Pyongyang

How would you invade it without atomic weapons?

The place was built from the ground up as a death trap no to mention the 125 floor tall flak tower of doom.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't bother

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

      There’s no reason to, as the only natural resource North Korea has is malnourished manlets

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought NK had shitloads of cobalt or some other worthwhile mineral.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          NK does have several resources that make them a worthwhile supplier (particularly given their proximity to the main buyer: China), the problem is that the NK's do not want to actually give up these resources. They lack the heavy industry and know how to extract them, so governments have tried to enter into deals with them where they provide the heavy industry and know-how to get said resources out of the ground, but only they get them and they pay virtually nothing for them beyond the cost of the sole supplier contract. The Norks have actually stolen from the Chinese repeatedly by signing contracts, getting the mining infrastructure set into place, and then kicking out the Chinese. Which, based, but also moronpilled.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            North Korea has heavy industry and the ability to use it, they just choose to use that ability to make weapons because they think everyone on earth is trying to kill them.

            In their defense making weapons is a good idea because everyone really is trying to kill them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cobalt as well as other rare earths, effectively unlimited amounts of anthracite coal, huge iron deposits, gold and alot of Uranium.

          We would all be speaking Korean if they had oil.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You mean they would all be speaking English if they had oil

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why would anyone go to war for this? You'd wind up with some minerals and 25 million starving people to take care of. There's no way you could make that deal pay off.
          DPRK's greatest threat to any would-be invader is the humanitarian crisis that would result from any disruption of their fragile economy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >25 million starving people to take care of
            Who says they have to be taken care of? Imagine South Korea suddenly having access to endless fertilized ground for agriculture?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes the fertile lands of NK.

              *dies of starvation*

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >DPRK's greatest threat to any would-be invader is the humanitarian crisis that would result from any disruption of their fragile economy.

            A rational person would think that the 30-40 atomic weapons that they would launch against the nearest population centers of humanity would the main problem.

            >25 million starving people to take care of
            Who says they have to be taken care of? Imagine South Korea suddenly having access to endless fertilized ground for agriculture?

            South Korea would be a radioactive wasteland.

            Animal breeding? Cause the tower looks like horse wiener.

            Their national animal is a Pegasus Dragon thingy so this answer is technically correct.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >30-40 atomic weapons that they would launch against the nearest population centers of humanity
              That's irrational.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're assuming the DPRK is a rational regime. Even if they were, the ruling class knows there's no way they'd be allowed to keep their position in a post-war unified Korea, so they'd have all the more incentive to push the button.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, as far as things go, they are pretty rational?

                They know just how much saber rattling they need to keep the gibsmedats flowing, and they also realize that the west doesn’t really care enough about them as long as they stay in their little timeout corner.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Tell that to Israel.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So your military strategy is to call their bluff and hope that they don't launch their strongest weapons while you are exterminating their entire culture?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have a military strategy. I pointed out that there was nothing in NK worth fighting a war over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. There’s nothing to want. They have nothing but poverty and mouths to feed. Even peaceful reintegration with ROK can only really be ideologically motivated as the payback time for the investment will be even worse than for East Germany.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fippy Bippy
      In the end it's still a city, which house people and those need food and water.
      Just move around it and starve them out.
      They either surrender or die and all you have to do is wait outside while fapping.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Starve it out. It's not a fortress city like you think. It's mostly unfinished, and what is finished is many decades-old Soviet Bloc-style construction. As for the skyscraper, there are interior photos of it, it's basically completely unfinished past the 40th floor from my understanding.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't a skyscraper in the normal sense, it is built like a WW2 flak tower. Most of the floors have been filled with rebar and concrete.

      It is one of the very few surface buildings built in the last 100 years that could conceivably withstand an atomic weapon and still be standing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually a escape rocket facility.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That is bullshit but i'll pretend to believe it because it amuses me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >500 years in the future the world has been destroyed by nuclear hellfire
        >The flak tower of doom still looms over the ruins of Pyongyang
        >People across east Asia make pilgrimage to worship the Monument of the old world
        >Nobody knows what it is or what it does, but they respect it anyway as symbol of pre-apocalyptic Man's power and advancement

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It is one of the very few surface buildings built in the last 100 years that could conceivably withstand an atomic weapon and still be standing.
        >built like an omnidirectional sail

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      North koreans have been training for starvation for 60 years

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    North Korean army would maybe last a little longer than saddam’s army. US aren’t russoid Black folk that need to literally blow up every building in a city before capturing the country.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The way you homosexuals always refer to Iraq here is truly pathetic
      Is that really all you have to proud of as a statement of strength?
      Carpet bombing some dysfunctional poor desert country?
      You /k/ posters are pathetic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > Is that really all you have to proud of as a statement of strength?
        It’s one of, if not the most perfectly executed military invasions in human history. That’s an objective reality that exists regardless of anyone’s morality or feelings. So cry harder you ESL invader homosexual.

        Is failing to invade or occupy Vietnam are running away after tens of thousands of deaths in a few weeks all you have to proud of as a statement of strength? Because if so you look like shrimp dick bug-fricking low-t homosexuals that can’t into war.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He’s going to reply to you in a few hours calling you a moron hoping you won’t reply back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Iraq
        >carpet bombing
        Brown "minds" truly cannot comprehend precision munitions.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cut off supply routes
    >entire population is starved out within 10days

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you invade it without atomic weapons?

    Fine. I'll just level it with conventional weapons.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you invade it without atomic weapons?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Drop this guy in with instructions to take out the leaders and maximise collateral damage.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are only of those fricking buildings even occupied?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Half the floors are occupied, every other floor is filled with military grade concrete.

      There are areas that look like a alien planet.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Personally i like their Academy of Atomic Science, they were pretty blunt about what they study there:

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that looks pretty neat ngl

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Animal breeding? Cause the tower looks like horse wiener.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Firebomb it, carpet bomb it, then shit and piss on it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My actual answer is probably try to encourage a surrender then if they dont give up, conventional bombing, especially if I can target C&C points to destroy or at least perforate them. Probe their defenses to see whats intact and how stiff resistance is. If its all its cracked up to be, withdraw. Offer another surrender. Followed by chemical weapons and more bombing. Nerve agents, blister agents, choking agents, all in a nice soup. See how all that works and then go from there. Obviously, the international community would be horrified and all that happy horseshit. But if I wanted to avoid a meat grinder, I'd probably do that. If their tunnel systems are all they are reported to be (which I doubt) I think biological weapons could find their way in via trasmission and render them less effective.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        North koreans are the least likely people on the planet to surrender, they're completely brainwashed in the literal sense

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just start airdropping humanitarian rations. Once those malnourished asiatics realize we have so much food that we can afford to just toss it out to them, the slanty-eyed bastards will be begging for us to take over.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Airdrop K-Pop bands with concert stages all over the country and let them perform

    Psychological warfare that'll tear the Norks apart

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they tried that, the Norks were disgusted by the sexualised exploits of k-pop performers

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Build a giant wall around it and station my army along its perimeter. I then starve the entire population into oblivion, well beyond any reasonable timeframe to subsist on starvation rations and cannibalism. Follow that up by literally crushing the enemy as my men grind their dried bones underfoot and take the city.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 FOG sells patches for $100>

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you invade it without atomic weapons?
    1) Stop sending them aid.
    2) Laugh at their cries of anger.
    3) Wait until they eat last of their babies.
    4) Laugh at Vatnigs in Ukraine trying to make use of Norks' AKs with helical magazines.
    5) Wait little bit more until Norks sell everything to Chinks and Vatnigs.
    6) Ask South Koreans to surrender to Norks, as NK state is non-existant at this point, while Chinks have no excuse to move in and help their "ally".
    7) Move in.

    tldr: It's political operation, not military operation.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fricks sake OP, Pyongyang isn't a city it's just the onomatopoeia for a cartoonish noise when a character pops a boner.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If given unlimited military resources I'd immediately nuke Israel.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Send a bunch of murderhobo mercs in via airdrop...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad we never got a Mercs 3.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on, can I even invade it if I use atomic weapons? Isn't that a bit counterintuitive?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to be there in summer please don't do anything stupid or I will lose around 3000€ in entry permits/visa/flights

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you invade it without atomic weapons?
    offer triple the food and half the work for those switching sides

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No other way than securing it block by block. Fight mostly at night since the kdogs wont have the tech to match it.

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