>Sept.

>Sept. 1942

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bismarck is rusting at the bottom of the Baltic
      ACKTYALLY wat happened to ziggers is the equivalent to the Gneisenau getting sunk... The Bismarck of this war cannot even leave Kiel without spontaneously combusting (the contract to renovate her went to an uncle of Goerings wife, the deutschmarks dissapeared somehow)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone please put that thing out of its misery.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is the Kuznetsov actually based in the Black Sea?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure it's based in the 9th Circle, and is desperately trying to go back.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So it's a Russian take on the Event Horizon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sea is closed due to AIDS (and Turks)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. Had it been in the Black Sea, it would be stuck there due to displacement limits, so it is based in the Barents Sea so it can leave and go where it wants (polluting all the way). It is currently in drydock in Murmansk. It is 'claimed' to be finishing its overhaul and will be done something this year. Honestly dunno why Ukrainians haven't gone to Finland or Norway, gotten some fun toys and bombed it. I seriously doubt there are AA systems around it. You could launch dozens of drones and set it on fire again or sink it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Honestly dunno why Ukrainians haven't gone to Finland or Norway, gotten some fun toys and bombed it
            Because russians are wasting money on keeping that piece of shit afloat, money that would otherwise be spent on buying more drones from iran or more shells from norks/chinks which would actually increase their capabilities on the front.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but it would be funny. They would essentially have their status ended. They might even spend MORE money trying to rescue it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfection.

      Except the Wojtek bit, he would saldy not be a thing. (The Poles picked him up in Persia during their exile.)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wojtek is an inevitability. The universe would manifest his existence.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean there are Ukrainians hunting down Russians in Sudan, i don't think it's much of a stretch for Poland to send some guys to Iran following a semi-successful German backed coup against the Shah.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/C62eUsn.jpg

      >Sept. 1942

      The eyebrows are being raised and Röhm is in the ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arsch ist im Arsch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Todt, Keitel, wo ist die verdammte Munition?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >After achieving the only recent success in the war at the command of his penal battalion, Hugo Boss marches towards Berlin unopposed, only to turn around at Dresden and exile in Hungary.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sept 1941 (that's the right year because it should be 2 years on)
    >France STILL hasn't launched a proper offensive into the Rhineland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My bad, the 2020s have been such a shitshow that my mind thinks that the war started in Feb. 2021.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the french are muttering something about escalation management and have implied Poland should offer territorial concessions to Hitler in exchange for a definitely legit peace treaty that will never be infringed upon

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >germany is occupying more land than the entente did in the entire first war
    how do the alliesisters cope?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the important Volksdeutsche areas have been reconquered and the rest of Poland is an economic shithole.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed, the only real goal was the land bridge to East Prussia, the push on Warsaw was a feign.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      volkdutche in suvalki tho
      hitla is da nuffin

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Germany is losing then why is did the western wunderwaffe fail to help the counteroffensiwiczycz succeed? Cope ententesisters

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    polackbros... the nazis entered Chrząszczyrzewoszyce... it's over...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the kessel is closing on chrząszczyrzewoszyce. soon we will have the entirety of powiat łekołody....mmmmm, the pierogi are boiling. soon alle will know alles.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am Georg von Brzęczyszczykiewicz from Białystok gau and I am demoralized.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dzieńdobry, my name hans from woisraeliteództwo berlińskie. i feel that this war is very bad and the demoralization is also complet. dziękuje for listening my fellow germans

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oof, nobody post how that ended.
    It'd be kinda funny though if the first real western deportations of the 21st century wouldn't be /misc/'s wet dream of kicking out the darkies, but deporting everyone with ties to the RFR instead.
    A tragedy, for sure, but still funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We should just deport russians from NATO and EU countries now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Some men think about deporting ethnic Russians and ask, "Why?"
          >I think about deporting ethnic Russians and ask, "Why not?"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Smell bad, lazy workers.
          Ordnung muss sein.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because its simpler and less expensive than killing them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We should put them into camps
        They cannot be trusted

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the 89th SS Panzer Division "Tronje" (113th mobilization wave, average age 16) attacks all will be in order.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Polish Premier Włodzimierz Zieliński faces repeated accusations by Berlin propaganda of operating on behalf of "die globohomen entente"
    >On nightly radio broadcasts, german propagandist Waldemar Soloffel threatens to reduce london to rubble with V2 rockets
    >returning to the battlefield, up to 100,000 german penal combatants are feared dead in Dirlewanger's siege of Poznań since early 1941

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dirlewanger gets pissed about supplies
      >launches coup; cucks out just shy of Berlin
      >Dirlewanger and co get sent to Spain
      >Dirlewanger gets flak'd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its probably a lot to ask for someone to shop an angrly Dirlewanger pointing out the window of his Ju-52 as a Fritz-X streaks towards it..

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >September 6 1942
    >there was a Blitzkrieg in the streets tell me where were you
    >you were sitting home watching your TV
    >While I was participating in some anarchy

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >German soldiers get drowned in the Hel peninsula cum pits.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no evidence of germans committing atrocities in poland
    >muh indiscriminate bombing of warsaw!
    poles bombing themselves with their own aa shells

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wehrmacht is now using israelites as barrier troops

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wochenschau announces a reel of the brave men of the israeli SS division "Zion" deep behind enemy lines in Poland
      >it shows it's leader, the son of Karl Liebknecht wearing a zoot suit praying infront of a Leuna-Benzin gas station

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't there an edit of this where someone replaced all their faces with the RPG guys?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wild to think that all these guys have tiktoks.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lithuania and its Sourcream Duke will open the second front any day now höhöhöhö 🙂 🙂 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slovakia works better as a Belarus stand-in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a puppet state, yes, but on the other hand, Lithuania had claims on Poland's territory and Belarus was sort of born out of Lithuania's predecessor state.
        I think both work.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No sea access, Plumbers? :^)

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