Eh, im Grunde werde ich den Impfstoff einfach nicht nehmen. Ich weiß ... UGH, ich weiß ... Es ist nur so, dass ich ihn nicht nehmen werde, das ist alles HÄHÄHÄHÄHÄ
they would have killed me long before I made it to basic. remember if you’re being drafting you’re almost guaranteed to be turned into red mist and/or horribly disfigured for the rest of your life for the purpose of bringing homosexuality to Black folk in the Congo. Go out on your own terms.
>Imagine if archaeologists found that 1000 years later and put it in a museum.
we should start digging up fossils, writing "frick archaeologists" on them, and then re-burying them.
Actually if I get drafted I'm going to write poetry for minorities in the Army, maybe start a communal garden and teach POC about intersectional feminism.
What the frick is happening you are fricking idiots
why dont you answer that shit fricking shit of a post in its original wbsite
YOU GET INTO THE IMAGINARY POSITION OF GOING TO WAR AND YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT THE MOST FRICKING IDIOTIC THING ONLY A FRICKING IDIOT WOULD DO IN A FRICKING IDIOT MOVIE AND ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD PHRASE AND THATS ON THE FIRST GODDAMM POST AND ITS ON REDDIT
I'm for real though, even if i don't get a weapon in my hands until i'm in the firefight, what the frick are they going to do about it? I can't be the only one who shoot every single US soldier in front of him when shipped from draft, there'd likely be dozens, if not hundreds of people like myself who plan to kill as many US soldiers as physically possible if drafted, so how do they combat this?
I know we wont have a gun in our hands while being transported, and likely be given one while being kicked off a truck/airplane, but they do know i'm just going to murder ever human in eyesight until i am killed right? Idk, seems risky to draft, i wouldnt do it if i was a government, id just let those israelite israelites die like they deserve. Greatest ally my ass.
Listen Chad, your not a German/Prussian officer.
Your a German Nationalist in the United States, one of the most advantaged countries in the world. And not the Militaristic state of Germany <3
I won't write shit because I refuse to fight for the best interests of the anti-American globohomosexual cabal that rules over us and the israelite banksters on wall st.
I wanna protect shotas if WW3 happens. I'll only handpick the cutest white and brown shotas. No poos or blacks because they are shit tier looking in all stages of life.
Imagine adapting a basement into a Shota Safe House with tons of cages to keep shotas protected from the evils of war. Just imagine the smell.
I'd write the exact co-ordinates for every command asset, top secret facility, weapons cache and officer's barracks I knew. then get purposely captured so they could bomb the frick out of the brass and kill every israelite in command.
If you draft me, I will do everything I can to lose the war. you fricking degenerate porn loving heathens will never get me to fight for your evil cause, I'd rather die and be with my LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST and GOD THE FATHER! But that wont happen because I'm in my 40's and have a back condition so I'll enjoy watching GOD punish you on the battlefield. c(-:
Pic related is what you took from me, I will NEVER forgive you israelites for that. NEVER YOU israelite FRICKS!
This needs to be spread to any young man stupid enough to sign up to fight for a system that literally hates them.because of their gender.. I will literally stand in the recruiting line red pilling these men.
"They HATE you, more than you understand, and you want to fight for them? Do me a favor, come back and register only after spending a day in family court, I'll pay you $1000 if you come back after and want to still sign up!"
Waking suggestion, a kind of hypnosis you use on someone while they are awake. You place a suggestion into their subconscious mind like "when you buy this car" or "WWIII happens and you're drafted". You immediately follow up with a choice for the victims conscious mind to distract it from the suggestion you just planted in the subconscious mind...
Looks like this..
"When you buy this car, would you be interested in leather seats and extended warranty".
Or
"WWIII happens and you're drafted into a combat role. What are you writing on your helmet?"
Anyone doing this is trying to manipulate you and must be seen as an enemy right away. They do not care about you, they care about using you!
>you would just surrender immediately
Nothing to do with that, you're telling me you would willingly go fight in a third world war that defends Israel?
"Ziggers tongue my anus"
israelite
TKD
TOTAL SHEMITE ABRAHAMIC DEATH
same, a cross
maybe along with a saint Benedict medal
Lmao
homosexuals
>t.
sneed
My helmet would say
"My sides."
>Your guess is as good as mine America. But one thing I'm clear on, no US military involvement and we would go on a mission to save the dollar.
America first.
still ain’t taking it (the vax)
>still ain’t taking it (the vax)
It must be long sentence in German
>nottenshottendervaxxenjab
still ain’t taking das Tollesimpfstoffdasmanninseinemkoerperstecktunddannaneinemherzinfactstirbt is pretty much what he wanted to say.
Eh, im Grunde werde ich den Impfstoff einfach nicht nehmen. Ich weiß ... UGH, ich weiß ... Es ist nur so, dass ich ihn nicht nehmen werde, das ist alles HÄHÄHÄHÄHÄ
Kek, Kaiser Trudeau wollte das ich das dumme zeug nehme aber hier bin ich noch ohne
yes.simple as
> still ain’t taking das Tollesimpfstoffdasmanninseinemkoerp…
>continued on next helmet
george floyd I can't breath ACAB
Instead of making an epic Futurama reference, I plan to shoot the draft agents through the door.
Bahahahaha
This. If they capture me and force me even through that it would read "I FRAG OFFICERS"
This. Granade at the highest-ranking officer in sight.
Good sentiment, anon. Frick the feds.
The best answer.
“BBC4LYFE”
>BBC4LYFE
Flag checks out
Mutt's Law
A swastika
Canada doesn't have a draft. You have to go back.
It's had one before
anyone over 26 is ineligible for the draft
get shitted on zoomers
Lmao cope age of draft for ww3 will be up to 45 that’s one thing I’m sure of
I’m the oldest of two and my younger already been in army for 3 years
They can’t draft meh
That's not true. WW2 they were drafting men in their 60's
>WW2 they were drafting men in their 60's
LOL no they weren't, moron. They didn't draft anyone over 40.
Christ is King!
military aged men are 16 to 60
if things get bad enough, drafting expands closer to the ends of that span....look at ukraine
Not going.
>t. 41 year-old boomer
It's 35, and will be raised to 42 if you do not have kids.
they should start the draft with all 30 - 45 year old childless men and women
I look over 26 so I am good right?
I am 22 but wont go anyways lmao frick em
Some of you never saw Russian draft videos in 2022 and it shows
You think they will gently knock on the door and ask you?
dont care, if some manlet brazilian evaded the cops for nearly 3 weeks, I can avoid the draft.
bro just leave home and dont stay in the streets as soon as war is declared and you arent out of the country you are just asking to be drafted.
THIS IS AMERICA YOU POLISH israelite
I'm fleeing to the boonies and they ain't gonna do shit.
I only have a sister so that makes me the only son that carries the family surname.
Can't be drafted. Go tongue your anus.
Oh frick. It's true. Thank God I'm too old.
We're going to kill the lads in charge though when the zoomies are forced out though right?
That's not true. Like at all. You might be able to avoid direct combat roles if you aren't a moron. The military lacks people with actual brain power.
they exclude certified mentals so they wont draft most here anyway
>inelligable
Kek. First they grind the young one, then israelited politicians amend some laws, and you go to the front line no sweat.
if its at that point I don't give a frick and I am drawing swastikas
Covering it in swastikas and killing anyone not white.
Black lives don't matter
The black soldiers fighting next to you will rape your tight tiny butthole every night if you put that.
>homie of yo throw Thad granade yo ass gay
they would have killed me long before I made it to basic. remember if you’re being drafting you’re almost guaranteed to be turned into red mist and/or horribly disfigured for the rest of your life for the purpose of bringing homosexuality to Black folk in the Congo. Go out on your own terms.
"I hope I get killed fighting for israelites"
By the way I'm trans.
That’s cool, I’m a soldier in Call of Duty
“I’m on that bullshit tho ngl senpai”
Do not cry for me for being gone , but smile that i was there.
and the israelites did this.
please be patient i have autism
You got a good laugh out me. Thanks for that.
Imagine if archaeologists found that 1000 years later and put it in a museum.
>Imagine if archaeologists found that 1000 years later and put it in a museum.
we should start digging up fossils, writing "frick archaeologists" on them, and then re-burying them.
"If you read this your mother will die in her sleep tonight"
homosexual
Funny
Gettin' em from beyond the grave. I like your style, leaf.
frick you leaf
homosexual
homosexual!
Frick you
I couldn't fix her, but I could fugg
BORN TO *CHIRP*
baltic swastika, because I don't want it misinterpreted for the one Hitler used(I want to die with MY pagan culture)
Suck my dick at the next station ya dumb dog
born to kill
If you shoot me, your mother will die in her sleep tonight
ill put the 4 of clubs card on my helmet
TKD
“I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!”
TKND
"Gas the israelites! Race War NOW!"
IM JUST NOT GONNA FRICKING TAKE IT (THE VAX) HAHAHAH
OP is a gay.
Hi israelite
How’s the rocket weather in Tel Aviv?
iykyk
this
anyone without a 4 of clubs card is a confirmed newbie
War
Is
7734
TZD
(You)
Kill Every israelite
ToT
paint it blue and kms
>gl hf
3rr go
what else?
Under r8ed
>bless me as I take this long and arduous journey to read this left wing helmet
> Born to shit, forced to wipe
>implying im going
I'm going to write HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I'd rather it say 'Death From Above,' but I guess the government wouldn't like that.
Born to Shit
>anyone who shoots at me is gay
.
We Wuz ROMANS
BORN TO SNEED
Revelation 3:9
'Two more weeks"
>real and straight
A sonichu medallion
“so much for the tolerant left”
TKD.
Christ is the Lord
Actually if I get drafted I'm going to write poetry for minorities in the Army, maybe start a communal garden and teach POC about intersectional feminism.
TKD
TKD
TKD
TKD
I don’t think I would be drafted, at least not into a combat role. Pretty sure there are better uses for aerospace engineers than a cannon fodder.
"The Porn Watcher of Kyiv"
Will drag you into some hospital if you get wounded.
kek
probably a saying that the EDL in my local area started
not because i like the EDL but its just a saying that reminds me of home
Hitler was right about the israelites
Biden Got 80 Million Legitimate Votes to Start WW3
>born to honk
Für Kaiser, Gott und Vaterland!
Nothing, because I wouldn't be going.
TBD
TAD
TKD
TND
War were declared?
What the frick is happening you are fricking idiots
why dont you answer that shit fricking shit of a post in its original wbsite
YOU GET INTO THE IMAGINARY POSITION OF GOING TO WAR AND YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT THE MOST FRICKING IDIOTIC THING ONLY A FRICKING IDIOT WOULD DO IN A FRICKING IDIOT MOVIE AND ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD PHRASE AND THATS ON THE FIRST GODDAMM POST AND ITS ON REDDIT
GODDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM
THIS MAKES IT
THIS FRICKING TRIGGERS ME
FRICK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmaoo Drink some Herbero, and call ambulance you may be having a stroke
you can’t write on your helmet…. you guys are so cringe just like reddit fr
what happens if you write on your helmet
"I joyfully await the exit, and hope never to return"
2 More Weeks
I’m shooting my foot off before I do shot for isreal you glowie israeli wiener sucker
"It's [insert politician's name] fault! "
"Nice shot. GG WP."
Where ever i go
I must rape
>BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FRICK Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
Black person killer 4000
>he is just model number 4000
1488 on the left and the SS on the other but not before I desert my unit and go freelance.
TRUMP 2024aACK!!
Pokiman wears thongs
"Oy vey its anuddah shoah"
third time's a charm
he/him
Soon to be “was/were”
BORN TO DOOT
Thot Patrol
born to piss, forced to shit
Born to shit, forced to wipe
we can be squaddies
I would be untouchable.
"i want to frick you sex sex sex"
Jordan canceled meeting with Biden tomorrow.
>habbening
Let me guess - Biden caught cold?
Just old enough to not get drafted under current rules.
But I would write Trending on greatness with a frown face. 2ptjj
"Hi mom, sorry for killing everyone in my unit, but i will chose death and sabotage over serving israelites"
I'm for real though, even if i don't get a weapon in my hands until i'm in the firefight, what the frick are they going to do about it? I can't be the only one who shoot every single US soldier in front of him when shipped from draft, there'd likely be dozens, if not hundreds of people like myself who plan to kill as many US soldiers as physically possible if drafted, so how do they combat this?
I know we wont have a gun in our hands while being transported, and likely be given one while being kicked off a truck/airplane, but they do know i'm just going to murder ever human in eyesight until i am killed right? Idk, seems risky to draft, i wouldnt do it if i was a government, id just let those israelite israelites die like they deserve. Greatest ally my ass.
>Pvt. Pyle did nothing wrong
POG lives matter
BUCK BREAKER
my helmet
"Bjorn 2 Shill"
I wont be going to any Wars you can just go to prison instead
there are no spaces left, don't you read the news? :^)
"the NWO planned this, stop killing each other"
"Frick Israel"
I have autism and a high IQ. They would shoot me full of Ritalin and make me place shit all over a war map like I'm playing starcraft.
>war we are declared
What
im not going to be drafted
simple as that
all draft dodgers will be forced to transition and put on a pretty dress then dropped behind the front lines to distract the enemy
-WHERE THE FRICK IS LUJAN!!
-do not step on snek!
-I fricked around and about to find out
-There are no crackers and cheese in hell Gromit!
I'd write "pls send help".
Qr code. Linking to a cute cat gif. Maybe they'll reconsider popping my skull when they see we have shared interests.
horse pussy
“Death to all israelites” and I’ll friendly fire every israelite the second I land foot in Israel
>Holocrib
Leeeeerrrooooyyy Jenkins
Allahu Akbar
"Heil Hitler!", of course.
Do we really need to keep giving plebs helmets? Helmets cost money. Pleb flesh is cheap.
Momma didn't raise no fool. 4 of clubs ofc.
>What would be written in your helmet?
Mit Gott für koenig und vaterland.
Listen Chad, your not a German/Prussian officer.
Your a German Nationalist in the United States, one of the most advantaged countries in the world. And not the Militaristic state of Germany <3
I'm actually puertorican.
Probably draw some stupid vegvisir or some other gay shit that I’ll be mocked for when my corpse is posted on some telegram channel
>What would be written in your helmet?
I won't write shit because I refuse to fight for the best interests of the anti-American globohomosexual cabal that rules over us and the israelite banksters on wall st.
Simple as.
Black person
"not my problem"
and refuse to fire even a single shot for the antichrist
NOT SURE
I wanna protect shotas if WW3 happens. I'll only handpick the cutest white and brown shotas. No poos or blacks because they are shit tier looking in all stages of life.
Imagine adapting a basement into a Shota Safe House with tons of cages to keep shotas protected from the evils of war. Just imagine the smell.
I'm just not gonna die for wall street, no matter what laws they pass
total officer death
Kingcobrajfs rules my pathetic life
I'd write the exact co-ordinates for every command asset, top secret facility, weapons cache and officer's barracks I knew. then get purposely captured so they could bomb the frick out of the brass and kill every israelite in command.
If you draft me, I will do everything I can to lose the war. you fricking degenerate porn loving heathens will never get me to fight for your evil cause, I'd rather die and be with my LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST and GOD THE FATHER! But that wont happen because I'm in my 40's and have a back condition so I'll enjoy watching GOD punish you on the battlefield. c(-:
Pic related is what you took from me, I will NEVER forgive you israelites for that. NEVER YOU israelite FRICKS!
This needs to be spread to any young man stupid enough to sign up to fight for a system that literally hates them.because of their gender.. I will literally stand in the recruiting line red pilling these men.
"They HATE you, more than you understand, and you want to fight for them? Do me a favor, come back and register only after spending a day in family court, I'll pay you $1000 if you come back after and want to still sign up!"
if only we could send them to manhattan family court...
live, laugh,love
"I couldn't bribe my way out of this."
>draw swastika on there
>oy vey
>get thrown out of the military
You have no chance to survive make your time.
IIIa nij cert. aramid
Waking suggestion, a kind of hypnosis you use on someone while they are awake. You place a suggestion into their subconscious mind like "when you buy this car" or "WWIII happens and you're drafted". You immediately follow up with a choice for the victims conscious mind to distract it from the suggestion you just planted in the subconscious mind...
Looks like this..
"When you buy this car, would you be interested in leather seats and extended warranty".
Or
"WWIII happens and you're drafted into a combat role. What are you writing on your helmet?"
Anyone doing this is trying to manipulate you and must be seen as an enemy right away. They do not care about you, they care about using you!
Know your enemy!
welcome to los angeles and have a nice day
733T
I am writing /misc/
So that my frens don't kill me.
>What would be written in your helmet?
PRESS
يضعط
A bullethole
I don't need a helmet
Black person
“Don’t shoot I’m horny!” Or “The price of foreskin”
I LUV 2 MURDER
Not here by choice
BORN TO MEME
TKD
Long Live Zion
Penis inspector
JDAM-proof
I’m not painting anything on my dick, I’m gonna put it in your little sister’s ass, and then make her suck it clean.
I dont think we would be allowed to write anything on our government issued helmets.
卐 israelite SLAYER 卐
PUSSY DESTROYER
I'm fragging the IDF the first chance I get. Frick a helmet morale scribble.
"Front towards enemy" but on the back.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Shoot the guy next to me instead.
TOTAL israelite DEATH
Born to be a goybot
world is an israel
Kill em all 2044
I am trashman
410,757,864,530 DEAD FEMOIDS
Its ok to be white
Nothing because I'm still sitting at home, I'll never be drafted
israelites tongue my anus
we know homosexual leaf, your leader is french. you would just surrender immediately
>you would just surrender immediately
Nothing to do with that, you're telling me you would willingly go fight in a third world war that defends Israel?
yeah. look at what I wrote on my helmet
NOT YOUR ZOGBOT
GAS THE israeliteS
TOTAL HOHOL DEATH
And a picture of Michiru
CORNDOGS AN MAYONNAISE
dubbies writes what I put in my snuggy team Wendy 3a+ helmet so get rolan
>richgay!
yes
I will deliver
>What are you writing on your helmet?
pic related, because Americans aren't going to go for the draft again.
>four of clubs
>path of light
Born to feel
IDDQD
"Born to shit, forced to wipe"
"I want to get off"
Space
"Mr bones wild ride"
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>Killed three officers, the drill sgt. And massacred my platoon]
>Still here for some reason
www.ihateBlack folk.com
DID SOMEONE SAY RAHOWA!?
burn to cum
"vvv SHOOT HERE vvv"
>I fragged my drill instructor and other officials and the homosexuals up top still sent me here.
Let's goooooo
>You're drafted
Yeah, I don't think so.
If WWIII happens then our leaders need to get the Nicholas the Second treatment.
"The moment you give me a gun I'm going to shoot you and run."
"Torquemada was right"
"Wishin' I was suckin' on Ma's breasts right now"
>drafted
Lol, they won't even make it past the bangalores
If you can read this I fumbled a grande and it's too late.
I don't have to wear a helmet since I wear a turban
talk the talk
Bad Goys 4 Life
pic rel or "Some assembly required." in case I get blown into million pieces
“transexuals are not real woman”
Ww3 is us killing homosexuals that keep posting this shit... Your time is short. Most of us are ready to kill, and you are a target. Nmp Black person
Going gaga up the zaza for gaza
A swastika of course.