>start feeding my plants mountain dew for a joke. >see quicker growth than ive ever seen

>start feeding my plants mountain dew for a joke
>see quicker growth than i’ve ever seen
is this sustainable, or am i hurting my plants?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soda is basically sugar water with phospheric acid in it. The water and phospheric acid can be taken up by the plant, and the sugar could be used by localized beneficial bacteria and fungus.

    but its not economically sustainable in terms of price per can for what you are getting out of it. Use regular water if it needs more moisture, use regular phosphous/fertilizer if you want to adjust ph or increase phospherous in the soil. Use compost if you want to feed bacteria and fungus.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/t49vZwy.jpg

      >start feeding my plants mountain dew for a joke
      >see quicker growth than i’ve ever seen
      is this sustainable, or am i hurting my plants?

      also, eventually that excess sugar will accumulate and attract things that arent beneficial to your plants. so its probably a bad idea to keep pouring soda everywhere unless your soil is severly phospherous depleted and you have no other choice but to pour cans of mountain dew all over the place like some farmer in idocracy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you would be right if you were talking about coca cola.
      Mountain dew doesn't contain phosphorus so that is not why this has an effect. But for most people in the US giving some phosphate fertilizer wouldn't hurt. Large parts of the eastern states have low phosphorus soils.

      This leaves 2 things, Calcium Disodium EDTA and sugar.
      As well as potentially the citric acid making it easier for the plant to absorb things already in the soil. As you mentioned with adjusting the pH.

      Calcium EDTA would just be a chelator and source of calcium. That will be something plants like.

      Sugar can be absorbed by plants and makes it so they don't need to photosynthesise it themselves. It is a way to boost the growth of plants that are devoid of chlorophyll in certain leaves and thus have less area to capture energy from the sun. But in almost all cases the downsides and hassle of giving it in a way they can absorb the sugar is not worth it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats so cool anon, i didnt know plants could up take the sugar themselves.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plants actually breath out co2 at night when they're using the sugars they made during the day. They just make more oxygen overall.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No they don't, moron.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is this sustainable
    no
    initially, the sugar will attract ants which will aerate and the additives will enrich the soil
    over time, though, insect infestation and mineralization will create a hostile environment
    more than likely, all you're seeing is the effects of actually having watered your plants for a change
    why not try science?
    take two plants with as similar sunlight and earth composition as possible
    feed one plant water and the other mountain dew
    you tell us what happens at the end of summer break

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why not try science?
      >take two plants with as similar sunlight and earth composition as possible
      >feed one plant water and the other mountain dew
      >you tell us what happens at the end of summer break
      this is the friendliest way I have ever seen someone call someone else a moron

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen this movie before. It wasn't that good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You shut your damn mouth... Idiocracy is a great movie!

      • 11 months ago
        Bepis

        >movie
        Nah, it’s more of a documentary at this point

        Owwww my balls

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESL go home.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It has the corn syrup plants crave.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's got what plants crave, electrolytes!

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's something about OP's image that is just so comforting. I can't put my finger on it.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it actually did, it probably means you had them in really shitty soil. Try some real fertilizer and see what happens.

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