lol when you resting for the night with nothing to do reading or jerking is the best there is. you could sharpen your knife or something but it is just sitting.
I think you missed the point. You don't need porn to jerk off.
2 years ago
Anonymous
ever try to jerk without it. it takes a while.
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah if /d/ doesn't have anything good I just fap to my imagination, seems like a you problem
2 years ago
Anonymous
oh God /d/. you need help.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No it doesn't, your porn addiction has just damaged your brain so it no longer functions normally, and you've been walking around with brain damage for so long you feel like it's normal.
2 years ago
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I wonder if it's an aphantasia thing. If you can't picture boobies, can you still jerk off without porn? The world wonders.
36,000milamp hour batteries are cheap and small. I can get like 5 to 6 charges off of mine. Easy enough to last you a week of low use. Factor in how some even come with a solar panel built in and you could probably get another charge out of it.
fricking zoomers. never realise your going to run out of battery. takes like 5-7 days to get back to camp from a LRP.
If you can't whack it without porn for a week you have a problem
lol when you resting for the night with nothing to do reading or jerking is the best there is. you could sharpen your knife or something but it is just sitting.
>not printing out the best nut-inducing pages from your doujins and carrying pages tightly folded in your wallet
I have some of their 10GA 3.5" turkey loads.
They're brutal, but very effective. The first time I fired one, I wasn't prepared phsyically and it felt like someone just punched me directly in the head.
#4 is still a man killer I've heard some people recommend it as the best for home defence because the more consistent pattern
If you can't whack it without porn for a week you have a problem
maybe it's because I explicitly try to disassociate from porn but I've never had too much trouble squeezing it without just gotta imagine your favorite shit
You people are just working yourselves up for disappointment. There’ll be no invasion, the PLA is way too corrupt to ever consider it. That’s why they’ve gone nowhere in decades, even with the huge modernization effort. They CAN’T and the leadership knows it. All they can do is propaganda. If they start doing serious, extensive training then you can start getting hyped. But for now they aren’t doing anything.
>They CAN’T
They've built the tools to try, it remains to be seen if they work >and the leadership knows it
Putin SHOULD have known his invasion of Ukraine wasn't going to work. Why do you think the CCP is any more transparent with it's flaws?
Russia has lost half of it's entire combat force and permanently hamstrung it's arms exports both because they'll need everything they can build and because their performance has been dismal. "Preventing Ukraine from selling Russia gas" (not oil, only gas is relevant here) may have been an initial goal for the three day special military operation, but we're on day 170. Any benefit Russia gains from preventing the development of the Donets gas basin is well past spent. And they only control about a third of the basin and Crimea, so if the war ends on the current lines they don't even achieve that small consolation prize.
everything is resources. Ukraine fricking with the pipeline is the whole problem in the first place. now Ukraine having its own oil to send fricks with Russian influence on Germany.
Gas sales to Europe (and especially Germany) is the source of Putin’s fabulous wealth and wealth of his circle of oligarchs. It’s also the foundation of his power structure which is based on soft power (money). Everything Russia has done in Ukraine in last decade has been 100% about protecting that gas trade, and the reason why the West has been doing what it’s doing over the same time period is to cut out Russia from that trade — specifically to crush Putin’s regime. It almost happened in 2014 but Putin’s quick invasion stopped it. But that was only a temporary solution Putin had to secure gas sales and it’ll always be threatened as long as Ukraine stayed in the Western orbit.
Uh, how?
You gonna come down through Russia? They have nukes.
Vietnam is under the Chinese antiship missile umbrella, and they already kicked the US's ass once.
Up through Burma? Another hostile nation.
Through India? good luck with the Himalayas.
Afghanistan? Already kicked the US's ass, and Iran would just love to backdoor an engaged American army.
With the Chinese able to sink any ship within 1000 miles of their coast, and with no land route, there will be no invasion.
US has practically no missile defense, so if we tried to invade China and got our entire Navy sunk, then China invading the US would at least be possible. Not that they'd do it.
>US has practically no missile defense
The densest and most advanced AA bubble in the world is an American carrier group. >so if we tried to invade China
Also not feasible because even if we eliminated China's navy entirely, there's a billion of the frickers. >and got our entire Navy sunk
That's silly. China has no counter to American SSNs and SSGNs. Unless you trickle carriers one by one into the Taiwan strait for every one of America's 11 CVNs. >then China invading the US would at least be possible.
American civilians possess more than 300 million firearms. China's total sealift capacity is a couple battalions. For the invasion of Taiwan they plan to use the Maritime Militia to zerg rush a narrow strait, they can't project that into blue water.
The aussies are such a paradox. One of the most authoritarian nations during lockdown but then their soldiers go out and do stuff like this. Weren't some of them also court marshaled for doing shoies out of some taliban fighters prosthetic leg?
may be apocryphal but spartan citizens had to ask for permission to leave the country and it was rarely given because they had a tendency to go wild outside of their highly structured society
the actual reason is aussies are still aussies even if their government took their guns and locked them inside they can still let loose
lmao, I came here to post exactly this very image, also works against the Turkish
Raid is best for roaches.
for that combat jerk
>10/10 in yurop
>paper magazines
>2024
It's going to be zoomers whacking it to futa doujins on their phones
fricking zoomers. never realise your going to run out of battery. takes like 5-7 days to get back to camp from a LRP.
If you can't whack it without porn for a week you have a problem
lol when you resting for the night with nothing to do reading or jerking is the best there is. you could sharpen your knife or something but it is just sitting.
I think you missed the point. You don't need porn to jerk off.
ever try to jerk without it. it takes a while.
yeah if /d/ doesn't have anything good I just fap to my imagination, seems like a you problem
oh God /d/. you need help.
No it doesn't, your porn addiction has just damaged your brain so it no longer functions normally, and you've been walking around with brain damage for so long you feel like it's normal.
I wonder if it's an aphantasia thing. If you can't picture boobies, can you still jerk off without porn? The world wonders.
36,000milamp hour batteries are cheap and small. I can get like 5 to 6 charges off of mine. Easy enough to last you a week of low use. Factor in how some even come with a solar panel built in and you could probably get another charge out of it.
at least a mortar is going to teach them not to bring a phone.
Just get one of those cheap e readers. If they don't have a backlight the damn things last forever.
>not printing out the best nut-inducing pages from your doujins and carrying pages tightly folded in your wallet
Plebs.
is it true that their eye orientation makes it hard for them to see patterns of horizontal stripes?
>There is a maxim about the Maxim gun
Heh
I wonder what Hiram Maxim would think about the fact his guns are still in sporadic service today.
just shoot their faces with this. wounding is more useful than killing.
I have some of their 10GA 3.5" turkey loads.
They're brutal, but very effective. The first time I fired one, I wasn't prepared phsyically and it felt like someone just punched me directly in the head.
picrel
#4 is still a man killer I've heard some people recommend it as the best for home defence because the more consistent pattern
maybe it's because I explicitly try to disassociate from porn but I've never had too much trouble squeezing it without just gotta imagine your favorite shit
as I said wounding is more useful than killing. a wounded man takes three men to take back. more hours of surgery. greater risk of infection.
Just hang pictures of Tiananmen everywhere and the troops will all be recalled for reeducation.
You people are just working yourselves up for disappointment. There’ll be no invasion, the PLA is way too corrupt to ever consider it. That’s why they’ve gone nowhere in decades, even with the huge modernization effort. They CAN’T and the leadership knows it. All they can do is propaganda. If they start doing serious, extensive training then you can start getting hyped. But for now they aren’t doing anything.
>They CAN’T
They've built the tools to try, it remains to be seen if they work
>and the leadership knows it
Putin SHOULD have known his invasion of Ukraine wasn't going to work. Why do you think the CCP is any more transparent with it's flaws?
invasion of Ukraine worked exactly to stop Ukrainian oil investments.
Russia has lost half of it's entire combat force and permanently hamstrung it's arms exports both because they'll need everything they can build and because their performance has been dismal. "Preventing Ukraine from selling Russia gas" (not oil, only gas is relevant here) may have been an initial goal for the three day special military operation, but we're on day 170. Any benefit Russia gains from preventing the development of the Donets gas basin is well past spent. And they only control about a third of the basin and Crimea, so if the war ends on the current lines they don't even achieve that small consolation prize.
>Preventing Ukraine from selling Russia gas
selling **Europe** gas, mb
The cost fallacy has been sunk.
everything is resources. Ukraine fricking with the pipeline is the whole problem in the first place. now Ukraine having its own oil to send fricks with Russian influence on Germany.
Gas sales to Europe (and especially Germany) is the source of Putin’s fabulous wealth and wealth of his circle of oligarchs. It’s also the foundation of his power structure which is based on soft power (money). Everything Russia has done in Ukraine in last decade has been 100% about protecting that gas trade, and the reason why the West has been doing what it’s doing over the same time period is to cut out Russia from that trade — specifically to crush Putin’s regime. It almost happened in 2014 but Putin’s quick invasion stopped it. But that was only a temporary solution Putin had to secure gas sales and it’ll always be threatened as long as Ukraine stayed in the Western orbit.
>invasion
Uh, how?
You gonna come down through Russia? They have nukes.
Vietnam is under the Chinese antiship missile umbrella, and they already kicked the US's ass once.
Up through Burma? Another hostile nation.
Through India? good luck with the Himalayas.
Afghanistan? Already kicked the US's ass, and Iran would just love to backdoor an engaged American army.
With the Chinese able to sink any ship within 1000 miles of their coast, and with no land route, there will be no invasion.
Blast the AShBM umbrella with Tomahawks until it goes away. Land in Shanghai.
>subsonic cruise missiles
I'm sure the J-20's will have such a difficult time with the few dozen submarine launched ones we can get off.
Vietnam loves the US
Please tell me you're baiting and not so stupid you think OP meant we invade China and not the other way around.
China invading America is even less realistic than vice versa, which is saying something.
US has practically no missile defense, so if we tried to invade China and got our entire Navy sunk, then China invading the US would at least be possible. Not that they'd do it.
>US has practically no missile defense
The densest and most advanced AA bubble in the world is an American carrier group.
>so if we tried to invade China
Also not feasible because even if we eliminated China's navy entirely, there's a billion of the frickers.
>and got our entire Navy sunk
That's silly. China has no counter to American SSNs and SSGNs. Unless you trickle carriers one by one into the Taiwan strait for every one of America's 11 CVNs.
>then China invading the US would at least be possible.
American civilians possess more than 300 million firearms. China's total sealift capacity is a couple battalions. For the invasion of Taiwan they plan to use the Maritime Militia to zerg rush a narrow strait, they can't project that into blue water.
Yes, sorry. Not only am I moronic I am very, very gay.
My dick
There will be chinese and russian peacekeepers in the US this century during the process of libtard removal
lolno
they're going to be too busy "peacekeeping" at home for the sake of their shitty regimes lol
The aussies are such a paradox. One of the most authoritarian nations during lockdown but then their soldiers go out and do stuff like this. Weren't some of them also court marshaled for doing shoies out of some taliban fighters prosthetic leg?
may be apocryphal but spartan citizens had to ask for permission to leave the country and it was rarely given because they had a tendency to go wild outside of their highly structured society
the actual reason is aussies are still aussies even if their government took their guns and locked them inside they can still let loose
Invasion of what? If war broke out in the Pacific, the Chinese would be starting on the defensive. They have no power projection to speak of
>Invasion of what
Peking.
>Three
>World
>Wars