Pimped Guns

Saudi Royal Guard has some pimp-tastic G3's.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    saudi royal prince also pays prostitutes to shit in his mouth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that is the general feeling Ben Wallace MP has about things as well.
      The things we do for money eh.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lucky fella

      https://i.imgur.com/037635R.jpg

      Saudi Royal Guard has some pimp-tastic G3's.

      look how undisciplined these fucks are

      >foot placement is sloppy
      >one of them is visibly fat
      >guy on the right is staring at royalty instead of maintaining his gaze
      >some of them are wearing different boots
      >sloppy as fuck beret on the front left guy

      I hope all of their heads were removed by sword.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the saudi military is intentionally kept incompetent + the traditional arab 'yeah i'm not gonna give any of my dudes the manuals lol'

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what manual?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The penguin should die already but really, it's just a part of a larger issue of white cultures forgoing traditional clothing in favour of mass produced Chinese sameshit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Back in the day, a matter as formal as a diplomatic mission called for a formal suit. Fine, be somber but don't dress like you're about to do an earnings call

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The manuals are all in English or Russian anyway

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the saudi military is intentionally kept incompetent + the traditional arab 'yeah i'm not gonna give any of my dudes the manuals lol'

        These fucks are all thrice removed cousins of the deputy assistant of second step-brother of the Mohammad Bin Salman`s maternal uncle from his fourth ex-wife side. They are utterly trustworthy and reliable.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Theres a reason their competent offensive force is entirely comprised of foreign mercenaries
        >be a despotic hellscape country
        >your only contribution is natural resources
        >your military is compromised totally of mercenaries and bottom barrel conscripts
        Kinda strange how many countries this applies to

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in a despotism if the military is good they will just stage a coup

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one says pimp anymore

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pimp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a black zoomer with license plates that read "POSIMP" a few weeks ago.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad they went for the chrome look. Gold isn’t suited for pimping out guns imo unless it’s filigree.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gold plated guns are only appropriate for warlords, despots, and drug lords. Otherwise it just looks tacky.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that form
    >that foot placement
    >that kindergarden color guard tier rifle handling
    >that motherfucker on the right that isn’t even bothering to stand properly with his boot jutting out
    >that fatbody near him looking near the camera

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a place like Saudi Arabia prestigious jobs like that are only given to people based on who they know or are related to

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of seeing doughy western diplo-douchebags all wearing the same suit. Like good for you, you can afford a Hugo Boss which is indistinguishable from an indochino special.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the His Majesty's Secretary of State for Defence. Then again, while he has his good days re: Ukraine, in that picture he is really just occupying the role of a sweaty arms dealer so maybe if the suit fits...

      Don't judge, we need the money.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't judge, we need the money.
        Maybe if we hadn't fallen for a Russian psyops we wouldn't need to whore ourselves out.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >implying the Brits selling weapons to Arabs is a new development
          Yeah it’s so awful that Britain has lead all of Europe in decisively supplying Ukraine with weapons and training. If only they had stuck with the EU they could still be pussyfooting around over a year into the very special military operation. Those crafty Russians really practiced 12D chess when they convinced the Brits to break rank with Brussels and ship weapons to Ukraine.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wholly unconnected things. Six years to think of a Brexit advantage and that is what you come up with? We did something we'd have done anyway and doesn't fall under EU competency. Bravo Nigel, bravo.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, we got to see Liz Truss fall on her arse and go down in history as the worst PM of all time, even under the guy who died before he could take the job.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Liz Truss
                She's become a trivia question: who was PM when QE2 died?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think she'll be known for this
                >Liz Truss Allegedly Sent Message To Blinken After Nord Stream Sabotage: “It Is Done”
                https://thewashingtonstandard.com/liz-truss-allegedly-sent-message-to-blinken-after-nord-stream-sabotage-it-is-done/

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >https://thewashingtonstandard.com/liz-truss-allegedly-sent-message-to-blinken-after-nord-stream-sabotage-it-is-done/

                >schizo boomer website
                >literally no source to the alleged text aside from Russian allegations

                Truss was a shit PM, but this is just sad vatnik cope. I cannot believe how shit the Russians are at propaganda. If you're a Westerner and you unironically believe this kind of thing, you should genuinely have a nice day.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                seek help

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lol go back to sucking off james o'brain you fucking gay.
              Fuck the EU.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Considering the fact that Germany was trying to sell the EU out to the chinks and vatniks, Breitling feels more justified by the day

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop capitalizing his majesty royalty isnt real saudis and brits royal families are both in red retard pedophiles

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess the royal guard doesn't have PT.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thailand

    Seriously though. What's the deal with tyrant, dictator and despot in shithole third world county and their obsession chromed pimped out guns?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever played any of the Tropico games? After a couple of hours you understand that lavish, golden trinkets are among the most important things there are.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They live for the drip

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Displaying money is displaying power is displaying superiority. It's human nature. Exceptions occur in democracies, as the need for pretending to be just like the voters overrides this. Instead you get subtler signs like very expensive clocks and very expensive suits, whose brands the fellow power guys recognize but the riffraff can't tell.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats with the potato peeler bayonets

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT ARE THOSE!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      manlet heels

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They look like the Oakley army boots

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Melted in the heat. He stood at attention for too long on a hot surface

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This photograph is like the anti-enlightenment version of The School of Athens

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Royal Guard
    Is the guy on the right bulking up to be a more effective human shield?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they don't have silver plated steel trigger groups
    Discarded

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