Saw a decent size king snake yeaterday in my backyard maybe 3-4 foot. Dog was barking at it so I put her inside the house. Went back out to look at the snake and realized it was eating a squirrel! Never seen something like this before. Watched the snake eat the entire thing then once he was done made aure it got out of the fence and to safety. That was the highlight of my day. Snakes are cool. Whats the coolest creature you have found in your back yard?
OP here. I also found this microscopic lizard and it hung out on my arm for a while.
Cute. I wish there were more lizards were I live. At least we have all the other standard herps.
Lizards are cool. It would bite at the hairs on my arm lol. I'm guessing it was a newborn
He looks very polite.
Did it try to sell you insurance?
Might be a green anole
wheel bug, these guys are based
Beyond cool. That's a while new level of awesome.
Not a kingsnake.
I almost stepped on a timber rattler the other day. Dude was just curled up waiting for a storm to pass.
Found this guy walking to my jeep. Glad I saw it.
That's not a Jeep, that's a fiat for women and queers. Nice snake though, I like snakes.
Dont kick me while I'm down man:( its all i could afford for the time being. Its roomy and holds all my stuff and gets me around just fine. But I see what you mean its not a jeep jeep. Its a family jeep lol. Everytime I see a cool wranger or gladiator I say "I shoulda got that" but hey one day I'll have one. Its mine and I like it.
Wrangler***
6 grand would have gotten a nice 99 XJ, that would run forever and not make you look like a homosexual. My oldest, an 01 has 412k on it. Got it at 250k, I've replaced 4 starters, a few batteries. A lot of fluid changes. Oh and a super nice radiator with a switch powered electric fan when the AC is on and crawling in summer. Got a 98 with 140k, brand new basically. You are what you drive, and you are an office worker or an OSHA inspector. God bless, never forget Christ is King.
Sounds like you put a lot of glitter on a turd. A jeep is a type of car. Doesnt mean you NEED to be a rock crawling douche.
Testament to whoever invented the i6 engine
>you are what you drive
Sounds like an excuse to lack any and all personality
>6 grand would have gotten a nice 99 XJ
links would be appreciated
> just buy some clapped out teen's rusty XJ for $6k bro.
the days for good XJs for cheap is over, stop COPing.
> t. 99 limited owner
Oh yeah, you sound like an absolute joy to be around. I'm sure people love talking to someone that gets tilted at the word 'Jeep' and lacks the good sense to keep their meaningless tirade to themselves
I really don't like people that give unsolicited criticism -- as if they aren't the most pathetic and annoying motherfricker at that moment.
>99 XJ
A bank will laugh at you in your fricking face if you tell them you want $6k for a 20+ y/o ride.
Plastic rock guards, body paint roof rack, angry chink lights, small wheels. Dude, come on. Look at all that plastic. It has no transfer case, you will be lucky to to get 150k highway miles. israelites make them now.
Okay okay okay. I like my car. It was 10 k with 110 k miles. It rides fine ive had no issues with it except a brake job. So yea I love it.
>this big ass car is considered cheap in America
God damn, look at OP's life. Giant house, giant yard, giant car... Yet he think he is poor. I could kill someone with my bare hands to live your life.
Gf and I got a good laugh out of that one.
Why are y'all hating on my car? Lol what do you have man?
lol it was just funny. I have a 06 dodge dually, a Toyota xrunner, she has a dodge nitro, and we've got 4 motorcycles.
Sounds like a fun garage man. Any dirtbike? Leave my jeep alone lol. Its spotless.
You're weak. Soft. I hope your blood line ends with you. Spotless. Lol. That steering wheel needs some aura crystals. Super glue some to the horn for extra tuning.
Thanks man I hope you have a good day.
Not specifically, but I treat mine like dirt bikes.
What air freshener is that and why isn't it black ice?
I'm not sure man some gold air freshener. Idc anymore. Frick y'all. Was a mistake coming here.
You're right, LBQTYF is 3 doors down
>What air freshener is that and why isn't it black ice?
Because he's not a minority and the car isn't up for repo.
>fiat for women and queers.
that would just be a normal fiat m8
Is that a giant golden orb weaver? I thought they were only in Australia
They are all over the US
These guys protect my garden in Pennsylvania. I get so many of them and they're huge.
OP again. Last of my yard creatures.
I see these little homies on a regular basis. There's one of them that got attacked by my frenchie and had half its tail bitten off, so I call him R'tas Vadum
Damn. Where do you live??
Paraguay
Glad to see people are still owning the French.
Eat it
>your back yard?
does the backyard of my cabin count? This gal hung around for about an hour with her cubs.
They're so fluffy. I kinda wanna turn one into a rug, but I'll live and let live I suppose.
>t. Apartment slave
Someone please kill me or marry me, I hate this
>marry me
Post pics, STD test results, and W2’s.
Are you a Female??? Do you like Sex??? Post a pic.
I think that's a possum
We had a great white egret in our front yard, eating all of the lizards and bugs from our garden. He was probably 3 1/2 feet tall.
In the backyard I once saw a wasp (possibly a golden digger) flying around clumsily while latched onto a grasshopper three times it’s size.
I also get families of opposing pretty often. I once had a mamma with a bunch of babies on her back walking in the back fence, driving the dogs bonkers.
OP here. Anyone have dogs? Here's buddy.
Show your prison hand tat
Okay. Instead of showing you my prison tat hand let me show you my arrowhead collection.
Show your arrow shaft collection.
A gray fox. I didn't get a picture of him, it was misty that morning and it moved like a ghost. Just pwoof into the woods.
Could anyone identify this snek? It was just chilling on a trail I was on, had to give it a few pokes to get it out my way but seemed friendly. Sorry for shitty quality
Also located in Texas
Why is the snake so wiggly?
That's clearly a stick and trail support for wheelchairs girths
looks like a rattler to me, note the triangular head and diamond pattern on back
I caught a corn snake a few weeks ago. Just happened to see it slithering in the grass from my window. Made my day.
I'm pretty sure that's a ratsnake from the genus Pantherophis, same genus as the snake I found as it happens. I'm less sure about the specific species but the Gray ratsnake (Pantherophis spiloides) is my best guess.
Definitely not a rattler. Head isn't diamond shaped enough, those spots on it's back are more round/rectangular than diamond, and it's way too skinny.
Thanks anon after looking at pictures of one I'm pretty sure you're right.
that's a rat snake. saw one in my back yard a few days ago.
cotton-headed rattle moccasin
>the enormous blue tongue you ordered, sir
*blocks your path*
Damn near stepped on a western diamond back rattle snake the other day. Saw him at the last possible second. Many shits were had
Snakes are not scary at all, not even venemous ones... big ass spiders on the other hand... hell nah! I bushwack through tall grass all the time, snakes scattering everywhere... but there is no worse feeling than a big spider crawling up the back of your neck.
emissary of kek
OP here. Thanks for appreciating my JEEP. Frick that other guy lol.
>drives a Jeep
>drinks soda pop
Hey, I remember this place..
I caught this king snake in my yard a few days ago. He was healthy and quite strong. I let him go in an area where he would be safe from paranoid homeowners.
I see ospreys all the time near my house. It's cool to watch them hunt, dive into the water and carry off a fish. It's also interesting to watch the seagulls drop clams to break them open
Northern cricket frogs are probably the coolest things I've seen. Hundreds of frogs smaller than a fingernail hopping around by the ponds. Besides that I've seen hawks and almost stepped on a timber rattler once
Found this guy because my dog started yelping one night out back. I think it booped her snoot.
>Letting Snakes live
Squirrels > Snakes
You fricked up.
No snake has ever torn through the eaves of my shed. Tree rats get the rope.