I am a physical beast (1,92 @ 101 kg) with perfect vision and a clinically tested IQ of 142. I reckon I could speed through officer school and be a Lieutenant Colonel in 2-3 years.
Is the military still a viable career choice for young white men?
Should I join the military?
what's "perfect vision"?
No, but mercenary is
But well-paying PMCs only hire ex-SF, so there is no way around joining the military anyway.
Then start with non well paying.
Not worth it.
With that attitude, you might be a better fit in a corporate job.
>I could speed through officer school and be a Lieutenant Colonel in 2-3 years.
Kek. Youre a fricking moron. Go ahead, the military need your types.
>he thinks being "smart" will let him speedrun ranks
You'll be ready in time for the war with the Asian bloc
At least you'll get a contract and not get forcibly drafted. War is the mother of upwards mobility
Aren't you supposed to be gearing up for the northern front?
Hurry up and do your own heavy lifting for once, moshe.
You should join the line to suck my 8in wiener homosexual
killing israelites and repossesing their wealth is viable career choice to young white man
otherwise you just dig your own grave
>be a Lieutenant Colonel in 2-3 years.
Let's try for a captain first, and wait until they try not to throw you at the Russians instead of the invaders.
Also, being around 6'3" in this day and age with appropriate weight and muscles is fairly average. Unless you are on nu/pol/, of course.
Hahaha, good one dequarius
>dequarius
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No, there is no possible way that you could be a “lieutenant” colonel in 2-3 year no matter even if you do have your GSCE in woodwork and your badge for swimming a width at the swimming bath.
Unless you buy your army from the Warhammer store.
You know why? Because that would be fricking stupid wouldn’t it. Think about it, Hannibal.
>be a Lieutenant Colonel in 2-3 years
Damn, boy, you must suck a mean dick if you seriously think that's doable for you.
>1,92 @ 101 kg
Ur have BIG hibox like 4:3 streched res
The best physique for the army is 1m70 70kg faster, smaller hitbox, consumes less resources.
You'll just splatter more blood when you take that bullet to the head because of your big hitbox
Real life isn't csgo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JokwaRdjTzQ
Obviously you should. You won't even be serving in combat.
AI generated image. Bullshit question. Bullshit premise. Slide thread. Saged.
>clinically tested IQ of 142
eine klinisch-psychologische testung heißt ned clinically und sicha brudi
Zoomer in 1st world nations with that build and IQ is fairly average, as long as they aren't twenky homosexuals.
Unfortunately, he needs to grow up a bit more to be in the military unless he wants to become another stupidly delusional entitled 'NATO' twat.
Yes, you should do it
Yes! Go die for ZOG, stupid Black person cattle goy! Your life is meaningless! No need for individual thoughts! Serve your demon master!
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>has IQ of 142
>asks PrepHole whether to join the military
homie you're moronic
It''s settled then. I will join the military.
Try not to die in Ukraine, man.
Or wind up being another moronic eurogay that eventually backstabs everybody like a israelite.