Ramp

I need to build a ramp to jump my house with a car

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this you OP?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you actually really "need" this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut up bhudda i wanna see him jump his house

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No ramp to land on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No need, there's a pool in the backyard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your rotational inertia might frick you up if it's an automatic. The ramp's angle is gonna be important too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Weld the front diff, install outboard vanes on the front wheels and keep the hammer down while airborne. Should be enough to keep the car level.
          Alternatively, OP can jump in reverse (do not destroy an MR car).

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the wheelbase of your car?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The tires are the base of the wheels

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well you need to choose are you going to go metal or wood.
    if you go wood you can make the ramp surface out of 2x12s nailed and bolted together like a bowling alley
    make the structure out of 2x6 and 4x6 legs bolted together with half inch bolts like a rollercoaster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's a 4x4

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shipping containers make best ramps. Order flat rack style and shore them with imitation crab meat you stupid fricking nagger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I need to build a ramp to jump my house with a car
    If your home is a refrigerator box under an overpass, it should be easy. If you live in a high rise, you might have some difficulties. There isn't a "one ramp fits all" solution.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, let's split the difference and say a 5 story apartment building. What's your "everyman" house-jumping solution?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think your car has enough amps to jump start your house. Even if the ramp gets you high enough, the 12v battery just isn’t enough.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you need to do that anon.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    youre welcome, op

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You making a landing ramp, or you thinking about landing to flat?

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