PzH 2000 interior view

Holly shit that interior is bigger than some 1-bedroom flats in London. What the frick? And they just chilling, loader in flip flops and shit.

Frick me I wish that was me

> https://twitter.com/TpyxaNews/status/1545433441633722368

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't trust shower shoes for shit. Slip out of those and knock out all your teeth on a piece of equipment, get those men some crocs with the strap.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they manually loading? training?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      loader seems automatic, they just need to place the charges? Should they be auto-loading charges too?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no, charges are manually loaded

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you sure? I read the thing can make 5 simultaneous impacts with its autoloader.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can shoot 3 rounds in 9.0 seconds once, but the charges have to be loaded manually.
            Or you can shoot 10 rounds in a minute once.
            Or you can shoot 8 rounds per minute forever.

            A round can be SMArt 155mm, basically rocket assisted for more range and it contains two sub rounds.
            Once in the target area they fall down on a parachute and search a target which you have programmed in earlier. To circumvent the cluster munition ban treaty they destroy themselfs if the target could not be aquired. The target can be a hard target, say a tank, with up to 150mm armour.

            Basically, you can hit 6 hard targets with 3 shots shot in 9 seconds. To make it even more sinister, you can program a trajectory that ensures all rounds hit at the same second.

            Drop a 155mm shell on your toe and find out

            He only handles charges. The projectile is autoloaded.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So far it was only a rumour, but the Austrians have confirmed that SMArt 155mm was delivered by Germany and is in use.

              ?t=536

              It should also be said that KRAB and AS90 are also able to use SMArt 155mm. BAE in the UK has produced something similar called BONUS, but i don't think neither delivery nor usage are confirmed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's also this interview in German with the leader of the artillery school that trained the ukies on the Pzh2000.
                He's talking a bit about the training later on and also mentions smart ammo.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >BAE in the UK has produced something similar called BONUS
                You bongs can't ever stop being insufferable, heh?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i think you're ascribing malice to a simple clerical error.
                please check who owns bofors and who nexter is in a technical league with.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i think you're ascribing malice to a simple clerical error.
                No, I don't think I do.
                >please check who owns bofors and who nexter is in a technical league with.
                Please check the chronology.
                BAE had absolutely nothing to do with the design and production of the BONUS round. And still don't.
                BONUS was developed by GIAT, Bofors, and Intertechnique.
                Trying to pretend it's somehow a bong product is frankly vatnik-tier.
                Pic related.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can see you're right and the bong is wrong, but you still seem a tiny bit obsessed there anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I concede this fact anon.
                It's just appalling to constantly read bs on the internet, especially in the context of the war in Ukraine, especially regarding french contribution or engagement.
                Recently Macron's team even produced some real TV show showing him interacting with Zelensky and Putin to show his efforts regarding deescalation and weapons deliveries. It's frankly obscene to use a real war as material for what looks essentially like a bad netflix show, but it was apparently needed to make everybody calm down and realize the work that was done.
                The method may be wrong, the message isn't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, the bong living in your head is never going to start paying rent. You need to kick him out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I concede this fact anon.
                It's just appalling to constantly read bs on the internet, especially in the context of the war in Ukraine, especially regarding french contribution or engagement.
                Recently Macron's team even produced some real TV show showing him interacting with Zelensky and Putin to show his efforts regarding deescalation and weapons deliveries. It's frankly obscene to use a real war as material for what looks essentially like a bad netflix show, but it was apparently needed to make everybody calm down and realize the work that was done.
                The method may be wrong, the message isn't.

                Black person no, i meant the guy interpreted the wikipedia blurbs wrong in a very human and understandable manner. that's why i said it's a clerical error. and it turns that's precisely what happened.
                you gotta relax

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think this anon

              Are you sure? I read the thing can make 5 simultaneous impacts with its autoloader.

              might mean this (pic related).

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/x6F9iJt.jpg

              I think this anon [...] might mean this (pic related).

              Being a meat soldier is obsolete period.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > To make it even more sinister, you can program a trajectory that ensures all rounds hit at the same second.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The computer does that automatically, you just have to push in the charge.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Most charges are smaller than that especially for mrsi.
            The boys there are shooting at extremely long ranges it seems.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Makes sense, first destroy what you can, then move a bit closer, again destroy what you can and so on.
              However, they don't seem to be that far from the action, they took themselves arty fire already.

              >me and my manager.png

              If you have some high prio targets and want to spit out 8 rounds per minute (max that can be done with the existing cooling), you need to have more than one handler for the charges, it's hard work.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >However, they don't seem to be that far from the action, they took themselves arty fire already
                They might have fricked off to max range afterwards. Sounds like a potent motivator.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe destroying all those depots wasn't all HIMARS >:^)

                true

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      loader seems automatic, they just need to place the charges? Should they be auto-loading charges too?

      manual charge for trajectory adjustment and wear.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >A human needs to load, they're.much better able to compensate for barrel wear and target distance than any targeting computer could be
        1967 called for you, wants their artillery loading paradigm back

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Charges require constant changes and having it done manually is really the best option and will not cost much time. The only necessary automation are the shells.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Charges come in different sizes ,so those are loaded manually. You can see it on the gvozdika as well - the shell casings have a FULL CHARGE or REDUCED CHARGE written on them.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >loader in flip flops and shit
    at least he's not wearing sock with them
    that was a close call

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >at least he's not wearing sock with them
      That would be actually very German and a nice homage. Imagine getting 155mm fricked by sandal & socks wearing German.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. The next batch should definitely be taught to wear socks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes I don't get the Birkenstock marketing department, now would be the time to shine and build the legend once more. Like send a thousand pairs to select artillery units and become a meme and object of Slavic veneration forever.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Birkenstock has been sold by the family owners last year, its now owned by some investment fund and production will be moved to china.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Naot are better anyway, and they haven't sold out yet.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              aww frick
              what shoes am I gonna buy for the next 40 years now...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That would be actually very German and a nice homage. Imagine getting 155mm fricked by sandal & socks wearing German.

        >Be Russian artillerymen
        >20 km behind the front
        >Top tier position, even an public pool nearby
        >Frick yeah, even deck chairs, time for some chill
        >Suddenly mrsi strike
        >As you lay wounded on the ground you see 6 pzh2000 blasting full speed towards your position
        >An Ukie jumps out and starts placing their towels on the deck chairs
        >Why are you doing this
        >Dunno, it was written in the PzH2000 manual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is literally nothing wrong with wearing socks with sandals.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s not Czech, anon

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you even seen how roomy insode the cabin of the As90 is? It's actually more spacious than Pzh given the fact that it doesn't have ammunition underneath the crew compartment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that is cozy as a motherfricker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone says that something German is good.
      >immediately a bong has to jump in and try to point out that the bongs have something much better
      Them Germans sure have a lifetime rent free place in y'alls heads huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >y'alls

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flip flops in and around tracked/armored vehicles seems like the dumbest idea ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it tho? They would have stopped doing it if it was bad or had accidents in the past.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Drop a 155mm shell on your toe and find out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They don't handle shells it seems, they magic themselves out with the autoloader

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the unit twink have to reload?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because the gun gets a lot of its flexibility from being able to vary the charges on each shot. you know that clever feature where it fires 10 shots over a minute and the all hit the same target at the same time? making that work involves using a different powder charge for each of those 10 shots.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's comfier? Working with HIMARS or the PZH 2000

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In Anons Youtube link they compare MARS (which is the German rocket launch platform, not as advanced as HIMARS, but better than what the Vatniks have) with working on PzH2000. He says PzH2000 is vastly more complex. You can auto translate the video:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4IJ6X7X8y0

      There's also this interview in German with the leader of the artillery school that trained the ukies on the Pzh2000.
      He's talking a bit about the training later on and also mentions smart ammo.

      Also mentioned:
      Training the Ukies and the problems encountered
      SMArt 155mm rounds
      COBRA radar to find enemy artillery
      PzH2000 armour and that it stood the test already
      777/KRAB/Cesar and ammunition compatibility

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Comfi, might check if artillery is hiring later.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From germany, with love

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so spacious though?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because this is the Pullman version, complete with minibar and toilet, Rheinmetall only built only around 60 of those. It's the ultimate luxury class self propelled gun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And unironically?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because this is basically a datacenter with COBRA radar integration on chains, as well as a robotic platform for ordnance dipension. It's considered the best of it's class, like HIMARS is the best of it's class.

          Watch the second Youtube link.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I get that but couldn't you have made it with less wasted space?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Again, the dudes are basically inside an ordnance dispenser robot, there are lots of moving parts, as you can see. The machine will not stop if you forget your arm in it's path.

              What's the white pillow looking thing he puts in the barrel?

              That's basically the powder. The "bullets" are robotically inserted.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That's basically the powder.
                You think it would make for a good pillow? It looks comfy...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The entire platform weighs in at 60 tons. It is very well armored and very fast, but you have to consider the roads and bridges, obviously.

                I'm not sure but think it's some kind of plastic consistency, not too heavy either, with fabric around it to easily insert into the barrel.

                Spicy flour

                Haunted breadbag.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not really +freedom of movement is a good thing for artillery.
              Most of the stuff that needs space happens unseen. Round storage included.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              When the autoloader works you don´t need the space, but I suspect it´s to allow 3 guys to work the gun when the autoloader fails.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's a German autoloader. It'll work. No testing needed either.

                Pic related, Germans amongst themselfs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >allow 3 guys to work the gun when the autoloader fails
                it's german. if the autoloader fails then the transmission locks in park and refuses to budge until the fault is cleared.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >allow 3 guys to work the gun when the autoloader fails
                it's german. if the autoloader fails then the transmission locks in park and refuses to budge until the fault is cleared.

                Last Youtube video with Gen. Dr. Freudig said they use AR systems in the field to connect back to Germany, if there is a technical fault that can't be solved.
                The engineer loads them the right program to fix the fault and the operator (in flip-flops) get's an overlay of what he has to do, while the engineer sees what the operator sees and give hints.
                It's fricking science-fiction, from the viewpoint of the Orcs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                does austria even have an actual army? I mean, one with guns and tanks and artillery and shit?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What does it have to do with Austria?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm living in a first-world western country and that almost seems like science fiction to me.

                If you were a giant loser nerd like me growing up then you probably read a lot of sci-fi. Modern NATO equipment sometimes seems a lot like the sort of stuff from those sci-fi novels I grew up reading. Then I remember I'm typing this on a lightweight laptop computer with a half day long battery life while being more powerful as my high-end desktop computer from 2010, talking with anonymous people all over the planet. Or if I wanted I could do it from my phone, which is pretty much the ultimate sci-fi 'do it all' device.

                The future's weird.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and yet i still have to breathe car farts whenever i go outside.

                frick this gay planet. cool gadgets layered ontop of the fricking 1940s.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Having connections to industry, I can tell you that this is not a new concept, it has been around for a while in civilian circles, so I imagine the military has already started looking into it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I presume the turret just needs a certain height to allow the barrel to be elevated as much as is needed for a howitzer, and to allow enough room for the autoloader and the ammo underneath it, so the roomyness is kinda like a wasteproduct. Plus I guess it is also good for morale. It might also look more roomy that it is in real life because the two guys seem to be manlets. I am 6'3'', 285 lbs and have had the chance to stand in the fighting compartment of the PzH 2000 myself and it didnt feel nearly as spacious as it looks like in the video.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I presume the turret just needs a certain height to allow the barrel to be elevated as much as is needed for a howitzer
        That sounds reasonable, I hadn't thought of that.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Holly shit that interior is bigger than some 1-bedroom flats in London.
    You WILL be comfortable .
    You WILL be safe.
    You WILL be firing precisely.
    You WILL be wear flip flops.
    With socks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You WILL be wear flip flops.
      >With socks.
      German memes on k?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the white pillow looking thing he puts in the barrel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the bag of propellant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spicy flour

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, they’re big.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it has a coax
      wow, those germans really wanted to build their Maus and they finally got it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i'm blind, where is it located in relation to the gun?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That dude thought the mg on top is what's called a coax, I imagine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it doesn't have one, but it should. I want to see this monster in direct fire role, 155mm full HATO popping enemy tanks at point blank range.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hnnggggggg

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >me and my manager.png

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Msta-S interior for comparison. Must suck to be a conscript.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think the rapes suck more than the cramped interior

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        guess the howitzers interior isnt the only cramped interior

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how about both

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Holly shit that interior is bigger than some 1-bedroom flats in London
    Ayup. Very comfy to sleep in there with the bois. Especially when its real shitty weather outside.
    Some music, the combat interior lights, someone's cooking coffee, peak mil comfyness

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine having to share your cabin with the gun

    this comment was brought to you by the comfy cabin crew

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We also have that option.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And this...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ...but also this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/OwqVi2j.jpg

        And this...

        https://i.imgur.com/LL1X2j8.jpg

        ...but also this.

        I love the modular system. Absolutely next-gen, imagine batteries of these rolling out to perform a pre-programmed fire mission, all MRSI to delete a grid square.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Russian Tankmen are just really, really smol

    It's a recruitment requirement

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Also there are different charges for different NATO systems, all of the used ones are programmed into the computer so that the PzH2000 can use a variety of charges and rounds.
    which charges does the Pzh use? Or do you mean charges 1-6 of DM92 etc?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have any details, but i guess the heavier the shell and/or the higher your target distance and/or desired flight time (for timed impacts), the larger the charge needs to be.

      A webm of OP's link would be nice.

      What stops you in creating one?

      [...]
      he cute

      What?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he cute

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A webm of OP's link would be nice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >:^)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Being a tanker makes you feel like a god of war, but sitting in a tracked SPG.... bois, you feel like war incarnate. You become war. The mighty Irion Fist that crushes even the mightiest of enemies.
        Trust me I know what I'm talkin about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        man, thats roomy as hell

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And air conditioned!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking sign me up

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Load it faster janny.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell in there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      German technology is equipped with air conditioning, i think.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As well as sophisticated cooling to keep 8 rounds a minute sustained, without evaporating the crew.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it looks quite retrofuture, like alien or something

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    also kinda funny how in the webm they are going far faster than the recommended firerate, its like 5 shots already in 30 seconds(him prepping shot at the end)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait, I am wrong. they are going for the 10 in 1 minute or 20 in 2 minutes. perfect firerate. Damn I wonder how you prep the 3 shots in 10 seconds

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can't think about it either. If I recall correctly the standard for the low was one loaded, one in the hands and one propped up on the foot. No clue if that would work with how roomy the pzh is.

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