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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pointy ones

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ones kept in their scabbards.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worshiping peace got us a century of endless, meaningless, victory-less wars across the globe, and world wide societies run by the kind of people out ancestors would have beaten to death for talking.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're one (1) cringe motherfricker and shouldn't be allowed to post in sword threads ever again.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excaliburs

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swordfish. I like eating swordfish. Swordfish have parasites. I eat parasites. Swordfish is /k/ relevant. Swordfish have parasites. This means parasites are /k/ relevant. Swordfish are important. Swordfish are more effective than side arm meme blades at killing. Parasites are important. Swordfish have parasites. I eat swordfish. please believe in yourself /k/ anons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      guys I think he likes swordfish

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *parasites

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      swordfish are ok I guess.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if they made a submarine but it was a swordfish where the tail spun around like a propellor and the beak could come off because it was a torpedo and inside were more beaks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not feasible.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's almost as stupid as making a plane that's like a bird but the wings don't flap and it sucks air in the front and farts it out the back to move.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the kind of autism this place needs more of.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wholesome

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would eat more swordfish if it wasn't high in mercury and expensive as hell. Sardines and trout for me.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't put marbles in your nose.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      put them in there do not put them in there

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one in my pants

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Electrify shoots from my finger
    >NAILS

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    claymore from dark souls

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ones made by Peter Johnsson

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone recommend a good EDC sword? I'm looking for something affordable that is suited for self-defense using a mix of eastern and western styles.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gladius-shaped machete

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spaghetti time
    Classic

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sword bros... I am in need of a sword with very specific characteristics.

    Total length: 31" - 33"
    Handle length: ~7"

    Impossible mode part......
    Total weight: ~6 ounces or 0.2kg.

    Is such a thing even possible while making it a usable sword? With steel it seems impossible, as its ~0.2833lbs per cubic inch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a young swordfish

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Objectively it's the King's Sword of Haste (bastard sword or at least one handed) paired with an Awesome Shield of the Stars (Stormshield if you can't get one). Only real competition is the King's Sword of Vampire's if you're high leveled enough or running a Gold Ring of Perfection or two so you can hit a high enough % of the time to offset the slower swing. And then you still need to be very good at telekilling, combat casting, solid firewall and lightening wall placement for controlling the AI/AOE, and have enough gear to level you Golem up. That or if you just load up on cursed gear "of darkness" and the Viel of Steel, then cast infravision scrolls to avoid fighting more than a few enemies at a time.

    King's Sword of Blood can't compete with Vampires because mana lets you cast healing for more HP gain, King's Sword of Carnage still can't one shot any enemies so Civerb's Cudgle is better.

    King's Sword of the Crusaders might be better if a bug didn't stop it from dropping.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now if we talk Diablo II most people will say "Breath of the Dying," or maybe "Death."

      Not so. This is the best common enough weapon, but it's actually possible to spawn a rare with grandmaster's and cruel (500% ED), 60% + speed, 8% dual leech, ethereal with self repair, + 2 to all skills, + 3 to combat skills, + to all resists, 10% chance for amplify damage on hot, and, the kicker, fool's and grinding which give +125 max damage BEFORE % mods, more than doubling the base damage on a collosus sword, absolutely BTFOing even BOTD. You can also get Hawkeye for +99% to attack rating (yeah, %) or get both celestial and divine for a further 300% ED vs undead and demons on the same weapon.

      You can't get all of these on one but you can stack like 10. Played a lot of D2 and only found one, but it's nice to ID your ethereal thunder maul and see +493% damage pop up alongside other huge mods. And to think most people ignored yellows.

      No so,

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One you can eat spaghetti with

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up, Kevin.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can cut a car in half with a katana. Hardest sharpest best steel on earth.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bread or The Sword?

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