>tfw you live in a timeline where norks would beat russia in a conventional conflict

>tfw you live in a timeline where norks would beat russia in a conventional conflict

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think they actually would even if they were connected via border. The Nork soldiers would probably scatter incoherently and start eating/drinking everything in sight and instantly stop as soon as they reach a town to devour all it's food like a horde of locusts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of the time a Soviet offensive in Finland stalled and was beaten back because they stopped to eat after overrunning a Finnish field kitchen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They do border eachother tho

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not enough to matter
        just bottlenecking themselves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moronic post, moronic opinion, moronic education

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You aren't disproving me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >don't think they actually would even if they were connected via border.
          >if they were connected via border.
          >connected via border.
          See

          https://i.imgur.com/DklCxUb.jpg

          moronic post, moronic opinion, moronic education

          They do border eachother tho

          And
          >The terrestrial boundary between Russia and North Korea runs along the thalweg of the Tumen River and its estuary, while the maritime boundary separates the two countries' territorial waters in the Sea of Japan.
          Consider yourself disproven you dribbling idiot

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You said they weren't connected by a border. That map shows that they are. That is literally what disproven means.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >To protect themselves from feelings of inferiority and shame, narcissists must always deny their shortcomings, cruelties, and mistakes. Often, they will do so by projecting their own faults on to others.
              >A study published in the Journal of Autism and Developmental Disorders found that individuals with autism were more likely to have elevated levels of narcissistic traits
              It all makes sense now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Projecting is a narcissistic trait as well, I hear.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why can't you admit you have never looked at a map, didn't know Russia bordered N.Korea and have severe Autism? You've proven all 3 above, prolonging this only makes your learning difficulties worse anon.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Funny how the cargo cult mindset even applies to things like arguing on the internet. Just because you felt btfo when someone said that to you some other time doesn't mean you can apply it to any situation and think it will work the same way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Real talk though how brutal would Norks be with war crimes? I have a feeling that they'd unironically be looting, killing, and raping like they're Mongolian horsemen if a conflict did happen

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No raping, much like the Germans in WW2 that would not be a big problem as sexual relations with non Koreans is a serious career and possibly life ending crime. They are literally the most racist nation on earth.

        Looting by individuals would also not be a big problem, however state organized looting would be unmatched in human history.

        Killing, yeah. They were pretty bad in the Korean war, after all this time being brainwashed they will be pretty bad. Not so much torture or beating people for fun, more like they probably would just exterminate everyone they encountered.

        It might actually work in their favor; consider that in a hypothetical attack on the Russian far east within days of them occupying Vladivostok the entire population of the Russian pacific coast would be jamming every rail line and road east of the Urals. They might very well commit atrocities with the deliberate intent to bog down enemy logistics. Seriously if you are a noncombatant run as far and as fast as you can.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is the NORKshizo still not banned?All the NORK army does is marching.They have zero combat experience and no real training.Half of the army would starve after a month of being deployed until china feeds them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they actually would even if they were connected via border. The Nork soldiers would probably scatter incoherently and start eating/drinking everything in sight and instantly stop as soon as they reach a town to devour all it's food like a horde of locusts.

      >Don't share a border
      >no real training
      >Clearly share a border
      >12 year volunteer commitment vs Russian conscripts with 18 month terms and 4-5 days of training if they are lucky

      /k/: Underaged kids, bots and shills 24/7

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hi NORKshizo.Did they allow you to eat your parents after they died?I heard that's a great honor.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Gets made a fool by their complete and total ignorance
          >Copes by spouting random racist insults

          Sure is 12yo /misc/ today.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick imagine if they actually ordered their army into south korea, mass defections, within days most of their soldiers would be fighting for the south

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, fat chance, North Korea would run out of fuel and food within 2 weeks of conflict

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's still one week and five days longer than Russia could supply its troops.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Russian tanks ran out of gas just trying to get to Kyiv lmao.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and the russian actually have domestic fuel production.The NORKs buy most of theirs from russia.They'd be even worse.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As fricked as North Korea is, it is really bizarre that they actually build new tanks (no matter how iffy those tanks are) and Russia just literally doesn't

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nork Chonma-Ho tanks in Ukraine within 3 months calling it

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