Rocks are weapons too

gun cool and all but honestly rock better you have all forget the fundamentals but you have not truly forgotten. pickup a wiener hold it, you remember, you remember what this feels like and it feels good

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pick up a wiener
    As usual OP is a homosexual.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pickup a wiener hold it
    Already ahead of you fren

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any anons whose wiener i can pick up and hold to remember how good it feels?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sometimes wish i still had my dick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can borrow mine buddy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sometimes wish i still had my dick

      So it is not just a meme that /K is transitioned and thus trooned

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im a man with all parts attached. I just like dudes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >/K
        Go back.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Context?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I Can't, once transitioned there is just no way to go back 🙁

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How dare you. I lost my dick on my second afghanistan tour

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    asp used to have some great mountain threads
    some of those had some really high kill counts

  5. 11 months ago
    äää

    >pickup a wiener
    I would frick up a vampire with a wiener.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why use gun to shoot small rock when you can just grab big rock and throw big rock for big hurt? me think gun maker lie, small rock is just weaker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically when anyone says "NINE MILLIMETER AINT GAWT THE STOPPIN POWER OF FAWTY FIVE"

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    From space, yes. Unironically will be what does us in…again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this? Post-nuke war?

      • 11 months ago
        äää

        YOU ARE LIVING IN A POST-wiener PARADIGM, MAGGOT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The world in Mortal Engines.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was that a good movie? It flopped but I saw some promo stuff for it, they used a ton of models and practical effects which is pretty cool.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Was that a good movie?
            No. Turns out Young Adult novels are kind of stupid and the magic of the story is mostly a result of being an imaginative tween.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >being a moronic teen
              Fixed it for you

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Terrible, the books are decent, but the worldbuilding is the only real catch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complete deletion of florida
      it almost makes me forgive how poorly whoever made this understands geology

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All bow before Super Straya

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pickup a wiener hold it,
    mmmmmmmm memories

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pick up a wiener
    nice Freudian slip you fricking fairy

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You dipshits realize that bullets are just rocks with extra steps right?
    Lead is mined…from rocks
    Copper is mined…from rocks
    Tin is mined…from rocks
    Steel is mined…from rocks
    Aluminum is mined…from rocks
    Chemicals used in gunpowder can all be sourced…from rocks

    You have a machined rock, burning crushed and mixed rocks, to throw a heavy chunk of rock coated with a thin jacket of rock, at another human…

    Its rocks the whole way down.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      grug say u eat too many strange berry

      many moons take for read. Grug no do that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rocks are just elements made from stars. People are also made from stars. We're really just starstuff hurling starstuff at other starstuff. We're just a bunch of atoms jumbling around which is why nothing matters. Let your wife cheat you. Let israelites rule over you. It's just electromagnetism, strong atomic force, radiation and gravity man!

      • 11 months ago
        äää

        >cheat you
        proofread your attempts to mock people

        >strong atomic force
        it's called "nuclear" force, not atomic, for a reason

        >radiation
        weak force is only responsible for beta decay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait we have been using nuclear weapons the whole time?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I push rocks, I tried to pick them up but it's not that they are heavy it's just hard to pick up a rock because they want to roll.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rock in a sock you wiener.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Three for free

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you go ahead and grab wieners OP, I only pick up Kochs

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes aside, how is it like to suck a wiener? I’ve been wanting to try it for awhile

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Firearms are processed and refined rocks.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll polish your rock man i'll sand it down all the way down to the bedrock cmon give it to me call me a rocksucker all the way down to your bedrock cmon buddy maybe even have some of ur buddies standing around watching me sand it 27 year old buddy comes by gets serviced 9 inches of hard granite.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We melt rocks into shiny pointy rocks, then use multiple rocks we grind down and synthesize into an explosive rock powder.,

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rocks are weapons
    wrong

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are minerals.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU CAN GRADUATE FROM THIS SCHOOL
    WITHOUT KISSING MY wiener (he he he)

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rock
    >not pointed stick
    >stop man and horse

    KWAB

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    was on jury duty for a case a few years back about a man who beat his wife into a coma

    there was a random ass big rock in their house that the prosecution alleged he used as a weapon. no blood, no prints, no evidence the rock got used at all. but they needed him to have a weapon for the charges they were bringing, so the rock was their thing.

    dude got convicted ayy lmao. sometimes I think about how many people might have random ass rocks in their house that the police will use as evidence against them if they ever commit a crime in their house.

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