushups ever
>GOD I WAS STRONG THEN
>tfw Robert gets killed by a boar
>in other words, a pig
THE BOAR IS PREGNANT
>less than a year
>at least 40 pounds, likely more
what happened
he really has event these ankle monitor pouch, how cute
Where is this cowardly motherfricker anyway? I thought he was bragging about being in Ukraine and ear the front but if so why hasn't a drone dropped a grenade on him yet?
Stuffing his face back home.
He's in Abu Dhabi actually.
He just shat on Stalin instead of celebrating Red Army day as everyone else in Puccia.
>Setting himself up as a freedom leader of Chechnya during the Warlord era
Nice
It's amazing how this homosexual can suck so much puccyr wiener yet at the same be so knowledgeable. The cognitive dissonance must be great.
The whole country has a problem with glorifying the Soviets while ignoring anything they could have done to piss off anyone else living in their country.
>Stuffing his face back home.
"Fetch the breastplate stretcher..!"
Baron Ramzan Harkonnen
>My Chechens
>My Ritz crackers
>My moobs
It's okay guys he's on a training regime! look how many fake pushups he can do!
https://www.tiktok.com/@viceworldnews/video/7184835080689323270
>Where is this cowardly motherfricker anyway?
>I thought he was bragging about being in Ukraine and ear the front
He got in Ukraine once and made a tiktok inside a basement pretending to be near the frontlines, he has been hiding in his palaces ever since then
I watched a Russian camprostitute frick her ass wearing those boots. I couldn't unsee them.
>some of the ones down near the bottom look ok, just be careful removing the top layer.
fricking hell m8 if I was in the army and got sent this rust bucket I'd surrender on the spot
>pressure treated
USSR only produced pressure treated wood for railroad sleepers, power poles and contribution piles. There was no pressure treated plank productions.
This the type of shit that this wienersucker tries selling at gunshows
Nyet! Ammo is fine comrade!
This doesn't look too bad, would just give you losers some sandpaper and those would be all shiny till the evening.
>ESL
Literal orcs
That looks kind of tasty if you look at the thumbnail.
Shell lasagna, my favorite
Mmmm, the crunch of the shell, the tang of rust, the explosive aftertaste! Everybody loves shell lasagne!
Delicious Mario+bomberman cinematic universe crossover
>That looks kind of tasty if you look at the thumbnail.
Yeahhhh....kinda like stuffed shell in some kind of korean BBQ sauce.
Russian vintage Jenkem?
I'm wondering what the smallest High Explosive round you can fire that will set off that entire ammo dump.
(At least now you know why they use the word 'dump' to describe it.)
Cabbage rolls with tomato sauce!
the forbidden sardine can
I came here to complain about the state of RF rations.
I legitimately thought it was some kind of barbecue
kimchi shells
40mm canneloni with tomato sauce
The forbidden enchiladas.
I was posting this as I was checking the comments. Its definitely the first food that came to mind.
Isn't this how they supply their entire army? I remember hearing that Wagner always got priority 1 on munitions and now they just have to make do with whatever shit the rest are dealing with.
Cannelloni my beloved
It does. I thought OP was posting a tin of sardines in tomato sauce before reading the text.
>ohnonono, wagner bros, we're boned
>but you can break them with your teeth pretty easily.
thumbnail looks like lasagna
Italian munitions
In Metro 2033 it is said they use human feces to make ammunition propellant. Glukhovsky may have been influenced by real life Russia
>tfw some dude stole the propellant in 1992 and just took a shit in it for fun
>tfw his son is now forced to fire it
this mobik better hope to god the Bore Excavator of his t-62 still works or his getting shit fumes in his face
Worse yet, the shell is so corroded it disintegrates in the barrel, resulting in nothing but a dusty turd flopping out, bringing a smile to the face of the enemy.
A good metaphor for what boomers worldwide have left behind for future generations.
>mom found the poop propellant case
>Mom found the shit bucket.
did chuckle
bump
Jej
I bet it has crappy performance
CARLOS
Now that's what I call a crapshoot.
Now this is shitposting.
What a shit thread
Feces aside the presence of cigarette butts is what's funniest to me. Some russian private banished to guard a depot in bumfukov nowereovski oblast. Quietly sitting in the dark smoking and shitting in a warehouse full of volatile munitions, holding his dick and balls out the way to ash into the propellant can/commode. And then screwing the lid back on and putting it back into circulation to sit for 4 decades before it gets loaded onto a train and sent all the way to Ukraine, surviving HIMARS strikes and smoking accidents only for another private to open it up for a fire mission and find some gay ends and fossilised man logs. Pottery.
My sides
100% that 30 to 40 years ago a russian broke into a military base, stole the propelant to buy heroin and took a big opioid shit inside it.
>Lord of War opening but halfway in, some dude takes a shit in the shell
or teh crate is just left in the woods for half a century.
OK, there was probably a roof over the stacks of crates, but you get the idea.
Glorious Russian ammunition does not be needing globalhomosexual luxuries such as roof to be protecting motherland in future. Firing pin will simply raise eyebrow and the primer will understand.
The boolet will return into the khokhol's heart under its own power.
>"There's something happening here~!"
>-grunting and fart noises-
>"What it is ain't exactly clear~!"
Soviet ammo isn't packed that way
sigh I only have 2 of those cans left for my Nuggt.
>the good times are forever gone.
Human shit can be used to make saltpeter in a pinch, yes.
It's not as good as other sources (like guano), but resource-poor nations relied on the method when they had no other options.
>Shartillery shell
The vaunted Russian cold war weapon "Блacтep для кaкaшeк"
Translation for non orcs:
Blaster for poopoo
Thats what's left of the secondary cardboard plug, on top of that sits a wax plug - most likely when water seeped in to the cask it all melted down and rotted along with the propelent bags.
>it all melted down and rotted along with the propelent bags
Thank god the cigarette butts are at least ok. I sometimes worry about them not standing the test of time.
Shart in the Artillery
>ammo dump
Underrated
I love the line
>Glukhovsky may have been influenced by real life Russia
Dude is from Moscow, it's like saying Tolkien may have been influenced by real life England.
>Metro 2033 it is said they use human feces to make ammunition propellant
huh? how?
They eat Taco Bell
fertilizer
>Americans shart in the mart
>Russians shit in the military equipment
this isnt just shit, its fossilized shit, its a shit your grandfather took 70 years ago and now you are leading it into a cannon
So thats why it takes 10 bullets to take down an oversized rat...
Anon Glukhovsky is literally from Russia.
Has he even said anything about this shitshow of an invasion?
I've seen US civil war artefacts that were in better condition than this shit
Directly from Transnistria storage?
>implying the transBlack folk haven't already sold every single round of ammo in their possession on the black market
Russia is losing
did they conserve the cans with tomato juice?
One is the ammo of the second greatest army of the world, the other is beef stuffed cannelloni- can you guess which is which?!
ravioli ravioli, give me the ammunition-oli
that's Canneloni though
>intercepted phone call a month or two of widespread order to conserve ammo
>Girkin commented on the ammo situation being dire
It's true isn't it. Russia is losing
>Russia is losing
You don't say.
No, Mighty Rossiya is win so hard Ukropiggies have time to go fighting with troonynistra
Kek, no it isn't. God of War go brrrr
>on paper
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is it supposed to be a self-parody? Because it's a real good one.
>on paper
They will unironically send them boxes full of turds
From the thumbnail it looked like a tray of enchiladas
Now imagine what their 6 gorillion tanks look like
imagine what their 9 gorillion nukes look like
Why some of those are completely red?
Red ones go faster.
They called it the Red Army for a reason.
>Red Army
>White Army
>Black Army
>Green Army
its like an Army Men game
>1999 was 47 years ago
rust. it's called the red army because of the rust.
Three times faster to be exact.
The red ones were extra soviet.
Bet they were party members.
Evolving camouflage to blend in with their environment.
its the primer paint and probably rust. Everything else pealed off decades ago.
mars camo
even the fricking ground is rusting
Seriously, how hard would it have been to build the most basic of fricking Walmart style buildings to store these in. Just flat concrete foundation, 4 sheet metal walls, and a roof, maybe a fricking drain hole for the inevitable lack of maintenance induced leaking water. Even if the half the fricking ceiling caved in from neglect their contents would still be in better shape than this
That seems like it'd cost money.
general downgraded from concrete to leftover bricks and moved the budget to his yacht fund
contract company took the bricks for themselves and told his workers to build it out of wood
workers knew nobody gave a shit so they fricked off to drink more vodka
that cost money, have to send children to college in EU))
PLJAT
>how I suppose to buy golden floating dacha if waste money on this cyyka?
or
>after stealing 90% of the budget leftover 10% gets sent to the work
>contractors steal the leftover materials anyway and bribe the site administrators
at least the dacha looks good.
i'm missing a zen rock garden, one of those steep parabolic bridges and a pond for the koifish, but otherwise fricking weeb/10
I'm pretty sure the answer is there has been money pledged for that and all kinds of unbelievable shit we are learning. In corrupt countries its difficult to have money reach its intended purpose through many layers of management
This is Russia, the money for that was embezzled.
They were going to build it 20 years ago at twice the expected budget but the project kept getting delayed and the budget kept increasing 🙁 Don't worry though they'll built it in 15 years at five times the budget *~~)
AMARG but for morons.
Isn't that soviet tank cemetery actually in Ukraine?
You're thinking of the Chernobyl cemetery.
Why put them in the open like that. That's millions worth of equipment. How much would it cost to build a single hanger?
Yeah it's pretty crazy to see that, the price of building a hangar is minimal compared to the price of ammunition. Not to mention the danger of leaving ammo that could be stolen.
>that could be stolen
Ay, there's the rub.
Because someone embezzled the fund for building the shelter, and then took bribes to look away while conscripts rat fricked every part with resale value they could.
This isn't difficult to understand, anon.
tbh unfortunately chances are that that is the t-55 and t-62 bone yard in Kharkiv. OTOH the Khrakiv plant was living hand-to-mouth for a while after Ukraine's independence, and its only through some Pakistan contracts that they managed to urvive
>now pakistan is sending Ukraine parts and ammo they bought from them from 1995 to 2014
Which is why I have a hard time getting on the Pakistan hate-train, even though I understand why a lot of anons do. Poor turders just have a schizo foreign policy and a kebab problem, is all. They're allright lads at times, full durka at others.
Could you store a tank in a field like that if you completely cover it in cosmoline?
At least most of the hatches are closed, the other depots had rows and rows of rusted t72 with all the hatches open, just to make sure everything is totally ruined
>mfw /k/tards probably have more working and fire-worthy russian ammo for their slavshit funnies stashed away in their sheds than the whole russian army in Ukraine
>mfw /k/tards probably have more working and fire-worthy russian ammo for their slavshit funnies stashed away in their sheds than the whole russian army in Ukraine
Alright /k/ what do you have in your Russian surplus boomer hordes? My humble collection is as follows.
>2k 5.45 7n6
>1.2k of 7.62x39
>500ish 7.62x54r
>230 9mm macaroni and cheese
I stalled on getting a tokarev for too long unfortunately, but at least I have a Belomo red dot on my pristine Russian made ak.
Wagner would like to know your location.
I’m not sharing and if they disagree I’d just hire g4s or securitas to kick the shit out them for a reasonable fee.
You will never be a real Spirit, you have no Sephira Crystal, you have no Astral Dress, you have no Angel.
You will never have a real Yukionna, not even gremlin or skellington, why live?
Ok but in a more serious note by this point after they spend most of the soviet stashes what will they have to fight great war against hato scum and globohomosexual or something, what are they going to do, build a time machine RA3 style and try to fix things up?
i apologize and fricking kneel to every /k/ nugget-loving tankie i ever called a gay
I actually wonder if there were anti-russian actors in the black market/free market that bought excessive Russian ammunition to sabotage them
>glowies job is to buy ammo off the black market sold by corrupt officials of enemy governments so their army as no ammo
It isn't fair. Why can't I be a glowie?
>lets get this out onto a tray
>*opens russian casualty bag*
>"nice hisss"
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>"nice hisss"
>When the body bag has nice gussets
Can't wait for the Russian spring offensive, it's going to be so much fun.
I'll personally be screencapping every thread by shills bragging about taking Bakhmut and a couple of small hills so I can repost them once Ukraine's counter pushes them all the way back to the border.
Why do you even fricking care?
It's funny? I live purely for my entertainment.
Haha Ivan is nervous
It impresses me that they actually bothered shipping this.
Depot guy was "Not my problem" I guess.
>Hey Prigo, heres the ammo your requested, bro
Despite all their frickups the Russian MoD is still a master troll
>Despite all their frickups the Russian MoD is still a master troll
wouldn't it be funny if regular army units get cut off and annihilated because of this, they deserve each other
>they deserve each other
Indeed
%C4%97sas
At first I thought it's some grilled meat
What the frick?
That shit look delicious
tfw my country has a giant storage in the DESERT and completely protected from rust and most of the elements.
"nato depletion" was a ruse, how surprising
notice how the shills went silent about western tanks too after it was confirmed that Ukraine had a huge armored column on Transnistria's border
Despite obviously being useless as bullets I wonder what would happen if you wedged a grenade into it and used it as an IED.
Most explosives are a lot less stable than iron
If the iron has corroded to that degree, most of the explosives are probably just inert lumps or dust
Until you hit the crate with the Fun Box where the chemicals did something entertaining and you, your buddies and the entire ammo dump join the cosmonaut corps.
>Russians have field lasagna and Ukrainians have not
>Loves lasagna... and wiener
Bros, is gay Garfield actually russian?
The forbidden lasagna
I feel like you could get tetanus just from standing a bit too close to that ammo, goddamn,
The latest in slavshit bioweapons!
Bloody hell, even if by some miracle it fires, it probably won't hit the broad side of a barn by virtue of the shell being to corroded to engage the rifling properly
> TFW Americans panic buying all the export ammo unironically killed Russian supplies for WW3
God, I love you all.
*rubs nipples*
you're welcome
>when you have to perform amateur archaeology to reload your howitzer
Those canneloni look delicious
This has to be fake because otherwise the Russian lines would be collapsing. Are they really stabilizing this situation by throwing hordes of half-armed prisoners to keep the Ukrainians on the back foot?
There’s a lot of ammo dumps in Russia that were relatively well kept - they’re the ones that were used first for ammo, and have been the first to be used up. Now they’re going to the more obscure ammo dumps where the requisitions officers never dreamed they’d actually be asked to supply ammo, so it was just left to rot. This is the fun part where Russias’ used up the well stored shells and is now discovering the difference between their claimed storage capacity, and what has actually survived in bad storage for 40 years.
I imagine the same is true of their vehicle storages. They've refurbished their good quality ones and now they are looking to the lower quality boneyards. Can't find the picture, but there was satellite footgae of a vehicle store yard and they had picked up that vehicles were seemingly being picked and taken out their spots seemingly at random. The interpretation of it was that those were the vehicles in good enough condition to reactivate easily, with the ones left requiring more effort or being scrap.
The Russians aren't attacking and neither are the Ukrainians so it makes sense they're not really collapsing. They're just in this tug-of-war stalemate. It's also thought the Russians have such little ammo in Ukraine because they're hoarding the better ammo in Russia and Belarus for the mobilized reserve forces for future attacks. So their remaining forces in Ukraine are left to rot.
i dont really care that much
Then frick off
Oh no, some containers were damaged and the ammo corroded. What will the Russians do now?
Probably keep getting fragged while engaged in homosexual acts
>the highest quality russian military gear
>hey guys look at these two crates of rotten ammo, Russia is losing!
Plebbitards get off my board!!!
I think I need a tetanus shot just by looking at this, OP.
Damn I need breakfast I thought it was enchiladas
I predict a blossom of russian death metal scene
More projection from ukraine?We know that ukraine have severe ammo problems for months now.I wonder what kind of shit they are getting when the US is reduced to begging for ammo from african and south american countries.
Is fine, rusty ammo is trusty ammo.
hey, so long as it works
ammo doesn't have to win any beauty contests
>"Dmitri, why do shell in this box look like fricking enchilada?"
>"Must be Mexico import, now stop of complain and load cannon. I will be be of behind sandbags doing important paperwork."
Tactical advantage of providing your troops Lasagna?
Those are my enchiladas from yesterday actually
>where is lasaga garfifl
>i didnt eat thosr food john i swear, russkies stole it
Liars that's just a lasagna MRE
>"Mooooom, can I get more ammo for my PMC"
"No, honey, you have ammo back at the base"
>The ammo back at the base
Meanwhile, Ukie shells get white-glove service. UberX'd to the front. Whereupon it is reverently treated with holy kosmoline while an acolyte artisan carefully inscribes it with litanies of war
>"Pregnant Anne-Frank is Best Anne"
wots dis
Spring thingie that makes sure that the propellant is snug against the projectile in the chamber.
Actually, I have no idea and am talking out of my ass.
The forbidden jack-in-the-box.
This is propellant charge for launching missiles from tank gun, Its much less than charge for HE (HE MV 850 m/s, missiles around 300 m/s). Also it has spring loaded pusher rod to reduce peak g loads of teh missiles during launch.
A trap for ornery hedgehogs.
It just sends them flying a couple of feet up into the air to teach them better manners?
Gotta put a spike or three above the trap so the hedgehog loses all its rings.
A re-useable propellant charge for when you need to launch things in PIAT mode
the forbidden barstool.
tank trap, you use it like the springy thing behind the doors in houses.
>Your Reflex ATGM has been delivered by our courier. Thank you for using DHL. Excelence. Simply delivered
Imagine if you will, being a Russian soldier. Now imagine how all of the invisible forces of the universe that led to this moment. How across time, space, and the stars, everything had to come together perfectly for this. The moment you are ripped limb from limb and reduced to a bloodied, charred, pulp in a land called Ukraine, by an artillery shell shipped all the way from the good ole’ US of A, with one simple message inscribed on it.
“Pregnant Anne Frank is Best Anne Frank :)”
Whether you want to call that God, Allah, destiny, divine providence, the Will of the of the Force, or just the simple random luck of the cosmos, it is surely glorious.
How stable are these shells? Its not like they are going to blow up from being handled, right?
With the amount of shells that have been improperly stored, handled, and utilized all over the world, I really have to hand it to those soviet engineers. They really made user-proof products.
I, unironically, wouldn't worry about it.
the ammunition should of been coated in P/P-15 anti corrosion grease.
Some Evaporust and good as new!
Yep I'm calling it, Wagner group and the people that are in control of it are being culled by the Russian military due to GOT style politicking
that thumbnail looks like an enchilada casserole that spilled in the car
Laugh now hohols, but just know that we can beat off that rust in just a couple weeks. It's only a matter of time before you are rolled over with the full might of Russia.
>the full might of Russia.
people don't seem very impressed
>This isn't even my final form
Frick i just realized Russia is larping as an anime vilain
2 moar weeks, right?
forbidden cannelloni
why did the italians feel the need to invent a second lasagna?
Cannelloni is like the Italian version of enchiladas.
cannonoli
looks good, might try cooking some this weekend
i've never had cannelloni but ive made lasagna before, shouldnt be difficult
I found ww2 ammo and handgrenades in better shape 25 years ago while playing in the forest.
The absolute state of OP thinking he could cook shitty burritos on a grill and being to lazy to clean up. Grass fed ftw