I’d lay a yard o’ cable in that bowl and make it wish it never existed. Then I’d eat all the freeze dried pop tarts and dip in for round 2 with no curtain
this is one of the few insurmountable factors that has led me to prep solely for myself >hurr someone will steal your supplies!!!
someone will *receive my *poisoned supplies
What I recall from nuclear fallout scenarios suggest you only really need to stay sheltered for a few days depending on prevailing winds and blast locations
>an American acting like my timeline is worse than his >literal dutch homosexual calling me a degenerate
The irony
Listen pillow biter, “maximum” doesn’t need clarification or “carefulness of language”. You don’t need to explain that you mean a lot when you say maximum because you can’t get bigger than maximum. Maximum means it has reached its full potential. So when you say Black folk ruin everything you make sure to express that you don’t mean ALL Black folk? Oh you don’t use that word do you? Because you’re a homosexual
if you can't tell from the image, this guy has built this for himself, and he's bragging to his family about how he will survive down here for a long time after they're dead
the middle child is crying and the two females are consoling him and saying "daddy doesn't mean it, you know he says things when he's drunk that he doesn't mean."
meanwhile, they all laugh at him and call it the "fart room" when he's not around. no one takes his apocalyptic claims seriously, but aside from these yearly forced "hang outs in the fart room" it mostly serves as a storage unit.
let me know when a gpt can generate this level of shitpost so I can retire.
How is that a bad thing though? Post-apocalyptic goon sessions are kino. Remember that Japanese poster on PrepHole who described gooning during an earthquake and feeling like he's fricking the earth? Blessed are those who will know that feeling.
Zombie movie where the survivors staryed raping the zombies who then start running from the rapists. You start to feel sorry for the zombies as these 2 wild cats go around raping them.
Id watch it.
I think it's more of a we will die as a family thing anon. I could wrong. But either way I'm way to Claustrophobic for that tiny room. The plan should be to have someone park car running directly above room with hose from exhaust from car directly to room. Super peace full, if you prefer not eating a bullet.
>I think it's more of a we will die as a family thing anon.
That was my take too. Either everything blows over and you just come back or normally or shtf and you realise you're never coming out and get the opportunity to say goodbye to each other and get a relatively peaceful death.
You need multiple hidden entrances. For example, one in your basement and one in your back yard.
Have a shitty little tin shed in your garden that it's under, so you can get it off even if it comes down.
This is a good idea for a second entrance.
https://i.imgur.com/O32sVrO.jpg
so like 6 hours of euro shits?
>55 per week >55 / 7 = 7.9 per day >24 - 8 = 16 waking hours >16 / 7.9 = 1 shit every 2 hours
Post data sauce or it didn't happen. No fricking way a human bowel can do that, even on the purest Italian wholegrain diet.
who the frick shits 7 times per day?
who the frick shits only once or twice per week?
anything thats not between... idk 5 and 14 or something seems really fricking weird to me.
I'd say I'm about 9-10ish maybe, like usually 1 shit per day, sometimes 2.
THEY WILL BLOW THEIR BRAINS OUT BY THEN...THIS STUFF IS SO FRICKING moronic...IF THINGS GO TO SHIT YOU REALLY THIN YOU'LL HIDE IN THAT THING FOR A FEW WEEKS, MONTHS, YEARS ETC. THEN RE EMERGE WHEN? WHEN Black folk AND ARABS HAVE TAKEN THE STREETS?
>haha, sorry kids, looks like it's time to take a big dump again! >let me just pull the curtain so you don't have to see any of this >Oh, it's a big one! BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST IT'S TEARING MY butthole APART BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP >KIDS I THINK I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT THIS TIME AAAAARGH BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP >IT'S SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE, THE CURTAINS DO NOTHING BRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP >*flushing noises* >wew, somebody light a match please haha
>Give it here son, I got a microphone hooked up to a voltage regulator and am feeling a big one coming, this next fart will be enough to charge your phone all the way up to 100%. Here it goes! >DAD NO IM LIVE STREAMING >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP >*Ding!* "Phone battery fully charged"
if you can't tell from the image, this guy has built this for himself, and he's bragging to his family about how he will survive down here for a long time after they're dead
the middle child is crying and the two females are consoling him and saying "daddy doesn't mean it, you know he says things when he's drunk that he doesn't mean."
meanwhile, they all laugh at him and call it the "fart room" when he's not around. no one takes his apocalyptic claims seriously, but aside from these yearly forced "hang outs in the fart room" it mostly serves as a storage unit.
let me know when a gpt can generate this level of shitpost so I can retire.
>having to listen to your mom, sister and dad piss and take a shit for several week >when the shittank is full its over and they have to shit into plastic bags and piss into empty bottles
>when the shittank is full its over and they have to shit into plastic bags and piss into empty bottles
Half of PrepHole won't even notice the apocalypse has happened.
>kids wake up at night >see the toilet curtain is closed and it seems like someone is taking a dump there >they look around and notice that both of their parents are asleep next to them >they look back at the curtain >there is definitely movement behind it >they look at each other and back at their parents, then back at the curtain >their breath hastens >their bodies paralyzed from fear >the toilet water suddenly flushes, the dark figure behind the curtain stands up >the kids are like deer in the headlights, they want to scream and wake their parents, but their bodies are paralyzed >the curtain opens >it's Joe Biden >"Where am I?"
I've been inside an actual doomsday bunker. Let me just dispel any notion you have of surviving an actual global catastrophe in one of these things. You are 100% fricked.
100%
Actual bunkers are fricking massive. They have huge air systems. Foot thick steel and leaded doors. The entire complex has its own suspension to keep it from collapsing and burying you alive during bombings. They are located in very specific regions. They have huge CO2 scrubbers and water recycling systems. Its so far beyond anything you've ever seen its insane.
Your shitty hole in your backyard is a complete fricking joke and won't save you. Just want to make that perfectly clear before you go and waste your money on a glorified coffin.
>but your ultra pro doomsday bunker is actually worse, why? because even noobs like you know about it.
Yeh bro Im part of a super exclusive club that has access to secret underground bunkers. Me and literally anyone else with $20 and a Saturday afternoon. Fricking idiot kraut.
you do realize they know the titan missiles were targeted directly and are not doomsday survival bunkers ?
they are fire first and be forgotten installations
the crew is not granted survival for their deed of pushing the button before the soviet nuke dents their roof
neither were they to wait with missile go for after the soviet nuke activated above their heads
Bro I've been to this thing. Its built to last and sustain its crew of 4 for decades with zero contact from the outside world. You don't know what you are talking about as usual.
> the reason they were built so sturdy is only to create a long lasting udnerground structure that doesnt turn into a maintenance mess after a couple of years building structures underground and surrounding them with ground is not the same as building surface structure
Just further proving my point about your shitty cargo container "bunker" being a viable survival shelter.
posting about your bunker online the feds have your location now tard boy
Any intelgays reading this thread, you may wanna disappear this chatty kathy.
Cuz 100% he's told this to more serious guys at his local bar or gay bath-house, and they'll remember him once shtf.
Its a fricking museum idiots. Literally any jackass can go in and see it. Pretty sure everyones known about it since the 1960s.
Targeting these wouldn't be tactically sound because they're built far away from population centers. The deactivated ones are even more dumb to target with nukes. You can buy one or a membership for less than that Utah goober built his own for.
secondly the reason they were built so sturdy is only to create a long lasting udnerground structure that doesnt turn into a maintenance mess after a couple of years
building structures underground and surrounding them with ground is not the same as building surface structures
I've been inside an actual doomsday bunker. Let me just dispel any notion you have of surviving an actual global catastrophe in one of these things. You are 100% fricked.
100%
Actual bunkers are fricking massive. They have huge air systems. Foot thick steel and leaded doors. The entire complex has its own suspension to keep it from collapsing and burying you alive during bombings. They are located in very specific regions. They have huge CO2 scrubbers and water recycling systems. Its so far beyond anything you've ever seen its insane.
Your shitty hole in your backyard is a complete fricking joke and won't save you. Just want to make that perfectly clear before you go and waste your money on a glorified coffin.
You can buy a NBC Air Filtration system though?
These Bunkers are find if your not directly at the blast zone, which typically is at city centers. But they could work. Why do you think they are underground? So the blast goes over them....
yeah, I was thinking about the oxygen part as well. The only reason you'd want a bunker of this type is a nuclear war and op's one is clearly inadequate when it comes to that level of protection
>Actual bunkers are fricking massive. They have huge air systems. Foot thick steel and leaded doors. The entire complex has its own suspension to keep it from collapsing and burying you alive during bombings.
They're made to withstanfd a direct hit.
If you're fairly far from th blast you can literally up your chances or survival by digging a fricking trech in your garden, so one of these will serve you well in such a situation.
Although realistically you're getting murdered by the elderly mormon couiple you acidentally mentioned it to for a few tinned beans to see them through the brief window between getting irradiated and shitting their intestines out.
they are only massive because they suspect to be directly targeted with weapons in an attempt to take out vital parts of the military structure
civilian nuclear shelters do not need that level of hardening unless they are directly placed in level 0-1 zone of a direct target
civilian shelters are supposed to store food for one month or two, provide accomodation for number of inhabitants and provide distance from the surface in an event of increased radiation so the inhabitants of the shelter stay inside normal radiation exposure levels obviously they also have fresh air filtration and one way waste air exhaustion, two tanks one for freshwater ideally connected to the mains so that it can be filled right before the shit hits the fan and another tank that stores the shit that hits the fan
you dont have hardened overpressure protection and penetration armor because if you need that it would mean you are in a zone that is utterly fricked what the frick are you doing there, and or you are a billionaire who absolutely has or wants to be in that area when the happening and doesnt give a frick to pay a couple of tens of millions to some clandestine contractor that builds six feet thick corncrete holiday resorts 20 feet underground
Any intelgays reading this thread, you may wanna disappear this chatty kathy.
Cuz 100% he's told this to more serious guys at his local bar or gay bath-house, and they'll remember him once shtf.
this is true but that's only if you insist on living somewhere you expect to be within 50-100 miles of a nuke. otherwise you're fine with a farmhouse in a valley.
this is obviously for a few days or weeks tops, it's not meant for a direct nuclear blast either. It would however survive being a few km outside of the blast location.
It needs a safer hatch which is able to ignore debris covering it, this would make it a much more suitable blast/fallout shelter which you could wait out the shortest lived isotopes.
>Power goes out for any reason ever >Dad rushes us all to the brap bunker >Spends the next 6 hours repeatedly having nervous smelly shits >In the morning we find out a pylon just came down in the storm >Dad still goes "Phew, thank goodness we were safe in the bunker"
Actually this may be some super rich white privilege shit, for when joggers come knocking at you gated door community mansion. Be like, Sally, get Billy and Lisa, and head to the hideout,ill be there after o lock the safe type shit. Eh.
1) It's really deep so theyd have to dig and install that septic system really deep ($$$$$)
2) Its really deep so it could be at or below the water table
How the frick am I going to have sexy time with my vietwifu, when the fricking ricecraka kids are listening to my swarthy grunting as I fill my yellow beast full of my man googe.
I always thought it was stupid to have these in your garage, what if the storm moves your car enough to where the entrance gets blocked and you have no way out?
Whole family sitting in the warmth in a cramped room and taking turns shitting behind a shower curtain as the warmth enhances the aroma. Sure is great to hide in the bunker, dad. Are you sure the nuclear war is happening, dad? Did you take your meds, dad?
>Raiders build large brushfire over your air intake and either wait for you to die in the gas chamber you've built yourself, or until you and your family crawl out and you watch your wife and children be stripped and enslaved before they put one in your skull
gg
people can just flood this. there was a standoff with cops and islamic terrorist here in my province years ago. the terrorist holed up in an abandoned mine. what the authorities did is pump water from a nearby river and flooded the tunnel. the entrance was covered up with logs and they waited for 24 hours for good measure.
>imma build a bomb shelter roughly the size of a closet with the shitcan right out there in the corner
And in this way WW3 will cleans the globe of sub 90 IQs.
If you don't tell your wife about it you can still live in your house and come out when she goes to work. Or you can tell her about it and get divorced and not live in either.
Why the frick would you want to survive a doomsday? You come out of your brap bunker and everything looks like The Road. Nah. I’ll take the nuke or whatever to the face please.
AFAIK, you can try to patent anything, but even if you get the patent, it still means nothing unless you're willing to spend the money to defend it in court. Many find the expense of a patent not worth it. You're better off getting to market quickly and sell, sell, sell.
Surely one could add a closet/cabinet for the toilet, at least. Should the rest of the family have a sing-along when you pull the shower curtain around your shitting? That's almost as bad as putting a shit bucket in front of the only porthole on a "sub" whose sole purpose is to gaze upon the Titanic.
imagine the smell after two months of four humans eating fricking canned food or military rations, the scent is so repulsive going outside seems like a good idea
yeah, seems like an obvious weakness to me.
I'd want at least 2 exits spaced at least a few dozen meters apart, as well as the hatches being lifted by hand-cranked hydraulics that are rated to lift several tons, so a car or a bit of rubble on there wouldn't be a problem.
If your entire house collapses on there well you're still fricked, but you cant plan for everything.
If you find one of those shelters, here's what you do. You find the air intake of the ventilation system. Then you wait for nightfall when the inhabitants are most likely to sleep, and make a good ol' fire right on top and around of that air intake. Keep it going good and nice, if needed for a few days.
Forget it. They'll probably have surveillance and security systems in place, several intakes, several exits etc.
No, those private shelters is where the loot is at. Frick those frickers for having more money than me and being able to afford a shelter. Why should their wealth have any meaning after shtf?
>They'll probably have surveillance and security systems in place, several intakes, several exits etc.
Yes but think of the loot. Worth the risk, you would be a warlord ruling the wastelands.
I'm sure my government as well as yours has plans in place to safeguard their precious brown people against all ills while leaving us out there to rot.
Hans, look if you find an elite or government bunker you need to call ghe lads in with water sand and limestone. Fill it in grout up the cracks, move to the next one.
There are some schizo posts about the locations. Some engineers saying they've built the bunkers etc. I highly doubt that one would just stumble upon them.
Hans, look if you find an elite or government bunker you need to call ghe lads in with water sand and limestone. Fill it in grout up the cracks, move to the next one.
That's an undertaking for a well organized and well equipped militia. It's part of the endgame. Of course the elites need to be smoked out and judged by a vehmic court.
But to make it to that end game you either know how to live off the land or you find the low-and mid-tier bunker dwellers and confiscate their belongings.
>Raiders build large brushfire over your air intake and either wait for you to die in the gas chamber you've built yourself, or until you and your family crawl out and you watch your wife and children be stripped and enslaved before they put one in your skull
gg
If you take too long they come out and we are back to 0.
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Why? If they were stupid enough to hire armed security personnel, those trained and armed men will be the ones that will take the power down there. Why should they listen to the people with money in a world where money doesn't mean anything. They have the guns, they have the power.
They will be pragmatic people that you can reason with and they wouldn't want to go to war with rugged surface survivors and risk their own position only to protect the weaklings in the bunker. They will surrender them.
But again, to get to that point you must stay alive and gather like minded and resolute comrades and for that you need food and weapons and gear and you'll find that in a preppers bunker.
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>Why? If they were stupid enough to hire armed security personnel, those trained and armed men will be the ones that will take the power down there. Why should they listen to the people with money in a world where money doesn't mean anything. They have the guns, they have the power.
Kek there was some journalist who interviewed a bunch of techbro CEOs who had doomsday bunker plans and he always asked them this question; why would your armed security suddenly follow your orders once your currency becomes worthless and you have no leverage over them? Their answers were always some absurd fantasy like having self-destructing chips implanted in their brains or paying them in post-apocalypse bitcoin
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>absurd fantasy like having self-destructing chips implanted in their brains or paying them in post-apocalypse bitcoin
every time. these rich tards have successfully bought dumb shit into existence enough times they think they can do it on command
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>hire armed security personnel
Robots.
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>Why? If they were stupid enough to hire armed security personnel, those trained and armed men will be the ones that will take the power down there
easy fix, just have a lot of the technical stuff like the life support system in the bunker complex use a bunch of your biometric data as password to keep functioning.
e.g. a computer has to check your irises, do a blood sample DNA screening and check a bunch of others of your vital signs at least once a month or electricity, waterpumps and life-support systems in the bunker shuts down.
That way they have to keep you alive and semi-healthy or the entire base stopps functioning
They can still turn you into their sex slave b***h tho, but they at least can't risk even torturing / injuring you to the point that your life might be at risk (which even minor injuries could do without proper medical treatment)
A steep ditch, wooden & stone palisade with a rampart and some cheval de frise surrounding it on top of a steep promontory hill will protect you and your family/kin group better than these moronic death traps. There's a reason why we Europoors built them for thousands of years before we had organized, large scale armies, where we just upgraded them into castles.
The ideal fortification isn't one where you can immediately get besieged in once it gets discovered. It's one that is not worth the time and effort for a raiding party to breach considering they will have left their own base/fort unguarded to assault yours. A hillfort with a ditch and cheval de frise has 3 or 4 obstacles that a small raiding party will have to overcome before actually making the assault, which could take them days of preparation. Those days of preparation are spent away from their own fort and cost them food and supplies which all factor into whether your fort is worth attacking or not.
Finding a suburban moron's underground portapotty has almost none of the previously mentioned downsides and can be taken in as little as an hour once they find your air intake.
Or just don't use a hatch.
My fallout shelter/wine cellar is roughly at the same level as my basement, it just extends out under the yard rather being underneath the rest of the house. I enter it through a door like any other room in my house.
At the very least, make your hatches open inward so falling debris doesn't completely frick you.
so is it like connected to a fake pantry, with a full set of stairs?
Hatches are important for nuclear war, they stabilize room pressure, also called a blast door. or any 1000lb/s bomb going off 300ft around you. I know you don't understand feet or pounds. Doing it for the lulz
>so is it like connected to a fake pantry, with a full set of stairs?
Fake pantry? That's kinda specific.
The basement's also my home gym so a pantry would look kinda outta place. I went with the old 'door behind a mirror' strat. No need for a full flight of stairs either, my property is on a bit of a slope so just going two steps down from the basement was enough to get 2m of earth over the shelter.
Not particularly bothered about blastwave protection. Unless you're really close to ground zero, just being below ground should provide sufficient protection.
My house is built to a pretty high standard since we get cyclones in my area and, honestly, that'd probably be enough to handle whatever overpressure I'd catch if the chinks or whoever dropped a nuke in the CBD.
Every idiot with a camper and minimal outdoor skills will be doing the same thing. Most will die during or after their first winter but the North American game population is going to see an extreme population reduction in the process. If you’re already innnawoods that is one thing. If you have to travel long distances to get there it just simply isn’t worth the risk of getting killed on your way there or fighting morons for a spot on a hillside.
Literally just have your camper full or canned food, bottled water some antibiotics, iodide pills. You can safely put atleast 3 months worth of food in an RV if your good. Have it maybe already setup on cheap rural land or have it ready to leave in 60 seconds
That’s all fine but you’re still not accounting for the idiot factor. What happens of some butthole finds your spot before you get there or all your planned routes are fricked so you’ll have to ditch the RV to get there or stay put? Do you know the people in the area your bugout location is in and are you on good terms with them? Can you fix most reasonable mechanical failures while getting from point a to b? There are legit planning considerations you need to think about. You’d be better off staying put for those first 3 months to let the bulk of the idiots die off first.
I was just gonna run into the everglades lmao ain't nobody ever go in that damned thing without an airboat anyway. I slushed through their long enough to know there are a million of these little islands, some of them old-timer indians built out of rocks, sea shells, sand and dirt from the mouth of rivers that enter from the sea. Plenty of animals to eat, plenty of water to drink. I just basically have to avoid coral snakes and midnight gators.
You are not an idiot with minimal outdoor skills. For every one of you there will be at least 12 tards who’ll try to make a living out there and die within the first few months. Hopefully the’ll have some nice stuff for you to salvage.
I was just gonna run into the everglades lmao ain't nobody ever go in that damned thing without an airboat anyway. I slushed through their long enough to know there are a million of these little islands, some of them old-timer indians built out of rocks, sea shells, sand and dirt from the mouth of rivers that enter from the sea. Plenty of animals to eat, plenty of water to drink. I just basically have to avoid coral snakes and midnight gators.
average slobs holing up in any apartment have a better chance of making it, assuming: they have water, rice, a door bar, and a distinct lack of firebugs in the area
>assuming: they have water, rice, a door bar, and a distinct lack of firebugs in the area
You’ll also need to assume they are not an butthole to their neighbors and have light and noise discipline. If you knew enough people in your building you could legitimately strong point the fricker and pool supplies if they are armed. If not, the smell of cooking rice will attract attention.
>North American game population is going to see an extreme population reduction in the process
I have to wonder which one will go the way of the passenger pigeon.
So it's going to smell like shit all the time
once I pooped with the door open and it made my entire apartment smell like shit for hours.imagine the smell with a whole group of people
Diet problems.
Corn syrup boy. the memes write themselves.
are you gays really gonna pretend your shit doesnt stink?
the effects of eating goyslop. Post your man breasts ya lardass
Don't you have heater or AOC? Once it cycles that'll all blow away.
people would either throw me out the shelter when i would dumb a shit there or run away
aaameeeeriiiicaaaaa
>apartments....
If Hispanic countries weren't shit the immigration would be unnecessary.
Member the Titan cheap submarine that got lost?
Yea I think about that a lot
> the fat kid HAS to take a shit
what do you do?
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GOYSLOP
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hot. i'm imagiging my wife having to take a greasy spread with everyone having to watch and smell
homie…
>doesn't live with a woman
>incel post
itll turn into a fun dominance game in days
I’d lay a yard o’ cable in that bowl and make it wish it never existed. Then I’d eat all the freeze dried pop tarts and dip in for round 2 with no curtain
Like shit and burnt out dicky ALL the time. Mom and son are gonna have to watch dad go to town on the daughter. NO choice but to watch
someone needs to kill you soon
This. Personally I'm taking my chances outside with the bombnadoes.
Yeah. Who the frick puts the septic tank inside the building like that.
this is one of the few insurmountable factors that has led me to prep solely for myself
>hurr someone will steal your supplies!!!
someone will *receive my *poisoned supplies
Anyone have the pasta about that?
is it this one?
thats the one!
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Remember nukes are fake schizo There is no fallout just a meme https://youtu.be/YABp9DqoOlg?si=lX6MpHMA6VcbRTNu
Bro why not make it four rooms? These things are family bomb shelter right? Have same decency
You're not supposed to live in it long term. I think two weeks is the maximum, and I mean longest, they're designed to hold people.
It's supposed to just keep you safe until the bombs finish falling, and of radiation, until the worst wears off.
Well thank god you clarified what you meant by MAXIMUM
What I recall from nuclear fallout scenarios suggest you only really need to stay sheltered for a few days depending on prevailing winds and blast locations
ofcourse a degenerate swede wouldnt be able to apreciate carefulness in language. Frick you dude
>an American acting like my timeline is worse than his
>literal dutch homosexual calling me a degenerate
The irony
Listen pillow biter, “maximum” doesn’t need clarification or “carefulness of language”. You don’t need to explain that you mean a lot when you say maximum because you can’t get bigger than maximum. Maximum means it has reached its full potential. So when you say Black folk ruin everything you make sure to express that you don’t mean ALL Black folk? Oh you don’t use that word do you? Because you’re a homosexual
dumb Black person alert. Don't remember when i last spoke to an anon who is so oblivious to what's happening and being said in front of them lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphinus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cowherd_and_the_Weaver_Girl
if you can't tell from the image, this guy has built this for himself, and he's bragging to his family about how he will survive down here for a long time after they're dead
the middle child is crying and the two females are consoling him and saying "daddy doesn't mean it, you know he says things when he's drunk that he doesn't mean."
meanwhile, they all laugh at him and call it the "fart room" when he's not around. no one takes his apocalyptic claims seriously, but aside from these yearly forced "hang outs in the fart room" it mostly serves as a storage unit.
let me know when a gpt can generate this level of shitpost so I can retire.
10/10
Dad fricks his wife and daughter-wife, while they all eat the son.
Supreme
Probably uses it as a gooning chamber while he fantasizes about destruction and post-apocalyptic goon sessions
How is that a bad thing though? Post-apocalyptic goon sessions are kino. Remember that Japanese poster on PrepHole who described gooning during an earthquake and feeling like he's fricking the earth? Blessed are those who will know that feeling.
This hit better than a cup of coffee in the morning.
Why not just build your whole house underground?
Or maybe half above ground, half underground.
mold & energy loss due to solid contact
That's called a basement. Lots of houses have them.
Have you seen the bomb shelters for the wealthy?
who gets to rape who first
I rape you
then you rape me
then we exfiltrate from the bunker, hold hands, and rape everyone we find...together.
and people say the apocalypse can't be romantic
>tfw love CAN bloom on the battlefield
Really, this contextualized all the Mad Max films as hippy takeovers.
Zombie movie where the survivors staryed raping the zombies who then start running from the rapists. You start to feel sorry for the zombies as these 2 wild cats go around raping them.
Id watch it.
Still a better love story than Twilight
Beautiful. Nature is healing.
how do you get out if the bomb collapses the house on top of your entrance.
Yep, the first thing you do upon digging a shelter is dig a secondary escape shaft. That pic is absolutely rarted.
be sure to note the location of the secret escape shaft into the blueprints for the contractor that will build it for you
I think it's more of a we will die as a family thing anon. I could wrong. But either way I'm way to Claustrophobic for that tiny room. The plan should be to have someone park car running directly above room with hose from exhaust from car directly to room. Super peace full, if you prefer not eating a bullet.
We will shit as a family.
We will smell as a family.
We will die as a family.
>I think it's more of a we will die as a family thing anon.
That was my take too. Either everything blows over and you just come back or normally or shtf and you realise you're never coming out and get the opportunity to say goodbye to each other and get a relatively peaceful death.
Have a shitty little tin shed in your garden that it's under, so you can get it off even if it comes down.
You need multiple hidden entrances. For example, one in your basement and one in your back yard.
This is a good idea for a second entrance.
>55 per week
>55 / 7 = 7.9 per day
>24 - 8 = 16 waking hours
>16 / 7.9 = 1 shit every 2 hours
Post data sauce or it didn't happen. No fricking way a human bowel can do that, even on the purest Italian wholegrain diet.
Do you know what a car jack/lift is? Onionsboy.
How many shits do you think it will take to fill that backpack sized tank?
1 mutt shit or 5 european shits
so like 6 hours of euro shits?
>that pic
per capita? lmao this pic is moronic
did you or did you not post this from the toilet?
What the frick is going on in the west?
who the frick shits 7 times per day?
who the frick shits only once or twice per week?
anything thats not between... idk 5 and 14 or something seems really fricking weird to me.
I'd say I'm about 9-10ish maybe, like usually 1 shit per day, sometimes 2.
>the countries with more non-european migrants shit more times per day
>euroshits
1 week tops
patrick?
pretty normal stuff
Afghanistan or Afghans?
I would bet diabetes.
The foot ate the toes?
ngl, must be nice not to have to trim your toe nails.
Diabetes?
THEY WILL BLOW THEIR BRAINS OUT BY THEN...THIS STUFF IS SO FRICKING moronic...IF THINGS GO TO SHIT YOU REALLY THIN YOU'LL HIDE IN THAT THING FOR A FEW WEEKS, MONTHS, YEARS ETC. THEN RE EMERGE WHEN? WHEN Black folk AND ARABS HAVE TAKEN THE STREETS?
FRICKING AMERICANS ARE SO STUPID...
me id overflow the tank first thing when we went down there after eating 2 whole taco bell beefy 5 layer value boxes
>haha, sorry kids, looks like it's time to take a big dump again!
>let me just pull the curtain so you don't have to see any of this
>Oh, it's a big one! BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST IT'S TEARING MY butthole APART BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>KIDS I THINK I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT THIS TIME AAAAARGH BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>IT'S SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE, THE CURTAINS DO NOTHING BRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
>*flushing noises*
>wew, somebody light a match please haha
>DAD NO NOT AGAIN
>AAAACK
Hahahahahahaha!
imagine the smell!
Uh oh, daddy was hungry for an egg and onion sandwich again but it never quite digests right. Big gassy poopoo inbound.
Boomer humour
Why is everything so fricking big? Have we really been that israeliteed by shrinkflation?
Yes, and what happened to Chun King, slop? I am sure it all went downhill after they disappeared.
Mazel tov!
>bitcrunched hav nagara plays
"More diabetes please grandma!"
Unironically $50 in groceries.
have an updoot you made my night
>>Oh, it's a big one! BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST IT'S TEARING MY butthole APART BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAA
nicely readable fingerprint
What game is he playing?
Looks fun
>STOP DAD I'M MAKING A HEARTFELT FAREWELL VIDEO FOR TIKTOK I HAVE 1% BATTERY LEFT NOOOOOOOOO
>Give it here son, I got a microphone hooked up to a voltage regulator and am feeling a big one coming, this next fart will be enough to charge your phone all the way up to 100%. Here it goes!
>DAD NO IM LIVE STREAMING
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>*Ding!* "Phone battery fully charged"
trying not to snicker and failing
I'm actually taking a shit right now and e-girlng
blessed post
lfmao I cried
These posts are extremely high quality.
Lol read like a fricked up Calvin and Hobbes panel.
Lel
fricking crying, this is why I keep coming back to this shithole.
I hate you
Great collage anon
Blessed thy screencapper estonianon
Is that a fricking upvote/downwote extension you cringelord?
Go back
Lmaooo you don't know what the frick it is
What a fricking newbie. Shut the frick up before you embarrass yourself any more
>German Humour
>Shit
Every fricking single time
my sides
Is that Ron Perlman?
Lmfao
>someone shows up and opens the hatch
>haha, sorry kids, looks like it's time to take a big dump again...
Has anyone seen my rich girlfriend Penny?
How come Austrians have a sense of humour but Germans don't?
Final screenshot
>One cot for entire family
>Single toilet in the middle of the room
>No water
>Gun far from reach
Couch folds down. Kids sleep feet to feet and whine about being kicked all night
that's not the dad. that's me, i sleep with all of them
>having to listen to your mom, sister and dad piss and take a shit for several week
>when the shittank is full its over and they have to shit into plastic bags and piss into empty bottles
>when the shittank is full its over and they have to shit into plastic bags and piss into empty bottles
Half of PrepHole won't even notice the apocalypse has happened.
practice makes perfect
Honestly, the bunker only lasts 2 weeks, I've basically been in it for 3 years
>not getting back at them by loudly pleasuring yourself at night
Ngmi
poo next to food.
Dad convinces family nuke is coming.
Family goes into bunker.
Dad removes ladder
Dump in some smoke bombs
Seal the hatch
Nothing personal honey
He built a brap chamber for his hostages
>kids wake up at night
>see the toilet curtain is closed and it seems like someone is taking a dump there
>they look around and notice that both of their parents are asleep next to them
>they look back at the curtain
>there is definitely movement behind it
>they look at each other and back at their parents, then back at the curtain
>their breath hastens
>their bodies paralyzed from fear
>the toilet water suddenly flushes, the dark figure behind the curtain stands up
>the kids are like deer in the headlights, they want to scream and wake their parents, but their bodies are paralyzed
>the curtain opens
>it's Joe Biden
>"Where am I?"
>the curtain opens
>it's Joe Biden
>he looks at the kids
>says "its chocolate chocolate chip"
those are biotoilets they dont flush you shit into a bag with litter or woodchips
>MFW I thought it would be Saddam
Saddam Hussain was lighting in a bottle (or Saddam Hussain in a hole?). It will never be replicated.
These fricking coffins are hilarious.
I've been inside an actual doomsday bunker. Let me just dispel any notion you have of surviving an actual global catastrophe in one of these things. You are 100% fricked.
100%
Actual bunkers are fricking massive. They have huge air systems. Foot thick steel and leaded doors. The entire complex has its own suspension to keep it from collapsing and burying you alive during bombings. They are located in very specific regions. They have huge CO2 scrubbers and water recycling systems. Its so far beyond anything you've ever seen its insane.
Your shitty hole in your backyard is a complete fricking joke and won't save you. Just want to make that perfectly clear before you go and waste your money on a glorified coffin.
You forgot this ain't reddit ya homosexual, with your gay ass "well akshually" post, and even gayer reddit spacing. Frick off homosexual.
but your ultra pro doomsday bunker is actually worse, why? because even noobs like you know about it.
>but your ultra pro doomsday bunker is actually worse, why? because even noobs like you know about it.
Yeh bro Im part of a super exclusive club that has access to secret underground bunkers. Me and literally anyone else with $20 and a Saturday afternoon. Fricking idiot kraut.
you do realize they know the titan missiles were targeted directly and are not doomsday survival bunkers ?
they are fire first and be forgotten installations
the crew is not granted survival for their deed of pushing the button before the soviet nuke dents their roof
neither were they to wait with missile go for after the soviet nuke activated above their heads
>the crew is not granted survival
Bro I've been to this thing. Its built to last and sustain its crew of 4 for decades with zero contact from the outside world. You don't know what you are talking about as usual.
> the reason they were built so sturdy is only to create a long lasting udnerground structure that doesnt turn into a maintenance mess after a couple of years building structures underground and surrounding them with ground is not the same as building surface structure
Just further proving my point about your shitty cargo container "bunker" being a viable survival shelter.
Its a fricking museum idiots. Literally any jackass can go in and see it. Pretty sure everyones known about it since the 1960s.
https://www.youtube.com/@titanmissile
>bro I've been to Colorado Springs!
Yeah guess what most missile sites will be entirely destroyed in a real nuclear exchange.
Targeting these wouldn't be tactically sound because they're built far away from population centers. The deactivated ones are even more dumb to target with nukes. You can buy one or a membership for less than that Utah goober built his own for.
secondly the reason they were built so sturdy is only to create a long lasting udnerground structure that doesnt turn into a maintenance mess after a couple of years
building structures underground and surrounding them with ground is not the same as building surface structures
You can buy a NBC Air Filtration system though?
These Bunkers are find if your not directly at the blast zone, which typically is at city centers. But they could work. Why do you think they are underground? So the blast goes over them....
yeah, I was thinking about the oxygen part as well. The only reason you'd want a bunker of this type is a nuclear war and op's one is clearly inadequate when it comes to that level of protection
maybe hurricane?
Most houses have a functional concrete basement
People with basements can afford better than these ghetto bomb shelters. These are for ranch house owners
>Actual bunkers are fricking massive. They have huge air systems...
With enough poo, you can clog anything.
>Actual bunkers are fricking massive. They have huge air systems. Foot thick steel and leaded doors. The entire complex has its own suspension to keep it from collapsing and burying you alive during bombings.
They're made to withstanfd a direct hit.
If you're fairly far from th blast you can literally up your chances or survival by digging a fricking trech in your garden, so one of these will serve you well in such a situation.
Although realistically you're getting murdered by the elderly mormon couiple you acidentally mentioned it to for a few tinned beans to see them through the brief window between getting irradiated and shitting their intestines out.
Prepping is part of mormon culture. If you think the bombs are falling, hurry up and convert so you can get intel to raid their shit.
they are only massive because they suspect to be directly targeted with weapons in an attempt to take out vital parts of the military structure
civilian nuclear shelters do not need that level of hardening unless they are directly placed in level 0-1 zone of a direct target
civilian shelters are supposed to store food for one month or two, provide accomodation for number of inhabitants and provide distance from the surface in an event of increased radiation so the inhabitants of the shelter stay inside normal radiation exposure levels obviously they also have fresh air filtration and one way waste air exhaustion, two tanks one for freshwater ideally connected to the mains so that it can be filled right before the shit hits the fan and another tank that stores the shit that hits the fan
you dont have hardened overpressure protection and penetration armor because if you need that it would mean you are in a zone that is utterly fricked what the frick are you doing there, and or you are a billionaire who absolutely has or wants to be in that area when the happening and doesnt give a frick to pay a couple of tens of millions to some clandestine contractor that builds six feet thick corncrete holiday resorts 20 feet underground
posting about your bunker online the feds have your location now tard boy
Any intelgays reading this thread, you may wanna disappear this chatty kathy.
Cuz 100% he's told this to more serious guys at his local bar or gay bath-house, and they'll remember him once shtf.
Make a super fancy hole to climb in to after you and your rich friends ruined the whole goddam thing. Mycelium do your thing.
these bunkers can be got into in five minutes. You don't always have advanced notification.
This whole thread is hilarious
they're just selling you the idea of catacombs to start developing it
Holes in the ground work perfectly against bombings and arty you absolute mong
this is true but that's only if you insist on living somewhere you expect to be within 50-100 miles of a nuke. otherwise you're fine with a farmhouse in a valley.
this is obviously for a few days or weeks tops, it's not meant for a direct nuclear blast either. It would however survive being a few km outside of the blast location.
It needs a safer hatch which is able to ignore debris covering it, this would make it a much more suitable blast/fallout shelter which you could wait out the shortest lived isotopes.
it's a fallout shelter, not a bunker you fricking moron.
>Power goes out for any reason ever
>Dad rushes us all to the brap bunker
>Spends the next 6 hours repeatedly having nervous smelly shits
>In the morning we find out a pylon just came down in the storm
>Dad still goes "Phew, thank goodness we were safe in the bunker"
my sides are in orbit
More like stank goodness amirite?
Where is sadam?
schizo bunker
>wife and kids
>wife and kids
But not his
A real schizo would dig at least four emergency exits.
that's why my shelter will have a pickaxe and shovel in it, I can just dig up through one of the walls
>schizo shelter
lel i prefer the fart chamber
Actually this may be some super rich white privilege shit, for when joggers come knocking at you gated door community mansion. Be like, Sally, get Billy and Lisa, and head to the hideout,ill be there after o lock the safe type shit. Eh.
If a large bomb detonated by their shelter, wouldn't they suffocate?
You can't breathe in a fire. It causes the air to rise.
>gun falls off and hits head
Ow!
Serious question. Why not plumb the shitter into a septic tank with a drain field?
1) It's really deep so theyd have to dig and install that septic system really deep ($$$$$)
2) Its really deep so it could be at or below the water table
How the frick am I going to have sexy time with my vietwifu, when the fricking ricecraka kids are listening to my swarthy grunting as I fill my yellow beast full of my man googe.
>disaster plugs up stove exhaust
>everyone inside goes to sleep and never wakes up
best possible outcome
I always thought it was stupid to have these in your garage, what if the storm moves your car enough to where the entrance gets blocked and you have no way out?
>builds a shed over the entrance
woah fixed! op is a homosexual
yeah, there is no way I'm ever crawling into a hole in the ground with a single entrance just to get trapped like some sort of chilean miner.
oh snap has somebody checked the underfloor area for saddam hussein ?
They have a toilet but no water and no food?
>jeetshill can't read diagrams
Or is this military code comms to attack the elite bunkers tonight?
you could
literally just add 2 feet to one side and wall in the toilet into a corner
You could, but why?
also that tank under the toilet holds at maximum 4 dumps
t. camper blackwater tank installer
The portable shitters that sit directly on a small tank is like a week for me, looks about the same size. Family of four? 2 days of shitter
Build it under a graveyard.
Whole family sitting in the warmth in a cramped room and taking turns shitting behind a shower curtain as the warmth enhances the aroma. Sure is great to hide in the bunker, dad. Are you sure the nuclear war is happening, dad? Did you take your meds, dad?
Of course the only food in the bunker will be pic related.
>Raiders steal cement truck and fill your shelter up while your family screams in horror. AR 15 can't shoot through the downpour of cement.
Lol.
>Raiders build large brushfire over your air intake and either wait for you to die in the gas chamber you've built yourself, or until you and your family crawl out and you watch your wife and children be stripped and enslaved before they put one in your skull
gg
Hot, but where is Saddam Hussein?
Biden economy so bad people living in septic tanks.
At least they're vaxxed, so they have that.
people can just flood this. there was a standoff with cops and islamic terrorist here in my province years ago. the terrorist holed up in an abandoned mine. what the authorities did is pump water from a nearby river and flooded the tunnel. the entrance was covered up with logs and they waited for 24 hours for good measure.
>Builds doomsday shelter
>Tells the world that it exists
Why are people this stupid?
>Why are people this stupid?
It's not a doomsday bunker moron.
>1.4m views
>part 7
>imma build a bomb shelter roughly the size of a closet with the shitcan right out there in the corner
And in this way WW3 will cleans the globe of sub 90 IQs.
If you don't tell your wife about it you can still live in your house and come out when she goes to work. Or you can tell her about it and get divorced and not live in either.
My wife works as an OnlyFans model. That won't work for me.
Why the frick would you want to survive a doomsday? You come out of your brap bunker and everything looks like The Road. Nah. I’ll take the nuke or whatever to the face please.
In your case Sven, that'd be in improvement. Question is, why would you want to survive your current timeline?
Why would you?
>patent pending
How can this stupid shit can get patent? There is nothing original.
AFAIK, you can try to patent anything, but even if you get the patent, it still means nothing unless you're willing to spend the money to defend it in court. Many find the expense of a patent not worth it. You're better off getting to market quickly and sell, sell, sell.
I thought so. Only big pharma and other big companies would patent their things then.
For the shitty bunker, I guess it's more for marketing purpose.
On the topic of nuclear war
https://pastebin.com/a0Uf1ve7
I want to see the bombnados
BTW, someone made one of these, its not just a meme img anymore.
>Stinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Surely one could add a closet/cabinet for the toilet, at least. Should the rest of the family have a sing-along when you pull the shower curtain around your shitting? That's almost as bad as putting a shit bucket in front of the only porthole on a "sub" whose sole purpose is to gaze upon the Titanic.
>no shower
Wipes. We're not wasting water on no god damn shower.
imagine the smell after two months of four humans eating fricking canned food or military rations, the scent is so repulsive going outside seems like a good idea
If I plant bushes around it or put some fake foliage on the door trap, you wouldn't even know its there.
So if the house collapses right in top of the entrance/exit then you're fricked.
You live in America. Grab enough ammo to shoot your way out
yeah, seems like an obvious weakness to me.
I'd want at least 2 exits spaced at least a few dozen meters apart, as well as the hatches being lifted by hand-cranked hydraulics that are rated to lift several tons, so a car or a bit of rubble on there wouldn't be a problem.
If your entire house collapses on there well you're still fricked, but you cant plan for everything.
Nah, you'll eventually be rescued by the dudes looking to make your wife and daughter into war brides
just open the hatch
>Not even a complete israelite crime tunnel
Darwin, do your thing.
it's also too small, sitting in that shit for over 24 hours is going to become painful for your ass let alone an entire apocalyptic war
If you find one of those shelters, here's what you do. You find the air intake of the ventilation system. Then you wait for nightfall when the inhabitants are most likely to sleep, and make a good ol' fire right on top and around of that air intake. Keep it going good and nice, if needed for a few days.
I'm not doing that to small shelters, I'll try it if I find an elite bunker
Forget it. They'll probably have surveillance and security systems in place, several intakes, several exits etc.
No, those private shelters is where the loot is at. Frick those frickers for having more money than me and being able to afford a shelter. Why should their wealth have any meaning after shtf?
>They'll probably have surveillance and security systems in place, several intakes, several exits etc.
Yes but think of the loot. Worth the risk, you would be a warlord ruling the wastelands.
You could always go back to Syria Ackmed.
I'm sure my government as well as yours has plans in place to safeguard their precious brown people against all ills while leaving us out there to rot.
There are some schizo posts about the locations. Some engineers saying they've built the bunkers etc. I highly doubt that one would just stumble upon them.
Hans, look if you find an elite or government bunker you need to call ghe lads in with water sand and limestone. Fill it in grout up the cracks, move to the next one.
What post-apocalyptic life without a high level raid on a israelite bunker, kraut? Imagine the loot drop on that.
That's an undertaking for a well organized and well equipped militia. It's part of the endgame. Of course the elites need to be smoked out and judged by a vehmic court.
But to make it to that end game you either know how to live off the land or you find the low-and mid-tier bunker dwellers and confiscate their belongings.
This guy understands how it's done.
If you take too long they come out and we are back to 0.
Why? If they were stupid enough to hire armed security personnel, those trained and armed men will be the ones that will take the power down there. Why should they listen to the people with money in a world where money doesn't mean anything. They have the guns, they have the power.
They will be pragmatic people that you can reason with and they wouldn't want to go to war with rugged surface survivors and risk their own position only to protect the weaklings in the bunker. They will surrender them.
But again, to get to that point you must stay alive and gather like minded and resolute comrades and for that you need food and weapons and gear and you'll find that in a preppers bunker.
>Why? If they were stupid enough to hire armed security personnel, those trained and armed men will be the ones that will take the power down there. Why should they listen to the people with money in a world where money doesn't mean anything. They have the guns, they have the power.
Kek there was some journalist who interviewed a bunch of techbro CEOs who had doomsday bunker plans and he always asked them this question; why would your armed security suddenly follow your orders once your currency becomes worthless and you have no leverage over them? Their answers were always some absurd fantasy like having self-destructing chips implanted in their brains or paying them in post-apocalypse bitcoin
>absurd fantasy like having self-destructing chips implanted in their brains or paying them in post-apocalypse bitcoin
every time. these rich tards have successfully bought dumb shit into existence enough times they think they can do it on command
>hire armed security personnel
Robots.
>Why? If they were stupid enough to hire armed security personnel, those trained and armed men will be the ones that will take the power down there
easy fix, just have a lot of the technical stuff like the life support system in the bunker complex use a bunch of your biometric data as password to keep functioning.
e.g. a computer has to check your irises, do a blood sample DNA screening and check a bunch of others of your vital signs at least once a month or electricity, waterpumps and life-support systems in the bunker shuts down.
That way they have to keep you alive and semi-healthy or the entire base stopps functioning
They can still turn you into their sex slave b***h tho, but they at least can't risk even torturing / injuring you to the point that your life might be at risk (which even minor injuries could do without proper medical treatment)
>the headrest is next to the shiter
Car?
>Only ventilation is the hatch up top
A steep ditch, wooden & stone palisade with a rampart and some cheval de frise surrounding it on top of a steep promontory hill will protect you and your family/kin group better than these moronic death traps. There's a reason why we Europoors built them for thousands of years before we had organized, large scale armies, where we just upgraded them into castles.
The ideal fortification isn't one where you can immediately get besieged in once it gets discovered. It's one that is not worth the time and effort for a raiding party to breach considering they will have left their own base/fort unguarded to assault yours. A hillfort with a ditch and cheval de frise has 3 or 4 obstacles that a small raiding party will have to overcome before actually making the assault, which could take them days of preparation. Those days of preparation are spent away from their own fort and cost them food and supplies which all factor into whether your fort is worth attacking or not.
Finding a suburban moron's underground portapotty has almost none of the previously mentioned downsides and can be taken in as little as an hour once they find your air intake.
At least it has a toilet
>wine storage
>no toilet
yeah thats gonna go well.
You're supposed to use the storage in the bottom-right corner of the image
4" air intake pipe, meet my Honda generator and hose clamps
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo%C3%B6tes
They can all hold hands and get hit by the car.
>Now kiss your sister, Billy
lol even the cheapest shittiest shelters have two exits. Main hatch, and escape hatch.
Do you seriously believe no one has thought of this before?
Or just don't use a hatch.
My fallout shelter/wine cellar is roughly at the same level as my basement, it just extends out under the yard rather being underneath the rest of the house. I enter it through a door like any other room in my house.
At the very least, make your hatches open inward so falling debris doesn't completely frick you.
so is it like connected to a fake pantry, with a full set of stairs?
Hatches are important for nuclear war, they stabilize room pressure, also called a blast door. or any 1000lb/s bomb going off 300ft around you. I know you don't understand feet or pounds. Doing it for the lulz
>so is it like connected to a fake pantry, with a full set of stairs?
Fake pantry? That's kinda specific.
The basement's also my home gym so a pantry would look kinda outta place. I went with the old 'door behind a mirror' strat. No need for a full flight of stairs either, my property is on a bit of a slope so just going two steps down from the basement was enough to get 2m of earth over the shelter.
Not particularly bothered about blastwave protection. Unless you're really close to ground zero, just being below ground should provide sufficient protection.
My house is built to a pretty high standard since we get cyclones in my area and, honestly, that'd probably be enough to handle whatever overpressure I'd catch if the chinks or whoever dropped a nuke in the CBD.
>not pictured: the tunnel connecting to the neighbor, Mr. Goldberg, and the additional mattress storage compartment
finally
>open the hatch
>grab gun and shoot everyone inside
>take all their shit
Not gonna lie. This looks dope. Can hide routinely in pit crib like that. Like hide from my family on a regular Sunday afternoon
Where the family doggo though
why is nobody bunker posting? you guys fricking suck.
>muh poop jokes
Hopefully when I'm an irradiated mutant, I still remember how to make explosives so I can blow my way in here to rape the inhabitants
might as well have a dip in the pool while you're at it
Why not just have a camper and bug out innawoods
Every idiot with a camper and minimal outdoor skills will be doing the same thing. Most will die during or after their first winter but the North American game population is going to see an extreme population reduction in the process. If you’re already innnawoods that is one thing. If you have to travel long distances to get there it just simply isn’t worth the risk of getting killed on your way there or fighting morons for a spot on a hillside.
Literally just have your camper full or canned food, bottled water some antibiotics, iodide pills. You can safely put atleast 3 months worth of food in an RV if your good. Have it maybe already setup on cheap rural land or have it ready to leave in 60 seconds
That’s all fine but you’re still not accounting for the idiot factor. What happens of some butthole finds your spot before you get there or all your planned routes are fricked so you’ll have to ditch the RV to get there or stay put? Do you know the people in the area your bugout location is in and are you on good terms with them? Can you fix most reasonable mechanical failures while getting from point a to b? There are legit planning considerations you need to think about. You’d be better off staying put for those first 3 months to let the bulk of the idiots die off first.
You are not an idiot with minimal outdoor skills. For every one of you there will be at least 12 tards who’ll try to make a living out there and die within the first few months. Hopefully the’ll have some nice stuff for you to salvage.
>nice salvage
>all the dead are wearing subpar rain gear and only have lifestraws and steel stanley cups
>anon becomes the king of the Everglades and barters in Stanley cups and python skins
Turn those lemons into lemonade.
I was just gonna run into the everglades lmao ain't nobody ever go in that damned thing without an airboat anyway. I slushed through their long enough to know there are a million of these little islands, some of them old-timer indians built out of rocks, sea shells, sand and dirt from the mouth of rivers that enter from the sea. Plenty of animals to eat, plenty of water to drink. I just basically have to avoid coral snakes and midnight gators.
average slobs holing up in any apartment have a better chance of making it, assuming: they have water, rice, a door bar, and a distinct lack of firebugs in the area
>assuming: they have water, rice, a door bar, and a distinct lack of firebugs in the area
You’ll also need to assume they are not an butthole to their neighbors and have light and noise discipline. If you knew enough people in your building you could legitimately strong point the fricker and pool supplies if they are armed. If not, the smell of cooking rice will attract attention.
>North American game population is going to see an extreme population reduction in the process
I have to wonder which one will go the way of the passenger pigeon.
Why would you do that? Also, how would you know about this shelter unless they told you about it?
Can someone please edit the dad into Peter Griffin?