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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better than Mad Max by far

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, boring movie. The Postman was way better.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Havent seen it. Been to the Universal show though. It was fun

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How much for the little one?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The price will be never being able to recommend or bring up this movie in polite conversation despite it being incredible

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    never deserved to be shit on as hard as it did.

    waterworld is due a "redemption arc".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >waterworld is due a "redemption arc".
      They acknowledged the Ulysses Cut by including it on the bluray. That's pretty big.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Ulysses Cut
        explain

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Extended Cut

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The theatrical cut was heavily cut down, they edited out a lot of the less actiony scenes to give it more of a blockbuster feel. But then when they were re-cutting it for TV they had to cut it down again, because a lot of the actiony scenes were too violent for the censors. So to pad out the runtime and compensate for those missing action scenes they edited back in a lot of what they'd edited out of the theatrical cut. The Ulysses Cut is a fancut consisting of the theatrical version, including all of the action scenes that didn't make the TV cut, but also including all of the extra stuff they put into the TV cut.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What are the changes that are noticeable? I know a ton was cut to make it shorter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing major, the story beats are mainly the same, it's the same story. Just a lot of scenes are longer, or interstitial scenes are included that flesh out the characters better, make the movie move more smoothly from one plot point to the next instead of jumping around.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All those years watching and enjoying it on tv I was really surprised to find out it got shit on so much on release

      Main problem was that Costner released a shit cut into theaters that made it look much worse than it was. Any movie would look bad if it was butchered that way.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    costner is in my top 5 favorite actors and there is nothing you can say to stop me

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >smoking 40 packs a day on floating scaffolding
    kek.
    >le global warming melted the icecaps
    double kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >le global warming melted the icecaps
      Sauce? (even though we all know you made it up)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it in the opening text crawl thing?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Isn't it in the opening text crawl thing?
          There's no text crawl in Waterworld.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Isn't it in the opening text crawl thing?
          There's no text crawl in Waterworld.

          Its just a voice over that says in the future the ice caps melted covering the earth in water

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >planet is literally covered in water
    >some people evolve gills
    hating them is so dumb, tbh I would be jealous and worship them like gods. They are literal Ubermensch in that world

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      success breeds jealousy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      was this aquamensch superpower even exploited well in the movie? They still kept fighting on water skis.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No. He he uses it to dive down and get garbage from the cities, but the humans won't trade with him, so it's worth frickall.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably written by someone who doesn't get racism. Then again the whole gill thing was written by someone who doesn't understand natural selection so yeah.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Id make friends and try and fit my penis in their gill holes

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one of the most comfy actors to ever exist. 3 hours of pure comfy-ness and being able to completely forget a shitty real world exists outside the movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its unbelievable to think that this was his first films as a director. The main theme was Pope John Paul II's favourite piece of music.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m making le serious faces into the camera
    >I’m a heckin actor

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >p-p-p-PAAAAPER

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's so fricking boring frick off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >marvelslop brainlet angry that people like a thirty year old movie

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pic unrelated

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    embarassing libtard alarmism

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit film, but it would make for a truly fantastic MMORPG

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    with Hollywood recyclying the impossible, how has this not been remake? it's just waiting for a modern adaptation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Telavivan executives have zero interest in promoting anything associated with Kevin Costner.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All those years watching and enjoying it on tv I was really surprised to find out it got shit on so much on release

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, believe it or not, theatrical standards were higher back then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They shit on "The Postman" too, release that today with literally any brown person in the lead role and it's guaranteed Oscar material.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The problem was the budget made expectations super high. They spent over $200 million at a time when it was still rare for movies to have a $100 million budget. Today it would all be done with green screens and cgi but looking back, I think we can all appreciate the practical effects today.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which boggles my mind. How can they make such trash like Disney with like a 400 mil budget

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because disney movies' budgets go like this: 200 million $ spent on marketing, 50 million $ to pay Robert Downey Jr., 100 million $ for everyone else's salaries, whatever is left is used for production costs.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a bit larger

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    T-They killed Chuck by that mistake?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was great, but the soundtrack was hot trash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dennis Hopper should have had more of a role. But he owned what he was given

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the soundtrack is amazing you giganiger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, easily the worst part. Sounds like John Williams but more generic.

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