Officer: You got any weapons on you? Me: Just this.. >picrel. What's the cop reaction?

Officer: You got any weapons on you?
Me: Just this..
>picrel
What's the cop reaction?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BWAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAAHAA *COUGH *COUGH AAAHAHAHAHAAA *WHEEZES

      Profuse bleeding both internal and external, pants shitting, and b***h weeping begging for mercy. As God intended.

      Okay? why tho? its a good pistol? i got it at bass pro shop its my first gun? and im white

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The g3s and g2s are fine enough. People are just going to shit on it because taurus has a history of bad qc. Even today they make frick ups but probably because there's been 3-4 iterations of that gun in particular that they worked out the kinks and issues.
        Tldr taurus beta testing on customers and it takes them ~20 years to get it right unless it's a beretta 92 that had only minor changes. Even the revolvers are just smith and wessons with small changes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This.

          I carry a G2c almost every fricking day and never had a single malfunction!
          My only complain is the trigger, it's bad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tldr
          >just as long as the read

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This.

          I carry a G2c almost every fricking day and never had a single malfunction!
          My only complain is the trigger, it's bad.

          Greetings, fellow sensible G series apprecionados

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about the gun it's about pigs dying in agony.
        >but what about the gun
        Le Generique 9mm. Whatever.
        >i already got it give me validation am i kawaii uguu
        Save the last round for yourself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a smidge better than Hipoint, carried by the exact kind of people would you image owning a Hipoint.

        It's not about the gun it's about pigs dying in agony.
        >but what about the gun
        Le Generique 9mm. Whatever.
        >i already got it give me validation am i kawaii uguu
        Save the last round for yourself.

        You have to be at least 18 to post on this website.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its a mid pistol for lower classes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you want a cheap gun to frick with on the range or cerekoat its fine. If you need something to trust your life to, just pay like 100 bucks more for a sheild plus or a canick. your life is worth at least that much

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BWAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAAHAA *COUGH *COUGH AAAHAHAHAHAAA *WHEEZES

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Profuse bleeding both internal and external, pants shitting, and b***h weeping begging for mercy. As God intended.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tries to clear weapon
    >doesnt drop mag
    >fumbles around trying to rack the slide
    >ejects and chambers another round
    >then another
    >points it at you as he tries to look into the ejection port
    >drops the mag on the ground
    >points it at himself to get the last round out of the chamber
    >tosses it on your hood
    >it slides off and hits the ground

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Officer: You got any weapons on you?
    Would you have to say yes if you are carrying the nuclear football?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the big case they carry around is just for show. its actually a nokia cellphone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >traffic stop
      >guns in bags and cases all over vehicle
      >"got any weapons on you?"
      >circle with my finger and begin to list off the types of weapons and their locations
      >he gives me a tentative okay and goes back to his patrol car
      nothing happened

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That'd be like claiming an index card you wrote your gun safe combination on is a weapon.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Officer: You got any weapons on you?
    Should I report my penis?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Você tem licença para porte de arma, amigo?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    happened to me with even cheaper gun
    he held it like it was gross but clearly shit himself a bit at my crossdraw appendix gunslinger carry

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s going to assume you’re a criminal. I can not count the number of times ghetto trash would come to me looking for 30 round mags for the PT111/G2C/G3C at my old job.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the cop reaction?
    "STOP REACHING! STOP REACHING!"
    BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
    (reloading sounds)
    "SHOTSFIREDSHOTSFIREDINEEDBACKUP
    PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD
    STOP MOVING
    SHOW ME YOUR HANDS
    LAY ON THE GROUND
    STOP MOVING
    WALK BACKWARDS TO MY VOICE
    STOP MOVING"
    BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying
      How hard is it to stop reaching for your waistline when there's 5 armed dudes yelling at you to stop reaching for your waistline for the 38th time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude was drunk at a hotel, and his pants were falling down because he didnt expect to be crawling around on all fours that evening

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll let you go with a warning because I'll pity your poor ass

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fun fact over half our ATF trace requests are for tauruses.
    Honestly the mag should be pre loaded and permanently attached to the frame. The average taurus buyer is probably going to throw it into a river after its been used anyway

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cares what cops think about him
    What a frickin, blue line cuck.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick ya mudda

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Laughs as he lets you off with a warning back to your hood and ghetto dump of an apartment building, where eventually you'll use it to kill your neighbor crack dealer for $80 and a baggie

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