>"Our dudes nailed 245 enemy tanks and approximately 678 armored vehicles of various types" - said putin

>"Our dudes nailed 245 enemy tanks and approximately 678 armored vehicles of various types" - said putin
Is this legit?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >approximately 678
    kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >45 678
      Lmao, I did not even notice it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we anally obliterated 123 aircraft, 456 tanks, 789 infantry
        kek

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit! Whats next?
        >1 Zelensky
        >245 tanks
        >678 armored vehicles
        >9 patriot systems
        >0 Russian soldiers lost

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And a partridge on a pear tree.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Boris Johnsohn and his SAS retinue

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved his face of mild consternation.
        That's some advanced vranyo.
        >the government knows it's lying
        >you know they're lying
        >they know you know they're lying but can't do shit about that
        >now the dictator realized on camera they're lying to him but can't do shit about that because it's day 483 of the 3-day military operation and he's committed way too far to pull out

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          day 3600 of the 24 hour hohol anti terror operation in donbas

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When it comes to Russian official figures, half it and apply it to them. This is how they get their numbers in the first place.

      https://i.imgur.com/NwQH5XD.png

      You know its bad when everybody including the audience they're trying to 'convince' ain't convinced by anything the Russian government says.

      https://i.imgur.com/tFUgBX4.jpg

      >"Our dudes nailed 245 enemy tanks and approximately 678 armored vehicles of various types" - said putin
      Is this legit?

      >counter offensive lost 300 armored vehicles and over 20k troops so far
      >hasn't even breached the first line of defense

      sorry sweetie, no refunds on all those expensive western super weapons

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/vSVDpd9.png

        >They also killed two and a half Zelenskyys.
        Shit that kind of loss requires at least another $trillion in aid right fellow westerners?

        It is afraid.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good morning sir

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for doing the needful.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ZOKA, the nafo guy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >defeated enemy continues its cowardly advance

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This sure sounds less like objective reporting and more like a last-ditch attempt to boost "morlae".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cum/chug/gers actually believe there's a Maginot tier first, second, etc "line of defense" and not just hastily dug trenches and sparse minefields for Russian troops to retreat behind

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is russia putting their artillery in front of their defensive lines?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is russia fighting so much before their defensive lines? If you have some epic bannanerheim-line build up doesnt it make sense to fight there? I get harassing the approach TO the line but at some point you gotta retreat to make use of defenses otherwise you take casualties for no reason.
          I imagine those 300 ossetians could have made use of a big defensive line to hold.
          (Unless of course the ukrainians ARE fighting the first defensive line and this secret super first line in the back is just cope, but that would mean russia is lying and when have they ever done that?)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you sure it wasn't 30,000 armored vehicles and 6 gorillion troops?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I heard it was three whole Space Marine legions

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            One of them was the Iron Hands so nothing of value was lost.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zoka
        That homie is one bad day away from telling Putin to kill himself again. This guy spent all of September 2022 behind a locked account.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't Vugledar fall?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop making fun of us immediately, comrade
            It's not funny

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            We are now approaching month eight of Russia's successful blitz on Vuhldevar, in which they have already legally, morally and technically totally annexed it, and only a stubborn Ukrainian occupying force delusionally claim otherwise

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How'd you do, sir?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >morlae

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >counter offensive lost 300 armored vehicles
        LMAO, those numbers keep shrinking and shrinking. Why are you contradicting the Supreme Monke?

        Also, may we see them?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zoka
        Didn't he promise to become ukieshill if *something that happened* happens?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no refunds on all those expensive western super weapons
        That's ok, they weren't paying for them anyway.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao, what has the KGB been telling big monke?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is the KGB, Anon

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When it comes to Russian official figures, half it and apply it to them. This is how they get their numbers in the first place.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can believe that those are the numbers putin was told

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >245 Leo2 already destroyed
    Hoholsisters... it's over.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they even get that many shipped to them?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they got around 70.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're countin since the beginning of 2023 or from the start of this frick frick circus of a war??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're countin the tanks destroyed in dreams

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >said putin

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1671528539655491585

    Is this legit?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, if you consider farm equipment to be tanks and armored vehicles.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >our dudes nailed 245 dudes and approximately 678 twinks
    fixed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      H-hot!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is more realistic than

      https://i.imgur.com/tFUgBX4.jpg

      >"Our dudes nailed 245 enemy tanks and approximately 678 armored vehicles of various types" - said putin
      Is this legit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >got the biggest motherfricker they could to stand in the doorway with a mak drawn
      guess the previous incident really got to them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's the guy wearing an Uruk Hai hand over his wiener to the boot camp medical.
        That's a power move.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Boris Johnsons
    Why do Russians suck so bad at war?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know its bad when everybody including the audience they're trying to 'convince' ain't convinced by anything the Russian government says.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is literally a 1.55m manlet, wearing heels. I don't give a frick what he says.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, trading 10 modernized T-72s for 1 old rustbucket of a T-72 that is used as morale support.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They also nailed 1000+ Bradleys, 500 HIMARS, 200 F-16s secretly transferred as well as a NATO Submarine squad in the Black Sea. They also killed two and a half Zelenskyys.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They also killed two and a half Zelenskyys.
      Shit that kind of loss requires at least another $trillion in aid right fellow westerners?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >245 Leo2 already destroyed
      Hoholsisters... it's over.

      Any good non-shitpost examples of Russia doing this? I've actually got one to contribute

      https://topwar.ru/206087-ukrainskie-voennye-prakticheski-perestali-primenjat-bpla-bayraktar.html

      >There are practically no fundamental distinctions between fighting against strategic drones like the US Reaper (MQ-9) or Turkey’s operational-tactical Bayraktar-TB and counteraction to crewed aircraft. The elimination of more than 130 Bayraktars, delivered to Ukraine during the whole period of the special military operation, is clear evidence of this.
      - General Andrey Demin, describing how Russia has shot down 130 of Ukraine's 50 Bayraktar drones by the end of 2022

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Turkish lawnmower = reaper
        Good coping.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Half as good for 1/50th of the price is a pretty decent ratio tbqh

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Try 1/10th as good, also, after a certain point, you get diminishing returns with money invested not necessarily matching effectiveness 1:1.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prigogine:

    ▪Pyatikhatki, Harvest, the northern part of Rabotino - under the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Huge chunks have been given to Ukraine.

    ▪The APU is located above Tokmak in the village of Sadovoye, and God forbid, if this is some kind of single group of 50-100 people.

    ▪There is no control, no weapons, no ammunition, soldiers write letters that they need shells, anti-tank weapons, grenades, armor-piercing cartridges.

    ▪On the sly from everyone, so that not a single military commander gets there, any information is shut up. Armed forces of Ukraine go towards Molochny Liman. If they go there, most of the territories captured during the so-called. "SVO" will be returned.

    ▪AFU begin to cross the Dnieper. The first DRGs appear in Naked Pristan. All this is completely hidden from everyone.

    ▪Russia will wake up one day and find out that Crimea has already been handed over to the Ukrainians.

    ▪All this happens against the backdrop of losses. A soldier cannot fight when there is a 50-60% shortage of personnel in the unit.

    ▪Everything that the leadership of "SVO" does is juggling facts in order to send beautiful reports to Moscow.

    ▪ "SVO" is carried out at the cost of the total destruction of the army. For what? So that some Shvonder gets a marshal's star. For him to paint himself on the frescoes in the temple of the Ministry of Defense.

    Full audio https://t.me/ToBeOr_Official/12290

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The APU is located above Tokmak in the village of Sadovoye, and God forbid, if this is some kind of single group of 50-100 people.
      wut

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        When did Russua lose Orkhive?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody knows where trench with SoF was.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the northern part of Rabotino
      >Sadovoye
      Enormous if veracious.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Over the course of a year and 4 months? Yeah, that's believable.
    Otherwise, pure science fiction.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ukies are so efficient that they repaired the same 5 tanks that keep getting destroyed 49 times

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    our air forces have shot down three pig dog galactic republic SDs, 152 y-wings, and 25 landing craft

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"t-series"
      GOOD MORNING SARS

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Frick it, just skip over the 3, it will seem legit Da?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Putin is being ridiculed in the public. They are going to kill him within 6 months. Screencap this.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*2*45678**

    dude was likely teaching his kids or grandkids numbers over the weekend

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Putin talking like a totally gnarly surfer from 80's California?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is this legit?
    No. P:ic related is though, typical Ukrainian losses are 1/2 to 1.3rd of Russian losses. Before you dispute this consider that they have western satellite and signals intelligence as well as more accurate and longer range artillery and more highly trained and experienced troops that are better equipped with everything from western donated body armour, camo, medical gear, body armour, rifles, optics, thermal and night vision as well as fighting on their own clay so its not that fricking surprising either.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No. Pic related is though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can we see these losses?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, there's countless videos of fields covered with vatnik corpses and columns of their worthless armor destroyed, that's why it's not hard to believe those, unlike russian claims with a grainy vid of some farm equipment being blown up.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I personally made a photo of each dead zigger. Give me your email and I'll send them to you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is while attacking defensive positions,isn't it though? Previous metrics showed that an attacker needed roughly 2x the number of defenders to break a position. That Ukies only need 1.2 to 1.3x the number of defenders is pretty amazing, and it's even more amazing that the ratio was skewed even more heavily in the Ukies favor when they were defending.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What gets lost in the conversation anytime that nominal ratio is brought up is how force-multipliers are supposed to play a role in the "neutralization" of the ratio's seemingly strict parameters.
        If two belligerents of equal or near-equal capability are at war, the ratio holds. If one opponent has the requisite force-multipliers (solid ISR, C3, well-practiced interoperability and combined-arms warfare, dominant air power and effective SEAD/DEAD, responsive, long-range, and precise artillery, etc.), then that belligerent can begin to seriously bite away at the constraints of the ratio.
        This basic thought process and theory is *THE* bedrock that the US and NATO's Cold War doctrine seemed to settle on by around the late 60s/early 70s, with militaries that reflected these ideas being fielded in earnest by the 80s in major Western nations, with the rest catching up throughout the 90s and early 00s.
        All this to say the Ukrainians have, at the barest fricking minimum, enough force multipliers to *consistently* overperform "against the ratio," basically (not uniformly, and definitely not overtly during the opening months through to around Several Donuts). Since then, with Bakhmut and Vulhedar being particularly high profile examples, the Ukrainians have been doing pretty decently as the nominal attacker:defender ratio goes.
        This offensive will be a challenge to keep it up, because on the attack, some of those multipliers count for a hell of a lot more than others, and with no real air power, shit's gonna be sporty, to say the least.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont forget that ukies are still under strict OPSEC
    They could be absolutely steamrolling the vatniks and we wouldnt know about it untill weeks later

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We would know from all the Russians begging for support on telegram and Girkin making suicide attempts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well. We do have vatnik tgram going apeshit, prighozin larping as a revolutionary, and girkin going somehow even more blackpilled than usual. So the hints are all there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they're trying to force russians to commit their reserves first. That's why the attacks are neither very strong, nor merely a probing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if russia already exhausted their reserves, but it was so pitiful that the ukrainans actually believe its a ruse, and not total collapse?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the true difficulty in fighting the Russian. They are the best liars in the world.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have hours of drone footage of over dozen distinct burning columns, or are they waiting a year to reveal those as well

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russian estimations of enemy losses are based on the following principle:

    If a Russian commander loses X pieces of equipment and Y number of soldiers during an operation, then he will report X+a and Y+b losses for the enemy, where X>>a>0 and Y>>b>0.

    As such, Russian estimations of enemy losses are very useful for estimating Russian losses. If they report the Ukrainians losing 245 tanks and 678 armored vehicles, then the Russians will have lost 200+ tanks and 600+ armored vehicles.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russia pays for every destroyed equipment, every non combat homosexual wants money too, that's how russian statistics are done. Not only oligarchy stealing, whole country are built on vranyo, stealing and ass fricking everyone

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is she blinking in Morse code?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My husband died in Ukraine and I'm too tied up with work to be there for our child

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cut the line, he is off his meds.
      >Cut. The. Line.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the femboy with the skyrim badge in the back?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't have 245 tanks to begin with. It's another lie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could they not when all of HATO is fighting there?!?!

      Why is russia fighting so much before their defensive lines? If you have some epic bannanerheim-line build up doesnt it make sense to fight there? I get harassing the approach TO the line but at some point you gotta retreat to make use of defenses otherwise you take casualties for no reason.
      I imagine those 300 ossetians could have made use of a big defensive line to hold.
      (Unless of course the ukrainians ARE fighting the first defensive line and this secret super first line in the back is just cope, but that would mean russia is lying and when have they ever done that?)

      Our glorious banan?! Lie?! No way!!!!!111

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard they also killed 90,1234 soldiers

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd hit to be perfectly clear.

    Which one tho?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know Ukrain managed to lose 11 of the leopard 2 tanks in one day
    Like the expensive ones

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    300 tanks, 800 bikes, 30 schools, 9,000 Bradleys and we're almost up to 4 Himars destroyed. Russian victory is assured, three days remain until total holol death and Z flies above the capital of Kiev.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's addressing the big monke himself, instead of pretending that he's talking about someone else

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, how does Strelkov always get away with saying stuff like this? If anyone else dared to voice such opinions, they'd get instadefenestrated.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        secret services-tier kompromat on various higher-ups, if he dies/disappears he pulls them down with him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the less moronic authoritarians understand the need for sources of negative feedback that operate outside the normal power structure. strelkov is connected, powerless, and will hang if he ever sets foot outside russia.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's a mouth-/chess piece for certain Powers That Be, namely higher-up FSB spooks and their oligarch backers. Poopin encourages these kind of blocs to an extent in order to create a stalemate (keeping each too weak to threaten him) between them by favoring one bloc one day and another the next.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think he's a mouth-piece exactly but there's probably silovik types who helped put Putin in power and maybe they give Girkin some cover but nothing that Girkin says is going to get back to Putin, who would report it?

          At most, it's an outlet for venting as you or another anon said. Maybe even a honey-pot if people agree with him too loudly in public.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >war
      Oh no, he said the naughty word! That's 10 years in the gulags.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those rules only apply to little people in Russia.
        I think Girkin has been saying that nearly all along.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd it were true, they'd be blasting pics/videos of it instead of the same like 8 tanks/IFVs from 100000 angles

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a mad man!

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