>permanently reduces your lifespan by a few months, because of extreme fear & strees
>haha, it‘s just a prank, relax dude
Pranking urban explorers in abandoned locations like that should result in the death penalty.
>permanently reduces your lifespan by a few months, because of extreme fear & strees
I mean just carry a gun, and it will result in a death penalty.
Easiest claim of self defense in my life.
This has probably happened like 3 times ever anon
>explore abandoned building
>shit pants and have a heart attack and die because of le scary paper mache monster man
don't be an "urban explorer" if you're a prissy little homosexual. simple.
Yeah, look at those fake hands. What are they gonna do break a nail? Just punch the queer in his stupid head.
Urbex is not PrepHole
Pranks are not PrepHole
Internet drama is not PrepHole
This thread is not PrepHole
Now tell that to the monthly "I smoke a pipe and happen to be outdoors sometimes" thread.
Don't pretend to be a janny. That's embarrassingly pathetic behavior.
>i am mad so i must insult you to feel better
Grow up. Urbex isn't PrepHole, it's /in/. That's the whole point of it. And smoking a pipe isn't any more PrepHole than drinking beer, reading a book or jacking off. Just happens that you've decided to do it while you're outside.
Read the sticky, newbie. We've had urbex threads on PrepHole since the first week.
And? Try to make a real point instead of sperging out.
The point is you don't get to decide what does and doesn't belong on this board, no matter how much you seethe.
>projecting
No matter how much you seethe, you going into buildings isn't PrepHole.
The fact that this thread wasn't deleted yet (despite your reports, I assume) is a proof that it belongs here. Checkmate.
Going into abandoned buildings is going PrepHole of your own house.
>going PrepHole of your own house
Fricking hell, is that the criteria for PrepHole now? That's awful.
>despite your reports
>Checkmate.
Pathetic neckbeard. I bet you think going to the gas station is PrepHole
u mad?
No, disgusted. It's like stepping in dog shit.
>he's dumb enough to answer rhetorical questions
kek, just as expected
>nuh uh i wasn't asking if you're mad i was stating you're mad
You're the moronic one, buddy. Re-read that and try again. Or just go buy some noodles and pretend you're PrepHole in a building again.
heh
>cosplaying larper gets his chest perforated by .45 ACP
>spends the last couple minutes of his life gasping for air and choking on his own blood like a literal ACK- meme
It's just a prank bro
Okay big man. You're so tough
You guys are the meme of making up a guy that doesn’t exist and then getting mad at him
Good thing it has literally never happened then
Absolutely shit take, OP.
Only charges should be trespassing
Shit puritan American meme. They all would realistically be naked.
God forbid some posts images on an image board
The point isn’t that you shouldn’t post images, newfriendo, the point is that you shouldn’t be postin’ cringe.
why did a completely inoffensive meme make you shit the bed like this? You really wish that the meme had them naked? Just watch gay porn dipshit.
thats not true
greek people were depicted naked in art but in reality were usually clothed. for example, soldiers are almost always naked. why would a bunch of soldiers be wearing no armor in like 100BC when armor has existed for millennia at that point?
also i dont think plato would want to walk around with a sunburned penis.
Battle in Greece was done naked
>t. Classicist
>soldiers be wearing no armor
Armour was expensive. Metal was hard to come by. Ancient Greece was the bronze age but that doesn't mean they had vast quantities of bronze to waste on war.
>not fully STALKER larping with rifle while exploring abandoned areas
Deserve it tbh
Iirc, didn't a dude die of a heart attack during their most recent owlman/clown pranks in the old church building?
>permanently ruin your life through asbestos and mold exposure and getting tresspassing on your record
Urban exploration is moronic
Also not taking anything with you from an abandoned place. Saw a video once of morons exploring some WW2 bunker where some medals in pretty decent shape lay about. One was worth a few K. Why not take it, if it is indeed an original you will make a nice profit. Their code is bullshit solely because they're already trespassing. Same goes for that one vide where they explore an epstein property in the UK. They find some antique muskets and pistol but don't take them... why?
because they're not black.
if it's the UK that shit is probably getting sent to burned, when the coppers size them.
best case scenario is the cops steal them.
Because if everyone took something, there'd be nothing for anyone else to see? They're not burglars or thieves.
You're the reason people keep trails and cool places a secret.
>They find some antique muskets and pistol
I wouldn't want to be trying to sell guns I got from the billionaire israeli spy who might have been assasinated to protect the names of even bigger fish. And then if the police catch on you get 5 years inside for carrying firearms and then the entire story becomes national news = you're fricked.
Either
>puts fake relics there for video views
Or
>doesn’t steal on camera because of culpability but definitely steals off camera
It’s like those videos where magnet fishers “find a gun and call the police” it never happened they buy a realistic air gun from the store, rough it up, and fake that they pulled it out of the river, call the cops and play stupid, and never get close enough of a shot for the viewer to realize it’s bs.
looks like somebody got pranked and didn't like it.
He should post the stream of him getting said startle
oh monke is trapped in clothing, million pity!
>slowly unzips
>GOOO AWAAAAEEEE
>i got scared when exploring the spooky abandoned building
>who could possibly have anticipated this
You're moronic and your kind is moronic.
>permanently reduces your lifespan by a few months
Not how it works moron.
tfw im scared because I'm almost out of scares. Only 35 more scares and i am going to die.
Because of this EXTREMELY COMMON occurrence i can no longer collect broken glass from city rubble. I estimate 35 years have been taqken out of my life from scares. I mostly blame my younger brother joshua, frick you joshua its not funny.
someone post the link FFS
if you get frightened by people in suits you are an idiot.
Theres no such thing as monsters
why is he sitting down like that doesn't he want to fight it
it's not even night time
This shit is so fake man. You would have to be so gullible to believe this acting
>tresspass somewhere
>there's a scary guy in the place you're tresspassing
>die
I will make the molech owl shit his pants
>hammerless
Get that meme shit out of here
>permanently reduces your lifespan by a few months, because of extreme fear & strees
Pussy LOL
I'd recommend against "pranking" modern Urbex guys...
More than a few of them pack heat. And not like, a little heat... I guess they see it as part of the larp.
Dumbest video ive ever fricking seen
Gayer than /gif/
Aren't you a tad too old to play soldier?
Careful not to get shot dead yourself, kid.
-regards
Yes, the only way is to keep silent on where you're going. It's not the haunted house that threatens your mindset, it's the idiot who heard you're going in (and who does not dare himself) who will jump-scare you on the way out. Avoid such enclounters even as a brave man.
>He doesn't larp as le ebin tacticool /k/omando when urban exploring
>He doesn't larp as a STALKER bandit when urban exploring
>He doesn't pack heat when urban exploring because of crackheads and squatters
>He doesn't bring a heavy tool for entering sealed doors
Four options present themselves for dealing with the issue. The fact that all of them are ignored means that you get what you fricking deserve.
I larp as a post apocalyptic cowboy exploring the deserted West. Down to the big iron and chaps.
You better have some spurs on your boots. Demons and homeless people fear the sound of spurs approaching their way.
God damn right I do. Straps to the inside.
Based beyond all mortal comprehension.
Have you considered running away after plugging the c**t? Say that the moment you fire, the cops are called. You have a good five to ten minutes to scoot, meaning you will be at the very least, half a mile away before they even arrive. Once they get there, and waddle their fatasses into wherever you were, they have to meticulously clear it, meaning you get another few minutes before they find the body. Once they find it, the evidence will be "we know gaybag McGee was killed with XYZ caliber ammo", and then they check the local cameras.
Is your face clearly visible?
Is your license plate visible (assuming you're moronic enough not to park a good ways away)?
Are there any cameras literally at all?
Half of murder goes unsolved my guy.
>have you considered planning a murder while you're supposedly taking an innocent urbex trip?
I always knew you people were nothing but criminal trash and now you've proven it
If I have to self defense someone to stay alive, and I get legally raped for it, I'm not going to stick around and talk to the cops. Moral law and natural law take precedent over judicial law, so if I do something morally acceptable, naturally rational, and illegal, I'm not turning myself in. Thankfully, it's never come to that though.
Now cope, seethe, mald, and dilate, bootlicker.
If you are on someone's property and shoot someone YOU are gonna become Jamal's personal soap-picker in the slammer. Comprende ese? YOU GONNA PICK UP DA SOAP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You know half of murder goes unsolved, right?
You know all of the punks violating my property get some lead shot diet? It's so effective it runs them into skeletons!
Alright internet tough guy. You've never been in a fight, and you've never been in a bad neighborhood. You won't do shit. People who do shit don't play pretend as macho men online.
Watch your attitude, young'n. Your father sure should have administered a few more stern talks and paternal whoopings.
>Alright internet tough guy
>Says the dude talking about ventilating a dude for scaring him with a Walmart costume
Lol
Lmao
Even
>Half of murder goes unsolved
Thats because half of murders are commited in shithole cities that more resemble wartime Iraq than a place in the US. Try that in a town/city with less than 75,000-100,000 and 9 times out of 10 you're getting picked up within a few hours
We're talking about urbex. Ya know, the places where there's no cameras, no witnesses, and a chance that the cops won't even be called until some kid finds the body a week later.
Pay attention not to be that body, kid.
>Ya know, the places where there's no cameras, no witnesses, and a chance that the cops won't even be called until some kid finds the body a week later.
These places do not exist outside places way out in the sticks. You saying I gotta go out in the middle of nowhere to do "urban" exploration?
Some of the cooler places are out in the middle of nowhere, like this one abandoned munitions plant I camp out at from time to time. However, places in the middle of towns and cities are often also completely unsupervised. There's an abandoned hospital and steel mill I've gone to a few times that are buried in what can be best described as 'the woods behind Walmart'. Very shallow woods with lots of thorns, no clear path in, and very busy parts of town nearby. None of these places have cameras in them, and the only cameras nearby are small shop security several blocks away. In other words, noone will know you're there unless you go out of your way to make it really, really obvious. You can fire off shots there, and no one would give a damn.
I want to put together an urban exploration pack. I have a very specific pack in mind, but it becomes a costly endeavor since it must have night vision binoculars and a drone. I don't know why it needs those things, just to fill space in this ideal pack of mine, mostly. And a shotgun. I don't live around any urbex areas, but that's the plan.
12 hours of decent torch light (4 hours on the eye-burning setting). I use it more in daily life than I thought I would, it's on my keys with one of those tiny Victorinox penknife keyrings.
yeah that's neat size weight rato. I have one of their older AAA's on my keyring. since you responded to my urbex bag post, I decided to go with dual hazard4 covert packs which are a very compact harness and will make me feel like that Splinter Cell video game character. I like their big foam bags but I realized that's overkill
you know what you're getting into going to places like this. if you're scared of a guy in moronic paper mache mask you're just a sissy. I've been to countless abandoned spots and the only time I've ever ran into a drugged out crazy person was when I willingly went up to a homeless encampment to take pictures because they had a crazy setup. A guy flew out of the tent in attack mode high on meth asking me to help him raid another tent for bacon.
tl;dr op is a homosexual and a coward
To all the anons saying to pack guns, I hope you're picking somewhere remote, because you will get ass-raped legally if you have to use it while tresspassing. If anything I'd reccomend OC spray and wearing a good outfit for sprinting
You read it here first. Everyone who does 'urbex' is actively planning and hoping to be able to murder you and get away with it.
It's not about exploration, it's about committing crimes and getting away with it. That is evidently their sole interest.
It's fun to get scared and then realize you are not in any real danger.
who the frick gets scared by these?