>suddenly wake up hearing a HURRRRAAA
>look out of the window
>these guys are coming at you
What would you do?
>suddenly wake up hearing a HURRRRAAA. >look out of the window. >these guys are coming at you
>suddenly wake up hearing a HURRRRAAA
>look out of the window
>these guys are coming at you
What would you do?
fake and gay, they'd be carrying M38 mosins
They had whole units with submachineguns.
I believe they had entire batallions armed with SMGs in some cases. probably extremely effective in city fights.
In the back shooting anyone that retreated lol
should just turn their guns on the blocking unit and shoot them on the spot, later tell your unit was attacked in the rear and simply returned fire
Yeah
Dig a 1 foot deep moat around my house and watch them all find a way to drown in it
>Scoped swedish Mauser m96 ( almost no muzzle flash)
>White sheets
> Bouncing Betty mines
Aim for pelvis/guts, so they waste ammo on mercy killing their wounded.
That's how Finnish did when they hadn't enough of mosins.
If you're hitting the pelvis they don't have to waste rounds on mercy kills. You'll probably be dead in a few minutes from that femoral getting nicked anyways.
>throw bottle of vodka into their path
>watch them kill eachother as they fight over it
>last man alive chugs the bottle and passes out
>chuckle heartily to myself knowing that the vodka bottle was full of methanol
god damn, dude. look at that square jawed diesel engine barreling towards enemy lines with an MP40 he no doubt took off the corpse of someone he killed personally
all the good genetics die out in war, the pussies survive
>good genetics
>getting killed
maybe trench goblins are the supreme life form and gigachads were inferior all along
You can see the Photoshopski strikes on his face. He's probably as AI generated as Zaitsev which you find like 5 pictures of and none of them look like the other.
>proto-photoshop is move likely than a man having a solid jawline.
The state of coping jawlets lmaoooooo
post jaw
>suddenly wake up hearing a HURRRRAAA
>ancestrals memories kick in
>MG42 materializes in the corner
>start mowing mowing down wave after wave of drunk subhumans just like great grandpa used to
>Still loses the war to mongoloids
I've seen what Russia looks like, they look like they already lost 3 world wars in a row
The baltics were sold out by the western powers to the soviet union. The germans were our last hope of freedom. Our troops held the line so that our people could escape the mongol occupation. Lend lease was a mistake
>The baltics were sold out by the western powers to the soviet union. The germans were our last hope of freedom.
Could've tried to pusg the commies back after they took Berlin. Cold war solved
Freedom from this moral realm perhaps. Stalin was a monster, but Generalplan Ost would have made the purges and forced resettlements look like summer camp
It would have however solved the eternal Russian problem which unlike an ephemeral German administration comes from the bottom up and can only produce existential enemies of civilization.
The defilement of PrepHole amply justifies, nay COMPELS the extermination of the vatnig beast.
The West had to save itself from the Hun who was much like his buddy Stalin, unfortunately the Baltics and Poland were in the way. Now with them integrated in NATO, Drang nach Osten!
"Generalplan ost" (i.e. genocide) as it is commonly presented was one of five versions of napkin-math "what are our options" and was immediately thrown out for being both undesirable and impossible to implement. Himmler who was a hard-liner in regard to "Eastern territories" and their populations, said that extermination would not just be physically impossible, it would also be "barbaric and wholly Bolshevik." And mind you, this was a man who held harshest views on the topic.
Show them my vatnik folder so they see what they were fighting for after which they defect or an hero.
>What would you do?
Drone drop a grenade on them, update my twitter about it and go back to sleep in peace
Blast them with piss
Get the 12 gauge out. Speaking of which, has there been any documented use of shotguns in the Eastern Front, or Europe in general?
probably
signal the machine gun team to open up
>HURRRRAAA
What does the nork say?
everyone on PrepHole probably owns more ammo and are most likely better with firearms than all of these men combined.
>everyone
I'd say about a third
get my reproduction Sturmghewer 44 and make my Opa proud
>Brothers, I can put on the samovar with some nice black chai! Hang your valenki to dry by the fire!
>No?
Apply 7n6 (it has a buff for wiping out slavs)
lube up my ass, inhale some poppers and assume the position, this is gonna be fun 🙂
Shoot them all in a tired haze and go back inside
>suddenly wake up hearing a HURRRRAAA
>look out of the window
>these guys are coming at you
What would you do?
Wonder why there were suddenly WW2 Russians in Western Kentucky.
Wonder why they brought snow.
Walk into kitchen.
Pour very large shot of Evan Williams, and go back to bed, since I am obviously hallucinating.
>Kentucky is captured because of your alcoholic incompetence
Good job, dickhead
Tell them that Bakhmut is back the way they came.
shoot them
Probably kill them, I'm guessing they're malnourished and lacking ammo.
>maybe trench goblins are the supreme life form and gigachads were inferior all along
>grab my coat
>don my ushanka
>pick up my mosin
Our time is now
I am pretty sure thats a still from the 1989 finnish movie about the finnish-soviet winter war, "Talvisota"