Has anyone else installed one of these and then afterwards decided they don't want anyone else having their shit sprayed off of their brown starfish inches away from the same nozzle that I use on mine? I selfishly don't want anyone else using it. How do I downplay the buttholeishness of my douchebaggery?
I am a white male, BTW.
>he doesn't know what the three seashells are for
fpbp.
all you need is the hose with the dishwasher nozzle tip, T- hook up to the toilet supply line.
nozzle hangs on a lil hook or something.
This is what you want.
t. Hairy BGC
this anon gets it, search for "bum gun" on amazon/whatever. theyre like 20-30 bucks and takes 15 minutes to install with a set of slip joints
Only install it on the bathroom attached to the master suite. Don't let other people use the bathroom attached to the master suite.
Problem solved.
>I am a white male, BTW.
What possible impact does this have on the situation?
I 3D printed a bracket that holds an aquarium pump (with 3D printed nozzle) in the bowl to spray my ass when I plug it in. Definitely cuts down on TP use and I didn't have to buy or plumb in an expensive bidet.
Pretend you don't have a toilet
Just be yourself, doubt anyone else will ever be in your house long enough to drop a log.
There's several kits on Amazon that plumb right into a standard toilet.
The newer models let you hide the cables.
Picrel, my guest bathroom.
For people who cant rotate monitor
The one I got from the middle eastern market has a self clean feature the washes down the nozzle. I always let that run a while.
The ones installed in the toilets are disgusting. Get a hand held one with a hose.
I don't understand paying the toilet israelites $800% markup on a fancy toilet with an additional water hole. Go on amazon, buy the handheld hose attachment for $27, and you're done. And now you can aim it exactly where you want AND use it to clean the toilet . thats what I did.
Just shit at night before you take a shower. Done.
Hey I'll use a bidet if I want, and if it's the same as yours, you won't stop me.
I have the one in your picrel, and it's too short, your junk will hit the seat. It's fit for women only.
rub your pennies together and get a model with a self cleaning nozzel.
I rubbed my penis and its a mess