Im going to blow at least part of my tax returns on 1(ONE!) of the following, and im torn on which:
>beretta PX4 storm(in .40 or 9 not sure)
>run of the mill AR
>KSG or other dual magtube 12 gauge
>mp5 clone
Which of these would be the least shitty option if you were forced at gunpoint to select one. You can choose death if my tastes are that bad to you
I choose to frick ya mudda.
I make so much money now I will probably end up owing some taxes. Sometimes I miss being a poor wagie.
You have shit frick taste
Did you really come to PrepHole expecting an honest answer? Everyone here just wants to make themselves feel better by insulting you because they all have shitty lives. Just look it up dude
People used to come here for a handful of legitimate answers among the autism. Your tourist-ism is showing. There's a lot more insecure zoomers shitting it up now but he'll still get a couple of good answers.
depends largely on what guns you already have
What shit do you already have gay, how can we answer unless we know?
get a moronic and cool shotgun.
Ksg, you can use it hunting, sporterize etc. Other guns are okay, and i personally like the beretta carbine but the shotgun is the best option for actual shooting.
mp5 clone
>tax return
What tax return? Shits rigged as frick
>make $60k
>wife makes $40k
>own home
>have 1 kid
>claim 0 on everything for that fatty tax return each year
Fast forward to a couple of weeks ago
>Turbo Tax says we OWE $80
I fricking hate the IRS so much it's unreal
>Turbo Tax says we OWE $80
I had to pay $6k last year and my sister had to pay $15k because we "make too much".
Chucklefuks steal 1/3 of my paycheck all year and they hold out their hand like paupers come April.
I'm sure glad we are helping to fund all those foreign aid packages! Yaweh bless Isr-- America!
Thats a meme. Foreign aid makes up a very small percentage of our GDP, let alone our budget. Majority of the taxes(like around 60% or more) goes towards boomers and their pensions(social security) and also healthcare/infrastructure.
You're the reason to why we need to bring back stricter voting rights. How do you not know where we spend the most money on? Its literally posted every year.
Owing a small amount is exactly where you want to be, though.
Getting a tax return just means you lent the government money at 0% interest for months.
Tax returns are the government giving you back money that got taken as tax withholdings or other taxes you may have paid throughout the year. If you get big tax returns YOU HAVE FRICKED UP because you didn't set your withholdings properly and you overpaid all year.
If you owe taxes, it means you got your withholdings basically as perfect as you can get them AND the government gave you a 0% loan for those months.
That's why its called a TAX RETURN. They're returning the tax you overpaid for. Keep doing what you're doing, because your withholdings are perfect.
px4 in 9sillymeter is probably the smart and practical choice. But smart and practical is gay. Get the KSG
You should buy a savage A22. Its cooler than all those things combined
get an antique coachgun you dunce, wtf kind of question is that?
Buy something like an import AK, restrictions coming soon
How do you make money?
The first three are dependent on a lot of variables that apply to me and probably not to you, but I'd probably pick the AR because I don't have one and it's a great firearm. I would, regardless of variables, not pick an MP5 clone because a.) it isn't HK I would imagine and b.) I've heard a lot of those MP5 clones are straight dogshit.
>I don't have one
why's that
I bought a WASR first because I already had an SKS. I'm very happy with my WASR and at this point I'd only buy an AR for the symbol of American culture and the mostly negligible benefits I'd get from it over your average AK. I'll probably get around to getting a really nice AR and ricing it out with all the disproportionally gucci shit that is currently on my shitass WASR, but for now, I'd rather buy memeguns.
oh ok
well ARs sre fun too
I believe you, Anon 🙂
TCJA is expiring so there might not be a refund.
Do you already have a decent pistol? If not, get the PX4
If yes, do you already have an AR or other decent home defense rifle? If not, get the AR.
After that, probably the KSG. I look forward to seeing the boomers react when I bring it to my next skeet shoot (also, I'd like to see how much my performance drops vs my usual shottie).
>mp5 clone
Get the AP5 while they are decently priced
How the frick are you getting enough taxes back to buy anything? Somehow even though I am broke dick and don't make shit I get a letter saying I owe them $20. I'll have to free file because the 2 big tax services are gonna charge me to do them because I have certain insurance. I'll end up paying more to do my taxes thru a service than what I'm supposed to get back. I used to get a thousand back or so what the frick happened???
You know that thing called inflation that all the ukrotrannies say isn't that bad pls gib mor monies, etc? Well taxes have inflated too.
>ukraine out of nowhere
Obsessed. Also, pretty sure thats called interest than inflation. Tax rates stay the same unless they make changes. As for inflation, too little inflation is just stagflation, which isn't good.
"For taxes on 2023 income, high inflation prompted the IRS to raise thresholds 7% for income tax brackets, an unusually large percentage. (The IRS has also released tax bracket changes for 2024, which you'll use to file in 2025.)Jan 29, 2024"
Goddamn you're stupid
See
Hey moron, thats not the reason for the lack of returns. If you got big returns, there is an issue with your withholdings.
Strawmanning doesn't really get your point across. It makes you sound stupid.
This just shows how fricking stupid the average person is. Jesus Christ.
Itt: morons don't understand how refund works. Refund is basically the refund in the excess amount of taxes that gets taken out of your paycheck. If you didn't get much, then that means the government didn't really take out that much in taxes.
Every time I see someone excited to get a huge return I cringe. They're actually excited they overpaid and gave the government thousands at 0% interest.
This. Refund-morons are financially illiterate morons.
Yea, there's nothing to be proud of lmao. If you do your taxes properly, you will still have the same money that you get when you get refunded for poorly doing it. Having large tax refunds either means you're committing fraud or improperly doing your taxes.
For most people, its a withholding issue. Even for people who are aware of how tax returns work, its not uncommon to mess up your withholdings when you switch jobs and end up either paying way too much or underpaying a lot and owing a good chunk. For me, I've definitely been on the underpaying side and owed a few thousand before (which is fine, as long as you aren't the type to spend every dollar the moment if comes in).
Yea, thats true. Although they do have a payment plan if you don't have the money right up.
My tax return refund was $14 and it cost $16 to file my taxes.
You should not be getting big tax return refunds if you set things up properly.