All the trails in my area are somewhat populated and there is no portapotties even in the parking lot.
It is extremely rare that you can hide somewhere to pee because the woods aren’t dense enough.
The only solution I can think of is to pee in my car once I have arrived, but I don’t think those female peeing devices would be great for that. I was thinking maybe using a yogourt container??? Has anyone had luck with this?
On a related and somewhat separate note- how tf do most women pee in the winter??? Do you just risk getting hypothermia and a cold wet ass?
Wow, women really are stupid
>thread about girls peeing on a blue board but it’s PrepHole so it’s ok.
I was in a hiking group with a woman who would just walk off maybe ten feet, squat down facing the trail, and piss in plain site of everyone. She just absolutely did not give a frick.
I hike with an umbrella, and one of the perks is that you can squat down behind it. I’ve done it while shitting, though I’m usually behind a tree or a shrub anyway. It’s portable shade, 100% breathable rain gear, heat reflective, and can sometimes catch a breeze in the right conditions. Not really winter gear though.
My wife tried one of the girl piss funnels and didn’t like it.
That’s what I’ve read, that the piss funnels are extremely stupid, annoying and uncomfortable
>I was in a hiking group with a woman who would just walk off maybe ten feet, squat down facing the trail, and piss in plain site of everyone. She just absolutely did not give a frick.
was she hot?
just pop a squat facing the trail
its no big deal
just dont leave your nasty ass toilet paper behind or I'll shame you like a dog
And literally have people look at me? That’s so embarassing
Male piss fetishist hands wrote this post.
You fricking called it man, big props.
Confirmed by:
What? I didn’t confirm that?? I’m literally asking for advice you people are mentally ill
> What? I didn’t confirm that??
Doubt.
>you people are mentally ill
Though, you have a point
So, my actual advice for you is to bring a tarp and cover yourself while you do your business. Maybe even cut a neck hole out and wear it like a little doodoo poncho. Make sure to tape the edges if you cut it. Nobody will see you then.
This tbh senpai but get one of those camouflage tarpaulins so you can poop undetected
>you people are mentally ill.
Correct, they are.
*We
You’re too here sweaty
>you people
ayo hol up whatchu mean
POST PEE
Welcome to nu-out
Just go off trail about 50 steps and then behind a tree, no one will see you
I am telling you, it’s usually hilly so you’ll likely just be MORE visible, and the woods are so sparse you’d have to walk a mile out for anyone to not see you
Wear earth tones, most people are too into what they are doing to even look left and right, if you’re not bright orange they wont see you
This is just completely false, I’ve tried peeing several times and almost got caught with my naked ass, I had to quickly pull my pants up just in time for them to not see me but my peeing was interrupted , and it was still embarrassing cause they knew what I was doing
Its not though, if youre making noise, they might look in case its a bear but most people walk looking at the trail since theyre usually rocky and only occasionally glance to the left or right
There are trees they’re just very sparse
Here, I drew you a picture. I'm PrepHole right now so I had to screen shot a white screen and then use the mark up so excuse the poor quality
Literally me. If I see a girl pissing, or especially pooping, in the woods, I get rock hard and just have to release it.
Why is her top off?
Im pretty sure all the best girls pee in the nude
You don't take your top off when you're pissing innawoods?
maybe it's the female innawoods version of this. the becky tinkle vs the stacy golden shower
Make this
Happen.
I did my best
it's beautiful
Best oc I've seen in years.
The fuggin yogurt container
Stacy looks like she's biting her lip.
that's really good!
haha what if they were pooping instead...?
exceeded all expectations, I didn't think you'd re draw the right side! and incorporating all the incel ideals to the left was awesome
10/10
>everybody freaking out about AI art and claiming it will make human artists obsolete
Idk, I doubt that a computer will ever be able to create something with this much soul
beautiful OC anon, thanks for all your hard work
Thanks guys!
You're welcome. Nice dubs!
newbie.
holy frick, I’m super sick right now and this laughing is gonna kill me
proud of you anon
Kek saved
Why does PrepHole get so many threads by people that don't know how to poop or pee? Do they not have parents? Have they never learned to take a shit in their entire sheltered life?
I didn't learn how to wipe properly until i was 10. Yes, I just didn't get it. I was the stinky kid walking around with a big smear of poop up my crack, always had skidmarks on my undies too. btw i'm autistic not sure if that matters.
>I’m autistic btw not sure if that matters
Uh yeah anon I think that’s fricking relevant.
stop making useless threads on this board you c**t.
Where the hell do you live where there are no trees, bushes, or rocks and the most popular trails are full of people yet have no bathrooms or portapotties, and are so long you can't hold it for a day hike, but aren't long enough that you'd be backpacking?
Ontario
>wisconsin
as a trans woman I go a little bit of trail and just do it, so far no one even looks in my direction so don't worry honey
Some thoughts : Carry out your toilet paper. Piss before you leave home. Piss at the last gas station before getting to the trail head. You can figure this out with google maps. Practice pissing from a squat in the shower. There's a trick to not getting it all over your ass and feet. Piss as far from the trail head as possible. Vast majority of people don't want to watch you piss. The pervs aren't going to walk up hours from their car just in case they see you piss. All women and vast majority of men are going to be sympathetic and look away. Teens and kids are a different story but giving the few that do stare a show is will make their shitty lives a better place.
Carry out your fricking toilet paper.
In winter : you aren't going to get hypothermia during a 5 minute piss. And you shouldn't be getting piss on your ass if you've practised.
Carry out your fricking toilet fricking paper.
To add to this, if I see you pissing I WILL watch and approach while your pants are down and you are vulnerable.
>Teens and kids are a different story but giving the few that do stare a show is will make their shitty lives a better place.
This is very 90a thinking. Now they will record you with their cell phones if they are real little shit heads.
>Carry out your fricking toilet fricking paper.
Don't do this. Sane backpackers carry a light trowel and bury it all. Best if you can find a twig and place it pointing up in the soil so nobody digs up the same spot when they need to go.
Real question: doesn’t the ground freeze and become nearly impossible to dig in the winter. I really don’t know because it doesn’t get that cold here, so please no bully.
Yes, the ground freezes and becomes undigable. In that case, bury it in snow instead. Courtesy stick too.
In the rare scenario where it's too frozen to dig and there's no snow, just leave it in a discrete place. It will all biodegrade in spring.
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It is extremely rare that you can hide somewhere to pee because the woods aren’t dense enough.
wtf are you talking about, are there no trees in these woods? Just crouch behind a bush or something a few yards back, thats what i do.
> how tf do most women pee in the winter??? Do you just risk getting hypothermia and a cold wet ass?
You crouch and piss like normal? unless its 40 below, having your pants down for like 15 seconds shouldn't be anything but mildly uncomfortable
>wtf are you talking about, are there no trees in these woods?
In a climax (or even close to climax) deciduous forest with the leaves fallen you are basically going to have zero cover.
I hear if a girl pees when she climax, it makes it better
Is this thread even real? Just buy a fricking piss funnel and piss wherever you want.
Those things care nearly useless.
how so?
OP here, the other day I wondered about how female forest animals pee. I personally think they just hold it in until they explode. What do you think?
You whip out your dick and piss behind a tree like everyone else. And for the actual women who might be reading this, if you're on a trail that has so much traffic that you can't just walk 10 meters in the forest and find a secluded spot, there will most likely be a bathroom or portapotty around somewhere.
>The only solution I can think of is to pee in my car once I have arrived, but I don’t think those female peeing devices would be great for that. I was thinking maybe using a yogourt container??? Has anyone had luck with this?
i once peed in a gatorade bottle while driving because it was either there or pull to the side of the road and i was making good time. yogurt container should work although i'd recommend something with a lid that you can seal afterwards.
>how tf do most women pee in the winter??? Do you just risk getting hypothermia and a cold wet ass?
same as during other seasons, just faster. hypothermia isn't going to set in during a pee, there's not enough of you exposed for long enough. your ass only gets cold and wet if you slip and fall on it. just make sure your footing is solid before you squat down. the little individual foil-wrapped wet wipes are good for wiping. tear only the top bit off to open it and you can stuff it right back in there afterwards and fold the top over. closes it well enough to stick back in your pocket until you can dispose of it.
>Find a bush
>Pull out gun
>Get on with the pissing
>Shoot any man that comes too close without hesitation, especially if they carry any kind of german military paraphernalia as part of their gear
Simple.
It's only a crime if you're not doing it directly into my mouth
not a vegana haver, just brought a lot of girls hiking.
>It is extremely rare that you can hide somewhere to pee because the woods aren’t dense enough.
you can block yourself on most sides with a tree or some foliage but yeah, reality is you're gonna get walked up on doing your business at least once in your PrepHole life it happens. could bring a ground square and hold it up to block your front since you'll be squatting low anyways. useful piece of kit to have anyways if you live anywhere rainy.
>The only solution I can think of is to pee in my car once I have arrived, but I don’t think those female peeing devices would be great for that. I was thinking maybe using a yogourt container??? Has anyone had luck with this?
helps but if you ever get into longer distance stuff or hike in the summer you're gonna drink enough water that won't cut it.
>On a related and somewhat separate note- how tf do most women pee in the winter??? Do you just risk getting hypothermia and a cold wet ass?
you either count on having good balance and risk hypothermia & cold wet ass or use one of those device things that let you pee standing up. those things work pretty good, i'd recommend at least trying them out if you hike in the winter.
you have to risk the same thing taking a sh*t in the winter as a dude half the time. its tragic when you fall. reasons i bring an extra underwear in the winter. if your leggings get wet swap to your sleep gear. last time there was a thread about sh*tting in the winter some anon gave the advice: try to find a log or something to sit on instead of squatting. haven't tried it since its been a mild winter where i'm at but seemed smart.
using snow as toilet paper is the fricking worst. its scratchy, cold, and its basically like washing your butthole at a sink
Well depending on how autistic you are, there may be a solution for you. Pilots use a device that catches the piss (a condom for men, a pad for women) and uses a series of tubes in order to collect it in a secure container which you can empty out later. I imagine this wouldn't be particularly comfortable but I think its the best method of stealth bios.
Why is no one mentioned a catheter yet?
UTI city
this, I always put in a catheter and colotomy bag before long hikes so I don't have to use the bathroom in public.
Maybe wear a diaper? You can take it off and throw it away at the next gas station
Hi hello I would recommend you use my mouth as your toilet it is very warm so you no get hypothermia
>can't figure out how to pee outside
you may be moronic
Buy the fricking go girl and try it out moron.
When you can do it standing it's fast and easy to hide.
This threads giving off strong piss fetish vibes, when I was younger I used to frequent music festivals, first time you open a portapotty, with a full, uncooked mackerel in the hole and 5 oranges on the side.
Or just being part of the "less desirable" part of society
Then becoming a kindergarten teacher. Piss is just piss calm down
Strokeposting dubs
newbie.
learn how to squat like an anime girl so you're not leaning or hanging off a tree.
What did he mean by this?
In most of asia they have squat toilets which are very close to simply being a hole in the floor. If you can squat while keeping your heels on the ground then you're stable enough to just squat anywhere and go to the bathroom.
Most American women are too fat to ever be able to squat. I'm not and I just go when the trail gets quiet and I find a decent tree downhill. I also bring a bunch of TP from whatever gas station was nearby, and a zip lock bag to put the TP in. I've never had a problem, but I'm not a fat moron like OP.
Ok forgive me not knowing but what is the tree for?
I find it truly amazing, that the human race has become so domesticated, that many cant even perform basic bodily functions away from civilisation.
you hold on to the tree
i always thought going to the bathroom with other women in group public settings was instinctual becuase of this very reason.
something about peeing in numbers for safety.
This is why women should stay inside and cook and get bred. Their bodies are too frail and unwieldy to do much else.
Just ask to pee in mouths of any men you are travelling with, I guarantee all of them secretly want it