>*parked indiscreetly 500 yds away from your path*

>*parked indiscreetly 500 yds away from your path*

how do you respond (assuming you're still alive)

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was 100 yards. Wait until they get moronic and overconfident and then arrest them on sight.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    die
    i noticed people dont like the uncomfortable truth of you wont always win, especially when it comes to fighting, people always try to game their way out of these hypotheticals instead of just realizing youre dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i noticed people dont like the uncomfortable truth of you wont always win, especially when it comes to fightin
      Fricking reality that most midwits dont realize it when someone decides that they want you dead NO MATTER the consecuences, you are going to die and there is frick all you can do about this.
      Literally the most protected person in the planet - us president - and they still get occasionally killed.
      And no, it doesent matter how prepped you are or what laws there are - guns, poison, deep hole, swords, sharpened stick, a rock , if somebody is hellbent on killing and posesses half a brain, you are dead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah they always say "youre going to die" but its just lip service, they dont actually believe it. like telling a teenager theyre not invincible, they just dont care

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, sometimes people can't kill you even if they are hellbent. sometimes people are incompetent, equipment is faulty, or they're just shittier than their opponent. we see this all the time, whether that's police bodycam recordings or the thousandth video of ukraine drone footage.

        sometimes people genuinely just have a skill issue.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tell that to Japanese Prime Minister Abe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, and that's why he mentioned "half a brain." If you're a fairly intelligent person and you really, really, really want to kill someone, it's going to be tough to stop that from happening at some point. I think the average person is going to give up if it's someone that has a continuous guard detail and lives away from public access, but if you're a regular dude and someone wants very badly to kill you there's a pretty good chance you're gonna die. That's why the most effective way to avoid being assassinated when someone really wants to kill you is to disappear. It's the survival onion, but where Engaged is likely death

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The best way to not get killed is to make it unappealing, but even then some wacko hiding in a trunk might pull your number for giggles and what are you going to do about it? Die.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Find cover, call the authorities.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    take cover, or shoot at muzzle flash, but let's be real i'm dead instantly, you can't realisticly survive an ambush like that unless the shooter has frickin' parkinsons disease

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >how do you respond (assuming you're still alive)
    Attempt to capture and summarily execute the perpetrators. No jury will convict you assuming that they have already killed multiple people

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only got caught because he used the same car repeatedly

    Why don't more people shoot from nondescript cars?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      people with the brainpower to put together a successful sniping spree don't waste that brainpower on dumb shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda hard to buy a bunch of cars just so you can go around shooting people. Cars aren't cheap.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't afford multiple cars by 16, let alone ADULT age. You're not hustling hard enough. You need to up your sigma male grind set.

        Sniper car for everyday of the week by 30.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Using your own cars when you could simply stow away in other people's cars
          You will never understand what it's like to be a Yogurt Male.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This was the early 2000s mang. You could pick up a clunker for $100 if you wanted something that would last you a handful of years without giving you trouble you'd drop $1500.
        My buddies and I pooled spare change ($250) to buy a dodge intrepid for the sole purpose of smashing shit on booze cruises.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My Dad always said a car was worth at least $500 if the engine at least turned over back in the 2000's. I remember him buying several cheap ass cars he would do some minor shit to fix and would use them as winter beaters.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your dad had weak haggling game or wasn't willing to deal with ghetto/rural trash.
            To be fair you could just be in a different part of the country, but in Michigan you could snatch up clunkers for a days pay up until about 2011ish.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cash for clunkers made everything worse
          (23 yo who had to give my grandparents a 22 pistol in exchange for a car.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure professional hitmen do this.

      Maybe not the exact same setup, but consider the Boeing whistle-blower who got suicided recently. How do you think the hitman got him? A fake traffic stop? A shot from a concealed location? Some other method? How do you guard yourself?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too ashamed to post on /arg/ now, eh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the dude in the infographic white?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Black does the crime, Caucasoid gets the blame

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That pic was a hilarious set of circumstances. I mean all that guy tried to do was go on a booze cruise. Yet suddenly you can't hit the presidents motorcade. We used to be a country.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They were still chasing the perpetrators at that point in time. It was assumed that they were using a hunting rifle with a scope. As you can see, the details were off. It wasn't a magnified scope but a holographic sight, and it was two black muslims doing it. Serial killers tend to be white, so it wasn't actually a bad assumption to make at the time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was just a boy when it happened, but I still recall they were looking for a white man in a generic white van.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Serial killers tend to be white
          Lol, there's tons of black serial killers, but they don't get publicized because their modus operandi is pretty much just "kidnap, rape, and murder random young women." White serial killers typically have more of a targeted approach with some underlying psychological deviance that the media can spin into a story. Raping and killing half a dozen women cause you're just a horny and violent Black doesn't make for a very interesting story.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >but they don't get publicized because their modus operandi is pretty much just "kidnap, rape, and murder random young women."

            I think the issue is more that they prey on people in their own communities, which are distrustful of police and uninteresting to the media.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because journalists are evil. No matter how much you think you hate then it's not enough.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yep

          I was just a boy when it happened, but I still recall they were looking for a white man in a generic white van.

          the Black person wouldnt have the brains to do something this creative.

          The majority of shootings are perpetrated by Black men of colour

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Fa/tg/uy gunned down by cop after missing a critical roll
            Serves him right.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >What the altright wishes they had the balls to do.jpg

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >.jpg
              >altright wishes to be attacked by Black men of colour

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the Black person wouldnt have the brains to do something this creative.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Primary reason they weren't caught for so long is lack of motive. The moment they introduced it - they got caught immediately.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what happened?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D.C._sniper_attacks#Investigation

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with the multimeter?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reporters probably didn't know what it was and thought it was a bomb so included pictures of it lmao.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a Fluke.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        heres your (you)

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you start hearing bullet snaps you frickin run.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well I dont live in a shithole with people shooting in my direction every day so I doubt id realize they were bullet snaps in a timely enough manner and die

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whenever I'm in public I change directions randomly just in the slight chance a sniper is trying to shoot me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >snipers HATE him!
      >Avoid snipers with this One Neat Trick

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take cover, take note of the approximate source, and find a way to extract myself from the situation. I don't carry a rifle capable enough for that kind of situation, and I'm not about to sling lead indiscriminately. If I were to have my target rifle and spotting scope, I'd first have to find a place that provided enough concealment, get lucky enough to find the flash, if any, and then be confident enough in that assessment to actually take the shot, assuming someone doesn't shoot me first, thinking I'm the shooter. So really, the plan is going to have to be to retreat and keep myself and mine alive.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bulletproof car
    Bulletproof armor
    Bulletproof head (titanium implant)
    Problem solved poorgays

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >people think they can fight against state
    >*CIA parks indiscreetly 500 yds away from your path*

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How'd they ever find those gays?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not exactly an inconspicuous vehicle in 2002

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not exactly an inconspicuous vehicle in 2002

        Uh, yes it was. Zoomers forget about Obama's Cash For Clunkers program that helped erase a lot of the, then, commonly seen shit boxes in 2009. Back in the early 2000s no one would bat an eye at even station wagons still roaming the streets.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >commonly seen shit boxes
          >Back in the early 2000s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >a 10 year old vehicle is conspicuous
        What is this zoomer moronation?

        That's not what I was asking anyway. How the frick would anyone have known a gun blast came from a car where the guy in the car is just driving with the windows up? And then how would anyone have put it together that it WAS that car. People said it was all kinds of vehicles at the time, particularly a white van. Yet they were cornered in a rest stop somehow.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My mom *coincidentally* started making me pump her gas for her around this time. Gee, I wonder why...

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they don't know I'm countersniping with my own shooter in the trunk of my car

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pic related but i also add cars into my routine

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