How would SWAT, the ATF, FBI, DEA Nasty Gals or generic LEO handle a raid of Willie Wonka if he turned into a violent despot? I mean if you watch the movie he's practically already there. What I want to discuss is how law enforcement or the military would handle apprehending or neutralizing such a dangerous individual assuming he has turned the Oompa Loompas into a militia and has the defenders advantage in addition to booby traps and what can only be considered exotic NBC type hazards
sorry I'm intoxicated and forgot he's british. How would the SAS, NATO, Interpol or UN or whatever handle taking down Wonka?
>ATF
>”during the siege the ommpa loompa militants accidentally set a blaze that quickly rampant across the factory with no survivors, very sad turn of events ;)”
I swear to God we had a similar threads a few months ago.
we did. I didn't make it. I made this one. It all kind of blurs together sometimes malliciousily or incomprehensibly but in a schizo way you can't prove that just subconciousily dissociates into a vaguely paralytic mental slude of irritation
the same way the Philly police handled the MOVE compound.
simply overheat the entire factory followed by quickly freezing it, the melted candy that then rapidly hardended would trap most making it much easier ot pick them off one by one
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You know I had to post it.
Plenty of ways to weaponize candy even before factoring in his wacky shit. Imagine the ATF breaches a door and become covered in superheated chocolate, candy cane ballista, and all sorts of other shit. Once the wacky Wonka shit comes into play, you suddenly have Oompa Loompas teleporting through TVs, shooting grape flavored darts that inflate and fricking explode anyone hit, and god only knows what else as any infiltration team tries to figure out how the frick 6-direction flying elevator works.
If he somehow ever gets cornered and is about to lose, he simply fires up the Snowpiercer and laughs as the chocolate factory self destructs to protect his trade secrets. You think Chernobyl was bad, imagine a candy factory powered by fricking magic and dreams exploding.
>Plenty of ways to weaponize candy
Sugar and saltpeter combined makes simple rocket fuel. Start there and make Hwachas.
redditful thread
honestly man frick you and your performative bullshit. I just got off a month long ban for a single post calling pittbulls "Black person dogs" on /k/ and just wanted to have some cheap lazy fun about 70's psychedelica cinema interlaced with weaponry. This site fricking sucks now.
im gonna give myself a 3 day ban RIGHT NOW. watch THIS
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>honestly man frick you and your performative bullshit. I just got off a month long ban for a single post calling pittbulls "Black person dogs" on /k/ and just wanted to have some cheap lazy fun about 70's psychedelica cinema interlaced with weaponry. This site fricking sucks now.
You're supposed to do that on PrepHole, that's why.
herd hundreds of dogs into the factory. they'll eat the chocolate and shit and drop dead everywhere, completely fricking up everything. eventually they'll get sick of it and give up
>herd hundreds of dogs into the factory. they'll eat the chocolate and shit and drop dead everywhere
We're trying to wargame how Willy Wonka would beat the ATF, not become the ATF
The point was clearly to trick the ATF into thinking Wonka was one of them.
>DEA Nasty Gals
The what? Is the DEA full of qts?
Please tell me that image is AI
Wouldn't surprise me if it was a clip from the movie (been way too long since I've seen that version) or some promotional material/event.
Jews suck
>Attacking Willy Wonka
Anyone who goes in isn't leaving.
I don't remember the Wonkaverse being this hardcore. Is this a screenshot of a Willy Wonka monster manual or some shit?
>he has never heard of the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where they go to space and hell in the Wonkavator
I remember reading that, and getting existential dread from it
Neat, I had only ever seen the movies.
>Google to see what it is
>top result fan site says "The plot for Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator is pretty out there, even by Dahl's standards"
>mfw
>Wonka is now fighting what appears to be aliens from a Lovecraft story
Based?
The casual speech bubbles above an eldritch horror acting like it's no big deal is killing my sides
Wonka would kick the shit out of fedboys.
Not a bad thread.