Slavic warfare is fricking pathetic. How did Germanics lose against these morons for most of a millenia?
Slavic warfare is fucking pathetic. How did Germanics lose against these retards for most of a millenia?
Slavic warfare is fricking pathetic. How did Germanics lose against these morons for most of a millenia?
Germans ain't into strategy. They're good as mercenaries, bandits, pirates and drawing globohomo.
>Germans ain't into strategy. They're good as mercenaries, bandits, pirates and drawing globohomo
Wow, sounds exactly like slavs.
Slavs ain't into strategy and combat. They rely on numbers.
Only slavs who were famous for their numbers were russians, and they did this by enslaving others, both slavs and non-slavs.
>Only slavs who were famous for their numbers were russians, and they did this by enslaving others
>slavs
>slave
>enslaving
Something just fit together in my brain.
Thank you for this revelation.
They were enslaved by the vikings. The word slave comes from the slavs and after that they were enslaved by the Mongolians. That's why the Russians are so beta. Serf mentality. They were a serf nation until 1917.
>until 1917
It didn't stop there, they just found a new master.
My brother in Christ 1917 changed nothing. As serfs they were, serfs they are up to this day. In 1917 they traded the Tzar for the First Secretary.
>until 1917
until today
There were some tactics used by the soviets that worked well. Did it rely on outmanning the enemy? Sure, but the whole "soviets just ran at the enemy" thing is so fricking reddit, Soviet and German officers weren't that moronic.
Not everyone sits in their room all day watching drone videos and making 40 threads a day about how the 74th Motorised SlavBlack person Division took the 1st floor of some guys house in Bakhmut.
Even up until the late war most of the German army wasn't motorised, they still relied on horse and carts
The German logistical problems were caused by factors external to the army.
The "factors external to the army" in question
Slavs win wars because
>they have infinite peasants
>its really cold
Germans are tactical geniuses, logistical autists and strategic morons. They will win unlimited battles with manoeuvring but try to explain to them the concept of long term planning or equipment standardisation and their eyes will glaze over.
>t. Watched 3 YouTube videos about ww2
>logistical autists
They've proven to be logistical morons as well. In the Franco-Prussian War, WW1, and in WW2 they relied on achieving decisive tactical and operational victories fast enough to meet strategic objectives. It worked in the first one, and almost worked in the last one.
The logistic abilities of the Prussians/Germans was superior to that of the French. France lost the war on the battlefield, at home, and before they declared it.
Germans like high speed, high aggression, decisive battles only kind of warfare. Franco-Prussian was a major war with a troop deployment as large as the ACW, but it was done in 6 months. Boom, boom, boom, not a day wasted. They win as long as the other side plays along, and lose when they don't. The clearest case of this is Sweden vs Russia from 1700-1720. First half, Carolus Rex smokes armies thrice his size, having his men run right to the enemy, blowing a full volley right in their face, and drawing swords. Peter the Great stops giving him the decisive battles he wants, and starts dragging their army through brutal marches across scorched earth, and then he starts losing.
Germanics are good at warfare but they're too small of a nation to try and fight on all fronts every damn fricking war. Always getting curb stomped by some third party.
Slavs got fricking raped by some horse herders lmao
>they're too small of a nation
Germans are the most populous nation in Europe.
>but they're too small of a nation
>Germanics
>too smal of a nation
moronic celtic homosexual, get raped by horse archers asap
moron hour
Ah yes, we're at the "totally neutral" phase of the shitposting. What catastrophe did Russia suffer now?
>everyone is a vatnik
Holy schizo
>muh BASED germanic hyperborea master race
this whole site has been invaded by /misc/gays who can't fricking breath without mentioning race/culture war
Can you please go 5 minutes without mentioning /misc/?
None of the wars that ever took place in western europe ever compared to wars in eastern europe. it's only we know so much more about west, because it was written down and made in to epic movies.
The most competent millitary folks in AHE were Croats
>How did Germanics lose against these morons for most of a millenia?
Most of medieval history is based on peasant overpopulation leading to serfdom and intellectual stagnation. Russia today is a medieval nation - it is just as much backwards as the Islamic world is. The main problem is, though, that, back then, every nation was like that. A medieval German, or a medieval Hispanic, was no better than a typical Russian. the only difference is that Western Europe evolved since then, whether due to expanding living space through the American colonies in the case of Britain, France or Iberia, or getting depopulated through savage warfare, such as in the 30 Years War and the rest of the Protestant religious wars.
it's also why 19th century China was a backwards shithole - it stagnated for several centuries with no outside pressure. It's also why Sengoku Japan, once unified, was one of the most deadly and evolved nations (rivaled only by, ironically, Ming China, which at that point was also beset by Mongols and Manchus and other nomad invaders, and had just researched gunpowder), but had stagnated in the Edo period, and then woke up thanks to a brutal civil war in the Meiji restoration followed by colonization of Korea.
The problem is that Russians are still proud of their geographic expanse, as if living in an irrelevant Siberian shithole is something to be proud of.
I wanna pronebone Megumin with my fat, bald, old, ugly ojisan body.
By being worse, the g*rms have been shit at war. They only got lucky a couple of times and it went to their head.
What? The only time that happened was the Huns. Otherwise Germans and Austrians dominated them and only when the goverment was ill they could free themself.