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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > veggie eating agricucks seething
    not my problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they dont eat anything you dipshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >veggie eating

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based southie with no reading comprehension.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rice is a grain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They eat a tiny bit of plant juice after they change but their final form is almost exclusively for fricking. The only damage typically done is if tons of them try to lay eggs on the same trees. It's going to be a pretty nice year for everything that eats bugs though.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love cicadas. I was driving through Alabama a couple of years ago, stopped to take a piss in the woods, and all I could hear in all directions was a million cicadas. Sounded like a magic forest

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try cicadas, can't hear you over my military-grade tinnitus

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont they go past the Texas state border? Do all their exes live there?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a really bad map

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don’t like all the spics

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cicadas are cool and it's fun when they come around

    t. Kentucky

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people freak out about this every few years? They're just noisy bugs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every few years
      13 or 17 isn’t “a few”.
      >y tho?
      This year is exceptional, as they will both emerge at the same time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have seen something like this before like over 25 years ago. They will be everywhere, super easy to catch. You can use them as live fishing bait. I usually use grasshoppers but these can work too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It hasn’t happened since 1803 but ok.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's more than two types of cicada homosexual

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I’ve seen something like this before
              Explain. The broods aren’t synched among the 13 year or 17 year periodical cicadas. You get one brood per season. Two broods per season is very rare, so rare that it hasn’t happened in two centuries. So what exactly do you think you saw?
              >there are more than two types
              There are only two (2) types of periodical cicadas, divided into 15 broods.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that what the """apocalypse""" is about? Because according to OP's map the broods only overlap in Illinois and Indiana.

                And to those who haven't figured it out. 13 and 17 are prime, so the cycles only sync every 221 years.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every few years
      13 or 17 isn’t “a few”.
      >y tho?
      This year is exceptional, as they will both emerge at the same time.

      I live in KY and I'm pretty sure we have cicadas every single year, some years are worse than other though.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    man, I just realized I haven't heard a cicada in over a decade since moving to Denver. haven't seen a firefly either. All we get here are fricking moths

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel for you. Summer does not exist to me if there are no cicadas. With that same logic depression kicks in once I stop hearing cicadas because summer ends. Not like it matters when you need to wage slave all summer though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek same and also don't hear frogs.
      But there aren't any mosquitoes either so it balances out

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >southeast
    that's just the south. Why do people keep calling it the southeast? I've even heard people who move here from up north call it that. Is it a regional thing or like an official designation that we don't use here or what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The country tripled in sized since the last time your ancestors didn't marry a cousin.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A CICADA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you big b***h? I'll have you know I graduated loudest of my brood in the Cicada Carolers, and I've been involved in numerous years of sleeping in the ground, and I have over 300 confirmed decibels. I am trained in long term orgy choreography and I'm the top screecher in the entire US cicada forces. You are nothing to me but just another wienerblock. I will wake you the frick up with vibrations the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me before I moult? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of flies across the USA and your BO is being traced right now so you better prepare for the song, maggot. The song that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sleep. You're fricking awake, kid. I can screech anywhere, anytime, and I can be heard over seven hundred yards, and that's just with my bare ass. Not only am I extensively trained in solo singing, but I have access to the entire choir of the United States Cicada Corps and I will use it to its full extent to eliminate all silence off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will scream my horny song all over you and you will drowse in it. You're fricking tired, kiddo.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish we talked more about cool hikes in the southeast

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NoVA 2021

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons do not get a puppy this year. I had a black lab puppy when ci dad came out really heavy. She ate dozens of them Everytime we went outside. The vet said it’s ok as long as they keep pooping and they don’t block them up but we couldn’t do any training just eating cicadas non stop. She liked them better than her treats.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just trying to get more of those delicious cicadas for yourself aren't you?

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