>Always sits with back to wall in restaurant where they can see everyone who comes and goes
>Uses "watch trick" to raise their arm for easy access to shoulder holstered gun when server approaches
>Never falls for "is this seat taken" ruse and forcibly blocks access to booth
>"You can keep the change" instead of using calculator app when the bill arrives
>knows that any flirtation by the server is counter espionage and starts rapidly scanning the room for threats instead of making eye contact with the server when she speaks to you
I want to be an agent
Trust me, it's not all fun and games.
I found it interesting how people want to be cops and agents. Here where I live you must go thought many tests (you need to study A LOT to pass) which is very expesive to prepare yourself to. After you pass you will surely have more stability in terms of money, but will have to deal with the worst os society (drug lords, drug soldiers and many other fatal threats).
What amusses me is that, those people with this level of knowledge could just go to a good university to be doctors, lawyers, you name it. But they prefered to risk their lives.
In parts of America it's really easy to become a cop because of how few people want to be one. Where I live (Baltimore) the city will pay you big signing bonuses to get you to move to the area because of how shit a job is. You're basically signing up to be part of the biggest gang in town and less of an effective law enforcement career.
Of course in Baltinore there's a higher than average chance the state breaks up the precinct and starts over.
This is one of the biggest things that fricked with my head with how I percieve cops. I moved from Co to Md on a whim and holy shit I didnt understand outright hatred for police until now, I also didnt understand blatant racism either.
Wdym
>have more stability in terms of money, but will have to deal with the worst os society (drug lords, drug soldiers and many other fatal threats).
dont forget the worst of the worst
other cops and agents
This is basically the opposite of how it works in America.
Brazil?
Not the guy who wrote that, but yeah, I am brazilian and can confirm that's how it works there (I'm in AUS). You gotta be really smart to become a cop there nowadays, specially if you are joining the Federal Police.
>Federal Police
meh, glorified public employees, they barely do anything. All the actual work is done at the state-level.
>I found it interesting how people want to be cops and agents
No shit. You don't see many action movies where the lawyer is the hero that saves the day and gets the girl.
Timmy stop posting on /k/ and talk with your family while you're at the restaurant.
>>"You can keep the change" instead of using calculator app when the bill arrives
Wut
Real agents always pay in cash
>he can do advanced math in his head while also watching his six
wow look at Einstein here
>Never falls for "is this seat taken" ruse and forcibly blocks access to booth
>knows that any flirtation by the server is counter espionage and starts rapidly scanning the room for threats instead of making eye contact with the server when she speaks to you
Maybe he's just afraid of women? I know I am
I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
Best post on /k/ today
in 32 years i have not found the answer to women. perhaps in another 30 years i will understand them.
Qt with brown hair makes me want to slap her
No anon that’s a paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of persecution you’re describing, actual agents do none of those things because they’re super obvious to anyone with even a little training and would stick out like a sore thumb when your cover is “random business consultant” and your job is mostly just talking to people. Now back to your 007 reruns
>Uses "watch trick" to raise their arm for easy access to shoulder holstered gun when server approaches
you wear your watch on your off hand so how is that supposed to work?
Act it out.
>look at watch
>doesn't do anything because it's on my left wrist because I'm right handed
you're moronic. Where does a right handed person wear a shoulder holster?
their left armpit which is inaccessible with the left arm unless you wanna look like a sperging moron doing the "dur dur dur" motion. So looks like youre moronic, moron.
Your imaginary holster is too high, bud. Loosen the strap a bit.
>looks like a moron and fumbles for a minute awkwardly making sperg motions with his left hand till the attacker finally puts him out of everyone else's misery.
This thread was a sperg thread from post 1, but that's ok because this is a sperg board. Don't tell me you're choosing now to draw a line?
You can lift your arm a little lower. I do not know why you're having so much trouble, but you raise a good point this move is not for the disabled.
>thinks it's normal to draw from a shoulder holster using the same arm attached to said shoulder.
You're right, we shouldn't put a line on your moronation, It's unlimited.
buddy. a shoulder holster is for a cross draw.
So the left side, where your watch is. Lift arm slightly, open access to pistol draw.
>Uh guys this is what I meant the first time, really! I argued about same side draw for the last hour because I was just joking!
My dear friend, you've been moronic this whole time. If you knew what a shoulder holster is there wouldn't have been a back and forth.
Close enough.
Lifting your left arm creates more clearance under your cover garment so your right hand has extra room to get your hand on the grip.
>immediately scan the room for threats when server starts to flirt
Literally me.
>they sit with their face to the wall because they know they look less dangerous that way, but still can turn around to face the threat in an instant
>always order the weirdest pompous shit and gayest wienertails because they know their life can end at any moment and must be enjoyed to the fullest
>never unzip their jacket because that's the only way to conceal 2 full-auto P90s
>inner clock is perfectly calibrated, can tell the current time +-5 minutes without a watch
>inner clock is perfectly calibrated, can tell the current time +-5 minutes without a watch
It really concerns me that people can't do this. There are more than five senses. If you actually use and hone your sense of time, this is piss easy.
unzip their jacket because that's the only way to conceal 2 full-auto P90s
My dream carry. 1 P90 under the left flap and 3/4 extra mags under the right, or may be strapped to the right.
They spend 10 hours a day on /k/, shilling for israelitekraine.
seething turdie
Seething zogbot.
So who shills for israeliterussia?
What if i do all of these but jerk off loudly in public?
Agent arty support
Man that's just cptsd stop thinking I glow and stop burning the god damn milk
OP a dumb homosexual
Some stupid fat frick atf agent tried to get me to Randy weaver myself
He did approached in such obvious manner
That I wonder why they pay this Baffoon 6 figs
>you need to be 18 to post on this website
i've been here since 2014, friendo