>small. >flies. >fast. >spikey

>small
>flies
>fast
>spikey
without a shotgun yore ded, bulletbros

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is that?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A kidney stone

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a gun

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    inigo montoya mf

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I gotta get a shotgun for this likely event

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/x/

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Metal butterfly net with closing ring
    >Thick mason jar collection
    I am ready to turn invasion into decoration.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > high IQ trigger discipline brought to you by AI

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    On a slightly more stupid note. How would /k/ defeat the LANGOLIERS!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay in the appropriate portion of the timestream, probably.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I go to Maine and kill the gay that wrote the book.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had a nightmare or two as a kid after seeing that when my parents thought I was asleep.

      And they're still LONG-AND-LEERS in my mind frick anyone who pronounces them any other way.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gem of a game

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're not real. You gonna make a thread for tooth fairy self-defense too?

    homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tooth fairy
      I'm pretty sure shotguns work on them too. You have been training with your shotgun, right?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tooth Fairy
        That's certainly a fairy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shotgun chads train for plausible scenarios, not zoomer-tier fictional crap because you're too sheltered to have ever have been legitimately threatened. I recommend airsoft and/or nerf guns for your case.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You were asked a yes/no question, anon and somehow you failed to give either answer. There's zero fricking difference between shooting clays and shooting OP's silly fantasy monsters. The fact that this is some silly fantasy is obvious from the get-go and doesn't even need stating, spergie.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be more concerned about having 6 fingers on one hand

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