Not really fair to the orks honestly. Orks actually have good morale. Orks can act on their own initiative (granted, usually variants of attacking but still). Orks can keep their rides fueled and mobile. Orks usually have pretty tight paint jobs on their hardware. Orks have excellent medics (limb transplantation in field conditions, rigging the Boyz with b***hin power-claws and doing it all in field conditions - hell, sometimes even in the middle of assaults). Also orks have a stable economy and controlled inflation by virtue of teeth as their currency. Also I'm pretty sure orks have better sanitation and field rations than vatniks.
All in all the vatniks -wish- they were as competent as orks. Also, Ork warbosses weirdly enough seem to be more strategically competent and this isn't even a joke. Games Workshop literally made the Ork generals seem smart compared to the vatnik officer corps despite trying their goddamn best to portray orks as comic relief in-universe. Think about that one.
That explains how Orky the Battletanx universe was.
>World of non stop warfare where men blow each other up for pointless reasons using scavenged military firepower because almost all the women are gone. >Main character created an army using his passive psychic power to rally men around him to destroy all his enemies
>Someone post that book from the 90s that a Russian guy wrote about how Mordor where the good guys.
The Last Ringbearer
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer
>Someone post that book from the 90s that a Russian guy wrote about how Mordor where the good guys.
The Last Ringbearer
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer
>The Ring itself is a luxurious ornament, but powerless, crafted by the Nazgûl (a group of ancient scientists and philosophers who take turns as the Nine to guide Mordor through its industrialization) to distract Gandalf and the Elves while Mordor built up its army
Sauron was a feint, comrades. Trust the plan.
>loitering munitions/small cruise missiles that have a range of around 500 km and can be put on the back of a pickup
Just spam that shit till vatnik arty is nonexistent
I shit you not this is how the next 10 years of warfare will look like, subsonic cheap stealthy loitering munitions with a 10 kilo warhead for armor and helos
>scorched earth >retreat as far as possible >raid their logistics, especially fuel
just make sure they have to do loads of walking and no fighting and eventually they'll get bored and go home
>dig giant hole on the border with Russia >at the bottom of the hole place a lifetime supply of vodka, adidas trackpants, a new mid-price washing machine, and that horrible gelatinous fat slurry they love so much >they all fall to their deaths
The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.
Eh yah. More or less. To Orks the future isn't grimdark, it's a non-stop carnival of their dreams. There's only war and they *like* it that way. To them it's utopia. Orks are literally the only actual winners in wh40k. Their win condition is basically the current status quo - neverending war. They're basically green hyperviolent enlightened fungal buddhists - journey before destination. There's probably some lesson to be learned here but I honestly don't know what it is?
Eh yah. More or less. To Orks the future isn't grimdark, it's a non-stop carnival of their dreams. There's only war and they *like* it that way. To them it's utopia. Orks are literally the only actual winners in wh40k. Their win condition is basically the current status quo - neverending war. They're basically green hyperviolent enlightened fungal buddhists - journey before destination. There's probably some lesson to be learned here but I honestly don't know what it is?
They've also conquered every part of the universe that isn't being nommed on by Nids since the only thing the Imperium gets when they try to scan other galaxies is just Orkish chanting.
Orks can even prove that they can reach a human level of intelligence and civilization if they have a strong enough leader, as the Beast made a successful Orkish society that functioned as an actual Empire and not a mongol horde.
I think I know what he's talking about, some rt era weirdness of the mechanicus probing beyond the galaxy, it's up there with obi-wan Sherlock Clouseau and eldar human hybrids.
Cadians unironically. Their morale and tenaciousness is remarkable. Also danger close collateral casualties are responsible for probably more dead guardsmen than any single faction in wh40k. If plasma weapons blowing up and taking out some squamates along with you count as friendly fire double that figure. Still love me plasma weps though. 1/6 isn't bad odds.
So they are openly running with the Ork meme now? Someone post that book from the 90s that a Russian guy wrote about how Mordor where the good guys.
Mordor was the GOD, frick hobbits
>So they are openly running with the Ork meme now?
Just like how Ukies are owning the pig meme.
Russians are classic ork players.
Imagine what happens when Black folk manage to think that they could do the same
Not really fair to the orks honestly. Orks actually have good morale. Orks can act on their own initiative (granted, usually variants of attacking but still). Orks can keep their rides fueled and mobile. Orks usually have pretty tight paint jobs on their hardware. Orks have excellent medics (limb transplantation in field conditions, rigging the Boyz with b***hin power-claws and doing it all in field conditions - hell, sometimes even in the middle of assaults). Also orks have a stable economy and controlled inflation by virtue of teeth as their currency. Also I'm pretty sure orks have better sanitation and field rations than vatniks.
All in all the vatniks -wish- they were as competent as orks. Also, Ork warbosses weirdly enough seem to be more strategically competent and this isn't even a joke. Games Workshop literally made the Ork generals seem smart compared to the vatnik officer corps despite trying their goddamn best to portray orks as comic relief in-universe. Think about that one.
Orks are basically what society would be if there was no women.
Just fioghten' and brawlin' simple as
That explains how Orky the Battletanx universe was.
>World of non stop warfare where men blow each other up for pointless reasons using scavenged military firepower because almost all the women are gone.
>Main character created an army using his passive psychic power to rally men around him to destroy all his enemies
How will Vatniks ever recover?
>Someone post that book from the 90s that a Russian guy wrote about how Mordor where the good guys.
The Last Ringbearer
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer
found the author of that book right here
Always have been
must be fake because he has on optic on his ak
also he is wearing boots. we all know vatBlack folk don't have those.
i havent seen that pic for a while.
Someone help this fricking goon find a job so he doesn't have to beg for people to do it for him.
>The Ring itself is a luxurious ornament, but powerless, crafted by the Nazgûl (a group of ancient scientists and philosophers who take turns as the Nine to guide Mordor through its industrialization) to distract Gandalf and the Elves while Mordor built up its army
Sauron was a feint, comrades. Trust the plan.
paint all of our vehicles red. Fight fire with fire
>loitering munitions/small cruise missiles that have a range of around 500 km and can be put on the back of a pickup
Just spam that shit till vatnik arty is nonexistent
I shit you not this is how the next 10 years of warfare will look like, subsonic cheap stealthy loitering munitions with a 10 kilo warhead for armor and helos
Ready the Exterminatus.
The emperor really isn't in the right condition for that rn.
SQUAD BROKEN! SQUAD BROKEN!
STFU Jerry.
Any anime spotted? Don't tell me Wagner guys don't have anime enjoyers.
pray for Gork and Mork and ready my Big Zappa
>scorched earth
>retreat as far as possible
>raid their logistics, especially fuel
just make sure they have to do loads of walking and no fighting and eventually they'll get bored and go home
A sign saying "X country said they could kick your ass and they're spoiling for a good fight, Free Booze for the first 1 million across the border"
With a bunch of arrows pointing at said country.
Orks won't be able to resist
>dig giant hole on the border with Russia
>at the bottom of the hole place a lifetime supply of vodka, adidas trackpants, a new mid-price washing machine, and that horrible gelatinous fat slurry they love so much
>they all fall to their deaths
>orks orks orks orks
The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.
Eh yah. More or less. To Orks the future isn't grimdark, it's a non-stop carnival of their dreams. There's only war and they *like* it that way. To them it's utopia. Orks are literally the only actual winners in wh40k. Their win condition is basically the current status quo - neverending war. They're basically green hyperviolent enlightened fungal buddhists - journey before destination. There's probably some lesson to be learned here but I honestly don't know what it is?
They've also conquered every part of the universe that isn't being nommed on by Nids since the only thing the Imperium gets when they try to scan other galaxies is just Orkish chanting.
Orks can even prove that they can reach a human level of intelligence and civilization if they have a strong enough leader, as the Beast made a successful Orkish society that functioned as an actual Empire and not a mongol horde.
>scan other galaxies
That’s never happened. You’re thinking about them scanning unknown areas of the Milky Way.
I think I know what he's talking about, some rt era weirdness of the mechanicus probing beyond the galaxy, it's up there with obi-wan Sherlock Clouseau and eldar human hybrids.
rig the washing machines with booby traps
If Russians are Orks, who were the Krork?
Fantasy or 40k?
If Russian are orks, what are the ukis? Their tendency to shoot each other seems to high for imperial army
Cadians unironically. Their morale and tenaciousness is remarkable. Also danger close collateral casualties are responsible for probably more dead guardsmen than any single faction in wh40k. If plasma weapons blowing up and taking out some squamates along with you count as friendly fire double that figure. Still love me plasma weps though. 1/6 isn't bad odds.
how is different from tiblas shooting down their own planes in georgia?
>live in a NATO member country
Fight back for 3 days while most of Europe invades Russia.
Three easy steps.
>order military to pull back
>put IEDs in washing machines
>clean up