>pull out half a weed
>spray the other half with this
>rest of the weed comes back
Drat
>pull out half a weed. >spray the other half with this. >rest of the weed comes back
>pull out half a weed
>spray the other half with this
>rest of the weed comes back
Drat
glyphosate only works if it gets on the leaves and areas actively doing photosynthesis. if you pull off the leaves and then spray the root bulb it doesn't do anything. it's more work and less effective than simply spraying and walking away.
It's a joke
Round up
sorry, this is PrepHole, we don't do the zoomer humor here.
Oh shit, I just got it.
>glyphosate
>disrupts your gut bacteria affecting your ability to properly metabolise sulphur
>gives you autism
>doesn’t spend an hour each morning plucking weeds
It’s like you hate enlightenment
Just use high concentrate vinegar
As of December 2022, Monsanto has reached settlement agreements in nearly 100,000 Roundup lawsuits. Monsanto paid approximately $11 billion. Bayer has accomplished this by negotiating block settlement arrangements with plaintiffs’ lawyers who have large numbers of cases in the litigation.
Although these settlements account for nearly 80% of all pending Roundup claims, there are still about 26,000-30,000 active Roundup lawsuits. Most lawsuits have been filed in state court. But over 4,000 claims in the MDL Roundup class action lawsuit are still pending in California.
The only people that got sick from roundup were people like landscapers and green keepers that used the stuff all the time with no PPE for years on end.
Carcinogens and toxic materials likelihood of giving you cancer is directly correlated with level of exposure, sure they used it frequently and therefore got cancer, but even if you use it sparingly there still exists the potential for it to cause you to get cancer. It's a roll of the dice every time, and it's entirely possible to just use it once and get very, very unlucky so it's best practice to try to avoid toxic shit like this altogether or ensure you're using proper PPE when you have to be exposed to it.
>T. Had a great uncle who got super hand cancer and died as he picked crops treated w/ roundup without gloves for decades
So yes, decades of constant exposure without any protection can cause cancer.
From what I've read on Roundup, it's not even the glysophate that is causing the cancer, but rather the surfactants that are doing it.
Take meds and use this chart. Your anxiety and paranoia are not normal.
According to your unsourced chart if me getting cancer and fricking dying (severe) is a very unlikely likelihood I should still be moderately concerned you illiterate
Your body is always producing and fighting off cancerous cells. Not every type or stage of cancer is severe. That's why occasional exposure to something that MIGHT LEAD to cancer is bottom left.
Keep proving me right about how bad you are at assessing risk though. FYI the generic risk assessment model doesn't need a citation or source but feel free to research and learn for once.
>Hehe don't worry goyim it just gives you a little bit of cancer
>What? You're dying? Stop being such a b***h your body fights off cancer all the time just deal with it
>Be sure to purchase the new extended release formula for all your herbicide needs :*~~))
Thank you friendly chemical merchant, very cool opinion
>The only people that got sick from roundup were people like landscapers and green keepers that used the stuff all the time with no PPE for years on end.
Yeah nah.
https://people.csail.mit.edu/seneff/2021/TruthAboutHealth2021.pdf
Literally the only decent argument in that is that glysophate can kill gut bacteria. So don't eat it.
The rest of it is just fear mongering and posting shit like this.
Anon I don't think you quite understand how hard it is not to eat glyphosate?
Should be pretty easy to rinse it off of your fruits and vegetables. Or are you going to tell me that it tastes so damn good that it's habit forming now?
It's a systemic herbicide and you are acting like a moron.
>Systemic herbicide
Meaning what? It's a surface agent. Monsanto's own people found that the glysophate itself was harmless to people, but that the surfactants were going to bring the health issues.
What Monsanto ended up losing in court wasn't that glysophate is a carcinogen, but rather that they didn't disclose that the product as delivered could pose a health risk.
Now go tell me about how fluoridated water is turning the frogs gay.
it wasn't flouride it was atrazine, and it does literally turn them gay.
https://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/
> Now go tell me about how fluoridated water is turning the frogs gay.
I love how just because Alex Jones said it and got 5% of the information wrong it's mocked as if it was a big joke
It's not fluoride and he never said it was, but even fifteen years ago in high school bio we were reading about how fish were having their sex reassigned
Enjoy drinking 150 million women's birth control pills, because that gets pissed out and doesn't come out of the water supply
>Enjoy drinking 150 million women's birth control pills, because that gets pissed out and doesn't come out of the water supply
This. It's an open problem in municipal water treatment. There is no cost effective way to remove hormones and psychiatric drugs from the water supply.
City folks complaining about getting free medications while bragging that living in a metropolitan hellscape is better than out in the wilderness.
>https://www.mcall.com/2022/11/22/14-years-after-residents-lit-their-tap-water-on-fire-in-the-movie-gasland-a-pa-town-is-getting-clean-drinking-water-again/
keek
>rather that they didn't disclose
This is what they hit Tobacco with, and also what they are trying to hit Exxon and big oil with. It is that they concealed the information to boost profits. Sadly, our capitalism means that fining a company just means that the top 1% might lose some money. And of course these are the people funding the politicians who write the laws. There is very little incentive NOT to conceal this type of thing.
>water is turning the frogs gay
I don't know if this was ever actually true, but the dumping of meds and hormones into the water supply is probably fricking some people up
>I don't know if this was ever actually true, but the dumping of meds and hormones into the water supply is probably fricking some people up
It is or at least part of it look up the research of tyrone hayes and atrazine
I was wrong sorry, you aren't acting.
> Monsanto found it was fine.
Clapping like a goofy aquatic creature noises.
>Monsanto's own people found that the glysophate itself was harmless to people
no shit? monsanto's own paid employees said it was ok?
Monsanto's researchers that dug deep into the toxicity of Roundup were critical of claims saying that Roundup is non-toxic and safe. They found that glysophate itself was harmless to people, but that as formulated with the surfactants it could potentially pose a risk.
Disregard all the hippie homeopathy bullshit that tells you low doses are more dangerous.
They didn't test the long term effects or accumularion and didn't really care about gut microbes
>Some hippie wants to ban roundup and give you skin cancer.
Shocking stuff.
around 25 minutes in
>spray chemical on weeds to kill them
>chemical kills you instead
Yeah people are getting $75-120 checks, that ought to cover chemo
I use hydrofluoric acid condenser cleaner. Burns them off in a jiffy, just don't get it on your skin.
Glyphosate was found in every flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream a few years ago. They had no idea how it got in there (they say). Who knows what other foods its in?
>They had no idea how it got in there (they say)
Probaby through round up ready glyphosate tolerant GM Alfalfa that is theen fed to the cows.
americans have the most contaminated foods with this stuff, Mexico is apparently actually a lot better.so people aware of the problems import from there when heir usual routes aren't available
I just use a steam gun, about 250°F water at the base.
Have to wear glasses, gloves, and a coat though.
Fwiw, I’m a boomer who doesn’t get the joke, but I had some super bad weeds when I got this house, the shit that had been mowed dozens of times to the top was small but real beefy roots. I realized that the roots get much weaker after a shot of roundup, so I have been yanking the roots as soon as I see the weed trying to sprout after the roundup.
Now I’m like Hank Hill but people walking their dogs tell me I have the nicest lawn in the neighborhood. I also had like a $200+ water bill the first couple months I was trying to get the yard in order.
Have you seen the guy that built his own par 4 in his backyard? This is the shit youtube was made for--a guy with a passion that wants to share it with the world.
https://www.youtube.com/@SpudRunGolf
Spray half a weed with roundup
Turns into a full weed
Because it was "rounded up"
This is classic dad joke stuff
Frick round-up
Use calcium chloride
Tough weeds respond better to Triclopyr, If you don't want to spray, you can cut the stem and spot apply it on the stump.
I just use tenacity on everything. Yeah its a bit more expensive, but I use a mix-on-exit sprayer and just dial down the concentration.