>small. >flies. >fast. >spikey

>small
>flies
>fast
>spikey
without a shotgun yore ded, bulletbros

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A kidney stone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a gun

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    inigo montoya mf

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I gotta get a shotgun for this likely event

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/x/

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Metal butterfly net with closing ring
    >Thick mason jar collection
    I am ready to turn invasion into decoration.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > high IQ trigger discipline brought to you by AI

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On a slightly more stupid note. How would /k/ defeat the LANGOLIERS!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stay in the appropriate portion of the timestream, probably.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I go to Maine and kill the fag that wrote the book.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Had a nightmare or two as a kid after seeing that when my parents thought I was asleep.

      And they're still LONG-AND-LEERS in my mind fuck anyone who pronounces them any other way.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gem of a game

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're not real. You gonna make a thread for tooth fairy self-defense too?

    homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tooth fairy
      I'm pretty sure shotguns work on them too. You have been training with your shotgun, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Tooth Fairy
        That's certainly a fairy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shotgun chads train for plausible scenarios, not zoomer-tier fictional crap because you're too sheltered to have ever have been legitimately threatened. I recommend airsoft and/or nerf guns for your case.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You were asked a yes/no question, anon and somehow you failed to give either answer. There's zero fucking difference between shooting clays and shooting OP's silly fantasy monsters. The fact that this is some silly fantasy is obvious from the get-go and doesn't even need stating, spergie.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be more concerned about having 6 fingers on one hand

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