Seth rogen made a rolling tray which is kinda cool but absurdly expensive.

Seth rogen made a rolling tray which is kinda cool but absurdly expensive. I would like to try making one myself but I know nothing about it. I just know you can make clay stuff and take it somewhere with a kiln for them to fire it. Question is, how do I paint it / coat it? Is this gonna be more difficult than it sounds?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally dig out clay from outside, run it thru a cheesecloth to filter out the debris and fire it on an open wood fire.
    This is more ooga booga rather than rocket surgery.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know if there's more to it. I don't go into things assuming I know everything. I know nothing about glazing pottery and need to make sure I can clean it with alcohol because weed build up. also I was thinking when I make indentations on the tray is that gonna make it denser in parts? I'd hate to go to the effort for it to crack in the kiln because I didn't know what I was doing

      >Question is, how do I paint it / coat it? Is this gonna be more difficult than it sounds?
      You can either glaze it(requires firing to solidify) or just paint it. Judging by the look of what you've posted it was probably dipped into oil based paints floated on water.

      do you paint/glaze it prior to it going in the kiln?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Look up the % of shrinkage to expect. The size after firing is like 10% less or something.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If I make the tray and make the cup the size to fit it, when they both shrink will it still fit? Or would they shrink at a different rate cus it's hollow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This looks like it's made of plastic not ceramic, i don't think there are glazes that look like that. It looks like it's painted with something then formed and as the surface stretches you get that pattern

        >do you paint/glaze it prior to it going in the kiln?
        In pottery you fire it twice. You wait till the clay is leather hard then you do a bisque firing which makes it hard. Then you place glaze on the item and you fire it again at a higher temperature

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Question is, how do I paint it / coat it? Is this gonna be more difficult than it sounds?
      You can either glaze it(requires firing to solidify) or just paint it. Judging by the look of what you've posted it was probably dipped into oil based paints floated on water.

      by the way the pictured tray says it's made of cement not clay

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Question is, how do I paint it / coat it? Is this gonna be more difficult than it sounds?
    You can either glaze it(requires firing to solidify) or just paint it. Judging by the look of what you've posted it was probably dipped into oil based paints floated on water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >do you paint/glaze it prior to it going in the kiln?
      When I did it, we always fired it, put the glaze on, then fired it again. If you where to paint it, it would be after firing.

      [...]
      by the way the pictured tray says it's made of cement not clay

      >cement
      lol, wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I meant concrete I thought they were the same

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks heavy as frick and I would definitely drop and break it at some point.

    Find a local pottery or old person “craft” class locally. Join the day - drinking wives maybe you can get some 45 year old pussy while you are at it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WEED

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WEEEEEEEED

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just buy it goyim

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chances are there's someone near you running casual ceramics lessons. Typically some old hippie woman who has a kiln in her garage. You get to make a pendant or spoon or something, and it's not much of a time or cost commitment.
    Go do that. It'll give you the basis knowledge you need, introduce you to some ideas about constraints and the work involved, and you'll get a contact with a kiln for if/when you need that.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make one out of wood way easier

    or learn ceramics. there are lots of vids on yt but u have to sift thru a lot of crap. better to buy a book and learn about it

    but a wood one is way easier

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you need specific paint to paint it before firing it

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just cut a circle out of wood and go to town with an orbital and a 30 grit then smooth it out. Won't be 800lbs and could handle a drop. Also dude weed etc.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone need this? Do they not have a countertop?

    Useless just like his unfunny "comedies"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/0v6TdmB.jpg

      Seth rogen made a rolling tray which is kinda cool but absurdly expensive. I would like to try making one myself but I know nothing about it. I just know you can make clay stuff and take it somewhere with a kiln for them to fire it. Question is, how do I paint it / coat it? Is this gonna be more difficult than it sounds?

      brb making my rolling tray

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Seth rogen made
    dude weed didn't make shit, he invested in a product.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Seth rogen
    I fricking hate this "man".

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