Based shitsec
I still remember one round where security blatantly executed the clown in the bar for no reason with a shotgun because they wouldn't fart on a Bible during the ssethpocolypse
>tfw mod on an HRP server when ssethpocalypse happened
So many fricking bans, almost every round during prime time ended prematurely due to station-wide overdose of fun for months on end. Had great apocalyptic survival RP though. It was a blessing and a curse.
The pie is in the face of the hohols. Aviation is spraying the seltzer water, artillery is shooting the confetti. Everyone works together. The eyebrow is raised, the funny face is made, ukronazis forcibly laughing
>My language is actually really complex and intelligent but you have to be a native speaker to understand how true that is.
Of course morons think they're not moronic.
t. sapir-whorf
>English is simple
Have you seen how many different descents there are? They’re all virtually identical, sound the same and mean completely different things. English can frick off
>Have you seen how many different descents there are?
English is one of the easiest languages. Most of the complexities come from random rules based on importation of french or latin words. It's hilarious seeing insecure people who only speak one language talking shit, tho.
>My language is actually really complex and intelligent but you have to be a native speaker to understand how true that is.
Yes? That applies to any language. At the very least you should be reasonably fluent in it. Judging a language based on MTL output is ridiculous.
>the wiener troops under the leadership of the Tuvan Degenerate
Why must he bully Shoigu so, he just wants to embezzle funds to build his autistic wood collections in peace, not engage in Priggy's ass-in-ass play.
They took over their prison recruitment scheme, cutting Wagner out of their only reliable manpower pool, and started recruiting bottoms from prisons, hence "wiener troops".
Wagner did too initially, but then stopped, probably so they could call MoD homosexuals.
Not to mention that MoD tried stopping Wagner from pulling out by mining their only way out and opening fire at them, and the fact that Shoigu just a few days ago announced that all "volunteers" (which is russian newspeak for PMCs because mercenaries are still illegal) has to sign a contract directly with the MoD, effectively putting them under Shoigu.
The understanding of the current situation is understood clearly by all parties present and futurly present, if the conditions of the operation continue operating in a condition in a fashion similar to past occurrences, then the implied "implications" imply a strong, efficient, factual response in a matter that necessitate necessary "measures" in earnest that contain and resolve the problematic "problem" professionally and quickly which cannot be stopped by any futile attempts at conducting so called "countermeasures" by our so called western "partners", as they will no doubt make no difference, fail and only showcase the hypocritical hypocrisy of the so called "Boris Johnson", western “intelligence services” have a long and troubled history of unlawful interference in the local matters of sovereign and independent states such as the Russian federal, the Russian population has woken up to this fact is continuing to wake up and will continue to wake up in the long-term, nevertheless the Russian Federation’s Armed Forces advance strategically and efficiently in a all directions, towards Kiev, Berlin, Boris Johnson, Moscow and other strategic locations necessary for a quick “breakthrough” that supports so called “tactical strategies” and “strategic tactics”, if our dear “Partners and Friends” in the so called “Washington” continue their relocation of armed equipment and assistance materials, the Russian State will consider such an act as crossing the red line that increases the risks for a tactical and strategic nuclear deterrent strike that will make understanding everything a simple matter, management decision support instruments have managed to support a decision through instruments that manage support decisions, as such it is clear that when we have regrouped, taken a hard-line stance, one such as removing our acts of goodwill, everything is understood and in order.
>wiener troops follow up with a thrusting attack
If that "wiener" is the Russian prison slang term, they're probably better trained to receive thrusts.
Yes, but in this case it's just them calling the army regulars homosexuals. >mfw when someone memes the Tuvan Degenerate as some Wagner commander when it's clearly an insult to Shoigu
>when their prison troops didn't want to fight alongside their ass slaves?
It's more than that. This is literal prison caste system, and I do mean literal in the literal sense. Like, a prison homosexual is supposed to do only designated homosexual jobs, and merely talking to them outside the context of commanding them to do something (sometimes even then) can demote YOU to homosexual status, including the open season on your butthole. If you assign a homosexual to kitchen duty, it's instant full-scale mutiny because eating food made by a homosexual makes you a homosexual. And so on, there's a ton of those customs, and Wagner has deep roots in prison society so they take it much more seriously than the average Russian mobiks.
It does throw up the odd interesting hiccup, but it's also nice because it makes them sound like the actual paranoid schizophrenics they are pretending not to be.
Dominant use of clown emoji. Dire indicator for the Russians.
Emoji status?
Disabled until front stabilises.
Based shitsec
I still remember one round where security blatantly executed the clown in the bar for no reason with a shotgun because they wouldn't fart on a Bible during the ssethpocolypse
come back, anon
>tfw mod on an HRP server when ssethpocalypse happened
So many fricking bans, almost every round during prime time ended prematurely due to station-wide overdose of fun for months on end. Had great apocalyptic survival RP though. It was a blessing and a curse.
Time to ditch the armchair generals and couch colonels. Time has come to move to clown based technical analysis.
The pie is in the face of the hohols. Aviation is spraying the seltzer water, artillery is shooting the confetti. Everyone works together. The eyebrow is raised, the funny face is made, ukronazis forcibly laughing
>BTR hit by Stugna
>rolls into tree
>all wheels fall off
>pic related ensues
>hohols
You mean the honkhonks?
The banana peel will fall and everyone will understand everything.
Honk honk
soon everyone will understand every joke
I'm just happy they've unbanned it. I've missed that little fella like you wouldn't believe.
>clown emoji is the new swan lake
The future is more bizarre than anyone could have predicted
What's the status of the reserve eyebrows?
Burnt off
Peak honk
fallen and unable to get up
Slavs use such primitive sentence structure, it's a miracle people can coordinate any actions based on their language.
Checked.
Evidence of
>use moronic MT that can't handle cases or subtle nuance based on word order
>"y dey have primitive language"
>My language is actually really complex and intelligent but you have to be a native speaker to understand how true that is.
Of course morons think they're not moronic.
t. sapir-whorf
English is actually a very simple language
>English is simple
Have you seen how many different descents there are? They’re all virtually identical, sound the same and mean completely different things. English can frick off
Makes it easier to spot outsiders
>Have you seen how many different descents there are?
English is one of the easiest languages. Most of the complexities come from random rules based on importation of french or latin words. It's hilarious seeing insecure people who only speak one language talking shit, tho.
>My language is actually really complex and intelligent but you have to be a native speaker to understand how true that is.
Yes? That applies to any language. At the very least you should be reasonably fluent in it. Judging a language based on MTL output is ridiculous.
nonsense, the semantic relations between words is maintained by conjugation. It's a much more flexible language than english
Slav languages have the same grammar structure as latin
>primitive sentence structure
There is none. You can put words in whatever order you want.
absolute brainlet
stop fetishizing a country you'll never visit moron
>doesn't even know what a case system is
>comments on the 'sentence structure' of a foreign language
embarrassing
moronic take. Slavic languages are very complex (cases) and that's why translations into simpler languages often yields hilarious results.
Semi moronic take. Partly it's because a lot is lost in translation, and partly because gayner members are genuine morons.
>wiener troops under the leadership of the Tuvan degenerate
Case in point, that's exactly what they meant to say
>Telegram’s auto-translate fricked up PEREMOGA PEREMOGA PEREMOGA
Why post this? Lack of actual victories?
Die sub human
Back to /leftypol/ you go
I wouldn't worry about it. Nothing that reposting the Leopard video can't fix.
>the wiener troops under the leadership of the Tuvan Degenerate
Why must he bully Shoigu so, he just wants to embezzle funds to build his autistic wood collections in peace, not engage in Priggy's ass-in-ass play.
They took over their prison recruitment scheme, cutting Wagner out of their only reliable manpower pool, and started recruiting bottoms from prisons, hence "wiener troops".
Wagner did too initially, but then stopped, probably so they could call MoD homosexuals.
Not to mention that MoD tried stopping Wagner from pulling out by mining their only way out and opening fire at them, and the fact that Shoigu just a few days ago announced that all "volunteers" (which is russian newspeak for PMCs because mercenaries are still illegal) has to sign a contract directly with the MoD, effectively putting them under Shoigu.
>sign a contract directly with the MoD, effectively putting them under Shoigu
I am interested to see how this will play out. Will they sign?
Pringles has already said Wagner is not required to sign and they won't be.
The understanding of the current situation is understood clearly by all parties present and futurly present, if the conditions of the operation continue operating in a condition in a fashion similar to past occurrences, then the implied "implications" imply a strong, efficient, factual response in a matter that necessitate necessary "measures" in earnest that contain and resolve the problematic "problem" professionally and quickly which cannot be stopped by any futile attempts at conducting so called "countermeasures" by our so called western "partners", as they will no doubt make no difference, fail and only showcase the hypocritical hypocrisy of the so called "Boris Johnson", western “intelligence services” have a long and troubled history of unlawful interference in the local matters of sovereign and independent states such as the Russian federal, the Russian population has woken up to this fact is continuing to wake up and will continue to wake up in the long-term, nevertheless the Russian Federation’s Armed Forces advance strategically and efficiently in a all directions, towards Kiev, Berlin, Boris Johnson, Moscow and other strategic locations necessary for a quick “breakthrough” that supports so called “tactical strategies” and “strategic tactics”, if our dear “Partners and Friends” in the so called “Washington” continue their relocation of armed equipment and assistance materials, the Russian State will consider such an act as crossing the red line that increases the risks for a tactical and strategic nuclear deterrent strike that will make understanding everything a simple matter, management decision support instruments have managed to support a decision through instruments that manage support decisions, as such it is clear that when we have regrouped, taken a hard-line stance, one such as removing our acts of goodwill, everything is understood and in order.
>t.
Looks like my insurance agent
Nailed it
Absolutely phenomenal, saved
>wiener troops
What does the original say? "Пeтyшиныe вoйcкa"?
Yes
https://t.me/apwagner/8621
>Surovikin Line
Isn't that General Armageddon? 10k years later, Ayyliums will study the mysteries of the Armageddon lines like the Nazca Lines.
Is a wiener troop more shocking than a shock troop?
the wiener troops are the ones who receive the shocking
Shock troops probe the enemy lines and hit weak points with overwelming force, and wiener troops follow up with a thrusting attack.
>wiener troops follow up with a thrusting attack
If that "wiener" is the Russian prison slang term, they're probably better trained to receive thrusts.
It seemed like a good plan. But the reports of friendly thrusting are way higher than we ever anticipated
They're deep tactical insertion units
>It's Kharkiv all over again
God, don't get my hopes up like that Prighozin.
> the banan is peeling
Probably refers to "petuha" (wiener, rooster), which is prison lingo for b***h or cuck.
>The Cum Corps
>The b***h Brigade
>The Rape Regiment
>The Penis Platoon
>The Anal Army
>The Dicked Division
>The Frot Front
Didn't some Wagner boss actually suggest creating a b***h corps when their prison troops didn't want to fight alongside their ass slaves?
Yes, but in this case it's just them calling the army regulars homosexuals.
>mfw when someone memes the Tuvan Degenerate as some Wagner commander when it's clearly an insult to Shoigu
>when their prison troops didn't want to fight alongside their ass slaves?
It's more than that. This is literal prison caste system, and I do mean literal in the literal sense. Like, a prison homosexual is supposed to do only designated homosexual jobs, and merely talking to them outside the context of commanding them to do something (sometimes even then) can demote YOU to homosexual status, including the open season on your butthole. If you assign a homosexual to kitchen duty, it's instant full-scale mutiny because eating food made by a homosexual makes you a homosexual. And so on, there's a ton of those customs, and Wagner has deep roots in prison society so they take it much more seriously than the average Russian mobiks.
What is the point of all this
Cope through power structures.
>Cope through power
Also a great slogan for Russian discount NOD.
>The Pidor Patrol
>The Buttfrick Battalion
>The cuck company
>The aids army
>The sodomite squad
How could you forget the Suck Section?
they were blown away last week, no longer with us
Yeah they come to snuff the rooster.
Russians not thinking about male ass for a few mintues challenge (impossible)
>snow leopards
It still hurts. That model was too good to go.
Frick Rushia.
>the tuvan degenerate's wiener troops
>snowleopards
God I love machine translation. Reading these must be fricking wild for non-russian speakers.
It does throw up the odd interesting hiccup, but it's also nice because it makes them sound like the actual paranoid schizophrenics they are pretending not to be.
>Kuazmichs booths
so...shacks where they get drunk on vodka?
What do they mean by Snow Leopards? AFAIK Norway didn't send any to Russia.
>Tuvan Degenerate
wiener and Awe strategy.
perfect for Russians
Nobody can't beat the wiener
the wiener is in the ass
That's fricking gay
Only if the ass is yours. According to Russian rules, anyways.
What if the ass is in the wiener?
>crests
>dill
>wiener troops
this window into an alien culture is fascinating