imagine an shielded, cloakable 50 foot drone that can go mach 10 while radiating everything within 10 meters of it. and it has a variety of beam weapons (see Colares)
>be alien bubbas >drunk off 24-pack of Zorp Lites >spinning shitties around yellow star >crash into some trees on a blue planet >get out and look for nearest fusion cell station to call for a grav-tow >run into hairless ape bubbas >bubbas think I'm some native cryptid >get vented by ape using his .480 WinMag rifle for squirrel hunting >records video saying he killed me in 144p and doesn't show body >all other hairless apes think he's a moron
>get fricked
They don't seem versatile and robust. They have exotic capabilities, but they're fragile and delicate, like the scientific probes we send to Mars. Using them in war would be similar to drones now. They could do funky unstoppable things in some special cases, but when GRAD deletes grid square, they better not be there.
the only thing a chink can come up with is a four-year old's drawing outlining a comet because their insect brains can't imagine anything more abstract
have a nice day or post something more interesting than a tear drop
>be super advanced alien species alien man >traveling through interstellar space is so damn easy >so easy in fact that traveling thousands of light-years just to look at some monkeys seems like a worthwhile endeavour today >gracefully descend through earth's atmosphere and zip around the place >no biggie when you're this goddamn intelligent >crash my super advanced tic-tac saucer into the fricking ground and kill myself because super advanced safety systems are for homosexuals or something and suddenly I'm super moronic
>sits in upper atmosphere and sprays biological death cloud into the air >drops tungsten rods on various landmarks, statues, religious buildings, and government offices >uses miniature gravity wells to peel the land apart and literally suck up the ocean and fling it into outer space
I'd imagine it'd be about like fighting unicorns. Pretty tricky as we don't actually know what unicorn horns can do, nor do we know they exist.
underground unicorn fighting rings sounds pretty rad
We need to stop conflating UFOs with weapons.
imagine an shielded, cloakable 50 foot drone that can go mach 10 while radiating everything within 10 meters of it. and it has a variety of beam weapons (see Colares)
You wouldn't be able to identify them so how could you see them to fight?
able to identify them enough to know they're unidentified
>be alien bubbas
>drunk off 24-pack of Zorp Lites
>spinning shitties around yellow star
>crash into some trees on a blue planet
>get out and look for nearest fusion cell station to call for a grav-tow
>run into hairless ape bubbas
>bubbas think I'm some native cryptid
>get vented by ape using his .480 WinMag rifle for squirrel hunting
>records video saying he killed me in 144p and doesn't show body
>all other hairless apes think he's a moron
Do you pronounce it Yu Eff Oh or Yoofo?
Oofo.
OOFO PORNO
Fugg :DD
(you) eff oh
We’d probably get fricked until we (America) uses secret hypersonic missiles tipped with tactical nukes
>get fricked
They don't seem versatile and robust. They have exotic capabilities, but they're fragile and delicate, like the scientific probes we send to Mars. Using them in war would be similar to drones now. They could do funky unstoppable things in some special cases, but when GRAD deletes grid square, they better not be there.
This thing flies in and fricks your shit up
>build a star system defense fleet
>ruin your planet while doing so
>fleet is wiped out in hours by a single bug man drone
the only thing a chink can come up with is a four-year old's drawing outlining a comet because their insect brains can't imagine anything more abstract
have a nice day or post something more interesting than a tear drop
>be super advanced alien species alien man
>traveling through interstellar space is so damn easy
>so easy in fact that traveling thousands of light-years just to look at some monkeys seems like a worthwhile endeavour today
>gracefully descend through earth's atmosphere and zip around the place
>no biggie when you're this goddamn intelligent
>crash my super advanced tic-tac saucer into the fricking ground and kill myself because super advanced safety systems are for homosexuals or something and suddenly I'm super moronic
if they never crashed people would say they didn't exist because we would have seen crashes by now.
>sits in upper atmosphere and sprays biological death cloud into the air
>drops tungsten rods on various landmarks, statues, religious buildings, and government offices
>uses miniature gravity wells to peel the land apart and literally suck up the ocean and fling it into outer space
Why do all that when they could just drop asteroids on us instead?
If they are indeed from another solar system then their energy tech would already be on another plane than ours.
anybody who believes in "flying saucer" UFO's is a fricking idiot