Sit back, enjoy the israelites getting killed by the religions they created. Sip some tea. Realize you've set up your life so that WW3 can't affect it.
Back in ancient times, weren't some of the warriors in Bodicea's army a bunch of sword wielding naked men who got defeated by the much shorter Roman legions?
If you answer the door naked it gets rid of Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses.
does not work on hotel maids not one bit. I keep trying though. they just giggle and push past and start cleaning.
The crusades are fascinating. Population growth lead to too many princes and not enough land, hence the expansionist policies in Europe. Pope wanted to re-assert power and dominance. It likely would have never gotten off the ground had not a random priest - peter the hermit - been charismatic enough to convince large crowds to go to war.
There are like 6x crusades, only the first and third had any success (I think the 4th they just ended up sacking Constantinople, lol). Kingdom of Jerusalem was around for about 100 years.
Knights Templar were real and in the end they had so much money and gold that King Phillip of France and the Pope decided to kill them. At least some of the wealth likely hasn't been accounted for.
Curiously they were likely killed on same date as a pre-christian Roman holiday (the ides of March), a date honoring Jupiter.
The Reconquista, while not an official crusade, still spawned four military orders and close papal support. Many in Western Europe were encouraged to go to Iberia and fight instead of the levant and ended up winning a 700-year-long war to expel the heathens from Europe.
>There's nothing new under the sun:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21714216/#:~:text=The%20Jerusalem%20syndrome%20is%20an,be%20typical%20for%20this%20character.
From what I heard Hamas is strungmout on captagon or whatever it's called, it's an amphetamines combo that's all over the middle east. It's weird how drugs become a huge issue everywhere the United States touches
Yeah .... we gonna have a lot of wannabe Jesus figures popping out all the place for a while ....
Too bad all of them are fake and the real Jesus is not coming. We do however have his complete opposite just waiting for their golden moment to strike.
Is he nude?
Only to add more fear
The smaller it is, the scarier he is for showing it to the world. By the look of it, this man is NOT to be fricked with.
No, he has the armor of God.
Sit back, enjoy the israelites getting killed by the religions they created. Sip some tea. Realize you've set up your life so that WW3 can't affect it.
>No, he has the armor of God.
No one wants to fight the naked guy who clearly does not give a frick.
Back in ancient times, weren't some of the warriors in Bodicea's army a bunch of sword wielding naked men who got defeated by the much shorter Roman legions?
you can't get arrested if you're naked
If you answer the door naked it gets rid of Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses.
does not work on hotel maids not one bit. I keep trying though. they just giggle and push past and start cleaning.
Of course. He's surrounded by israelites and the nudist fears no pickpocket.
His body is a temple
He's just as god made him
clothes block the holy spirit
he's taunting them with his foreskin
Shit one of ours got loose again
Lol!
What is he attacking with the cross? It can’t be very heavy if he’s running with it
>It can’t be very heavy if he’s running with it
Photoshop is very lightweight.
He has the power of God AMD Anime on his side.
Lorgarius Wheel is heavy too, but it doesn't stop us from smooshing vamps and werewolves
Kek!
Shit's getting real. One of the two witnesses of Revelation?
Witnessed
FOKKEN SAVED
Kek! For once a leaf makes a non-abhorrent post.
spbp
kek
Which Terminator is this from?
Judgment Day
DEUS VULT!
final solution
That's George HW Bush with a Santa beard.
I really do think it's time for a crusade.
I guarantee every single poster in this thread that you're a fatass LARPer.
Yep, cringe larping christcuck who watches porn, has a foul mouth and plays video games all day.
Kys gay
Not after Crusade training, baka.
Agree
The crusades are fascinating. Population growth lead to too many princes and not enough land, hence the expansionist policies in Europe. Pope wanted to re-assert power and dominance. It likely would have never gotten off the ground had not a random priest - peter the hermit - been charismatic enough to convince large crowds to go to war.
There are like 6x crusades, only the first and third had any success (I think the 4th they just ended up sacking Constantinople, lol). Kingdom of Jerusalem was around for about 100 years.
Knights Templar were real and in the end they had so much money and gold that King Phillip of France and the Pope decided to kill them. At least some of the wealth likely hasn't been accounted for.
Curiously they were likely killed on same date as a pre-christian Roman holiday (the ides of March), a date honoring Jupiter.
The Reconquista, while not an official crusade, still spawned four military orders and close papal support. Many in Western Europe were encouraged to go to Iberia and fight instead of the levant and ended up winning a 700-year-long war to expel the heathens from Europe.
He'll get crucified
Godspeed young man
once again, white boys stealin what belong to the TRUE children of Yahweh. Yakub be damned.
Das ryte
Wow.
Kanye was right.
Blacks are the real israelites.
I always knew the israelites were Black folk.
Posting in a happening thread. Looks like Jesus has come back. Crazy times bros
>There's nothing new under the sun:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21714216/#:~:text=The%20Jerusalem%20syndrome%20is%20an,be%20typical%20for%20this%20character.
so it begins. the fake ai picture twitter posts
maybe in a year or two we will have full ai videos
Ahh shit you’re right. It’s over.
>maybe in a year or two we will have full ai videos
my sweet summer child
which dark souls build is this
faith build
depraith
>a cross like object.
how moronic
in isreali news they had to describe the object as circle shaped as to not cause kvetching in the orthodox community.
its not that i dont believe you, but im gonna need a link or something
Can’t wait until these get more convincing
I haven't tried the script edit thing with swapping pictures yet... could be fun.
You know why hamas and israelite fight? Because they do not have Jesus Christ.
From what I heard Hamas is strungmout on captagon or whatever it's called, it's an amphetamines combo that's all over the middle east. It's weird how drugs become a huge issue everywhere the United States touches
>And you know what Misha? I hate people who do not have Jesus Christ in their life Misha.
>cross shaped object
Who speaks like that?
it's a lowecase t for time to leave
https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/704ct4/south-park-lower-case-t-burning
Oh man I would be so cross with him
C(a)r-(l)os(s)!
get armed
get ready
2 more weeks
14 more days
336 more hours
20,160 more minutes
1,209,600 more seconds
1,209,600,000 more milliseconds
>1,209,600 more seconds
this if i had to choose
>Attacking israelites AND muslims
Absolutely based. Neither side is right or just.
If all goes according to my plan, someone will drop a nuke right on my pos.
It's been a lovely war.
sounds legit
I can't even tell what's real or fake anymore.
we are full on in a time not limited to reality.
Don’t get on the ships
THEY NEVER SAW IT COMING
There are no Hamas fighters in Tel Aviv
But any israeli propaganda will do for now
>cross-shaped object
any mention of the Christ really is like sunlight to a vampire to them isn't it?
>a device seemingly constructed of two board-shaped objects which happen to be roughly perpendicular to one another
finally
How does he keep getting away with it?
That was me. I felt the Holy Spirit, but it passed.
Which one of you Deus Vult frickers was this?! I wanna buy you a drink.
Save it
Praise God instead.
>No date on screen cap?
Black person
>UMM AKSHULLY THAT'S INCORRECT THO, MY FACTCHECKER SAYS-
it's a meme you dip
Not to me, it's real life,
Abrahamists are all insane from the shit they believe. The all need to be exterminated.
>Abrahamists are all insane from the shit they believe. The all need to be exterminated.
good luck homosexual
According to the last 2000 years were the realest on the planet.
There is something ironic about your post in the literal sense.
IT'S TIME TO TAKE IT BACK
I'll join you soon based warrior of God. I hate the antichrist
>when Florida man joins the server
Stardust crusaders.
JOJOOOOO
Yeah .... we gonna have a lot of wannabe Jesus figures popping out all the place for a while ....
Too bad all of them are fake and the real Jesus is not coming. We do however have his complete opposite just waiting for their golden moment to strike.
fake bullshit
>Cross shaped object
So, a cross.
If Hamas fighters reached Tel Aviv then Israel would’ve already used its nukes
Jesus has come back! I must admit that the second coming is a bit different from what I expected.
> cross shaped object
Captcha: ASSJ0
Gotta smite fast.
WTF A MAN WITH A CROSS-SHAPED OBJECT JUST RAN OVER MY HOUSE
Hold up, wtf is that cross made of???
I have questions.
DEUS FRICKING VULT