Tell me why we haven't made striders yet

>can navigate almost any terrain
>able to dodge anti tank rounds and rockets
>intimidating as frick
>giant lazer dick gun

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beats me

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    canonically they'd get fricked up by javelins

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One well placed high caliber round into a joint and the entire thing collapses, that's why.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Striders, and mecha in general, are simply completely impractical IRL and inferior to tanks in every tactical metric. It's a shame since they look cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's like saying "Shoot them in the knee", there's very little mass to hit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        On a giant robot?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You don't make tanks instead of giant robots because they look cool, you make tanks instead of robots because that's what the brutal reality checks of the laws of physics and modern economy demand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon... that's a very small and dynamic target, might as well aim for the center of mass at the top which would probably destroy it or the force in itself would tumble it down.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Airburst rounds, autocannons, F&F systems, large amount of fire concentrated on an area near the legs.
        A lot of things would be able to shoot the legs off

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where would you like to go?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >able to dodge anti tank rounds and rockets

    Ha ha ha, is this a joke? How the frick is it going to dodge something that travels 1500 meters per second? How, in the name of all living FRICK?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Meters
      Noguns OUT

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't even dodge rockets in the game

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because we don't have the tech to make legs that spindly work with something as heavy as one
    also its a lot easier to design this kind of shit when you don't need to fit a human in it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a gagglefrick of militia with DIY homing rocket launchers can reliably take them out
    That's why

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we haven't perfected biotech yet

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one man with what was essentially a high-yield sticky bomb washable to take them out

    granted, his delivery method was some science fiction bullshit but it's not like these things are particularly durable. look at those baby legs.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate the columbine so much you wouldnt believe it vpyjd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does the stance of the tripod kinda arouse anyone else? like it's obviously a giant biomechanical weapon but the way it has it's legs shyly crossed and how it's ever so slightly bowed makes me want to put miles and miles of sailcloth around it to make a school girl uniform and somehow frick it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humans will never make striders. You'd know this if you were familiar at all with what a strider is. It's not a machine, it's an alien organism with machine parts grafted on to its body. I don't think the combine use anything that is 100% machine.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the weird thing about this is it looks otherworldly, to me. Like kinda biological and mech fused or something.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets shot in the knee

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is ground pressure?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get fricked by a singel man

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    those always were ungainly motherfrickers, the way they moved had a huge range of motion and couldn't be done without some impressive materials science. strong motors, lightweight materials or both. Electromuscle, carbon fibre, glass fibre, graphene might be able to do the job but you're probably looking at a cost to make the US MIC wince.

    >tripodal kinematics is a cast-iron fricking b***h.
    >instability can be useful, but more often than not it's also a b***h.
    >since your gun platform isn't naturally stable you'd need to triaxially stabilize the gun too and it would never be able to absorb recoil well.

    the leg hair spikes are the best thing about it. why can't we just weld spikes onto tanks and IFVs? Ramming enemy infantry seems a no brainer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because in order to spike them you need to get close enough that you can just, ya know, run em over

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've often wondered but was afraid to ask - do tanks have limitations to how close they can safely use their main guns? Like theoretically if there was a target 20 yards away, would using the main gun be out of the question? If there was theoretically a tank gun mounted on something as tall as a strider, would that make firing at something close by safer because they'd be mostly above the blast and any debris and shrapnel that would come out of the blast?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also, the Combine genetically engineer alien species into combat troops. The Strider is supposedly a living being that was engineered into what we see here, not made from the ground up, which makes a huge difference.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pick it up

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Breen did nothing wrong

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you realize that when hg wells wrote that shit, heavier-than-air was still a fantasy, right?
    all he was doing was trying to convey air superiority and the only way you could do that was to have something really tall that walks.
    now that we have airplanes, shit-that-walks is completely useless from a military standpoint.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    end yourself lore ignorant c**t never again speak of a classic well realised biomech in your fricking moron babble

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