Probably wouldn't need to fire a shot. Just promise the Leaf Folk we'll lower taxes on consumer goods like beer& cigs. You have any idea how much a case of beer costs north of the border? Those bastards would literally hang their leaders if it meant the proce of a 30pk of Labatt went down to US prices
I mean, how bad is it? I know everything is more expensive in leafland, but how bad? A 6 pack of craft beer is usually $11 dollars here, I don't frick around much with domestics.
A 24 pack of Bud Light costs $45-$55 in Canada.
A 24 pack of Miller Lite is $55-$60 in Canada.
A 24 pack of Coors Banquet is $45-$60 in Canada.
A 24 pack of LaBatt is $35-$40 in Canada.
A 24 pack of High Life is $45-$50 in Canada.
A 24 pack of Michelob Ultra is $55-$60 in Canada.
All of the above are around $20-$30in the US. Leaf anons, just say the word and we will come offer you salvation
Bro you have no idea how dogshit Canadian medical services are. They literally euthanize people (legally) if the condition is too costly or they don't feel like putting the effort in. You ever hear "you get what you pay for"?
>bust out the medical costs and the Yanks begin to seethe on sight
Bro you have no idea how dogshit Canadian medical services are. They literally euthanize people (legally) if the condition is too costly or they don't feel like putting the effort in. You ever hear "you get what you pay for"?
There was a court ruling the other day in favour of some like 24 year old chick that wanted to get government suicided because she claimed to have adhd and was sad. Things are escalating.
There was a news article about how deaths in waiting rooms has been skyrocketing lately.
Surely we just need more immigrants to fix this problem
Yeah, no - they literally sent my cousin to Boston for a medical procedure and the Canadian health care system covered the tab because it’s a specialized cancer procedure that couldn’t be done in Montreal.
Life threatening stuff gets resolved quickly. Anything that won’t kill you has delays - admittedly even stuff that impacts your quality of life.
One system israelites you harder than the other - I’d rather pay higher taxes for the system that we have now even though it’s not perfect.
Meanwhile in Canada they won't even let you in the doors of a hospital and offer you MAID instead.
>Meanwhile in Canada they won't even let you in the doors of a hospital and offer you MAID instead.
If dumbasses want to apply for MAID because they’re homeless or autistic then go ahead - it’s a self correcting problem. I agree that MAID should only be reserved for stuff like terminal cancer but I don’t have an issue with the mentally ill doing everyone a favour and opting for MAID.
1 month ago
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>higher taxes
Only nominally. I forget where on youtube but I watched an accountant go over it once, back in 2018 or 2019 (before our economy got flushed). The average Texan, or the supposedly comparable PNW'er in Washington state, both without income tax, still end up paying about the same if not more. Just because they have less individual taxes being taken doesn't mean the total amount is necessarily lower. The point where you really suffer in Canada vs. the US is if you earn in the top 10%. That's where there are fewer loopholes for you and the sanctioned evasion is less productive. Median earners, before our insane CoL increase over the past five years, were better off here than there, minus a slight negative discrepancy in yearly income (around 5k USD iirc).
>Insurance companies and hospitals israeliteing each other
Health care debate is so fricking moronic. You’re going to pay one way or another for healthcare be it taxes or deductibles you’re going to get fricked. They have all the bargaining power when you’re literally haggling over your ability to live. It’s all the same shit just depends on if you want some lesbian in slacks working for the government to stamp your paperwork or some lesbian in slacks working for Aetna. Fricking moronic debate.
the issue is one medical thing in the US could financially ruin you forever, whereas it can't in Canada. and if you compare equivalent taxation vs. paying directly for healthcare, our taxes still aren't high enough to bankrupt an individual. it's taking the cost and spreading it out over everyone's tab, which is inherently what socialism does.
the healthcare sucks either way unless you're in the top percentile who can afford the really gucci stuff. everyone else just gets surly jamaican nurses spilling bed pans on you and leaving spoiled milk on your hospital tray for 2 days.
4 weeks ago
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I pay less in healthcare premiums than you pay in taxes. I'm also a vet so I qualify for tricare and I'd still rather have private insurance because government healthcare is just that shit.
I've never heard of someone losing their fricking house due to medical bills outside the US. the average American is one simple surgery away from being homeless.
You know insurance pays for that right? Too poor for insurance? There’s Medicaid or “Obamacare” subsidized plans.
My wife had our child and I paid something like $3,000.
>My wife had our child and I paid something like $3,000
You...had to pay thousands of dollars because your wife gave birth? What in the frick?
1 month ago
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>oh no goods and services cost money
Socialists don't understand this concept
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yes, and civilized countries have the government handle these shared goods and services.
Do you also get a private company invoice for your public roads and fire department?
1 month ago
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I pay my HOA for road maintenance, so yes, about $75 a year.
1 month ago
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>I pay my HOA for road maintenance, so yes, about $75 a year.
it's so fricking bizarre how people accept having the government outsource a lower layer of government to the private sector.
public government is bad enough, but a private government is even worse.
1 month ago
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>efficiency at local gov't level is bad because private sector is bad
This thread is only reinforcing my belief that we need to go liberate our estranged Northern brothers
1 month ago
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>what is a toll road
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yes, and civilized countries have the government handle these shared goods and services.
Do you also get a private company invoice for your public roads and fire department?
you're implying our government actually maintains roads
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yes, and civilized countries have the government handle these shared goods and services.
Do you also get a private company invoice for your public roads and fire department?
i get the feeling that if black people never existed in America, Americans would be almost as socialist as Europe or at least Canada.
1 month ago
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Yeah tbh the true evil of the Atlantic slave trade was bringing blacks to the New World. Now we have to deal with them in perpetuity
1 month ago
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maybe not, but it would definitely be far less of a mess
1 month ago
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Imagine what MLK jr would say if he saw the results of what he fought for
4 weeks ago
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The cultural and policy overlap between the Atlantic provinces and New England make that a certainty
1 month ago
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>giving birth >goods and services
it's unreal how easy it is to spot the highschoolers who just learned about reaganomics. imagine investing in your own population growth, you can take whatever contrarian stance aligns your beliefs with that. try antinatalism, it aligns with being an incel
1 month ago
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You pay 50% of your income in taxes? What the frick?
>3000 dollarydoos to deliver a child
What the frick?
Is there some kind of unlicensed village midwife option for the poor people? Like, does the local Wiccan coven do babies for free out of some sense of girl power solidarity?
4 weeks ago
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Poor people are on Medicaid and would be expected to pay a token sum to the hospital (like $100).
When I was in college full time and doing an internship part time I was on the state of Minnesotas health plan and paid $20/month and if I had to use it, the service was effectively free to me. Never ended up using it for anything though. Just had it in case of a car accident or whatever.
>moron bringing up the “muh healthcare” debate
Stay healthy and this wouldn’t be a problem. Why should you be forced to pay for someone else’s bad health who has no interest in your wellbeing?
Just claim to be shitskin refugees and they will let you in. Then wash off the mud, pull the guns, and blast their leadership. Open the gates for the conventional forces. Occupation would involve avoiding major cities and the northern lands during winter.
Nice to know you think your life is worth less than $150K. Also, buyers' clubs can be formed to help provide insurance to those who do not want a health plan tied exclusively to a job not to mention mutual insurance firms in which senior paying members vote on executives and some decisions.
Look man, I ain't fighting you dudes so long as you get us in on the second amendment. Hell, I will collaborate so fricking fast to get rid of the leftist fifth column if that's on the table.
I worked in a box factory in seattle and one of our clients was a wine company that sold kits of grape juice and yeast to canadians who were too cheap and lazy to go to the liquor store.
Nothing wrong with not wanting to pay taxes, and alcohol is taxed out the ass. There is no reason a bottle of alcoholic Welch should cost as much as 3 gallons of the non-alcoholic stuff.
If it's "literally nothing changes except for who's in charge" nobody would stop you.
If it's "No more single payer healthcare and the prescription costs are going to be held hostage by Big Pharma" I'd be IED'ing the living frick out of the #1 highway and dismantling railroad tracks.
Honestly just guaranteeing that Canadian citizenship transfers to American citizenship and its attendant benefits (the Constitution) would probably be enough that most of us would side with the invasion force.
Promise to execute anyone who was involved in running "Human Rights Tribunals" (aka, shitting on due process and the right to trial by a jury of our peers) and you'll get virtually everyone on your side.
>Honestly just guaranteeing that Canadian citizenship transfers to American citizenship
Why the absolute frick would we want to add MORE neoliberal cucks who would just immediately vote in more neoliberal cucks.
You get what you vote for, that's true in Canada as much as here.
I don't know if you've seen the mood in Canada lately but leafs are thoroughly soured on neoliberalism, far more so than Americans.
You'd also get 5 million stinking street shitting uneducated & unskilled pajeets
Most of them are temp workers anyways, not citizens. Ship back to India or just move them to southwestern states that are already using brown people as cheap labour.
How about put em in frickin gulags and force them to actually work those stinky fricks can barely make a god damned timmies coffee properly. Half the time they're just security guards so they can have some sort of authority over people without any real merit for such authority
>timmies coffee
Timms coffee beans are sold to McDonalds since like 2022. Timmy didn't renew his land lease. the best beans from the top of the hill are going to McDonalds now.
my burger friend from the south, you can't even deal with your own illegal immigration issues, how do you think trying to deport 6million pajeets who are not like your pajeets but are actual organized criminals will go?
I have never, in my life, voted for the Liberal Party of Canada. This is /k/, you gay Black person, what kind of Canadians do you think you're talking to here? You get us 2A, we get you unregistered SBS. It's mutually beneficial.
We wouldn't have to do shit. Canada is already destroying itself without any involvement from the U.S.
Exactly. They are blue state Americans, but worse. Canada is basically frozen over California.
https://i.imgur.com/FH81dxx.jpg
I have never, in my life, voted for the Liberal Party of Canada. This is /k/, you gay Black person, what kind of Canadians do you think you're talking to here? You get us 2A, we get you unregistered SBS. It's mutually beneficial.
>what kind of of Canadians do you think you're talking to here?
The smug communist butthole ones, the only kind of Canadians.
Ah yes, let's let the USA rule us instead, home to frick tons of monopolies they refuse to clear and allow the rich to bypass taxes, erode consumer rights and frick us over with lobbying.
There is nothing of value in this proposal for either side, that's why it would never happen.
>Rough occupation
How so? The only ones capable of putting up any sort of resistance towards an occupation wouldn't even be opposed to it. Unless you're talking about swarms of unarmed pajeets, they could just deport them all back to India on a cargo freighter. I hear they're quite good at piloting those.
The only way the occupation could be rough is if insurgents start laying tree trunks across the trans Canadian rail lines, because it would be ugly and the occupiers would probably scoop up entire towns (temporarily) in counterinsurgency raids
Surprise cruise missile spam on Canadian leadership and communications, followed by a mostly unopposed ground invasion. A few Antifa types fight against the invading "facism". A few "We're not American" patriots fight. It's ineffective, a state of martial law is imposed, it transitions into a puppet government over a year or two.
I don't know why we're invading Canada in the first place in this scenario. We usually do puppet governments, but annexation makes sense for a culturally similar people on our boarder.
>The year is 2026, after three years of civil war Dear Leader Trudeau is finally ousted by the forces of Poilievre. Millions of displaced pajeets have migrated south, running into the illegal migrants heading north. This has resulted in mad Max esque illegal immigrant gangs & camps sprouting up, completely destroying the remaining integrity of the US - CAN border. China has invaded Taiwan and is now poised to move in on the now weakened North Eastern part of the continent.
I’m Canadian and the Americans would have a piss easy time taking is over. The worst frickup they could make is being too violent with us (no need for cruise middle strikes) because that would us less sympathetic to the american invaders.
China still hasn't taken Taiwan because they're afraid to start shit with us until we've decayed more. They're only going to respond with "soft power" as we give you cheap beer, expensive medicine, and insult the village moose.
>puppet government
The best solution would be something similar to Lincolns deal to the South, which would enable the formation of state governments by a loyal minority, who would then redraw borders
American mechanized forces would get bogged down because the streets are full of shit from Indian immigrants, forcing the infantry to dismount and march on foot in full MOPP gear
Simple, all you have to do is walk to the boarder with a truckload of FALs and promise that the Canucks can have it if they deliver Trudeau's head or ass on a silver platter
This is moronic. Notwithstanding the fact that ~30% of sovereignists wanted Quebec to join the US once leaving Canada, allying with Quebec neuters ~40% of the Canadian Army, 2 of the biggest Canuck bases and at least 1 if not 2 of the 3 good regiments we have.
Yanks getting two steps over the border before the entire country capitulates.
Seriously, I'd gladly let the yanks walk through town with the star spangled banner if it meant gas didn't cost what it does.
Cost me $60 to fill HALF my tank.
Just a heads up in case this is one of those glowie "reading the room" deals, if you take the place, make sure you level Toronto, Ottawa, and all of Quebec, along with everyone there, if you don't, that cancer's gonna spread south.
Quebec would go to France or be independent. There’s little to no stomach to take in millions of Frenchmen who will be snooty about their language and demand welfare payments.
It does, and it's developed slightly in the interwar trilogy and abandoned entirely in the Settling Accounts tetralogy, except for the implication that a widespread Canadian uprising led to mass depopulation through warfare and resettlement
There's Thule, of course, but the incorporation of Greenland into the US (as a territory or whatever) is pretty much a given - as soon as the ice cap melts that untapped area's getting plundered before you can say "Citizen's Committee of Public Safety".
Medical healthcare system in Canada is great, and is for SOME reason you can't get medical attention (rationing or time), you can always cross the border to the USA for private medical care.
You want to take money out of hard working Canadians hands? The carbon tax is revenue neutral and 9/10 Canadians actually get back more on their rebates than they pay on the carbon tax.
>literal liberal party of canada campaign lines
I hope you live in panic knowing your name is connected to the salary you collect for what you are doing and that you will be crushed like a termite
>You want to take money out of hard working Canadians hands?
Canadians pay 50% + in taxes. We'll lower that for them too
>giving birth >goods and services
it's unreal how easy it is to spot the highschoolers who just learned about reaganomics. imagine investing in your own population growth, you can take whatever contrarian stance aligns your beliefs with that. try antinatalism, it aligns with being an incel
>investing in your own population growth
Canadians think letting in hordes of nonwhite immigrants and giving them free shit is "investing in population growth" Check back in 25yr and let me know how that goes for y'all
1 month ago
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Canada will be a super power with over 100m people
1 month ago
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apparently you're confusing americans having to pay to give birth with canadian immigration, which is either disingenuous or moronic, I'll let you choose. allowing your citizens to give birth without going into debt is just being a good first world country, I don't know why you expect me to defend canada's disastrous immigration policy. not sure who soured your grapes >8D8D
1 month ago
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>allowing your citizens to give birth without going into debt
*Allowing hordes of nonwhite immigrants to give birth for free in your country and then stay there
FTFY >Verification not required.
1 month ago
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>d&c
oh grow up
1 month ago
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>Allowing hordes of nonwhite immigrants to give birth for free in your country and then stay there
sounds like america should look after its own citizens first. not sure why this is hard for you to grasp?
1 month ago
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jokes on you i don't plan or want to live in Canada, i'm just going to take a vacation in Vancouver while on my 3rd trimester and "accidently" give birth there.
Then i'm going to go back to my home country with my newborn child AND a nice shiny canadian citizenship document for the little tot.
So that 18 years later once my child is an adult he/she can freely move to Canada and enjoy the benefits of Canadian citizenship while having been instilled with the cultural values of my home country.
1 month ago
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unironically by the time that child moves back there will be so many hate crimes they'd be safer in their paki shithole. live and learn
1 month ago
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Canadians only hate because they're too poor to compete with foreign buyers for retail property.
1 month ago
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>something something joe biden texas border divide and conquer qboomer seething
first my dad, now PrepHole? what has the world come to
4 weeks ago
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>getting priced out of your own country by foreign capital lmao just have a nice day
Trudeau voter spotted
1 month ago
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>3k for birth is le debt
Just be a Black person and you get paid
1 month ago
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as opposed to how Americans think having hordes of temporary "guest workers" be treated like shit and paid shit wages is a good idea?
1 month ago
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Unironically yes
1 month ago
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name one country that is able to attract a sizeable percentage of WHITE immigrants to their country.
1 month ago
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Israel
1 month ago
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upvoted for correct answer that will derail the thread
>The carbon tax is revenue neutral
Yes, that's why the Liberals gave a pass on heating oil that's used mainly in the Maritimes right as they started polling badly in the Maritimes, right? Because it's revenue neutral and people are getting back more than they pay?
>reusable grocery bags.
israelite Yorker here. This was forced on us during COVID, or technically slightly before.I initially hated it but not much has changed all things considered. I just need to source dog poopie bags elsewhere now.
Remember how Russians thought Ukrainians would just surrender and refuse to fight? That’s what would unironically happen in this case. Like 90% of the population would actively collaborate with the U.S. if it meant getting into the U.S.
I really doubt the US would do well. Canada is enormous, and would be hard to occupy. There's no point from a US or Canadian perspective to join together. We're bros already and trade, but do each do own thing
>There's no point from a US or Canadian perspective to join together.
Right off the top of my head, the US Constitution. Canada does not have anything like that. Our "Charter of Rights and Freedoms" is deliberately vague (i.e. we have "freedom of expression" instead of "freedom of speech") and contains a clause that allows the government to suspend it whenever they feel like it. In other words, we don't actually have any legally entrenched rights the way Americans do.
So from a Canadian perspective, there is reason to join together... we would get better protection from government abuse.
Nta, and I agree that's just semantics, but it's literally irrelevant because >The clause that says the right is only guaranteed to a "reasonable" degree >The clause that allows the government to outright suspend constitutional rights
Our bill of rights is truly a sick joke. It wasn't written by revolutionarys, like the US Bill of Rights was. It was written by already-entrenched government elites who just wanted the credit for writing a national Constitution, but never had any intention of actually ceding power to the serfs.
4 weeks ago
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The US has a constitution has a suspension clause too, though. So maybe this soap box you're on isnt that high
4 weeks ago
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The suspension clause in the US Constitution can be invoked only during an armed rebellion or an invasion of the homeland, moron. Did you even read it, or did you just get butthurt, google "Constitution suspension clause", and come back without actually looking at it?
4 weeks ago
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamdi_v._Rumsfeld
The US government has the more recent track record of trying to fist frick it's own citizens though. But let's keep pretending the yanks love freedom more
4 weeks ago
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>Links a case that affirms the constitutional rights of detainees
What did you mean by this? Also >The US government has the more recent track record of trying to fist frick it's own citizens though
Fricking what? In the last six months, the Trudeau government passed a massive anti-gun bill AND a massive internet censorship bill. Our government is playing the "fistfrick your own citizens" speedrun
4 weeks ago
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Your reading comprehension is shit. You claim the bill of rights is better because...just because. And yet it didnt stop the government from suspending Habeus Corpus until the supreme court saved their ass.
The argument you were trying make is that the US bill of rights is so star spangled awesome that they wouldnt be able to do it in the first place.
In effect neither of them are worth a god damn when the chips are down
4 weeks ago
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>You claim the bill of rights is better because...just because
I claim it's better because it can't be suspended on a whim. >B-but they did suspe-
And then SCOTUS did their job and upheld the constitution when the feds violated it. If this was Canada, there'd be no recourse, because it's completely constitutional to suspend the constitution whenever you want. My reading comprehension isn't shit, I just thought this was fricking obvious enough that I didn't have to explain it.
4 weeks ago
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The notwithstandimg clause requires a majority vote from every province and territory in the country.
The US government just needs to fiddle with the wording on a presidential executive order.
4 weeks ago
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>The notwithstandimg clause requires a majority vote from every province and territory in the country
No it does not. Where did you get that idea? There are provinces that are invoking it right now. All it requires is a "review" of the violating law every 5 years
4 weeks ago
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>The notwithstandimg clause requires a majority vote from every province and territory in the country.
No it does not. All it takes is to be reenshrined every few (I think 5) years.
4 weeks ago
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>the government was LE BAD right up until...the government was LE STOPPED by... LE GOVERNMENT
checks and balances you stupid syrup huffing, dog fricking, tree-blowing, moose-riding moron
4 weeks ago
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If you wanted to point out weaknesses in the Bill of Rights, the play would have been to point out how the courts hasn't done shit to stop assault weapon bans and other obviously unconstitutional gun laws across a swathe of states
4 weeks ago
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In Canada we just pay terrorists about 10 million as long as they are diverse enough.
4 weeks ago
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Can we stop calling them yanks, you homosexuals? This isn't fricking England, we drive in the right side of the road in this country
>hard to occupy
90% of the population lives within 100 miles of the US border. For example, the only place in Manitoba that's worth owning is Winnipeg; the rest of the giant province is farms and wild space with a single rail line running through it
That's true. But I think people inherently rebel when hostile powers come knocking. Canada has a lot of territory for rebels to operate, even if Canada's population is mainly in the south
literally just blockade canada's ports. Canada isn't food independent, hasn't been for about 40 years. They maintain a moronic domestic policy that basically hands out licenses annually for produce rights. So they have a national hard cap on who, and how many farms are allowed to raise chickens and how many chickens for market, cows to be culled, or who can grow what crops and a basic total level of how many hectares of what crop is allowed. All while they strictly limit or tax imports from places like the USA. A month of wartime consumption and panic buying without foreign import would see the country collapse.
They don't have the military capacity in any way to launch counter attacks into US Soil at any part of their border. Their current military is functionally non existent it's an army in name only. Their navy "might" score a couple hits in the opening minutes of the fighting, but wouldn't last a day beyond the opening salvos.
Why would any Canadian soldier fight to defend Canadian landlords? Canadian soldiers can't even afford homes, they have to rent apartments at exorbitant rates from the landlord class, take second jobs, and many of them even have to go to food banks.
Just promise fair wages and decent on-base housing & meals and the entire Canadian military other than the political officers at the top will defect immediately.
a few guys in suits singing paper. eventually Canadians will realize it's better to be with the US then opposed and will let themselves into the Union or form a North American EU with the US and Mexico
exactly plus with mexico in the Union there's no ilegal immagration because the mexicans are already here plus the southern border wall would be in Guatemala which has a much smaller area of land to defend from those filly fillthy H*ndurans
I will cooperate and do anything you want if you can lower this hellish cost of living. I need to breed. I ain't dying for a country that forces me to pay my landlords mortgage so I can never afford my own.
>US decides to invade >Some libtard in the US state department goes "Oh no, those poor Canadians. We have to warn them!" >Canada's government is so incompetent they spend $50 million on Mckinsey consultants on what to do >Also there's no C4 to blow up any of the bridges over the Great Lakes or St Lawrence because it was wasted on a Department of National Defence consultations for $250 million >American invasion goes off without a hitch because they spent more time deliberating instead of doing anything
This is legitimately what would happen. Canada is paralyzed in bureaucratic stupidity. Ottawa puts American Federal stupidity to shame with it's bloat and malaise.
Canada almost immediately capitulating and laying out the red carpet as scornfully as possible. They'll do nothing to resist occupation and will gladly reap the benefits while endlessly pissing and moaning about how much more they liked the old leadership
The first unconstitutional law passed by congress and signed into law by the president was one that outlawed Americans who fought for the independence of Canadians and other Americans. Ideally any war with Canada would be because of a recognition that the founding fathers did not go far enough.
>the river Saskatchewan has become completely impassible due to the density of ironic hipster pirates. >the mounties have rebelled over being expected to pose for pictures too many times, all surviving members of parliament have been hogtied and trampled under hoof. >Quebec has declared itself to be a part of France, France has so far failed to find them on a map.
Just take out the guy at the top (and that goddamn NDP sikh who sucks his wiener) and you'll get unlimited lifetime beer for freeing us. Please consider it.
Canada's own federal police is now warning that pretty much everyone under the age of 35 is a potential terrorist because the situation when it comes to housing and grocery prices is so bad that pretty much everyone who isn't a boomer feels like there's zero hope for the future.
You could literally just offer to build more houses and half the population would be ready to kill for you.
Western democracies are very weak in terms of leadership. The system actively discourages strong leadership and promotes insider bureaucratic employment empires. So no one can actually do anything outside what everyone else wants to do. So when a Canadian government wants to do something it’ll end up in something useless like a consultation because that’s all it CAN do. And significant change in course will be held back, diluted or just stopped by the various bureaucracies.
I'd fricking welcome it at this point - the current government is running the country into the ground, and we've been deeply compromised by by politicians riding China's dick.
America isn't exactly beating back the CCP tooth and nail either though. Sure we're slowly divesting but that's more because China themselves are witch hunting any outsider companies for potential espionage.
Anon, you want your ground beef LESS lean. Lean ground beef is cheaper. Same thing for whole beef cuts -
the leaner and tougher (skirt steak) the cheaper. All the really lean, tough cuts that don't sell on Monday they throw into a meatgrinder and sell it as 90%+ lean ground beef on Wednesday. I'm sure it appeals to some PrepHoleizens but the professional burger makers, and Joe Averageburger, want FATTY ground beef.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
shhh don't tell people. It's like with chicken thighs being cheaper than chicken breasts. The objectively better fatty cut is cheaper
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Anon, this isn't a secret to anyone except the new zoom zooms in our underwater mongolian throat singing community.
Also the reason chicken breast costs more is because they need to pay a dude to skillfully extract it. For the thighs they just cut up the chicken into thirds with a bit ol' cleaver.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>skillfully
Kek
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
i've seen some nice breasts wrapped in plastic. Aesthetic and plump.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You get less meat with the thigh too, it's more fat and cartilage. Chicken fat is gross, it's not the kind you want to eat.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You shut your prostitute mouth
schmatz is delicious.
.t not israelite
4 weeks ago
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>wants more fat and less protein
fat idiot
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
i'm not saying its good for you, but rendered chicken fat and chicken cracklings is/are delicious.
4 weeks ago
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>cracklings
N
4 weeks ago
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>i
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
When you eat a roast chicken, do you want it with the skin or without? The fatty skin make breast taste good.
4 weeks ago
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I peel the skin off and throw it in the garbage and then rinse the chicken in the sink to remove any lipid interfetterence
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Skirt steak prices jumped ever since hispanic immigrants. Same with chicken wings and roody poos.
>If we annexed Canada, Americans would go from being called burgers to syrupoors
Got another 3 or 4 pounder thawing in fridge I got around st. Pat's this year that I want to use first bc it's wrapped in typical styrofoam and saran wrap, and that would freezer burn first
The US doesn't even crack the list of the next twenty countries I'd consider living in if I couldn't live in Canada.
Aside from a few mouth-breathing libertarians and some others desperate to try to suck Trump's wiener at a MAGA rally, the one national characteristic of Canadians is that we have no desire to be Americans, and most want nothing to do with your shit-show.
your government literally just released a report that said they expect your living standards to decrease over the next 5 years due to immigration, and then they recommended doubling down on it, really shows how much your own govt hates you.
>Aside from a few mouth-breathing libertarians and some others desperate to try to suck Trump's wiener
I'm neither, and I'd be be fighting on the American side the second the first boot crossed the border
That's hilarious because Quebecers love you guys so much. If it was up to them, people from France would be the only ones allowed to move there, unironically
Interesting. Why do they have such a poor reputation? As an American I simply dislike them for speaking French. What are other reasons to dislike them?
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They're buttholes with unwarranted arrogance.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Think of your average Frenchman, how stuck up and high on his own farts he is. Thats a Fr*nch canadian, but his word salad is even more garbled.
I swear the language does something to their brains.
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They're anti-gun homosexuals that always vote for gun control, for one. We have provinces out west trying to fight Trudeau's gun agenda, and the fricking Quebec government is riding federal wiener and pushing for even more
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>Why do they have such a poor reputation?
With French-Canadians in the RoC specifically, its only because Quebec (and the Bloc subsequently) took the stance in the 60s~70s to abandon them to their fate, more or less. It pays lip service to the idea of defending French-Canadian outside of Quebec but absolutely nothing else.
Those communities are incredibly isolated and small so its not like they actually have any cultural contact with Quebec anyways.
Also, /k/ is the official haunt of Prarie morons (not that all Prarie folks are morons, they are in fact the nicest Canucks, but the ones here are more or less so) so don't expect a fair evaluation anyhow. They just literally, unironically cannot get over the fact that their women go absolutely nuts for Quebec accents (which is just sad because they truth is that all women are vulnerable to accents you just have to figure out which ones works one which).
having a two-tier medical system in Canada is great.
Have a costly serious medical procedure? Government will pick up the tab.
Have a less serious medical problem but want it done NOW? Just cross the border to the nearest American city for the medical procedure.
>Quebec Independence >Leaf Anglo military getting Prighozin'd on steroids >Western provinces take steps toward secession to USA as they did about 100 years ago in Great Depression times. >Chinese & Russian bullshit has to be preempted
I always imagined that the best way for a complete US invasion (and annexation) of Canada would require a Canadian Military coup that is cooperating with the invasion force.
However I have no idea how bad things are in Canada and how pozzed the Canadian military is.
If you just nuke Toronto out of existence, Canadian life will improve by many folds, include Montreal, and our country would be 10x better than the US, and we'll make Mogadishu look like a day at McDonald's playrooms for you fricking mutts.
Invading from Greenland and Alaska would be pointless your supply lines would be stretched before you met any resistance.
Simply militarising the border would force capitulation.
Probably wouldn't need to fire a shot. Just promise the Leaf Folk we'll lower taxes on consumer goods like beer& cigs. You have any idea how much a case of beer costs north of the border? Those bastards would literally hang their leaders if it meant the proce of a 30pk of Labatt went down to US prices
I mean, how bad is it? I know everything is more expensive in leafland, but how bad? A 6 pack of craft beer is usually $11 dollars here, I don't frick around much with domestics.
6x355 local craft goes for about $10-15 CAD.
Jesus, some smaller craft breweries here can still be had for $9-10/6 pack. I don't buy much liquor, but what are those prices like?
Heres what it cost at my local craft brewery
God what a bunch of gay shit
It's actually more expensive in the US, then.
I'm not a craft drinker but a six pack of the cheapest tallboys is gonna be 15/16 leafbucks
You have no idea how bad things really are...
Ahhhhhh, save me soberman, I'm thirsty
A 24 pack of Bud Light costs $45-$55 in Canada.
A 24 pack of Miller Lite is $55-$60 in Canada.
A 24 pack of Coors Banquet is $45-$60 in Canada.
A 24 pack of LaBatt is $35-$40 in Canada.
A 24 pack of High Life is $45-$50 in Canada.
A 24 pack of Michelob Ultra is $55-$60 in Canada.
All of the above are around $20-$30in the US. Leaf anons, just say the word and we will come offer you salvation
>salvation
nah...nah man we're good
Meanwhile in Canada they won't even let you in the doors of a hospital and offer you MAID instead.
>bust out the medical costs and the Yanks begin to seethe on sight
clockwork
Bro you have no idea how dogshit Canadian medical services are. They literally euthanize people (legally) if the condition is too costly or they don't feel like putting the effort in. You ever hear "you get what you pay for"?
There was a court ruling the other day in favour of some like 24 year old chick that wanted to get government suicided because she claimed to have adhd and was sad. Things are escalating.
There was a news article about how deaths in waiting rooms has been skyrocketing lately.
Surely we just need more immigrants to fix this problem
Yeah, no - they literally sent my cousin to Boston for a medical procedure and the Canadian health care system covered the tab because it’s a specialized cancer procedure that couldn’t be done in Montreal.
Life threatening stuff gets resolved quickly. Anything that won’t kill you has delays - admittedly even stuff that impacts your quality of life.
One system israelites you harder than the other - I’d rather pay higher taxes for the system that we have now even though it’s not perfect.
>Meanwhile in Canada they won't even let you in the doors of a hospital and offer you MAID instead.
If dumbasses want to apply for MAID because they’re homeless or autistic then go ahead - it’s a self correcting problem. I agree that MAID should only be reserved for stuff like terminal cancer but I don’t have an issue with the mentally ill doing everyone a favour and opting for MAID.
>higher taxes
Only nominally. I forget where on youtube but I watched an accountant go over it once, back in 2018 or 2019 (before our economy got flushed). The average Texan, or the supposedly comparable PNW'er in Washington state, both without income tax, still end up paying about the same if not more. Just because they have less individual taxes being taken doesn't mean the total amount is necessarily lower. The point where you really suffer in Canada vs. the US is if you earn in the top 10%. That's where there are fewer loopholes for you and the sanctioned evasion is less productive. Median earners, before our insane CoL increase over the past five years, were better off here than there, minus a slight negative discrepancy in yearly income (around 5k USD iirc).
>Insurance companies and hospitals israeliteing each other
Health care debate is so fricking moronic. You’re going to pay one way or another for healthcare be it taxes or deductibles you’re going to get fricked. They have all the bargaining power when you’re literally haggling over your ability to live. It’s all the same shit just depends on if you want some lesbian in slacks working for the government to stamp your paperwork or some lesbian in slacks working for Aetna. Fricking moronic debate.
the issue is one medical thing in the US could financially ruin you forever, whereas it can't in Canada. and if you compare equivalent taxation vs. paying directly for healthcare, our taxes still aren't high enough to bankrupt an individual. it's taking the cost and spreading it out over everyone's tab, which is inherently what socialism does.
the healthcare sucks either way unless you're in the top percentile who can afford the really gucci stuff. everyone else just gets surly jamaican nurses spilling bed pans on you and leaving spoiled milk on your hospital tray for 2 days.
I pay less in healthcare premiums than you pay in taxes. I'm also a vet so I qualify for tricare and I'd still rather have private insurance because government healthcare is just that shit.
I've never heard of someone losing their fricking house due to medical bills outside the US. the average American is one simple surgery away from being homeless.
You know insurance pays for that right? Too poor for insurance? There’s Medicaid or “Obamacare” subsidized plans.
My wife had our child and I paid something like $3,000.
>My wife had our child and I paid something like $3,000
You...had to pay thousands of dollars because your wife gave birth? What in the frick?
>oh no goods and services cost money
Socialists don't understand this concept
Yes, and civilized countries have the government handle these shared goods and services.
Do you also get a private company invoice for your public roads and fire department?
I pay my HOA for road maintenance, so yes, about $75 a year.
>I pay my HOA for road maintenance, so yes, about $75 a year.
it's so fricking bizarre how people accept having the government outsource a lower layer of government to the private sector.
public government is bad enough, but a private government is even worse.
>efficiency at local gov't level is bad because private sector is bad
This thread is only reinforcing my belief that we need to go liberate our estranged Northern brothers
>what is a toll road
you're implying our government actually maintains roads
i get the feeling that if black people never existed in America, Americans would be almost as socialist as Europe or at least Canada.
Yeah tbh the true evil of the Atlantic slave trade was bringing blacks to the New World. Now we have to deal with them in perpetuity
maybe not, but it would definitely be far less of a mess
Imagine what MLK jr would say if he saw the results of what he fought for
The cultural and policy overlap between the Atlantic provinces and New England make that a certainty
>giving birth
>goods and services
it's unreal how easy it is to spot the highschoolers who just learned about reaganomics. imagine investing in your own population growth, you can take whatever contrarian stance aligns your beliefs with that. try antinatalism, it aligns with being an incel
You pay 50% of your income in taxes? What the frick?
It’s more then that i bet if you do the math
>3000 dollarydoos to deliver a child
What the frick?
Is there some kind of unlicensed village midwife option for the poor people? Like, does the local Wiccan coven do babies for free out of some sense of girl power solidarity?
Poor people are on Medicaid and would be expected to pay a token sum to the hospital (like $100).
When I was in college full time and doing an internship part time I was on the state of Minnesotas health plan and paid $20/month and if I had to use it, the service was effectively free to me. Never ended up using it for anything though. Just had it in case of a car accident or whatever.
If you have to go to the hospital in Canada and need something that isn’t covered by your provincial health plan you pay out of pocket still.
our own healthcare system is imploding, so much so that local ERs are closing and staff are quitting on mass.
>moron bringing up the “muh healthcare” debate
Stay healthy and this wouldn’t be a problem. Why should you be forced to pay for someone else’s bad health who has no interest in your wellbeing?
Because it's a moronic leftist. If Canada were to join the US the healthcare would just be left alone and ran state by state
Just claim to be shitskin refugees and they will let you in. Then wash off the mud, pull the guns, and blast their leadership. Open the gates for the conventional forces. Occupation would involve avoiding major cities and the northern lands during winter.
Nice to know you think your life is worth less than $150K. Also, buyers' clubs can be formed to help provide insurance to those who do not want a health plan tied exclusively to a job not to mention mutual insurance firms in which senior paying members vote on executives and some decisions.
Look man, I ain't fighting you dudes so long as you get us in on the second amendment. Hell, I will collaborate so fricking fast to get rid of the leftist fifth column if that's on the table.
i just bought a small pound and a half beef roast for $26, please come save us! Our government wants us dead.
I paid $2.11 per LITRE of 87 octane gasoline on the westcoast yesterday, that's how bad it is.
Yeah pretty much. This + CC rules and removal of magazine laws/dumbass PAL system and we’d welcome you with open arms
You can make your own alcohol for personal use, can't you?
Idk about in Canada but here in Ohio absolutely
The masking tape is a nice touch
Thanks. All I had on hand
the saudi monarchy doesn't want you to know this but anyone can make alcohol for personal use because you can't ban bread yeast and honey
do not comply
I worked in a box factory in seattle and one of our clients was a wine company that sold kits of grape juice and yeast to canadians who were too cheap and lazy to go to the liquor store.
>I worked at a hardware store that sold oil filters to people who were too cheap and lazy to go to Mr. Lube
>too cheap and lazy to go to the liquor store.
Nothing wrong with not wanting to pay taxes, and alcohol is taxed out the ass. There is no reason a bottle of alcoholic Welch should cost as much as 3 gallons of the non-alcoholic stuff.
I think we did the same during prohibition.
>the Labatt putsch
Just give a free Green Card to each canadian citizen and wait for 5 years. No mutt wars.
you underestimate our armoured division
>armhurr durr division
Canuck here. Depends what you're offering.
If it's "literally nothing changes except for who's in charge" nobody would stop you.
If it's "No more single payer healthcare and the prescription costs are going to be held hostage by Big Pharma" I'd be IED'ing the living frick out of the #1 highway and dismantling railroad tracks.
Absolutely most based statement I've heard, Canadians have to fix Canadian issues, not take on the American ones
The deal is that Ontario get buckbroke and Vancouver gets forcibly deSinosized
>forcibly deSinosized
With the next generation. I'll do my part.
Anyone who speaks french gets deported to mexico
Honestly just guaranteeing that Canadian citizenship transfers to American citizenship and its attendant benefits (the Constitution) would probably be enough that most of us would side with the invasion force.
Promise to execute anyone who was involved in running "Human Rights Tribunals" (aka, shitting on due process and the right to trial by a jury of our peers) and you'll get virtually everyone on your side.
>Honestly just guaranteeing that Canadian citizenship transfers to American citizenship
Why the absolute frick would we want to add MORE neoliberal cucks who would just immediately vote in more neoliberal cucks.
You get what you vote for, that's true in Canada as much as here.
You'd also get 5 million stinking street shitting uneducated & unskilled pajeets
I don't know if you've seen the mood in Canada lately but leafs are thoroughly soured on neoliberalism, far more so than Americans.
Most of them are temp workers anyways, not citizens. Ship back to India or just move them to southwestern states that are already using brown people as cheap labour.
How about put em in frickin gulags and force them to actually work those stinky fricks can barely make a god damned timmies coffee properly. Half the time they're just security guards so they can have some sort of authority over people without any real merit for such authority
>timmies coffee
Timms coffee beans are sold to McDonalds since like 2022. Timmy didn't renew his land lease. the best beans from the top of the hill are going to McDonalds now.
my burger friend from the south, you can't even deal with your own illegal immigration issues, how do you think trying to deport 6million pajeets who are not like your pajeets but are actual organized criminals will go?
>Canada
>neoliberal
Stop misusing words you moron
I have never, in my life, voted for the Liberal Party of Canada. This is /k/, you gay Black person, what kind of Canadians do you think you're talking to here? You get us 2A, we get you unregistered SBS. It's mutually beneficial.
>This is /k/, you gay Black person, what kind of Canadians do you think you're talking to here?
>this is /k/
Do you really want that answer?
We wouldn't have to do shit. Canada is already destroying itself without any involvement from the U.S.
Exactly. They are blue state Americans, but worse. Canada is basically frozen over California.
>what kind of of Canadians do you think you're talking to here?
The smug communist butthole ones, the only kind of Canadians.
>the only kind of Canadians
It's a bigger country than the US, you ignorant Black person
Trudeau supporters will be disenfranchised by the new Patriot governments supported by the occupation authorities
Ah yes, let's let the USA rule us instead, home to frick tons of monopolies they refuse to clear and allow the rich to bypass taxes, erode consumer rights and frick us over with lobbying.
There is nothing of value in this proposal for either side, that's why it would never happen.
>home to frick tons of monopolies they refuse to clear and allow the rich to bypass taxes, erode consumer rights and frick us over with lobbying
Ah yes, our Canadian monopolies would never do this, our cell phone cartels and oil barons are clear evidence
You just described Toronto
>If he called me a good girl I would willingly take the wiener in my ass
>getting basic human right is... le bad!
>being ruled by the liberal-ndp party is... le good!
You are a bootlicker.
You sound like you view Jordan Peterson as your father.
>Jordan Peterson
He's a good man, just confused about Russia and should stfu about foreign policy.
Just do it already
>t. Alberta
>What would it look like?
piss easy invasion
rough occupation
>Rough occupation
How so? The only ones capable of putting up any sort of resistance towards an occupation wouldn't even be opposed to it. Unless you're talking about swarms of unarmed pajeets, they could just deport them all back to India on a cargo freighter. I hear they're quite good at piloting those.
Canada's logistical network can be (and has been) crippled by like 5 alcoholic Natives on ATVs
The only way the occupation could be rough is if insurgents start laying tree trunks across the trans Canadian rail lines, because it would be ugly and the occupiers would probably scoop up entire towns (temporarily) in counterinsurgency raids
>What would it look like?
Surprise cruise missile spam on Canadian leadership and communications, followed by a mostly unopposed ground invasion. A few Antifa types fight against the invading "facism". A few "We're not American" patriots fight. It's ineffective, a state of martial law is imposed, it transitions into a puppet government over a year or two.
99% of Canadian gun owners would welcome American occupation & any "antifa" types there might be are unarmed.
only if they are white
>puppet government
Not full annexation?
First you install the puppet govt, then you get the people to vote in favor of joining the Union; state-by-state. Or I guess province-by-province
I don't know why we're invading Canada in the first place in this scenario. We usually do puppet governments, but annexation makes sense for a culturally similar people on our boarder.
>The year is 2026, after three years of civil war Dear Leader Trudeau is finally ousted by the forces of Poilievre. Millions of displaced pajeets have migrated south, running into the illegal migrants heading north. This has resulted in mad Max esque illegal immigrant gangs & camps sprouting up, completely destroying the remaining integrity of the US - CAN border. China has invaded Taiwan and is now poised to move in on the now weakened North Eastern part of the continent.
To finish the revolution.
It's already finished, why do you think everything is so fricking gay?
The revolution is as perpetual as the struggle of life.
Let's say the Russians funded a coup d'état in Canada 10 years ago or so after which the Russians started building up the Canadian military
"Don't worry Mr President, we already have a man in mind and you won't believe how cheap he comes" - CIA probably
And the Chinks/Russians will just spam infiltrate Northern Canada through the Arctic and BC and fund various guerilla movements DUMB FRICK
Why would this change whatever is keeping them from doing that now?
Did you miss the part where I fricking said MILLIONS OF FRICKING PAJEETS!? LAKE MICHIGAN FECES CONTENT AT 1000% BY 2025
>Lake Michigan
You picked the single Great Lake that doesn’t boarder Canada. Good job dumbass.
That was the point you absolute fricking mong lmao zero critical thinking skills
Why would you want to add 30 Million Indian and Chinese to your domain?
Also you guys sound like the average Russian talking about Ukraine before the invasion.
I’m Canadian and the Americans would have a piss easy time taking is over. The worst frickup they could make is being too violent with us (no need for cruise middle strikes) because that would us less sympathetic to the american invaders.
>he thinks shooting US rockets at our politicians is a threat
my dude
>wipe out Canadian leadership
>Canadian resistance is improved
>it transitions into a puppet government over a year or two.
China would never allow you to displace their puppet government for one of your own. You've got another thing coming, bucko.
China still hasn't taken Taiwan because they're afraid to start shit with us until we've decayed more. They're only going to respond with "soft power" as we give you cheap beer, expensive medicine, and insult the village moose.
>puppet government
The best solution would be something similar to Lincolns deal to the South, which would enable the formation of state governments by a loyal minority, who would then redraw borders
The best way to actually empower China and Russia is by invading Canada, fricking moron.
Just do it already, Canada is basically your vassal state at this point anyways I want better guns
T.Leaf
And Russia has more Arctic bases than the whole of NATO btw. They'll be useful for once
American mechanized forces would get bogged down because the streets are full of shit from Indian immigrants, forcing the infantry to dismount and march on foot in full MOPP gear
They'd have to bring flame throwers back just to clear the shit streets out of obstacles for regular movement, and I don't mean pajeet bowel movement
They would laugh the stupid thing off and soldiers would go home.
Simple, all you have to do is walk to the boarder with a truckload of FALs and promise that the Canucks can have it if they deliver Trudeau's head or ass on a silver platter
Justine would enjoy that second option
kek I don't think Greenland would participate in the day of the rake
This will happen in 50 years apparently. We just need to develop power armors first.
Offer to firebomb Quebec
We must liberate Unibroue from the tyranny of Quebec
Frenchies have more affection for the US than Ontarians do purely as an anti-Canadian measure
Just saying
This is moronic. Notwithstanding the fact that ~30% of sovereignists wanted Quebec to join the US once leaving Canada, allying with Quebec neuters ~40% of the Canadian Army, 2 of the biggest Canuck bases and at least 1 if not 2 of the 3 good regiments we have.
Why would frenchies want to join the United States? They won’t get nearly the deference that Canada has shown them.
I mean, we have a federal system too. If the quebecois had several states, they could have French as the state language and do their own thing
A lot of cold fatties and Black folk with frostbite.
>What would it look like?
A lot of dead chinks
You spelled hispanics wrong considering they're the ones doing the invading
I wasn't aware Canada shared a border with Mexico
>What would it look like?
a parade, with crayons
Yanks getting two steps over the border before the entire country capitulates.
Seriously, I'd gladly let the yanks walk through town with the star spangled banner if it meant gas didn't cost what it does.
Cost me $60 to fill HALF my tank.
Just a heads up in case this is one of those glowie "reading the room" deals, if you take the place, make sure you level Toronto, Ottawa, and all of Quebec, along with everyone there, if you don't, that cancer's gonna spread south.
Quebec would go to France or be independent. There’s little to no stomach to take in millions of Frenchmen who will be snooty about their language and demand welfare payments.
Quebec is going to be an 'independent' ethnostate like Puerto Rico
>Have to deal with the quebecois for the rest of US history
I'd really rather not
you want your cake you have to eat it, too
Eat your cake and have it too
Harry Turtledove’s Great War series (I think) has an extensive subplot involving US annexation and occupation of Canada
It does, and it's developed slightly in the interwar trilogy and abandoned entirely in the Settling Accounts tetralogy, except for the implication that a widespread Canadian uprising led to mass depopulation through warfare and resettlement
America will give you the same guaranteed rights under the constitution in your new puppet government, cheaper beer and gas, and level Quebec.
In return we want all of your maple syrup, crownlands become American only hunting preserves, and you have to take Bieber back.
Comply with these demands or we genocide you leafBlack folk and take them anyway.
Wait, when did we (the US) take over Greenland? I know I'm a heavy sleeper, but not that bad.
There's Thule, of course, but the incorporation of Greenland into the US (as a territory or whatever) is pretty much a given - as soon as the ice cap melts that untapped area's getting plundered before you can say "Citizen's Committee of Public Safety".
Amphibious assault on great lakes, west and east coast would go swimmingly.
Canada's empty belt and Khalistan would wage decades long resistance.
Medical healthcare system in Canada is great, and is for SOME reason you can't get medical attention (rationing or time), you can always cross the border to the USA for private medical care.
honestly a win win situation.
Americans can do the same thing as well by going to Mexico to get cheaper medical care or medicine.
Always funny to me that shills are unable to grasp that countries can share borders with another country that doesn't want to kill them all.
We don't want to kill the Canadians, we just want to save them from socialism and gain access to their immaculate hunting grounds and oil fields
You don’t want our oil. You’ll have to pay a carbon tax on it. Also don’t forget to bring reusable grocery bags.
moron. We'll abolish such regulations when the Canadian people vote to join the Union
You want to take money out of hard working Canadians hands? The carbon tax is revenue neutral and 9/10 Canadians actually get back more on their rebates than they pay on the carbon tax.
>literal liberal party of canada campaign lines
I hope you live in panic knowing your name is connected to the salary you collect for what you are doing and that you will be crushed like a termite
>You want to take money out of hard working Canadians hands?
Canadians pay 50% + in taxes. We'll lower that for them too
>investing in your own population growth
Canadians think letting in hordes of nonwhite immigrants and giving them free shit is "investing in population growth" Check back in 25yr and let me know how that goes for y'all
Canada will be a super power with over 100m people
apparently you're confusing americans having to pay to give birth with canadian immigration, which is either disingenuous or moronic, I'll let you choose. allowing your citizens to give birth without going into debt is just being a good first world country, I don't know why you expect me to defend canada's disastrous immigration policy. not sure who soured your grapes
>8D8D
>allowing your citizens to give birth without going into debt
*Allowing hordes of nonwhite immigrants to give birth for free in your country and then stay there
FTFY
>Verification not required.
>d&c
oh grow up
>Allowing hordes of nonwhite immigrants to give birth for free in your country and then stay there
sounds like america should look after its own citizens first. not sure why this is hard for you to grasp?
jokes on you i don't plan or want to live in Canada, i'm just going to take a vacation in Vancouver while on my 3rd trimester and "accidently" give birth there.
Then i'm going to go back to my home country with my newborn child AND a nice shiny canadian citizenship document for the little tot.
So that 18 years later once my child is an adult he/she can freely move to Canada and enjoy the benefits of Canadian citizenship while having been instilled with the cultural values of my home country.
unironically by the time that child moves back there will be so many hate crimes they'd be safer in their paki shithole. live and learn
Canadians only hate because they're too poor to compete with foreign buyers for retail property.
>something something joe biden texas border divide and conquer qboomer seething
first my dad, now PrepHole? what has the world come to
>getting priced out of your own country by foreign capital lmao just have a nice day
Trudeau voter spotted
>3k for birth is le debt
Just be a Black person and you get paid
as opposed to how Americans think having hordes of temporary "guest workers" be treated like shit and paid shit wages is a good idea?
Unironically yes
name one country that is able to attract a sizeable percentage of WHITE immigrants to their country.
Israel
upvoted for correct answer that will derail the thread
USA
>The carbon tax is revenue neutral
Yes, that's why the Liberals gave a pass on heating oil that's used mainly in the Maritimes right as they started polling badly in the Maritimes, right? Because it's revenue neutral and people are getting back more than they pay?
Those are all State level issues though, no? California has a carbon tax and bag ban iirc
What’s California’s price per ton on carbon? 26$?
We’re at 80$ a ton and plan on reaching 160$ in the next couple years
>reusable grocery bags.
israelite Yorker here. This was forced on us during COVID, or technically slightly before.I initially hated it but not much has changed all things considered. I just need to source dog poopie bags elsewhere now.
Is that dog rabid?
>dog
its a dragon, can't you use your eyes?
>surrounded by three oceans
>one giant buffer state to the south to absorb migrants.
being Canadian is great, yup.
Canada's migrants come by plane, not land. Greetings from New Delhi
Remember how Russians thought Ukrainians would just surrender and refuse to fight? That’s what would unironically happen in this case. Like 90% of the population would actively collaborate with the U.S. if it meant getting into the U.S.
>thinks US is as bad as Russia and Canada as good as Ukraine.
I bet you shill for paragliders and strenght in diversity.
I really doubt the US would do well. Canada is enormous, and would be hard to occupy. There's no point from a US or Canadian perspective to join together. We're bros already and trade, but do each do own thing
>t. burger
>There's no point from a US or Canadian perspective to join together.
Right off the top of my head, the US Constitution. Canada does not have anything like that. Our "Charter of Rights and Freedoms" is deliberately vague (i.e. we have "freedom of expression" instead of "freedom of speech") and contains a clause that allows the government to suspend it whenever they feel like it. In other words, we don't actually have any legally entrenched rights the way Americans do.
So from a Canadian perspective, there is reason to join together... we would get better protection from government abuse.
Semantics, freedom of expression makes more sense because it could mean art, music and writing.
Nta, and I agree that's just semantics, but it's literally irrelevant because
>The clause that says the right is only guaranteed to a "reasonable" degree
>The clause that allows the government to outright suspend constitutional rights
Our bill of rights is truly a sick joke. It wasn't written by revolutionarys, like the US Bill of Rights was. It was written by already-entrenched government elites who just wanted the credit for writing a national Constitution, but never had any intention of actually ceding power to the serfs.
The US has a constitution has a suspension clause too, though. So maybe this soap box you're on isnt that high
The suspension clause in the US Constitution can be invoked only during an armed rebellion or an invasion of the homeland, moron. Did you even read it, or did you just get butthurt, google "Constitution suspension clause", and come back without actually looking at it?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamdi_v._Rumsfeld
The US government has the more recent track record of trying to fist frick it's own citizens though. But let's keep pretending the yanks love freedom more
>Links a case that affirms the constitutional rights of detainees
What did you mean by this? Also
>The US government has the more recent track record of trying to fist frick it's own citizens though
Fricking what? In the last six months, the Trudeau government passed a massive anti-gun bill AND a massive internet censorship bill. Our government is playing the "fistfrick your own citizens" speedrun
Your reading comprehension is shit. You claim the bill of rights is better because...just because. And yet it didnt stop the government from suspending Habeus Corpus until the supreme court saved their ass.
The argument you were trying make is that the US bill of rights is so star spangled awesome that they wouldnt be able to do it in the first place.
In effect neither of them are worth a god damn when the chips are down
>You claim the bill of rights is better because...just because
I claim it's better because it can't be suspended on a whim.
>B-but they did suspe-
And then SCOTUS did their job and upheld the constitution when the feds violated it. If this was Canada, there'd be no recourse, because it's completely constitutional to suspend the constitution whenever you want. My reading comprehension isn't shit, I just thought this was fricking obvious enough that I didn't have to explain it.
The notwithstandimg clause requires a majority vote from every province and territory in the country.
The US government just needs to fiddle with the wording on a presidential executive order.
>The notwithstandimg clause requires a majority vote from every province and territory in the country
No it does not. Where did you get that idea? There are provinces that are invoking it right now. All it requires is a "review" of the violating law every 5 years
>The notwithstandimg clause requires a majority vote from every province and territory in the country.
No it does not. All it takes is to be reenshrined every few (I think 5) years.
>the government was LE BAD right up until...the government was LE STOPPED by... LE GOVERNMENT
checks and balances you stupid syrup huffing, dog fricking, tree-blowing, moose-riding moron
If you wanted to point out weaknesses in the Bill of Rights, the play would have been to point out how the courts hasn't done shit to stop assault weapon bans and other obviously unconstitutional gun laws across a swathe of states
In Canada we just pay terrorists about 10 million as long as they are diverse enough.
Can we stop calling them yanks, you homosexuals? This isn't fricking England, we drive in the right side of the road in this country
The US 1st Amendment includes expression, meaning it's more comprehensive than your Cuck-nadian BS
>hard to occupy
90% of the population lives within 100 miles of the US border. For example, the only place in Manitoba that's worth owning is Winnipeg; the rest of the giant province is farms and wild space with a single rail line running through it
That's true. But I think people inherently rebel when hostile powers come knocking. Canada has a lot of territory for rebels to operate, even if Canada's population is mainly in the south
No, he means Canadians wouldn't fight back.
The US isn't going to steal their washing machines or give them AIDS, so I don't think your comparison is apt
The best part is that it's narrated by Sylvester Stallone.
>The Canadian Loyalist guy has a British accent
moronic
Lol didn't realize these homies are surrounded without seeing the American flags even though we've all seen this map a gazillion times.
literally just blockade canada's ports. Canada isn't food independent, hasn't been for about 40 years. They maintain a moronic domestic policy that basically hands out licenses annually for produce rights. So they have a national hard cap on who, and how many farms are allowed to raise chickens and how many chickens for market, cows to be culled, or who can grow what crops and a basic total level of how many hectares of what crop is allowed. All while they strictly limit or tax imports from places like the USA. A month of wartime consumption and panic buying without foreign import would see the country collapse.
They don't have the military capacity in any way to launch counter attacks into US Soil at any part of their border. Their current military is functionally non existent it's an army in name only. Their navy "might" score a couple hits in the opening minutes of the fighting, but wouldn't last a day beyond the opening salvos.
Why would any Canadian soldier fight to defend Canadian landlords? Canadian soldiers can't even afford homes, they have to rent apartments at exorbitant rates from the landlord class, take second jobs, and many of them even have to go to food banks.
Just promise fair wages and decent on-base housing & meals and the entire Canadian military other than the political officers at the top will defect immediately.
i think that falls under the "functionally non existent"
I would put my life on the line to keep our proportion of basketballers from climbing up well beyond the already unbearable 4% of the population.
Extremely comfy. Sam Hyde would support it apparently
>Captcha: SAMH
pretty sure fledgling AI has fused with the captcha generator as I've gotten tons of relatable captchas lately:
>VAGY
>SHOT
>JNEY
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a few guys in suits singing paper. eventually Canadians will realize it's better to be with the US then opposed and will let themselves into the Union or form a North American EU with the US and Mexico
>forming a Union with Mexico
lol nein, this stipulation would result in the worst form of guerrilla and attrition warfare imaginable
Excellent, we need an excuse to wipe out the cartels
exactly plus with mexico in the Union there's no ilegal immagration because the mexicans are already here plus the southern border wall would be in Guatemala which has a much smaller area of land to defend from those filly fillthy H*ndurans
I will cooperate and do anything you want if you can lower this hellish cost of living. I need to breed. I ain't dying for a country that forces me to pay my landlords mortgage so I can never afford my own.
>US decides to invade
>Some libtard in the US state department goes "Oh no, those poor Canadians. We have to warn them!"
>Canada's government is so incompetent they spend $50 million on Mckinsey consultants on what to do
>Also there's no C4 to blow up any of the bridges over the Great Lakes or St Lawrence because it was wasted on a Department of National Defence consultations for $250 million
>American invasion goes off without a hitch because they spent more time deliberating instead of doing anything
This is legitimately what would happen. Canada is paralyzed in bureaucratic stupidity. Ottawa puts American Federal stupidity to shame with it's bloat and malaise.
This is hilarious to me, because it's almost entirely the opposite.
The US has orders of magnitude more administrative and bureaucratic bloat compared to Canadian governments, both provincial and federal.
Not worth it unless we eradicate 100% of the Canadian scum.
You don't want those commie serfs voting.
Anchlussing Canada is natural and good but I don't want Quebec.
Canada almost immediately capitulating and laying out the red carpet as scornfully as possible. They'll do nothing to resist occupation and will gladly reap the benefits while endlessly pissing and moaning about how much more they liked the old leadership
Don't make me beg
Please
unfortunately without intent to exterminate all 40 million bugmen/pajeets to our north there is no way the operation can be successful
…why else would we bother invading?
>not one moron in this thread realizing they are mixing CAD and USD without converting when comparing prices
The thread is one dude arguing with himself mostly.
The first unconstitutional law passed by congress and signed into law by the president was one that outlawed Americans who fought for the independence of Canadians and other Americans. Ideally any war with Canada would be because of a recognition that the founding fathers did not go far enough.
>day 771 of the 3 days special raking operation
>Quebec front collapsed
>leafs took Vancouver back
>US forces still stuck in Toronto outskirts
>the river Saskatchewan has become completely impassible due to the density of ironic hipster pirates.
>the mounties have rebelled over being expected to pose for pictures too many times, all surviving members of parliament have been hogtied and trampled under hoof.
>Quebec has declared itself to be a part of France, France has so far failed to find them on a map.
Hopefully like this.
yes
Just take out the guy at the top (and that goddamn NDP sikh who sucks his wiener) and you'll get unlimited lifetime beer for freeing us. Please consider it.
Thanks, eh!
Canada's own federal police is now warning that pretty much everyone under the age of 35 is a potential terrorist because the situation when it comes to housing and grocery prices is so bad that pretty much everyone who isn't a boomer feels like there's zero hope for the future.
You could literally just offer to build more houses and half the population would be ready to kill for you.
I hate to be that guy but, source?
https://nationalpost.com/opinion/secret-rcmp-report-warns-canadians-may-revolt-once-they-realize-how-broke-they-are#:~:text=A%20secret%20RCMP%20report%20is,hopelessness%20of%20their%20economic%20situation.
Here you go.
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/24512494-rcmp-whole-of-government-five-year-trends-for-canada
Here is the very censored document
Western democracies are very weak in terms of leadership. The system actively discourages strong leadership and promotes insider bureaucratic employment empires. So no one can actually do anything outside what everyone else wants to do. So when a Canadian government wants to do something it’ll end up in something useless like a consultation because that’s all it CAN do. And significant change in course will be held back, diluted or just stopped by the various bureaucracies.
What will the outcome of The Second Pig War be?
man all these responses sounds like what russians said before they invaded ukraine
God I hope so
>what russians said
"Eww, we don't want to deal with Fr*nch C*nadians. The vodka is not worth the squeeze."
???
I'd fricking welcome it at this point - the current government is running the country into the ground, and we've been deeply compromised by by politicians riding China's dick.
America isn't exactly beating back the CCP tooth and nail either though. Sure we're slowly divesting but that's more because China themselves are witch hunting any outsider companies for potential espionage.
Hey Canada, how's it going?
Frankly I'm shocked at our own prices.
What are you doing buying luxury ground beef
Pregnant wife craved burgers. By the time time I came home with needed produce she made chicken tacos from the 5$ rotisserie Costco chicken.
What's next luxury soup or skirt steak?
I made a killer lentil and Italian sausage soup yesterday. Kinda spicy and idk where the spice came from.
How is 80% luxury?
>How is 80% luxury?
I add bacon grease to it to make it 100% luxury.
That would make it lower. The percentage is leanness
Anon, you want your ground beef LESS lean. Lean ground beef is cheaper. Same thing for whole beef cuts -
the leaner and tougher (skirt steak) the cheaper. All the really lean, tough cuts that don't sell on Monday they throw into a meatgrinder and sell it as 90%+ lean ground beef on Wednesday. I'm sure it appeals to some PrepHoleizens but the professional burger makers, and Joe Averageburger, want FATTY ground beef.
shhh don't tell people. It's like with chicken thighs being cheaper than chicken breasts. The objectively better fatty cut is cheaper
Anon, this isn't a secret to anyone except the new zoom zooms in our underwater mongolian throat singing community.
Also the reason chicken breast costs more is because they need to pay a dude to skillfully extract it. For the thighs they just cut up the chicken into thirds with a bit ol' cleaver.
>skillfully
Kek
i've seen some nice breasts wrapped in plastic. Aesthetic and plump.
You get less meat with the thigh too, it's more fat and cartilage. Chicken fat is gross, it's not the kind you want to eat.
You shut your prostitute mouth
schmatz is delicious.
.t not israelite
>wants more fat and less protein
fat idiot
i'm not saying its good for you, but rendered chicken fat and chicken cracklings is/are delicious.
>cracklings
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When you eat a roast chicken, do you want it with the skin or without? The fatty skin make breast taste good.
I peel the skin off and throw it in the garbage and then rinse the chicken in the sink to remove any lipid interfetterence
Skirt steak prices jumped ever since hispanic immigrants. Same with chicken wings and roody poos.
>If we annexed Canada, Americans would go from being called burgers to syrupoors
But why?
>corned beef
>from September of some year
did you try to pull a bamboozle you sneaky you?
Deep freezer. Already vacuum packed.
Got another 3 or 4 pounder thawing in fridge I got around st. Pat's this year that I want to use first bc it's wrapped in typical styrofoam and saran wrap, and that would freezer burn first
The US doesn't even crack the list of the next twenty countries I'd consider living in if I couldn't live in Canada.
Aside from a few mouth-breathing libertarians and some others desperate to try to suck Trump's wiener at a MAGA rally, the one national characteristic of Canadians is that we have no desire to be Americans, and most want nothing to do with your shit-show.
No thanks.
your government literally just released a report that said they expect your living standards to decrease over the next 5 years due to immigration, and then they recommended doubling down on it, really shows how much your own govt hates you.
>Aside from a few mouth-breathing libertarians and some others desperate to try to suck Trump's wiener
I'm neither, and I'd be be fighting on the American side the second the first boot crossed the border
if you guys want quebec you can have quebec.
we don't want them.
We don’t want them either. Maybe France will pay a token sum for the land.
Frog here. You'll have to pay us, we don't want them either.
i'll guess we'll have to sink them
Why wouldn’t France want them?
French Quebecois is to Euro Français as Mexicans are to Spaniards. Its so diverged both cultures are incompatible.
That's hilarious because Quebecers love you guys so much. If it was up to them, people from France would be the only ones allowed to move there, unironically
That's funny because Spain is actively importing Latin Americans as guest workers because they're less explodey and rapey than North Africans
Black person even French Canadians outside of Quebec hate the Quebecois.
Interesting. Why do they have such a poor reputation? As an American I simply dislike them for speaking French. What are other reasons to dislike them?
They're buttholes with unwarranted arrogance.
Think of your average Frenchman, how stuck up and high on his own farts he is. Thats a Fr*nch canadian, but his word salad is even more garbled.
I swear the language does something to their brains.
They're anti-gun homosexuals that always vote for gun control, for one. We have provinces out west trying to fight Trudeau's gun agenda, and the fricking Quebec government is riding federal wiener and pushing for even more
>Why do they have such a poor reputation?
With French-Canadians in the RoC specifically, its only because Quebec (and the Bloc subsequently) took the stance in the 60s~70s to abandon them to their fate, more or less. It pays lip service to the idea of defending French-Canadian outside of Quebec but absolutely nothing else.
Those communities are incredibly isolated and small so its not like they actually have any cultural contact with Quebec anyways.
Also, /k/ is the official haunt of Prarie morons (not that all Prarie folks are morons, they are in fact the nicest Canucks, but the ones here are more or less so) so don't expect a fair evaluation anyhow. They just literally, unironically cannot get over the fact that their women go absolutely nuts for Quebec accents (which is just sad because they truth is that all women are vulnerable to accents you just have to figure out which ones works one which).
What's the problem, they're not brown enough for you?
Kek, and yet you people can't stop migrating here.
Quebec used to be one of the few places in the world where israelites could not enter by law.
Stop paying them that annual $15 million bribe and they'll leave like they wanted to in the 70s
Maaaaaybe
You'll think of me
When you are alllll aloooone
having a two-tier medical system in Canada is great.
Have a costly serious medical procedure? Government will pick up the tab.
Have a less serious medical problem but want it done NOW? Just cross the border to the nearest American city for the medical procedure.
war crimes and maple syrup everywhere until Canada capitulates
>Quebec Independence
>Leaf Anglo military getting Prighozin'd on steroids
>Western provinces take steps toward secession to USA as they did about 100 years ago in Great Depression times.
>Chinese & Russian bullshit has to be preempted
>Leaf mobiks get raked by drones on live TV
>leaf mobiks
>mobiks
haha yes I was hoping one of you obsessed redditors could somehow make this a ukraine thread thanks!
BROWN
UNIVERSITY
Total muttoid extermination is what will happen. Muttoids dying excruciating deaths is always good for the world.
I always imagined that the best way for a complete US invasion (and annexation) of Canada would require a Canadian Military coup that is cooperating with the invasion force.
However I have no idea how bad things are in Canada and how pozzed the Canadian military is.
day of the rake, leaf
Will never come, because you gays unfortunately don't have the balls to finish what you started
If you just nuke Toronto out of existence, Canadian life will improve by many folds, include Montreal, and our country would be 10x better than the US, and we'll make Mogadishu look like a day at McDonald's playrooms for you fricking mutts.
I don't get what you're trying to say at all
How? Your only two cities just got nuked
Wrong just give the farmers tanks and guns with a few spec ops handlers and the problem will fix itself
cucknadian and US green card holder (living in the US) here. Where can I sign up to volunteer for such an operation to liberate my ancestral home?
Invading from Greenland and Alaska would be pointless your supply lines would be stretched before you met any resistance.
Simply militarising the border would force capitulation.
Still need a token force there to establish claim.
And to harass the geese so they know who the new top dog is.
But then how are we supposed to use the ALCOM F-22s?