>Bismarck is rusting at the bottom of the Baltic
ACKTYALLY wat happened to ziggers is the equivalent to the Gneisenau getting sunk... The Bismarck of this war cannot even leave Kiel without spontaneously combusting (the contract to renovate her went to an uncle of Goerings wife, the deutschmarks dissapeared somehow)
No. Had it been in the Black Sea, it would be stuck there due to displacement limits, so it is based in the Barents Sea so it can leave and go where it wants (polluting all the way). It is currently in drydock in Murmansk. It is 'claimed' to be finishing its overhaul and will be done something this year. Honestly dunno why Ukrainians haven't gone to Finland or Norway, gotten some fun toys and bombed it. I seriously doubt there are AA systems around it. You could launch dozens of drones and set it on fire again or sink it.
>Honestly dunno why Ukrainians haven't gone to Finland or Norway, gotten some fun toys and bombed it
Because russians are wasting money on keeping that piece of shit afloat, money that would otherwise be spent on buying more drones from iran or more shells from norks/chinks which would actually increase their capabilities on the front.
I mean there are Ukrainians hunting down Russians in Sudan, i don't think it's much of a stretch for Poland to send some guys to Iran following a semi-successful German backed coup against the Shah.
>After achieving the only recent success in the war at the command of his penal battalion, Hugo Boss marches towards Berlin unopposed, only to turn around at Dresden and exile in Hungary.
>the french are muttering something about escalation management and have implied Poland should offer territorial concessions to Hitler in exchange for a definitely legit peace treaty that will never be infringed upon
the kessel is closing on chrząszczyrzewoszyce. soon we will have the entirety of powiat łekołody....mmmmm, the pierogi are boiling. soon alle will know alles.
dzieńdobry, my name hans from województwo berlińskie. i feel that this war is very bad and the demoralization is also complet. dziękuje for listening my fellow germans
Oof, nobody post how that ended.
It'd be kinda funny though if the first real western deportations of the 21st century wouldn't be /misc/'s wet dream of kicking out the darkies, but deporting everyone with ties to the RFR instead.
A tragedy, for sure, but still funny.
>Polish Premier Włodzimierz Zieliński faces repeated accusations by Berlin propaganda of operating on behalf of "die globohomen entente" >On nightly radio broadcasts, german propagandist Waldemar Soloffel threatens to reduce london to rubble with V2 rockets >returning to the battlefield, up to 100,000 german penal combatants are feared dead in Dirlewanger's siege of Poznań since early 1941
>September 6 1942 >there was a Blitzkrieg in the streets tell me where were you >you were sitting home watching your TV >While I was participating in some anarchy
>Wochenschau announces a reel of the brave men of the israeli SS division "Zion" deep behind enemy lines in Poland >it shows it's leader, the son of Karl Liebknecht wearing a zoot suit praying infront of a Leuna-Benzin gas station
As a puppet state, yes, but on the other hand, Lithuania had claims on Poland's territory and Belarus was sort of born out of Lithuania's predecessor state.
I think both work.
>Bismarck is rusting at the bottom of the Baltic
ACKTYALLY wat happened to ziggers is the equivalent to the Gneisenau getting sunk... The Bismarck of this war cannot even leave Kiel without spontaneously combusting (the contract to renovate her went to an uncle of Goerings wife, the deutschmarks dissapeared somehow)
Someone please put that thing out of its misery.
Is the Kuznetsov actually based in the Black Sea?
Pretty sure it's based in the 9th Circle, and is desperately trying to go back.
So it's a Russian take on the Event Horizon?
Sea is closed due to AIDS (and Turks)
No. Had it been in the Black Sea, it would be stuck there due to displacement limits, so it is based in the Barents Sea so it can leave and go where it wants (polluting all the way). It is currently in drydock in Murmansk. It is 'claimed' to be finishing its overhaul and will be done something this year. Honestly dunno why Ukrainians haven't gone to Finland or Norway, gotten some fun toys and bombed it. I seriously doubt there are AA systems around it. You could launch dozens of drones and set it on fire again or sink it.
>Honestly dunno why Ukrainians haven't gone to Finland or Norway, gotten some fun toys and bombed it
Because russians are wasting money on keeping that piece of shit afloat, money that would otherwise be spent on buying more drones from iran or more shells from norks/chinks which would actually increase their capabilities on the front.
Yes but it would be funny. They would essentially have their status ended. They might even spend MORE money trying to rescue it.
Perfection.
Except the Wojtek bit, he would saldy not be a thing. (The Poles picked him up in Persia during their exile.)
Wojtek is an inevitability. The universe would manifest his existence.
I mean there are Ukrainians hunting down Russians in Sudan, i don't think it's much of a stretch for Poland to send some guys to Iran following a semi-successful German backed coup against the Shah.
The eyebrows are being raised and Röhm is in the ass.
Arsch ist im Arsch.
>Todt, Keitel, wo ist die verdammte Munition?
>After achieving the only recent success in the war at the command of his penal battalion, Hugo Boss marches towards Berlin unopposed, only to turn around at Dresden and exile in Hungary.
>Sept 1941 (that's the right year because it should be 2 years on)
>France STILL hasn't launched a proper offensive into the Rhineland
My bad, the 2020s have been such a shitshow that my mind thinks that the war started in Feb. 2021.
>the french are muttering something about escalation management and have implied Poland should offer territorial concessions to Hitler in exchange for a definitely legit peace treaty that will never be infringed upon
>germany is occupying more land than the entente did in the entire first war
how do the alliesisters cope?
All the important Volksdeutsche areas have been reconquered and the rest of Poland is an economic shithole.
Indeed, the only real goal was the land bridge to East Prussia, the push on Warsaw was a feign.
volkdutche in suvalki tho
hitla is da nuffin
If Germany is losing then why is did the western wunderwaffe fail to help the counteroffensiwiczycz succeed? Cope ententesisters
polackbros... the nazis entered Chrząszczyrzewoszyce... it's over...
the kessel is closing on chrząszczyrzewoszyce. soon we will have the entirety of powiat łekołody....mmmmm, the pierogi are boiling. soon alle will know alles.
I am Georg von Brzęczyszczykiewicz from Białystok gau and I am demoralized.
dzieńdobry, my name hans from województwo berlińskie. i feel that this war is very bad and the demoralization is also complet. dziękuje for listening my fellow germans
Oof, nobody post how that ended.
It'd be kinda funny though if the first real western deportations of the 21st century wouldn't be /misc/'s wet dream of kicking out the darkies, but deporting everyone with ties to the RFR instead.
A tragedy, for sure, but still funny.
We should just deport russians from NATO and EU countries now
why?
>Some men think about deporting ethnic Russians and ask, "Why?"
>I think about deporting ethnic Russians and ask, "Why not?"
Smell bad, lazy workers.
Ordnung muss sein.
Because its simpler and less expensive than killing them
We should put them into camps
They cannot be trusted
When the 89th SS Panzer Division "Tronje" (113th mobilization wave, average age 16) attacks all will be in order.
>Polish Premier Włodzimierz Zieliński faces repeated accusations by Berlin propaganda of operating on behalf of "die globohomen entente"
>On nightly radio broadcasts, german propagandist Waldemar Soloffel threatens to reduce london to rubble with V2 rockets
>returning to the battlefield, up to 100,000 german penal combatants are feared dead in Dirlewanger's siege of Poznań since early 1941
>Dirlewanger gets pissed about supplies
>launches coup; cucks out just shy of Berlin
>Dirlewanger and co get sent to Spain
>Dirlewanger gets flak'd
Its probably a lot to ask for someone to shop an angrly Dirlewanger pointing out the window of his Ju-52 as a Fritz-X streaks towards it..
>September 6 1942
>there was a Blitzkrieg in the streets tell me where were you
>you were sitting home watching your TV
>While I was participating in some anarchy
>German soldiers get drowned in the Hel peninsula cum pits.
no evidence of germans committing atrocities in poland
>muh indiscriminate bombing of warsaw!
poles bombing themselves with their own aa shells
>Wehrmacht is now using israelites as barrier troops
>Wochenschau announces a reel of the brave men of the israeli SS division "Zion" deep behind enemy lines in Poland
>it shows it's leader, the son of Karl Liebknecht wearing a zoot suit praying infront of a Leuna-Benzin gas station
Isn't there an edit of this where someone replaced all their faces with the RPG guys?
Wild to think that all these guys have tiktoks.
Lithuania and its Sourcream Duke will open the second front any day now höhöhöhö 🙂 🙂 🙂
Slovakia works better as a Belarus stand-in.
As a puppet state, yes, but on the other hand, Lithuania had claims on Poland's territory and Belarus was sort of born out of Lithuania's predecessor state.
I think both work.
No sea access, Plumbers? :^)