Survive on this island for 1 month. You can bring any weapon that you are legally able to buy, what's your loadout?
Survive on this island for 1 month. You can bring any weapon that you are legally able to buy, what's your loadout?
Survive on this island for 1 month. You can bring any weapon that you are legally able to buy, what's your loadout?
M1911
Came here to say Colt Government Model
Just any fricking gun you absolute moron.
ANy gun.
That's it. That's your answer.
A maverick 88 and a pocket full of buckshot and you could eliminate this entire frickign "culture" which consists of dancing naked in the sand and chucking shit-covered speers at helos.
Just a frickin' gun.
You fricking MORON
You piece of fricking shit.
What did you expect?
Frick off
I wonder though they would trap or spear you like an animal in the jungle. I'd pick any gun, and hang out in the beach area. Thermal and paracord for parameter alarms would be good additions.
Stuff like flashlights, laser pointers, game calls programmed with human baby crying sounds, megaphones, halloween masks, ghillie suits, could all be interesting additions
what parameters?
perimeter* lol
>game calls programmed with human baby crying sounds
Genius
In this scenario I have to put down 1 month of suppressing fire, so the important thing is carrying enough ammunition. I would also like to be able to hunt animals for food without giving my location away to the natives. I therefore bring a .22 rifle with an integrated suppressor.
>alarms
This too. Peace of mind while sleeping.
>game calls programmed with human baby crying sounds, megaphones, halloween masks
If you want to go the psyops route, it would be worth studying the culture of surrounding islands who are related to them. They might have some mythology in common that you could exploit, but getting it wrong could make them even more determined to hunt you down.
any rifle and a pistol should hold them off, the real trouble is when they retreat into the interior jungle where you can see frick all and they can get you from any direction, so the beach is really the only part of the island you can stay, the place where you have frick-all cover
TL;DR: the actual killer is having to constantly worry about getting attacked, don't be like this guy , that gets you killed
Don't forget that at night they will be really difficult to see (they have pitch black skin like all andamanese). Imagine how scary it would be to see white eyes and teeth running towards you
if one we had invented some way to see in the dark where body temperature mattered instead of skin color, some sort of thermal imager
Wrong, black on black contrasts alot. It'll be harder to see a white man Infront of you than a darker than dark black man.
Or even swimming through the water towards you
They'll just hide and wait until you fall asleep
They'll just shoot you with arrows from the forest cover.
Its barely 20m from the beach landing to the trees. You either need to kill them all as soon as they dare show up or you are dead.
You could start a forest fire if it was dry enough
lol. it's a tropical jungle. you got napalm on you sonny?y
Too be fair, they ppl would get scared after you shot the first few and will run away. Would be nearly impossible to her them all in one swoop you don't even know their exact number.
This is best answer in the thread, the missionary who tried setting foot on the island had his bible pierced with an arrow while he was still wading through water. Those frickers literally do nothing all day except practice with arrows and spears, there’s no way you’d be safe even if you camped on the beach.
>Just any fricking gun
cant wait to storm the island with my tanegashima arquebus
Why didn't Portuguese or Spanish colonise it during the age of discovery?
Japan was about 40-100 years deep into the Warring States period.
Do you want to siege castles and fight large, disciplined armies with warrior nobility, horse archers and the equivalent of heavy shock cavalry in the middle of a civil war, with the equivalent of a few merchant ships and their skeleton crews?
I meant the Sentinel island. Replied to the jap art because arquebuses got mentioned. Sorry if I didn't make myself clear.
>Do you want to attempt to invade a densely populated Island on the other side of the planet in the 1600s
Literally impossible. Europeans weren't even able to take Africa until machine guns and steamships
god i wish i could see the universe where the aztecs successfully defended themselves, sparked a modernization effort in mesoamerica, and culturally survived to today
>but the human sacrifices, muh enlightenment, muh wheel, muh christendom
i just want to see it
The Savior of The One True God would not permit this.
Also Jerod Diamond's seminole work, "Guns, Germs and Steel" defines why they were doomed.
>Also Jerod Diamond's seminole work, "Guns, Germs and Steel"
Opinion discarded
Sometimes the truth is just to obvious for people to accept, thier ego is telling them
>that can't be true, the answer is to obvious!
>you should have though of that, it must be derided to save your ego!
A liberal jerkoff, ponytail wearin', woke ass, Prius driving, age inappropriate deviant sexual experimentation into thier 50's, college perfessers bandwagon dogpile the obvious truth as wrong to spare self humiliation among thier peers, who are equally guilty of deviancy.
Nextvup
>you can't make a boat out of reeds and sail tge ocean!
They would probably just be SEA tier, not a great civilization.
They were capable of making urban societies and independently discovered astronomy and mathematics so it's definitely above SEA tier but the lack of iron and scientific knowledge towards industry would be crippling for any modernization effort to match other civilizations that focused on metallurgy.
>ANOTHER large, quasi-advanced society prime for rapid and unsustainable industrialization in the 1950s-80s
>it's located in South America
I'd be interested to see how that would've changed the Cold War. Might do some research and start a thread later. My immediate thought is another fertile breeding ground for Communism, but does that mean we get Operation Condor on steroids or does the US engage in dollar diplomacy 2.0, proving that Capitalism can beat the dirty commies even when it comes to rapidly industrializing third world shitholes?
just look at SE Asia and you have your answer.
ngmi
>which consists of dancing naked in the sand and chucking shit-covered speers at helos.
They've literally grown up their entire life hunting and living on this small Island. Just because you can score higher on a math test than them doesn't mean shit.
They literally do NOTHING but attempt to quietly get close enough to wild animals so they can shoot an arrow. Have fun at night with your buckshot
>"culture" which consists of dancing naked in the sand and chucking shit-covered speers at helos
They sound happy, to be honest
Incest always sounds fun the first few generations...
You're highly underestimating how dangerous a whole squad of natives armed with spears and bows that are out for whipeepo blood are. Even during the times of lever action rifles and repeating hanguns a native hunting party could absolutely frick up some unsuspecting group of frontiersmen
It took time, but we got that contained real good.
We did. but it took a whole military funded by a whole country of people looking for more land. Even if you had infinite ammunition/supplies, you're still only one person. A person who is very much susceptible to pointy things being driven into your body
Key word unsuspecting. As in a group of attackers heavily outnumbering a near defenseless opponent with superior cover. If you have any semi-automatic rifle you’re going to outrange any of them. They have absolutely zero experience hunting a human through the trees, and certainly are not familiar with hiding spots from a gunman. You could almost certainly confidently walk through the island staying close to trees and just pick them off one by one as you see and hear them.
You are alone. On rather large island with a lot of vegetation. They are natives that know every corner of that island and have lethal weapons too.
They will watch you. They will track you. They will hide from you. They will ambush you. Even if they are dumb low IQ mutts, they at least can do this. How are you certain that you killed all of them? How do you know the aren't hiding behind that bush waiting to stab you in the neck? Can you safely sleep?
As soon as they hear the gunfire they will retreat into the forest and set up an ambush vietcong style with arrows and spears. If you manage to miraculously survive that they will watch you from the trees until night falls and you either fall asleep from exhaustion or the pitch black darkness obscures your vision and they attack again. Remember they know that island much better than you, they’ve probably prepared for invaders before.
There's an abandoned ship that they apparently avoid because it was made by wypipo, you could just set up camp in there with some booby traps around it and sleep with one eye open
daewoo usas 12 and white phosphorus grenades
>wp
their screams will haunt you for life
>their screams will lull you to sleep on your new private tropical island
ftfy
devilish
>Two sharpened hatchets
>Korean/Mongolian bow
>Quiver of 10 arrows
>Face paint
Because I am not the hunted but the hunter
> island
So this is what Manhattan looks like now. Could be Haiti. could be anywhere with a heart of darkness.
To answer your question just imagine you're going to Chicongo for a weekend.
Nothing. I would take those stick-figure DYEL Black folk barehanded. I'd break those malnourished midgets in half and tear their hypocalcemic sticky limbs off. I'd grab a Black person gimp and beat another Black person gimp with him.
>Nothing. I would take those stick-figure DYEL Black folk bareha-ACK
Those toy bows would have no effect. Made from shitty island wood that breaks on impact.
They have stone and iron
they've pincushioned every helo or missionary dumb enough to get within bowshot
If the natives don't kill you the pajeet navy will.
Are they arguably a subspecies due to their long isolation?
The definition of "subspecies" is a bit slippery, but I think they'd certainly make the cut.
>definition of "subspecies" is a bit slippery, but I think they'd certainly make the cut.
More like gentically isolated, inbred population. A "breed" is not a subspecies if they produce genetically viable offspring. This goes for neanderthal/sapians, denisovian/neanderthal/sapians and Hungarians.
>wolf
>dingo
>dog
To be fair Taxonomists get into barfights over if these should be considered separate sub-species as well
They can split hairs, but splitting genes is where the distinction lies. If you can interbreed it, it's just a breed. Even H. australoids are "human" by the barest of means. A very archaic H. sapians, but still.
for biologists and taxonomists alike, the "splitting genes" barrier is infuriatingly fungible over long periods of time.
case in point: mules aren't always sterile, and you're dealing with a fricking chromosome count difference there (horses have 64, donkeys 62, and mules 63)
Even more amazing, a true vigin birt: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2023/06/07/crocodile-virgin-birth-costa-rica/70297378007/
>life finds a way...
>that brow ridge
Yeah, I'm willing to say at least Aboriginals are something else.
Genetically speaking, every non-African human on the planet has some amount of Neanderthal genes in them (meaning that all prehistoric human species were capable of producing fertile hybrid offspring regularly), so at least on that grounds we're different species. Or alternatively, if these species were still alive today, modern scientists would probably claim we are not different species and that there is no difference between a Cro-Magnon and a Neanderthal, seeing as both are capable of interbreeding.
I do get not jumping the gun and that for most people's everyday lives it doesn't really affect them, but at what point would we say humans are different enough to constitute another species of the homosexual genus?
>but at what point would we say humans are different enough to constitute another species of the homosexual genus?
Semantically we're past tgat point, eggheads have reinvented our species as H. sapians sapiens (the wisre, wisr man) based upon the transient posession of high knowledge. Presumably, awareness of the atom, blackholes and gravity waves, such knowledge somehow elevating our species beyond it's mudane genetic foundation and lofting us into a new class of creature. Bunch of hooey, say I as without such knowledge, we instantly get demoted back to our singular wise man status. That would take less than a generation, hardly the ladting evolution academia would confer upon themselves.
now this is schizo posting. tell me more
https://www.biologyonline.com/dictionary/homo-sapiens-sapiens
Btw, these dates are arr waaay off by 10s kya.
This one is better, there were multiple diaspora.
Of course yes.
Apparently, there's anywhere between 40 and 400 of these people on the island. In theory, just one person with a gun could genocide them. The obvious solution is to get an AR, thermals, chainmail and then whatever camping supplies you want to carry and you should be able to survive no problem. There's no way those bows would be capable of penetrating a gambeson, much less proper mail.
I already have chainmaille and an AR, but honestly I wouldn’t want to genocide the Sentinelese islanders.
ak47 with night vision
Christianity and a few typhus blankets would suffice
He tried that.. didn't work.
moron literally was given two chances by god to leave and yet, due to his ego he decided to go in again just to get killed
I think the funniest shit about it was the fact that he tried to speak Xhosa, a language from South Africa to them. What a fricking moron
No more stupid than Timothy Treadwell.
Dude could have left the island alive and provided us with some anthropological kino about the sentinelese but his moronic ass had to get himself BTFO
10/22 with 1-4x scope and every pocket full of magazines, backpack full of .22 ammo.
As sure as the prawn king tricked the wind spirit for the bounty of rain and lightning, the Sentinalese will kill you in your sleep and bury your demon body on the beach, sending your ghost back to the distant hell it came from. Your gun will be of no use when you succumb to sweet slumber.
medieval style but modern manufacture full plate and mail
don't even need a gun, they can't touch me and if they try anything I can beat them near to death with my armored fists
coming in for my pacifist run
A Bible and the Grace of God to bring His love and light to their la-ACK
That works better when you do it the historical way.
Literally impossible, no matter how many guns you have nor supplies of food and water.
You cannot kill them all in 48 hours.
You will have to sleep, they can take shifts.
When you sleep, they will come for you.
There are thousands of them, one well placed arrow is enough.
There is estimated to be 50-200 of them, not thousands
This.
You're not going to win against 200 people no matter what you have.
You sound like a quitter
You can't hear text, so the only one you're hearing is (You).
Uhh this
Any gun because I might just as well kill myself
Without numerical superiority or armored vehicles I can’t sweep the entire 60 square kilometers by myself, even if I burn down the entire jungle like this guy
they can still hide in the ashes or between rocks once I fall asleep I don’t wake up again
These savages know the island and they do nothing but hunt so even hiding like
would be a be a very risky option
Safest bet might be a CRBN suit and a frickton of VX to kill them all in the first few days similar to
but that is disqualified as per OPs rules
Gonna build highway to hell on that island
It would have been better for town revenue to put it in the town square, but the SHAME of the city council was only exceeded by thier guilt.
>guns
If you asked 2 years ago I'd just suggest to open a covid hospital on the beach and wait till it spreads and does them
Are they obese, diabetic smokers? Then they live.
It's strange to think that these tribes have no fricking clue how fricked up the world actually is.
If they could bear witness to most of the shit that has happened through history they would know they made the right choice by having no part in it.
There's a reason pretty much not a single hunter-gatherer group in history has willingly made the choice to become "civilized". They pretty much are always forced to either due to environmental changes or other human groups making them.
Are you moronic or a teenager?
care to elaborate to an old moron like men then mr einstein?
>tfw they have much better teeth than me
Dental care is a scam.
>they have much better teeth than me
It's your diet, too much sugar and processed foods.
Not eating tough foods as an infant/small child fricks up the development of your jaw and teeth. We eat soft shit that doesn't force our teeth into alignment during critical growth periods. After that, grains utterly destroy teeth, both inside and out.
The agricultural revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind.
I don't disagree, I've not been to a dentist in 30 years and I have 31 teeth (One wisdom tooth hasn't come out yet) I brush once before going to bed.
That said, these are clearly a pair of teenagers. I'd like to see what their grandparents teeth look like, if they're still alive.
This reminded me I was going to write a short story where genociding the Sentinelese was a plot point. Must get on with it
I went in to get my yearly checkup and the dentist told me too keep doing what I've been doing despite subsisting off of energy drinks and brushing my teeth like twice a week that entire year.
cut off refined sugar
move out of britain
Yeah, except bad genetics is a togo pkg, no matter where you go.
Mine grew in straight without braces. Dunno what to say, genes maybe.
>not a single hunter-gatherer group in history has willingly made the choice to become "civilized".
Do you think that civilization was here before hunter-gatherers moron
>Do you think that civilization was here before hunter-gatherers moron
The reason agriculture originated in Mesopotamia is because the climate in the middle east gradually became more dry and they had no other choice but to start farming near the rivers
>t. does not study pre-Indus Valley culture
agriculture is a lot older than you think
That video is sweet, I read some anthropologists musing on the Andamanese; they're almost child like in displaying their affection, hugging and holding hands common even among men in high spirits, but they threw tantrums as well running round the camp kicking pots and shelters if they felt they had been slighted in the smallest way, and no one would ever seek to intervene until they had exhausted themselves or run off into the jungle to be alone.
>they're almost child like in displaying their affection, hugging and holding hands common even among men in high spirits, but they threw tantrums as well running round the camp kicking pots and shelters if they felt they had been slighted
which is probably why depression and anxiety is virtually unheard of in their society. emptions dont get repressed unlike it is customary in western culture. „civilization“ is a trap for the individual
just look at her face, she doesn't seem very happy...
did you watch the whole clip? they do everything together, she has to work just as much as him. that's why she's unhappy. there's a reason western civilizations had men go out and women tend house. women don't like fighting, hunting, etc. they take no interest in weapons and couldn't care less about their spearing, fishing, or archery skills by and large.
Good teeth, totally clear skin, fit, experiencing emotion fully. Damn.
Absolute chad genetics. The jaw is so well developed it's almost scary, I have never seen such thing.
Shalom fellow Aryan, I too hate the white devil. Glory to the BRICS!
> Complimenting jawlines
> Ur fuking schizo comment mentioning brics
I don't give a frick about brics or ur made up lame political bullshit u drag me into. Make some fking sense ffs, but then yeah what can one expect from a person who willingly downloaded that pic off pol.
Have you read the works of Dr. Weston Price?
>Dr. Weston Price?
Widely debunked, but not entirely wrong. Also, most "natives" are useless alcoholics.
They're surprisingly good looking. How are their skin so smooth?
Doet has more effect on skin and health than people want to admit. Do you eat fast foods?
Not really, I don't get a lot of acne of my face but I'm certainly not even close to their level
All I see is weakness, they are like children, they have zero defensive capabilities
I wonder what the average elevation of the island is. They’re probably gonna get fricked by sea level rise.
>average elevation of the island is.
80m. How is it you are unable to google a topo map of Sentinal Island?
Because that’s what I have you guys for
Based pick the low hanging fruit for me lazy bastard. Btw, 80m was the peak elevation, not mean.
Not to mention it was already posted ITT
A flamethrower and drop me off during dry season
Rifle: Suppressed AR
Armor: Stab-proof vest, and them riot armor everywhere else
Helmet: Bump with a thermal monocular
Camo: ERDL
>land at night
>NODs, w/ thermal fusion preferable
>immediately conduct ethnic cleansing to the best of your ability
>find some tiny hole away from the massacre to sleep in and hope they don't find you during the day
>repeat until you think you're alone, then sweep the island again to be sure
Literally the only way, anything else and you will be overwhelmed or picked off while you sleep. I'm picking the AUG, complete with commando barrel, 42rd magazines, 77gr TMKs, and bayonet. Hardy in adverse conditions, 42rd waffle mags hold almost have again as much ammo as 30rd STANAGs, short barrels prefer heavy for caliber rounds, and the bayonet is for LARP.
Caveat: I think this idea provides the highest likelihood of success, but I still do not think it will be successful.
Why not pack an inflatable boat which could be hidden near the shore while in use. Incursions into the island could be followed by sleeping out in the ocean.
clever but probably not wise, who knows where you'd end up by morning
Could you use some sort of anchor?
I was thinking the same thing. If there was enough time, they could put a buoy anchored far enough out that the islanders couldn't really see it or get to it, and paddle out there and to tie the boat down and get some rest. They could use thermal and see the areas where the islanders most often come to the shore, then set up there and initiate contact by using the remote game call baby sounds as bait. They could save a wounded islander so the others keep coming trying to rescue it.
>Why not pack an inflatable boat which could be hidden near the shore while in use. Incursions into the island could be followed by sleeping out in the ocean.
pretty sure the islanders have canoes
I would do something along these lines. You would need something to disperse them if they try and bum rush you and would allow you to break contact and gain a better position. Flashbangs, CS gas and white phosphorus are all possible solutions for that.
If you could make landfall without being detected, and hunt them suppressed, you might be able to take out a fair number of them before they really realized what was going on. If you landed on the beach under fire from arrows you’d probably be dead before your feet left the sand.
Armor is an interesting idea, but I think a plate carrier and helmet would suffice, you’d have to be able to move fast. If you could scare them into believing some evil spirit was hunting them across the island, rather than a human, you’d have more success.
Devices making horrifying wailing noises, bright lights, flashes. I’d scare the shit out of them before the hunt began.
Weapon: HK G3 suppressed with thermal.
Pistol: HK P30
Ghillie suit
I emphasize shock and awe as my strategy, I’d even consider using tracers, imagine the horror when an enemy you can’t see strikes down the guy next to you with what appears to be a red bolt of fire flying through the air at high speed.
They hunt every day in those jungles, they would disperse and you'd not find them, then they'd be tracking you and you wouldn't know it until you noticed an arrow in your chest. That or you eventually give in to fatigue, and they stick you in your sleep. Then it's off to the beach to bury your cursed body in the sands.
m240 with a thermal. and an 8 pack of mango loco monsters.
I'm a yuropoor so I can only buy black powder guns
Looks legit.
Black powder (originals or replicas) are more expensive than a basic b***h AK in Europe.
I want to hunt these frickers like you wouldn't belive, if I win the lottery I'm pulling up in a yacht 5 miles out before kayaking in and taking them all out
A pallet of these should do the trick.
just make crazy noises and sneeze on them
SAW with a frickhuge ammo belt, a flame thrower, and a medieval suit of plate armor. I am the personification of the punishment of their gods
A full suit of plate armor and a mace.
based and conquistadorpilled
but honestly just frickin sneeze on them and wait a week, whole island will be yours.
They've had smallpox by now surely...right?
idk but they need to be vaxxed against the chinacoof, quadshots of Moderna for everyone 🙂
Imagine if they knew the people like the ones in helicopters were talking about this online. Right now there could be tall whites or greys talking about how they'd massacre earth in a chat room, and maybe one brags about how he buys abductees on the black market and feeds them to his pets.
so much /x/posting lately, I really hope there is an actual alien invasion so I can justify my funs
what's the best round for exploding ayyylmaos? 308?
10mm auto personally. more likely to have a handgun when its needed. Maybe Paul could do a /x/ meat target based on descriptions of such creatures from sightings
>Anthrax
Landing would be suicide, I’d stay well away and use civilian drones to drop contaminants, biocides and incendiaries
You have no honor.
>mfw using a 13th century catapult to launch bodies infected with COVID onto the island
A hazard suit and a container ship filled with mustard gas.
A disarmed tank (they are legal to own) or an apc. They won’t be able to do shit to me.
>a disarmed tank
>in the jungle
>anon dies of heat stroke and dehydration and starvation after 2 days cooking in a hot metal box while the islanders do a rain dance
Tanks and apcs have been air conditioned for a long time. People were fine using them even in desert climates; some 500 gallons of fuel (or even much more, apcs are spacious) should last for a month of powering ac. Getting rations for a month shouldn’t be a problem too.
>getting rations
Now you're just inventing shit that isn't part of the thread.
You get a weapon, no rations, no resupplies, no extras. Otherwise we'll just call in a fricking airstrike from an AC130 and level the jungle boyz.
>you get a legal weapon
>you absolutely cannot bring food or drinking water with you, for some reason
Everyone dies no matter what after about six hours of strenuous activity tops when the cramps start to kick in and a tribal domes your hobbling ass with a spear.
so we'll play by your rules then, you're allowed infinite air drops of food rations and fuel
so you sit in your air conditioned APC eating MREs for 6 months
then what?
Oh, I'm not armored vehicle anon, I just think a prohibition against bringing supplies is stupid. I think anything you can carry or drag with you for a walk across the beach would be in the spirit of the OP.
BMP-1P for both protection when I need to sleep and a shooting position
Any AR with some sort of thermal scope. Take them out at night. Yes thermal see them through the trees from hundreds of meters away.
but how will you get PID on the warriors? you know, to make sure you're not just shooting women and children?
>spare the kids
>the kids spear you
Didn’t you read Lord of the Flies? Sure, those were British kids, but still.
In that case, I'm arming myself with a single conch shell.
Piggy tried that, and look what happened to him
Exactly. I am going to martyr myself and the natives will be forced to live with the guilt of killing an innocent and objectively good man. It will force them into a period of deep inner thought and reflection, ultimately resulting in their own enlightenment and they will leave their island ways to adopt a western lifestyle.
Then they will all get depression and cancer by age 40 or become drug-addicted cumbrains on welfare.
I am playing 4D chess my man.
The funny thing is, the actual event that inspired Lord of the Flies goes against everything the book was trying to say. The kids actually had an incredible amount of cooperation and civility during the entire ordeal and maintained a close friendship well into adulthood.
Lord of the Flies was all about "people will turn into animals when cut off from society" while in reality, a bunch of teenagers managed to maintain society despite having every excuse to murder each other.
It makes for better fiction. Star Wars without Vader and the Emperor is just Star.
>Kimber 1911
>.45 ACP
>7
>round
>capacity
>These men are living out here on rice and beans, sleeping out in the cold in these rags… these are some frickin’ hard men. You ladies b***h if you get an MRE without a frickin’ Pop Tart.
skinnyfat /k/ larpers really think that being able to read means they're prepared to go rambo against a bunch of tribals that literally spend their lives doing absolutely nothing but hiking, trapping, hunting, and killing shit
>mfw driving a tank fitted with a flamethrower onto the island
Camo net, hammock rig, climbing gear, NVGs, subsonic pistol in whatever + can, enough food and water/electrolytes to wait it out in a very high tree.
Napalm. There is no way i can get 1 month without sleep, so I just need to burn these gays day one.
Flammenwerfer 35
It werfs flammen
>loadout
A supressed .45acp with a infared night vision optic so I can hunt these humans at night when they can't see, with as much ammo as I can carry
>1 month
There's 60 km2 to clear.
You can walk the length of it twice a day without much issue.
You would need a lot more time to clear the island on your own, though.
Not clearing it, as already pointed, means somebody will cut your throat in your sleep.
No two ways about it : you need two other dudes.
Where do they get water from?
From the sink like human beings.
Can't I just make friends with the funny little tribals
Yes, we can all live in peace through honesty, humor and love. Just like everywhere else on earth.
A gun.
Canisters of flammable.
Emergency foods.
Large, thin veil of plastic.
And a zippo.
Burn down the whole forest. Wait it out at the beach. Shoot stragglers.
Deploy the plastic, make a dome, and make sea water vaporize under the sun. Wait till next morning, and maybe you can drink bare minimum amount of water to survive for 1 month.
Ar9 with a 7in barrel, suppressor, nvg optic with a backup red dot, some gucci ligh and an ir laser. Whichever hollow point rounds run the best with it, and a binary trigger if I can't take a coat hanger with me. 37mm underbarrel. 30 round glockmags, a lot of glock mags. Oz of weed taped to the back of rifle. Grip full of Adderall.
If I can have a sidearm I take a 1911.
If I can pick my kit I'm going with a tactical load bearing vest, m1 steel pot, some kind of nvg monocle on a strap instead of mounting it anywhere, kilt, jockstrap and boots. American flag bandana, bowie knife and a tarp. I ingest half an 8th of mushrooms and rail an Adderall as I get off the boat.
I will become the jungle
a Buckmaster
I would bring influenza and i will decimate them one way or the other.
>decimate
>he only plans to kill 1 in 10
You're dead.
M2 flamethrower
My BWC and my lust for black queens.
A note on the vegetation on the island.
>The island is largely covered in tropical and subtropical moist broadleaf forest.
>Due to the lack of surveys, the exact composition of the terrestrial flora and fauna remain unknown.
>In his 1880 expedition to the island, Maurice Vidal Portman reported an open, "park-like" jungle with numerous groves of bulletwood (Manilkara littoralis) trees, as well as huge, buttressed specimens of Malabar silk-cotton tree (Bombax ceiba).
So picrel is around what you should be thinking of. A little more dense in some parts, a little more open in others. This isn't Vietnam-tier impenetrable jungle, but it isn't broad and open enough for firearms to be all conquering either. It should also be noted that there are smaller islands in the reef surrounding Sentinel island, and based off of accounts of shipwrecked sailors on those reefs the Sentinelese must construct boats anew (evidently they are not habitually seafaring) in order to reach them. Limited excursions on the main island while returning to the outer reef to sleep in safety is entirely viable, and waiting for the boats to launch before slaughtering their occupants once they're on the water with nowhere to run sounds highly favorable.
You will just get picked up by the indian navy then
The Indian Navy doesn't stop fishermen from routinely and illegally fishing in the area even in the middle of the day, a kayak going back and forth after dusk and just before dawn is reasonably likely to remain unimpeded.
>source: two illegal Indian fishermen drifted into the shallows and got murdered because their friends (in other boats) couldn't shout loud enough to wake them up in time, and fishermen brought the missionary there three times before he got got
I assume the exercise from OP would mean you don't have outside contact for at least 1 month, due to whatever reasoning. So his line of reasoning still holds up. But ultimately there's maybe 400 people at most on that island, and they're all hyper inbred. You'd only have to fight a few hunting parties before they're an extinct species.
>you are legally able to buy, what's your loadout?
So any gun? They're not illegal ya know?
Chill in the boat off shore out of range of arrows and spears. Draw then out to beach. Pick them off at will with rifle. Once threat eliminated, pull ashore and enjoy tropical island
what's the reward for surviving 1 month? Am I alone? If I could bring one or 2 guys along, I would feel much more confident but going solo is probably a death sentence. If I HAD to do it solo
>have a boat approach with a big speaker from the opposite side I intend to land on
>let it distract them before I approach
>bring a mattock and a shovel
>dig a foxhole as fast as I fricking can, pray that they stay distracted for an hour or 2
>throw a tarp and thatched cover over the top of my hole
>maybe have a drone operated by someone on the boat with the speaker to report on their position
>literally just hide in my hole the entire month
I don't want to hurt anyone, but I would bring my Benelli M4. I'd have to leave my burrow to shit, so I'd try to sleep during the day and come out at night for that and to get water. Just live off 30 mre's and then attempt the same thing I did to get there, coordinate with the boat via radio and get outta there
>legally
is nerve gas legal?
A radio.
Just leave it in the jungle, 8ball Black folk will start suffering self doubt, jealousy, christianity, feel the urge to develop technologically and radically alter their society to reinforce the industrialization
>Survive on this island for 1 month. You can bring any weapon that you are legally able to buy, what's your loadout?
if you have to go alone, there are only 2 possible ways that would work out
>1
you head down there armed to the teeth and rain down an un-godly fricking firestorm upon them, wipe them all out before they can run away
highly risky approach, if you dont wipe them out there is 50/50 chance the rest will either go into hiding and wont bother you, or will try to get revenge
>2
buy biggest decommissioned tank you can find to live in it. outfit it with solar panel, 360 degrees cams, rcws. get some cheap chinese drones too. put the tank somewhere on beach with good surrounding views and try to not draw attention to yourself. do some recon with your chinese drone. when they are not close, go outside and draw a line in the sand. if they ever cross the line, wipe them out with rcws. they will think you are god and wont bother you
Basic setup:
Tractor with an assload of extra fuel, light armor plating welded on, and an incendiary grenade launcher. Burn the forest and plow through the ashes until I find their camp.
Other Death-tractor features:
* empty oil barrels to the skirt
* electrify the exterior with a generator
* Painfully bright floodlights and blinding laser pointers
* Deafening loudspeakers
* Gun ports for stripped-down AR-15s without a stock
* One AR-15, a shotgun, and an FN Five-Seven as personal armament
Equipment:
*8 gallons of potable water
*First aid kit with sutures and antibiotics
*Antifungal compound
*Field rations
*Bad dragon nox
Livestream IND on twitch via starlink
>any weapon that you are legally able to buy
Abrams. Can I operate an Abrams? No. But it is a "weapon" and it provides shelter.
>Abrams
You cant legally buy it though. Best to buy a decommissioned submarine and live inside for 30 days. I know subs arent really armored, but I doubt those primitive savages would come up with a way to crack it open. Also, you could bring a high caliber rifle with hollow points and shot them from the sail of the boat
T-72M then, there's one for sale in Czechoslovakia.
http://www.exarmyvehicles.com/offer/tracked-vehicles/tanks/main-battle-tank-t-72-m
>windows on a submarine
??? Does that portion of the interior flood?
>??? Does that portion of the interior flood?
of course it floods
i never had a chance to see how that part of russian sub looks like but i guess it must be really cool to be there during a big storm when you are arriving/departing from port as opposed to open top design of most other subs
just bring night vision goggles and massacre them all overnight you morons
theres less than a hundred of them
just kill them all when theyre helpless
full plate armor and an M60
>full plate armor
Bit excessive, they're not English warbows, they're shitty little tribal bows for sticking cabybaras and giving each other infections. PVC pipe armour and a perspex visor would work.
*capybaras
Imagine your entire people living on this tiny ~ 5 km by 5 km island for countless generations.
Its smaller than the woods I used to play in as a child; every inhabitant of the island must know the entirely of their world like the back of their hand. That's crazy.
>every inhabitant
>your uncle's son's wife is your cousin's mom's aunt
Which is funny because she's your sister's sister's sister.
>You can bring any weapon that you are legally able to buy
I just bring love. With enough love, all things will work out!
>how to destroy the last place on earth not ruined by capitalism
yeah no, im not helping you. crowdfund your evil somewhere else
>One hummer with reinforced windows
>gps
>One semi auto (can bump it to full auto assuming law isn’t an issue where I’m going)
>Many ammo
>food, gas, anti biopics and drink for a year
>bags of poop from all my family and friends for lethal bacteria
>water purifier
>land on beach
>poison water sources
>let them all die from disease
>kill any who attempt to come near me before they die of disease
Yeah
just throw some burgers and hfcs at them and wait. way easier
are you the guy in oregon down the road with like 3 hummers in his driveway. clean that fricking shit up, man
You can try making me and my three hummers do it I guess. consequences are your own problem
none of them even run, i doubt the mini cooper even rolls
>GPS
imagine needing GPS on an island the size of a large park
Not him, but I want an 8' x 10' tographically accurate, scale diarama AND GPS AND a map. Just to be sure.
Are you moronic
> You can bring any weapon
Gay propaganda, mass migration, equalitarianism, alcohol and cigarettes, fentanyl, TikTok, identity politics,
oh no, the most prosperous time on earth
>money and ease are everything
Kys
>prosperity and knowledge are nothing
Kys
yeah kinda
You’re a rube
im gold.berg
Hellcat TD (Legal in USA hahahaha! Eat shit, euros!) W/ lots of fuel.
M1 Flamethrower.
Lots of fricking napalm.
Gatlin Gun chambered in .45-70 Gov. Affixed to the Hellcat machine gun mount.
Boxes and boxes of preloaded mags.
AR 15 w/bayonet
Mossberg 590A, w/Whistle.
M1A1 w/thermal scope and suppressor.
1911A1
A box of flea infested brown rats w/ plague.
A suit of platemail.
Ghili suit.
Aztec death whistle.
>bring a laptop and musk's space internet antenna
>tweet that i have video tapes from jeffrey epsteins island on my pc
>bring laptop to savages
>go back to the beach
>watch over as fa18 drop half a dozen pgms
what's with the obsession within certain online circles with genocide'ing the Sentels?
why not just leave them alone, they aren't hurting anyone (provided you don't enter their island)
and this is coming from a guy that wants to kill all the communists and israelites who also thinks this natives Americans deserved what they got.
an AR and some NVGs.
this post smells like crotch rot
>what's with the obsession within certain online circles with genocide'ing the Sentels?
idk its like an adult version of burning ants with magnifying glass
>they aren't hurting anyone (provided you don't enter their island)
yeaaaah... frick that. they are hurting me by assuming they have the right to deny me acces to their island. ofc i dont want to step foot on their little shitrock, but knowing they would kill me if i did just makes me wanna go medieval on their ass
Black person
homosexual
Agreed. One of the first stories we learn is the story of being kicked out of Paradise by God. Let these people alone. It’s hell out here.
>high pressure fluid pump
>gas mask
>grey market herbicide
50-400 inhabitants
lets say its 400 and 100 are either too old/too young/too not gonna fight to fight, so 300 people
300 shells if its 1 shot per, aka 12 boxes
gimme 10 to make it interesting and not too ridiculous
1 16ga 860 wingmaster
1 backpack made for accessibly carring 10 boxes worth of 16ga
this time tommorow this island is gonna be a lot less interesting
i wish i could fight them one by one i wouldnt even bring a gun
Can I bring armor too?
They don't have guns after all
Kevlar bodysuit and a knife
>model 40
>1911
>skinning knife
>hatchet
>saw edge machete
>multi-tool
>backpack of ammo
ah, a reasonable gun owner. ready to gut and fillet. pyscho
>on island for a month
b***h I need to eat and have shelter. Sorry Im the only one who thought of that.
You got the right idea
Well hypothetically not that I'd really want to but...
For my weapon I'd bring my best friend. Slashpro clothes, Ballistic helmets with NVGs, and bouyant fishing vests with plastic cutting boards for inserts should suffice as armor. Probably just wear toe socks.
Go in with a bunch of sacks of salt, rations, water, and a stealthily colored watercraft anchored way offshore full of more water and supplies and some PSPs or Nintendo Switches.
Fashion clubs. Sneak around at night using the NVGs and scout out all their fresh water sources before returning to the watercraft to move to deep water and sleep. Come back and salt all their fresh water to shit. Ambush some guys taking shits and steal their bows. Use bows to ambush other guys with bows and finish with clubs. Frick off to the watercraft after killing 4 or 5. Wait a week for dehydration and lack of cooperation due to drama to kill off most or all of them, then go back in at night to mop up the survivors.
At first ithought you wanted to do cultural warfare with fashion clubs.
No no.
Well... maaaybe.
Ah, but that would take too long and doubt we could find that many trannies willing to parachute in.
Fg-42 and a months supply of schnitzel
A glock with stedo-mag in my pocket. Land with hundreds of roman candles, other fireworks, a sound system and lots of booze, get them fricked up, looseygoosey and excited to welcome me to the tribe. Once there, I poison the water supply and take my harem of, admittedly, horribly ugly women to serve me, while taking trips back to civilisation to enjoy its fruits every so often.
>you can't just massacre 200 people in 48 hours!
Lol
Lmao
Safest bet would be to wait until it's night and use modern NVGs though
he surrendered
I never quite appreciated how wack this guys gun was before
I've been waiting for this thread.
EOD suit and PKM "legally borrowed" from the barracks
XL-18 flamethrower to extinguish their entire tribe, people, and island in a holocaust.
How does one stop the natives from killing one in his sleep? Literally any post-stone age ranged weapon works just fine for the /k/ related part of the question, but you still have the problem of needing to sleep in a safe place. Can I bring an armored car with me?
kill them all before you go to sleep? idk how would they react, would they scatter or try to rush you? chances is, you wouldnt get them all at once and they you are fricked. there is no surviving without some kind of fortified shelter
Smallpox blanket
Land Rover with a Dixie horn
Why is everyone so concerned with finding somewhere to sleep for a night. After slaughtering so many on the first day they are going to be scared shirtless by the loud magic broomstick that causes heads to explode. They'll probably be hiding from you at night. Not to mention, it's not like they have flashlights or some sort of evolved night vision. It's going to be pitch fricking black on that island aside from a potential fire in the middle of where their huts are located. I think you could manage to go lay down somewhere and at least get a few hours of sleep in, and blast anyone of them walking around with a torch that gets close enough
>the loud magic broomstick that causes heads to explode
This is how I think of my 10/22.
I have to make sure I get my rest so I'm not cranky in the morning.
Understandable. You wouldn't want your head in the wrong space before mass murder. You're a very thoughtful person.
if advanced aliens invaded earth and started killing us, after initially running away we would regroup and try to fight back, no matter how bleak the chances were. i imagine those sentinel guys would do the same. if you dont have safe place to sleep it's only the matter of time when they would get a drop on you. just bring apc like pic related with you. plenty of room to sleep inside. maybe even install some loudspeakers on the outside so you can play coldplay until they had enough and came to beg you to kill them
People are always concerned with how aggressive the people on the island are but I'm more interested in what the frick is on the island. It's among the only land on earth that hasn't been charted and explored. What kind of cool animals might be there? What if there's a plant species there that could be really useful in pharmeceuticals, or a really rich cache of minerals? Or geological features? Or monuments? Some of the accounts say the people there have metal tools and weapons, how did they make that stuff? There are so many questions.
it's really Wuzkangzda bro.
>I'm more interested in what the frick is on the island
PAL434!
honestly probably any. Anytime they faced even a sizeable group of people they just fled to some hiding spot. If you actually shot one of them they would fricking stay hidden and pray to their backwards ass god until you left.
What makes you so sure their God isn't the real God and they are the last of the true God's people on this entire Earth just trying to stay pure from the corruption rampant in the rest of the world?
Because they don't worship Jesus Christ in His name.
I know because the true God appeared before me in my dreams and kissed my feet. He told me I am the next coming of Christ. Worship me, heathen
it'd be better to just frick with them
>Send drones over head at night rigged up to sound like dragons
>Have said dragons armed with flame throwers
>Torch a couple of mud huts every once in a while
>Wait until they start offering stuff
>Accept randomly, torch the shit randomly
>Have a bigger "Dragon" kill the original one
>Make new dragon even more of an unpredictable dick
>bong
Well I guess it's a crossbow or something
>what's your loadout?
Can I bring my kitty cat with me?
Shit. Wrong picture.
A Sherman with a deactivated gun and a month’s worth of rations inside. Only issue is figuring out where to shit without getting out
>Only issue is figuring out where to shit without getting out
Escape hatch. Make sure you add the hinge mod because the original hatches were for escape and just fell on the ground.
A double edged sword that indictes both Mormons and Hungarians alike.
>Not everyone who says to Me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of My Father who is in heaven will enter
Flamethrower, AR, nods and thermals, some of those neat tripwire alarms that use primers, a shitload of empty sandbags, fuel, liquid laundry detergent, empty glass bottles, sparklers, bunch of bluetooth speakers, solar charging panels, many cases of those 'mortar' style fireworks, and a shitload of caltrops.
Just build myself a little sandbag home on the beach complete with wall. Somewhere between the magical boom-stick, flamethrower, molotovs, nightly fireworks, caltrops, and music they'll probably decide it's best to leave the strange evil spirit that has inhabited the beach alone.
There's something incredibly humerous to me about the fact that the sentinelese are literally just out there probably hunting or gawking at a rock or something, completely oblivious that a bunch of fat fricks are having this conversation out of boredom using tech they can't concieve of.
It makes me wonder what the alien anons talk about.
>It makes me wonder what the alien anons talk about.
The lobster shaped aliens are considering planet scale genocide because of how we treat thier little cousins, first we boil them ALIVE and then eat them in celebration! Possible the most cruel act of our species next to how we treat each other. The also watch basketball and laugh like frick at the most stupid "organized sport" ever conceived, running around playing with balls before getting naked and showering together. Absolute moronation.
Recently bought a Mauser 18 chambered in 9.3, suppressors are apparently becoming the norm when stalking so got it along. A modernized version of the famous model 98, probably very fit for this tropical adventure.
>Mauser 18 chambered in 9.3,
Nice! The 9.3 is far too underrated.
The thing is that you're not gonna be able to sleep safely anywhere on the island, realistically. If you're asleep and found, you're dead.
This is a problem because on an island, it's not that hard to find someone who doesn't know where they are, when you very intimately know the space, your presence will be quickly noticed. This means pretty much your only chance is you playing and winning a 1v50-500 person round of the most dangerous game over the course of 24-48 hours, where the other 28 days is you surviving on leftovers, whatever fish and wild game you can muster up, and rotten maggot-infested human remains.
I'd bet against basically anyone being able to succeed at this alone solely on the 28 day survival requirement, and that's before you even have to actually exterminate a whole island of probably-resisting and bum-rushing living humans, which regardless of how grizzled you think you are from your keyboard, most people emotionally, ethically, and physically couldn't accomplish even if they tried.
>Bring a blow torch and as many spare cans of gas as I can carry
>Land on Sentinel Island carrying the same
>"Behold, savages, I have mastered FIYAH!"
>"KNEEL BEFORE ME OR BURN!!!!!"
granted, they probably won't understand the English, but it shouldn't take more than one or two immolations before they get the message.
Don't underestimate traditional weapons, even against someone with a rifle they'll probably still win, a volley of arrows coming at you will still frick you up.
Then I will fight in the shade.
A flamethrower, just start a forest fire and let everything be burned to the ground
I wouldn't consider it without going in with a bearcat or some other armored vehicle.