Let's discuss *tiny* SHTF bunkers

*parks car on top of your schizo shelter*
Ooops, sry, lol!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it's going to smell like shit all the time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      once I pooped with the door open and it made my entire apartment smell like shit for hours.imagine the smell with a whole group of people

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diet problems.
        Corn syrup boy. the memes write themselves.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the effects of eating goyslop. Post your man breasts ya lardass

          https://i.imgur.com/PxLtvxw.png

          A
          GOYSLOP
          MOMENT

          are you gays really gonna pretend your shit doesnt stink?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the effects of eating goyslop. Post your man breasts ya lardass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you have heater or AOC? Once it cycles that'll all blow away.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        people would either throw me out the shelter when i would dumb a shit there or run away

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        aaameeeeriiiicaaaaa

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >apartments....

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Hispanic countries weren't shit the immigration would be unnecessary.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Member the Titan cheap submarine that got lost?
        Yea I think about that a lot
        > the fat kid HAS to take a shit
        what do you do?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A
        GOYSLOP
        MOMENT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot. i'm imagiging my wife having to take a greasy spread with everyone having to watch and smell

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie…

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't live with a woman
          >incel post

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      itll turn into a fun dominance game in days

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d lay a yard o’ cable in that bowl and make it wish it never existed. Then I’d eat all the freeze dried pop tarts and dip in for round 2 with no curtain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like shit and burnt out dicky ALL the time. Mom and son are gonna have to watch dad go to town on the daughter. NO choice but to watch

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone needs to kill you soon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Personally I'm taking my chances outside with the bombnadoes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Who the frick puts the septic tank inside the building like that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is one of the few insurmountable factors that has led me to prep solely for myself
      >hurr someone will steal your supplies!!!
      someone will *receive my *poisoned supplies

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the pasta about that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it this one?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats the one!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=vbv0woYnIsvJJIJp
      Remember nukes are fake schizo There is no fallout just a meme https://youtu.be/YABp9DqoOlg?si=lX6MpHMA6VcbRTNu

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro why not make it four rooms? These things are family bomb shelter right? Have same decency

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not supposed to live in it long term. I think two weeks is the maximum, and I mean longest, they're designed to hold people.

      It's supposed to just keep you safe until the bombs finish falling, and of radiation, until the worst wears off.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well thank god you clarified what you meant by MAXIMUM

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What I recall from nuclear fallout scenarios suggest you only really need to stay sheltered for a few days depending on prevailing winds and blast locations

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ofcourse a degenerate swede wouldnt be able to apreciate carefulness in language. Frick you dude

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >an American acting like my timeline is worse than his
            >literal dutch homosexual calling me a degenerate
            The irony
            Listen pillow biter, “maximum” doesn’t need clarification or “carefulness of language”. You don’t need to explain that you mean a lot when you say maximum because you can’t get bigger than maximum. Maximum means it has reached its full potential. So when you say Black folk ruin everything you make sure to express that you don’t mean ALL Black folk? Oh you don’t use that word do you? Because you’re a homosexual

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              dumb Black person alert. Don't remember when i last spoke to an anon who is so oblivious to what's happening and being said in front of them lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphinus
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cowherd_and_the_Weaver_Girl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you can't tell from the image, this guy has built this for himself, and he's bragging to his family about how he will survive down here for a long time after they're dead

      the middle child is crying and the two females are consoling him and saying "daddy doesn't mean it, you know he says things when he's drunk that he doesn't mean."

      meanwhile, they all laugh at him and call it the "fart room" when he's not around. no one takes his apocalyptic claims seriously, but aside from these yearly forced "hang outs in the fart room" it mostly serves as a storage unit.

      let me know when a gpt can generate this level of shitpost so I can retire.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        10/10

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dad fricks his wife and daughter-wife, while they all eat the son.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Supreme

        Probably uses it as a gooning chamber while he fantasizes about destruction and post-apocalyptic goon sessions

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is that a bad thing though? Post-apocalyptic goon sessions are kino. Remember that Japanese poster on PrepHole who described gooning during an earthquake and feeling like he's fricking the earth? Blessed are those who will know that feeling.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This hit better than a cup of coffee in the morning.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just build your whole house underground?
      Or maybe half above ground, half underground.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        mold & energy loss due to solid contact

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's called a basement. Lots of houses have them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the bomb shelters for the wealthy?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who gets to rape who first

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rape you
      then you rape me
      then we exfiltrate from the bunker, hold hands, and rape everyone we find...together.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and people say the apocalypse can't be romantic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw love CAN bloom on the battlefield

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really, this contextualized all the Mad Max films as hippy takeovers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zombie movie where the survivors staryed raping the zombies who then start running from the rapists. You start to feel sorry for the zombies as these 2 wild cats go around raping them.
        Id watch it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still a better love story than Twilight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rape you
      then you rape me
      then we exfiltrate from the bunker, hold hands, and rape everyone we find...together.

      Beautiful. Nature is healing.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you get out if the bomb collapses the house on top of your entrance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, the first thing you do upon digging a shelter is dig a secondary escape shaft. That pic is absolutely rarted.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        be sure to note the location of the secret escape shaft into the blueprints for the contractor that will build it for you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's more of a we will die as a family thing anon. I could wrong. But either way I'm way to Claustrophobic for that tiny room. The plan should be to have someone park car running directly above room with hose from exhaust from car directly to room. Super peace full, if you prefer not eating a bullet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We will shit as a family.
        We will smell as a family.
        We will die as a family.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think it's more of a we will die as a family thing anon.
        That was my take too. Either everything blows over and you just come back or normally or shtf and you realise you're never coming out and get the opportunity to say goodbye to each other and get a relatively peaceful death.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have a shitty little tin shed in your garden that it's under, so you can get it off even if it comes down.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need multiple hidden entrances. For example, one in your basement and one in your back yard.

      Have a shitty little tin shed in your garden that it's under, so you can get it off even if it comes down.

      This is a good idea for a second entrance.

      https://i.imgur.com/O32sVrO.jpg

      so like 6 hours of euro shits?

      >55 per week
      >55 / 7 = 7.9 per day
      >24 - 8 = 16 waking hours
      >16 / 7.9 = 1 shit every 2 hours
      Post data sauce or it didn't happen. No fricking way a human bowel can do that, even on the purest Italian wholegrain diet.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know what a car jack/lift is? Onionsboy.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many shits do you think it will take to fill that backpack sized tank?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 mutt shit or 5 european shits

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so like 6 hours of euro shits?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that pic
          per capita? lmao this pic is moronic

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            did you or did you not post this from the toilet?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick is going on in the west?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          who the frick shits 7 times per day?
          who the frick shits only once or twice per week?
          anything thats not between... idk 5 and 14 or something seems really fricking weird to me.
          I'd say I'm about 9-10ish maybe, like usually 1 shit per day, sometimes 2.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the countries with more non-european migrants shit more times per day

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >euroshits

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 week tops

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        patrick?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty normal stuff

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Afghanistan or Afghans?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would bet diabetes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The foot ate the toes?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ngl, must be nice not to have to trim your toe nails.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diabetes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      THEY WILL BLOW THEIR BRAINS OUT BY THEN...THIS STUFF IS SO FRICKING moronic...IF THINGS GO TO SHIT YOU REALLY THIN YOU'LL HIDE IN THAT THING FOR A FEW WEEKS, MONTHS, YEARS ETC. THEN RE EMERGE WHEN? WHEN Black folk AND ARABS HAVE TAKEN THE STREETS?

      FRICKING AMERICANS ARE SO STUPID...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      me id overflow the tank first thing when we went down there after eating 2 whole taco bell beefy 5 layer value boxes

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha, sorry kids, looks like it's time to take a big dump again!
    >let me just pull the curtain so you don't have to see any of this
    >Oh, it's a big one! BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST IT'S TEARING MY butthole APART BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
    >KIDS I THINK I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT THIS TIME AAAAARGH BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
    >IT'S SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE, THE CURTAINS DO NOTHING BRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
    >*flushing noises*
    >wew, somebody light a match please haha

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DAD NO NOT AGAIN
      >AAAACK

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahahahahaha!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh oh, daddy was hungry for an egg and onion sandwich again but it never quite digests right. Big gassy poopoo inbound.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UhImg0v.gif

      >DAD NO NOT AGAIN
      >AAAACK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boomer humour

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is everything so fricking big? Have we really been that israeliteed by shrinkflation?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and what happened to Chun King, slop? I am sure it all went downhill after they disappeared.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mazel tov!
          >bitcrunched hav nagara plays

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "More diabetes please grandma!"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically $50 in groceries.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have an updoot you made my night

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Oh, it's a big one! BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST IT'S TEARING MY butthole APART BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAA

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nicely readable fingerprint

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What game is he playing?
        Looks fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP DAD I'M MAKING A HEARTFELT FAREWELL VIDEO FOR TIKTOK I HAVE 1% BATTERY LEFT NOOOOOOOOO

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Give it here son, I got a microphone hooked up to a voltage regulator and am feeling a big one coming, this next fart will be enough to charge your phone all the way up to 100%. Here it goes!
        >DAD NO IM LIVE STREAMING
        >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
        >*Ding!* "Phone battery fully charged"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      trying not to snicker and failing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually taking a shit right now and e-girlng

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      blessed post

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UhImg0v.gif

      >DAD NO NOT AGAIN
      >AAAACK

      lfmao I cried

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you can't tell from the image, this guy has built this for himself, and he's bragging to his family about how he will survive down here for a long time after they're dead

      the middle child is crying and the two females are consoling him and saying "daddy doesn't mean it, you know he says things when he's drunk that he doesn't mean."

      meanwhile, they all laugh at him and call it the "fart room" when he's not around. no one takes his apocalyptic claims seriously, but aside from these yearly forced "hang outs in the fart room" it mostly serves as a storage unit.

      let me know when a gpt can generate this level of shitpost so I can retire.

      These posts are extremely high quality.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol read like a fricked up Calvin and Hobbes panel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking crying, this is why I keep coming back to this shithole.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great collage anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blessed thy screencapper estonianon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a fricking upvote/downwote extension you cringelord?
        Go back

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmaooo you don't know what the frick it is
          What a fricking newbie. Shut the frick up before you embarrass yourself any more

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >German Humour
      >Shit
      Every fricking single time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my sides

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Ron Perlman?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone shows up and opens the hatch
      >haha, sorry kids, looks like it's time to take a big dump again...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has anyone seen my rich girlfriend Penny?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How come Austrians have a sense of humour but Germans don't?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Final screenshot

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One cot for entire family
    >Single toilet in the middle of the room
    >No water
    >Gun far from reach

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couch folds down. Kids sleep feet to feet and whine about being kicked all night

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not the dad. that's me, i sleep with all of them

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >having to listen to your mom, sister and dad piss and take a shit for several week
    >when the shittank is full its over and they have to shit into plastic bags and piss into empty bottles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when the shittank is full its over and they have to shit into plastic bags and piss into empty bottles
      Half of PrepHole won't even notice the apocalypse has happened.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        practice makes perfect

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, the bunker only lasts 2 weeks, I've basically been in it for 3 years

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not getting back at them by loudly pleasuring yourself at night
      Ngmi

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    poo next to food.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dad convinces family nuke is coming.
    Family goes into bunker.
    Dad removes ladder
    Dump in some smoke bombs
    Seal the hatch
    Nothing personal honey

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He built a brap chamber for his hostages

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kids wake up at night
    >see the toilet curtain is closed and it seems like someone is taking a dump there
    >they look around and notice that both of their parents are asleep next to them
    >they look back at the curtain
    >there is definitely movement behind it
    >they look at each other and back at their parents, then back at the curtain
    >their breath hastens
    >their bodies paralyzed from fear
    >the toilet water suddenly flushes, the dark figure behind the curtain stands up
    >the kids are like deer in the headlights, they want to scream and wake their parents, but their bodies are paralyzed
    >the curtain opens
    >it's Joe Biden
    >"Where am I?"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the curtain opens
      >it's Joe Biden
      >he looks at the kids
      >says "its chocolate chocolate chip"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      those are biotoilets they dont flush you shit into a bag with litter or woodchips

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MFW I thought it would be Saddam

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saddam Hussain was lighting in a bottle (or Saddam Hussain in a hole?). It will never be replicated.

  15. 3 months ago
    asda

    These fricking coffins are hilarious.

    I've been inside an actual doomsday bunker. Let me just dispel any notion you have of surviving an actual global catastrophe in one of these things. You are 100% fricked.

    100%

    Actual bunkers are fricking massive. They have huge air systems. Foot thick steel and leaded doors. The entire complex has its own suspension to keep it from collapsing and burying you alive during bombings. They are located in very specific regions. They have huge CO2 scrubbers and water recycling systems. Its so far beyond anything you've ever seen its insane.

    Your shitty hole in your backyard is a complete fricking joke and won't save you. Just want to make that perfectly clear before you go and waste your money on a glorified coffin.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot this ain't reddit ya homosexual, with your gay ass "well akshually" post, and even gayer reddit spacing. Frick off homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but your ultra pro doomsday bunker is actually worse, why? because even noobs like you know about it.

      • 3 months ago
        asda

        >but your ultra pro doomsday bunker is actually worse, why? because even noobs like you know about it.

        Yeh bro Im part of a super exclusive club that has access to secret underground bunkers. Me and literally anyone else with $20 and a Saturday afternoon. Fricking idiot kraut.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you do realize they know the titan missiles were targeted directly and are not doomsday survival bunkers ?
          they are fire first and be forgotten installations
          the crew is not granted survival for their deed of pushing the button before the soviet nuke dents their roof
          neither were they to wait with missile go for after the soviet nuke activated above their heads

          • 3 months ago
            asda

            >the crew is not granted survival

            Bro I've been to this thing. Its built to last and sustain its crew of 4 for decades with zero contact from the outside world. You don't know what you are talking about as usual.

            > the reason they were built so sturdy is only to create a long lasting udnerground structure that doesnt turn into a maintenance mess after a couple of years building structures underground and surrounding them with ground is not the same as building surface structure

            Just further proving my point about your shitty cargo container "bunker" being a viable survival shelter.

            posting about your bunker online the feds have your location now tard boy

            Any intelgays reading this thread, you may wanna disappear this chatty kathy.
            Cuz 100% he's told this to more serious guys at his local bar or gay bath-house, and they'll remember him once shtf.

            Its a fricking museum idiots. Literally any jackass can go in and see it. Pretty sure everyones known about it since the 1960s.

            https://www.youtube.com/@titanmissile

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bro I've been to Colorado Springs!
              Yeah guess what most missile sites will be entirely destroyed in a real nuclear exchange.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Targeting these wouldn't be tactically sound because they're built far away from population centers. The deactivated ones are even more dumb to target with nukes. You can buy one or a membership for less than that Utah goober built his own for.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          secondly the reason they were built so sturdy is only to create a long lasting udnerground structure that doesnt turn into a maintenance mess after a couple of years
          building structures underground and surrounding them with ground is not the same as building surface structures

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/RmWK6Jo.png

        These fricking coffins are hilarious.

        I've been inside an actual doomsday bunker. Let me just dispel any notion you have of surviving an actual global catastrophe in one of these things. You are 100% fricked.

        100%

        Actual bunkers are fricking massive. They have huge air systems. Foot thick steel and leaded doors. The entire complex has its own suspension to keep it from collapsing and burying you alive during bombings. They are located in very specific regions. They have huge CO2 scrubbers and water recycling systems. Its so far beyond anything you've ever seen its insane.

        Your shitty hole in your backyard is a complete fricking joke and won't save you. Just want to make that perfectly clear before you go and waste your money on a glorified coffin.

        You can buy a NBC Air Filtration system though?
        These Bunkers are find if your not directly at the blast zone, which typically is at city centers. But they could work. Why do you think they are underground? So the blast goes over them....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I was thinking about the oxygen part as well. The only reason you'd want a bunker of this type is a nuclear war and op's one is clearly inadequate when it comes to that level of protection

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe hurricane?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most houses have a functional concrete basement

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            People with basements can afford better than these ghetto bomb shelters. These are for ranch house owners

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Actual bunkers are fricking massive. They have huge air systems...
      With enough poo, you can clog anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Actual bunkers are fricking massive. They have huge air systems. Foot thick steel and leaded doors. The entire complex has its own suspension to keep it from collapsing and burying you alive during bombings.
      They're made to withstanfd a direct hit.
      If you're fairly far from th blast you can literally up your chances or survival by digging a fricking trech in your garden, so one of these will serve you well in such a situation.
      Although realistically you're getting murdered by the elderly mormon couiple you acidentally mentioned it to for a few tinned beans to see them through the brief window between getting irradiated and shitting their intestines out.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prepping is part of mormon culture. If you think the bombs are falling, hurry up and convert so you can get intel to raid their shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are only massive because they suspect to be directly targeted with weapons in an attempt to take out vital parts of the military structure

      civilian nuclear shelters do not need that level of hardening unless they are directly placed in level 0-1 zone of a direct target

      civilian shelters are supposed to store food for one month or two, provide accomodation for number of inhabitants and provide distance from the surface in an event of increased radiation so the inhabitants of the shelter stay inside normal radiation exposure levels obviously they also have fresh air filtration and one way waste air exhaustion, two tanks one for freshwater ideally connected to the mains so that it can be filled right before the shit hits the fan and another tank that stores the shit that hits the fan

      you dont have hardened overpressure protection and penetration armor because if you need that it would mean you are in a zone that is utterly fricked what the frick are you doing there, and or you are a billionaire who absolutely has or wants to be in that area when the happening and doesnt give a frick to pay a couple of tens of millions to some clandestine contractor that builds six feet thick corncrete holiday resorts 20 feet underground

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      posting about your bunker online the feds have your location now tard boy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any intelgays reading this thread, you may wanna disappear this chatty kathy.
      Cuz 100% he's told this to more serious guys at his local bar or gay bath-house, and they'll remember him once shtf.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make a super fancy hole to climb in to after you and your rich friends ruined the whole goddam thing. Mycelium do your thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      these bunkers can be got into in five minutes. You don't always have advanced notification.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/pAZCyCZ.png

      You forgot this ain't reddit ya homosexual, with your gay ass "well akshually" post, and even gayer reddit spacing. Frick off homosexual.

      This whole thread is hilarious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're just selling you the idea of catacombs to start developing it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holes in the ground work perfectly against bombings and arty you absolute mong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is true but that's only if you insist on living somewhere you expect to be within 50-100 miles of a nuke. otherwise you're fine with a farmhouse in a valley.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is obviously for a few days or weeks tops, it's not meant for a direct nuclear blast either. It would however survive being a few km outside of the blast location.

      It needs a safer hatch which is able to ignore debris covering it, this would make it a much more suitable blast/fallout shelter which you could wait out the shortest lived isotopes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a fallout shelter, not a bunker you fricking moron.

  16. 3 months ago
    SAGE
  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Power goes out for any reason ever
    >Dad rushes us all to the brap bunker
    >Spends the next 6 hours repeatedly having nervous smelly shits
    >In the morning we find out a pylon just came down in the storm
    >Dad still goes "Phew, thank goodness we were safe in the bunker"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my sides are in orbit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like stank goodness amirite?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is sadam?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    schizo bunker
    >wife and kids

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wife and kids
      But not his

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A real schizo would dig at least four emergency exits.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's why my shelter will have a pickaxe and shovel in it, I can just dig up through one of the walls

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >schizo shelter
    lel i prefer the fart chamber

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually this may be some super rich white privilege shit, for when joggers come knocking at you gated door community mansion. Be like, Sally, get Billy and Lisa, and head to the hideout,ill be there after o lock the safe type shit. Eh.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a large bomb detonated by their shelter, wouldn't they suffocate?

    You can't breathe in a fire. It causes the air to rise.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gun falls off and hits head
    Ow!

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question. Why not plumb the shitter into a septic tank with a drain field?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1) It's really deep so theyd have to dig and install that septic system really deep ($$$$$)
      2) Its really deep so it could be at or below the water table

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick am I going to have sexy time with my vietwifu, when the fricking ricecraka kids are listening to my swarthy grunting as I fill my yellow beast full of my man googe.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >disaster plugs up stove exhaust
    >everyone inside goes to sleep and never wakes up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      best possible outcome

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought it was stupid to have these in your garage, what if the storm moves your car enough to where the entrance gets blocked and you have no way out?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >builds a shed over the entrance
    woah fixed! op is a homosexual

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, there is no way I'm ever crawling into a hole in the ground with a single entrance just to get trapped like some sort of chilean miner.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh snap has somebody checked the underfloor area for saddam hussein ?

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have a toilet but no water and no food?

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jeetshill can't read diagrams
    Or is this military code comms to attack the elite bunkers tonight?

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could
    literally just add 2 feet to one side and wall in the toilet into a corner

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could, but why?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    also that tank under the toilet holds at maximum 4 dumps
    t. camper blackwater tank installer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The portable shitters that sit directly on a small tank is like a week for me, looks about the same size. Family of four? 2 days of shitter

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Build it under a graveyard.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whole family sitting in the warmth in a cramped room and taking turns shitting behind a shower curtain as the warmth enhances the aroma. Sure is great to hide in the bunker, dad. Are you sure the nuclear war is happening, dad? Did you take your meds, dad?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course the only food in the bunker will be pic related.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Raiders steal cement truck and fill your shelter up while your family screams in horror. AR 15 can't shoot through the downpour of cement.

    Lol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Raiders build large brushfire over your air intake and either wait for you to die in the gas chamber you've built yourself, or until you and your family crawl out and you watch your wife and children be stripped and enslaved before they put one in your skull
      gg

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot, but where is Saddam Hussein?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Biden economy so bad people living in septic tanks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least they're vaxxed, so they have that.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    people can just flood this. there was a standoff with cops and islamic terrorist here in my province years ago. the terrorist holed up in an abandoned mine. what the authorities did is pump water from a nearby river and flooded the tunnel. the entrance was covered up with logs and they waited for 24 hours for good measure.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Builds doomsday shelter
    >Tells the world that it exists
    Why are people this stupid?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are people this stupid?
      It's not a doomsday bunker moron.
      >1.4m views
      >part 7

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imma build a bomb shelter roughly the size of a closet with the shitcan right out there in the corner
    And in this way WW3 will cleans the globe of sub 90 IQs.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't tell your wife about it you can still live in your house and come out when she goes to work. Or you can tell her about it and get divorced and not live in either.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My wife works as an OnlyFans model. That won't work for me.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would you want to survive a doomsday? You come out of your brap bunker and everything looks like The Road. Nah. I’ll take the nuke or whatever to the face please.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In your case Sven, that'd be in improvement. Question is, why would you want to survive your current timeline?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you?

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >patent pending
    How can this stupid shit can get patent? There is nothing original.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AFAIK, you can try to patent anything, but even if you get the patent, it still means nothing unless you're willing to spend the money to defend it in court. Many find the expense of a patent not worth it. You're better off getting to market quickly and sell, sell, sell.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought so. Only big pharma and other big companies would patent their things then.
        For the shitty bunker, I guess it's more for marketing purpose.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the topic of nuclear war
    https://pastebin.com/a0Uf1ve7

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see the bombnados

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BTW, someone made one of these, its not just a meme img anymore.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely one could add a closet/cabinet for the toilet, at least. Should the rest of the family have a sing-along when you pull the shower curtain around your shitting? That's almost as bad as putting a shit bucket in front of the only porthole on a "sub" whose sole purpose is to gaze upon the Titanic.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no shower

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wipes. We're not wasting water on no god damn shower.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine the smell after two months of four humans eating fricking canned food or military rations, the scent is so repulsive going outside seems like a good idea

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I plant bushes around it or put some fake foliage on the door trap, you wouldn't even know its there.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if the house collapses right in top of the entrance/exit then you're fricked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You live in America. Grab enough ammo to shoot your way out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, seems like an obvious weakness to me.
      I'd want at least 2 exits spaced at least a few dozen meters apart, as well as the hatches being lifted by hand-cranked hydraulics that are rated to lift several tons, so a car or a bit of rubble on there wouldn't be a problem.
      If your entire house collapses on there well you're still fricked, but you cant plan for everything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, you'll eventually be rescued by the dudes looking to make your wife and daughter into war brides

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just open the hatch

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not even a complete israelite crime tunnel
    Darwin, do your thing.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's also too small, sitting in that shit for over 24 hours is going to become painful for your ass let alone an entire apocalyptic war

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you find one of those shelters, here's what you do. You find the air intake of the ventilation system. Then you wait for nightfall when the inhabitants are most likely to sleep, and make a good ol' fire right on top and around of that air intake. Keep it going good and nice, if needed for a few days.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not doing that to small shelters, I'll try it if I find an elite bunker

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forget it. They'll probably have surveillance and security systems in place, several intakes, several exits etc.

        No, those private shelters is where the loot is at. Frick those frickers for having more money than me and being able to afford a shelter. Why should their wealth have any meaning after shtf?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They'll probably have surveillance and security systems in place, several intakes, several exits etc.
          Yes but think of the loot. Worth the risk, you would be a warlord ruling the wastelands.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You could always go back to Syria Ackmed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure my government as well as yours has plans in place to safeguard their precious brown people against all ills while leaving us out there to rot.

            Hans, look if you find an elite or government bunker you need to call ghe lads in with water sand and limestone. Fill it in grout up the cracks, move to the next one.

            There are some schizo posts about the locations. Some engineers saying they've built the bunkers etc. I highly doubt that one would just stumble upon them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hans, look if you find an elite or government bunker you need to call ghe lads in with water sand and limestone. Fill it in grout up the cracks, move to the next one.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What post-apocalyptic life without a high level raid on a israelite bunker, kraut? Imagine the loot drop on that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's an undertaking for a well organized and well equipped militia. It's part of the endgame. Of course the elites need to be smoked out and judged by a vehmic court.

            But to make it to that end game you either know how to live off the land or you find the low-and mid-tier bunker dwellers and confiscate their belongings.

            >Raiders build large brushfire over your air intake and either wait for you to die in the gas chamber you've built yourself, or until you and your family crawl out and you watch your wife and children be stripped and enslaved before they put one in your skull
            gg

            This guy understands how it's done.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you take too long they come out and we are back to 0.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why? If they were stupid enough to hire armed security personnel, those trained and armed men will be the ones that will take the power down there. Why should they listen to the people with money in a world where money doesn't mean anything. They have the guns, they have the power.

                They will be pragmatic people that you can reason with and they wouldn't want to go to war with rugged surface survivors and risk their own position only to protect the weaklings in the bunker. They will surrender them.

                But again, to get to that point you must stay alive and gather like minded and resolute comrades and for that you need food and weapons and gear and you'll find that in a preppers bunker.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why? If they were stupid enough to hire armed security personnel, those trained and armed men will be the ones that will take the power down there. Why should they listen to the people with money in a world where money doesn't mean anything. They have the guns, they have the power.
                Kek there was some journalist who interviewed a bunch of techbro CEOs who had doomsday bunker plans and he always asked them this question; why would your armed security suddenly follow your orders once your currency becomes worthless and you have no leverage over them? Their answers were always some absurd fantasy like having self-destructing chips implanted in their brains or paying them in post-apocalypse bitcoin

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >absurd fantasy like having self-destructing chips implanted in their brains or paying them in post-apocalypse bitcoin
                every time. these rich tards have successfully bought dumb shit into existence enough times they think they can do it on command

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hire armed security personnel
                Robots.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why? If they were stupid enough to hire armed security personnel, those trained and armed men will be the ones that will take the power down there
                easy fix, just have a lot of the technical stuff like the life support system in the bunker complex use a bunch of your biometric data as password to keep functioning.
                e.g. a computer has to check your irises, do a blood sample DNA screening and check a bunch of others of your vital signs at least once a month or electricity, waterpumps and life-support systems in the bunker shuts down.
                That way they have to keep you alive and semi-healthy or the entire base stopps functioning
                They can still turn you into their sex slave b***h tho, but they at least can't risk even torturing / injuring you to the point that your life might be at risk (which even minor injuries could do without proper medical treatment)

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the headrest is next to the shiter

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Car?

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only ventilation is the hatch up top

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A steep ditch, wooden & stone palisade with a rampart and some cheval de frise surrounding it on top of a steep promontory hill will protect you and your family/kin group better than these moronic death traps. There's a reason why we Europoors built them for thousands of years before we had organized, large scale armies, where we just upgraded them into castles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ideal fortification isn't one where you can immediately get besieged in once it gets discovered. It's one that is not worth the time and effort for a raiding party to breach considering they will have left their own base/fort unguarded to assault yours. A hillfort with a ditch and cheval de frise has 3 or 4 obstacles that a small raiding party will have to overcome before actually making the assault, which could take them days of preparation. Those days of preparation are spent away from their own fort and cost them food and supplies which all factor into whether your fort is worth attacking or not.
      Finding a suburban moron's underground portapotty has almost none of the previously mentioned downsides and can be taken in as little as an hour once they find your air intake.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least it has a toilet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wine storage
      >no toilet
      yeah thats gonna go well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wine storage
      >no toilet
      yeah thats gonna go well.

      You're supposed to use the storage in the bottom-right corner of the image

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4" air intake pipe, meet my Honda generator and hose clamps

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo%C3%B6tes
    They can all hold hands and get hit by the car.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now kiss your sister, Billy

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol even the cheapest shittiest shelters have two exits. Main hatch, and escape hatch.

    Do you seriously believe no one has thought of this before?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or just don't use a hatch.
      My fallout shelter/wine cellar is roughly at the same level as my basement, it just extends out under the yard rather being underneath the rest of the house. I enter it through a door like any other room in my house.

      At the very least, make your hatches open inward so falling debris doesn't completely frick you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so is it like connected to a fake pantry, with a full set of stairs?
        Hatches are important for nuclear war, they stabilize room pressure, also called a blast door. or any 1000lb/s bomb going off 300ft around you. I know you don't understand feet or pounds. Doing it for the lulz

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so is it like connected to a fake pantry, with a full set of stairs?
          Fake pantry? That's kinda specific.
          The basement's also my home gym so a pantry would look kinda outta place. I went with the old 'door behind a mirror' strat. No need for a full flight of stairs either, my property is on a bit of a slope so just going two steps down from the basement was enough to get 2m of earth over the shelter.

          Not particularly bothered about blastwave protection. Unless you're really close to ground zero, just being below ground should provide sufficient protection.
          My house is built to a pretty high standard since we get cyclones in my area and, honestly, that'd probably be enough to handle whatever overpressure I'd catch if the chinks or whoever dropped a nuke in the CBD.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not pictured: the tunnel connecting to the neighbor, Mr. Goldberg, and the additional mattress storage compartment

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      finally

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open the hatch
    >grab gun and shoot everyone inside
    >take all their shit

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie. This looks dope. Can hide routinely in pit crib like that. Like hide from my family on a regular Sunday afternoon

    Where the family doggo though

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is nobody bunker posting? you guys fricking suck.
    >muh poop jokes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully when I'm an irradiated mutant, I still remember how to make explosives so I can blow my way in here to rape the inhabitants

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        might as well have a dip in the pool while you're at it

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just have a camper and bug out innawoods

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every idiot with a camper and minimal outdoor skills will be doing the same thing. Most will die during or after their first winter but the North American game population is going to see an extreme population reduction in the process. If you’re already innnawoods that is one thing. If you have to travel long distances to get there it just simply isn’t worth the risk of getting killed on your way there or fighting morons for a spot on a hillside.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally just have your camper full or canned food, bottled water some antibiotics, iodide pills. You can safely put atleast 3 months worth of food in an RV if your good. Have it maybe already setup on cheap rural land or have it ready to leave in 60 seconds

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s all fine but you’re still not accounting for the idiot factor. What happens of some butthole finds your spot before you get there or all your planned routes are fricked so you’ll have to ditch the RV to get there or stay put? Do you know the people in the area your bugout location is in and are you on good terms with them? Can you fix most reasonable mechanical failures while getting from point a to b? There are legit planning considerations you need to think about. You’d be better off staying put for those first 3 months to let the bulk of the idiots die off first.

          I was just gonna run into the everglades lmao ain't nobody ever go in that damned thing without an airboat anyway. I slushed through their long enough to know there are a million of these little islands, some of them old-timer indians built out of rocks, sea shells, sand and dirt from the mouth of rivers that enter from the sea. Plenty of animals to eat, plenty of water to drink. I just basically have to avoid coral snakes and midnight gators.

          You are not an idiot with minimal outdoor skills. For every one of you there will be at least 12 tards who’ll try to make a living out there and die within the first few months. Hopefully the’ll have some nice stuff for you to salvage.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nice salvage
            >all the dead are wearing subpar rain gear and only have lifestraws and steel stanley cups

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >anon becomes the king of the Everglades and barters in Stanley cups and python skins
              Turn those lemons into lemonade.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was just gonna run into the everglades lmao ain't nobody ever go in that damned thing without an airboat anyway. I slushed through their long enough to know there are a million of these little islands, some of them old-timer indians built out of rocks, sea shells, sand and dirt from the mouth of rivers that enter from the sea. Plenty of animals to eat, plenty of water to drink. I just basically have to avoid coral snakes and midnight gators.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        average slobs holing up in any apartment have a better chance of making it, assuming: they have water, rice, a door bar, and a distinct lack of firebugs in the area

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >assuming: they have water, rice, a door bar, and a distinct lack of firebugs in the area
          You’ll also need to assume they are not an butthole to their neighbors and have light and noise discipline. If you knew enough people in your building you could legitimately strong point the fricker and pool supplies if they are armed. If not, the smell of cooking rice will attract attention.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >North American game population is going to see an extreme population reduction in the process
        I have to wonder which one will go the way of the passenger pigeon.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you do that? Also, how would you know about this shelter unless they told you about it?

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please edit the dad into Peter Griffin?

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