Pimped Guns Posted on March 2, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor Saudi Royal Guard has some pimp-tastic G3's.
saudi royal prince also pays prostitutes to shit in his mouth
I think that is the general feeling Ben Wallace MP has about things as well.
The things we do for money eh.
look how undisciplined these fucks are
>foot placement is sloppy
>one of them is visibly fat
>guy on the right is staring at royalty instead of maintaining his gaze
>some of them are wearing different boots
>sloppy as fuck beret on the front left guy
I hope all of their heads were removed by sword.
the saudi military is intentionally kept incompetent + the traditional arab 'yeah i'm not gonna give any of my dudes the manuals lol'
The penguin should die already but really, it's just a part of a larger issue of white cultures forgoing traditional clothing in favour of mass produced Chinese sameshit.
Back in the day, a matter as formal as a diplomatic mission called for a formal suit. Fine, be somber but don't dress like you're about to do an earnings call
The manuals are all in English or Russian anyway
These fucks are all thrice removed cousins of the deputy assistant of second step-brother of the Mohammad Bin Salman`s maternal uncle from his fourth ex-wife side. They are utterly trustworthy and reliable.
Theres a reason their competent offensive force is entirely comprised of foreign mercenaries
>be a despotic hellscape country
>your only contribution is natural resources
>your military is compromised totally of mercenaries and bottom barrel conscripts
Kinda strange how many countries this applies to
in a despotism if the military is good they will just stage a coup
no one says pimp anymore
I saw a black zoomer with license plates that read "POSIMP" a few weeks ago.
Glad they went for the chrome look. Gold isn’t suited for pimping out guns imo unless it’s filigree.
Gold plated guns are only appropriate for warlords, despots, and drug lords. Otherwise it just looks tacky.
>that foot placement
>that kindergarden color guard tier rifle handling
>that motherfucker on the right that isn’t even bothering to stand properly with his boot jutting out
>that fatbody near him looking near the camera
In a place like Saudi Arabia prestigious jobs like that are only given to people based on who they know or are related to
I'm sick of seeing doughy western diplo-douchebags all wearing the same suit. Like good for you, you can afford a Hugo Boss which is indistinguishable from an indochino special.
Thats the His Majesty's Secretary of State for Defence. Then again, while he has his good days re: Ukraine, in that picture he is really just occupying the role of a sweaty arms dealer so maybe if the suit fits...
Don't judge, we need the money.
>Don't judge, we need the money.
Maybe if we hadn't fallen for a Russian psyops we wouldn't need to whore ourselves out.
>implying the Brits selling weapons to Arabs is a new development
Yeah it’s so awful that Britain has lead all of Europe in decisively supplying Ukraine with weapons and training. If only they had stuck with the EU they could still be pussyfooting around over a year into the very special military operation. Those crafty Russians really practiced 12D chess when they convinced the Brits to break rank with Brussels and ship weapons to Ukraine.
Wholly unconnected things. Six years to think of a Brexit advantage and that is what you come up with? We did something we'd have done anyway and doesn't fall under EU competency. Bravo Nigel, bravo.
Well, we got to see Liz Truss fall on her arse and go down in history as the worst PM of all time, even under the guy who died before he could take the job.
She's become a trivia question: who was PM when QE2 died?
I think she'll be known for this
>Liz Truss Allegedly Sent Message To Blinken After Nord Stream Sabotage: “It Is Done”
>schizo boomer website
>literally no source to the alleged text aside from Russian allegations
Truss was a shit PM, but this is just sad vatnik cope. I cannot believe how shit the Russians are at propaganda. If you're a Westerner and you unironically believe this kind of thing, you should genuinely have a nice day.
lol go back to sucking off james o'brain you fucking gay.
Fuck the EU.
Considering the fact that Germany was trying to sell the EU out to the chinks and vatniks, Breitling feels more justified by the day
Stop capitalizing his majesty royalty isnt real saudis and brits royal families are both in red retard pedophiles
I guess the royal guard doesn't have PT.
Seriously though. What's the deal with tyrant, dictator and despot in shithole third world county and their obsession chromed pimped out guns?
Have you ever played any of the Tropico games? After a couple of hours you understand that lavish, golden trinkets are among the most important things there are.
They live for the drip
Displaying money is displaying power is displaying superiority. It's human nature. Exceptions occur in democracies, as the need for pretending to be just like the voters overrides this. Instead you get subtler signs like very expensive clocks and very expensive suits, whose brands the fellow power guys recognize but the riffraff can't tell.
whats with the potato peeler bayonets
WHAT ARE THOSE!
They look like the Oakley army boots
Melted in the heat. He stood at attention for too long on a hot surface
This photograph is like the anti-enlightenment version of The School of Athens
Is the guy on the right bulking up to be a more effective human shield?
>they don't have silver plated steel trigger groups