you'll look really gay doing color gaurd moves for about 15 seconds and then john onions inventor of onions smashes you over the head with some kind of crude polearm killing you instantly
I would argue that inventing the word "spontoon" is more moronic than using existing words that perfectly describe it in a way that everyone can understand. Walk up to a person on the street and ask them what a spontoon is and they'll have no idea wtf you're talking about. Also frick ya mudda.
Man, Shad will always be based but his newer videos have such slow and shit pacing and are easily 3x longer if not more than they realistically should be, and no one seems to have the heart to tell him.
I've told him. He replied to it. So I know he read it.
Says he's working on the duration problem.
And i wouldnt say the issue is that he is slow. I'd say the issue is more the repetitive and circuitous way with which he explains himself.
I think his pacing (words per minute) is probably too fast for an adult audience, being better suited to kids.
The issue is that he spits out 120wpm but goes in circles around every single topic so many times
1. I don't understand the point or what possible advantage they'd have.
2. They seem unweildly, and you are likely to injur yourself or someone around you.
3. Can you seriously imagine some kind of formation of people with these?
4. Fantasy weapons are fantasy for a reason - if they were practical someone at some point would use them.
you'll look really gay doing color gaurd moves for about 15 seconds and then john onions inventor of onions smashes you over the head with some kind of crude polearm killing you instantly
Way inferior to a double bladed spear
>Way inferior to a double bladed spear
It's called a fricking spontoon. Don't invent dumbshit names for weapons that already exist.
I would argue that inventing the word "spontoon" is more moronic than using existing words that perfectly describe it in a way that everyone can understand. Walk up to a person on the street and ask them what a spontoon is and they'll have no idea wtf you're talking about. Also frick ya mudda.
kek
I regular quarterstaff would be more practical.
it has the same reach as a longsword but for twice the weight
Twice the length if you can fight behind you at the same time, dumdum.
How do we feel about the double-bladed shovel?
I prefer the Lirpa.
Lirpa sounds like a setup to a bofa joke I'm too tired to get.
Why stop at two?
more like double bladed chin
why is he so fat and stupid looking
The fattass there looks like Elvis in https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rtq6KYfPd9M
When he tries to fight
Is the visceral fat meant to shield his vitals from pointy sticks?
Lol
twinblades were pretty cool in Dark Souls 2
Man, Shad will always be based but his newer videos have such slow and shit pacing and are easily 3x longer if not more than they realistically should be, and no one seems to have the heart to tell him.
What exactly makes him based? Being uninformed, overweight and of ill health?
>Fat dude acting like a child with toys
>claims to be battle master
It’s gonna be funny when he does with a cop or anon nearby
I've told him. He replied to it. So I know he read it.
Says he's working on the duration problem.
And i wouldnt say the issue is that he is slow. I'd say the issue is more the repetitive and circuitous way with which he explains himself.
I think his pacing (words per minute) is probably too fast for an adult audience, being better suited to kids.
The issue is that he spits out 120wpm but goes in circles around every single topic so many times
The Chad garand and virgin sword blimp
I want a pvp video where he huffs and tries to charge thumb
Because one of the blades is almost entirely useless and actively makes the other harder to use
>coolest
Obviously
>practical
Hell no
1. I don't understand the point or what possible advantage they'd have.
2. They seem unweildly, and you are likely to injur yourself or someone around you.
3. Can you seriously imagine some kind of formation of people with these?
4. Fantasy weapons are fantasy for a reason - if they were practical someone at some point would use them.
giant shurikens already hold the "Tightest Shit" title