Now with the cost of living crisis in full swing in the UK why don't people build disguised rocket mass heaters in their flats/houses and vent the smokeless exhaust out of their windows for heating/cooking and feed it very affordably with wood pellets?
>Oy, you got a license for those hydrocarbons?
Easily detectable using a thermal camera.
>Easily detectable using a thermal camera.
Wouldn't they just think it was some legal woodburning stove or appliance? Why would police go after something like this? Is venting out of your windows something police would follow up on?
>legal woodburning stove or appliance?
>implying that's legal
you're only allowed to do that if you live in an expensive enough house that you wouldn't have to
they want to make burning coal and wood illegal too
oh nowwie I guess at least theres always batch cooking in a pressure cooker and freezing the rest only eating potatoes and beans and also never using the heating and only using insulating materials to keep warm like wool (tried using an arctic rated sleeping bag over this winter now it no longer keeps me warm cus all the insulation is compacted)
>tfw been wearing my winter coat and hat around the house until recently
i feel personally attacked
mold is the real problem anyway it's not hard to stay personally warm but unless you can ventilate your living space mold can be a serious issue
it's very widespread in the uk because we don't have ac and people have no idea how to look after their home so they close their windows in winter and just trap the humidity in bad houses without natural ventilation
heating reduces the relative humidity but even then it needs a place to end up
of course you can just buy a dehumidifier now but people don't
i fricking hate how we build houses fricking disgusting rotten two bed terraces that plague this country
Oh yea thats the problem isnt it, I've been watching a lot of documentaries and videos of people in really poorly insulated places in the UK having to constantly keep windows open and wipe down their moldy walls so they don't get any health issues
And yea about the hat and winter coat, it's weird recently it's become warmer for me too, I thought January and February would be the coldest months but I think December was, I guess climate change innit
Did some rough calculations on a dehumidifier mine goes from 85 humidity to about 50 in under an hour and uses like 180w, I guess if I only needed to do this once a day it'd be like £50 a year but I'm not sure if this is exactly how humidity works
yeah OP be careful, there are well-funded government teams doing FLIR flyovers of the entire UK to detect this behaviour. they are a branch of the government agency that also detects people who bypass their meters and don't pay their TV license. you're going to get fined and imprisoned for 100 years the minute you light the match
americans have got three jokes about the uk, and none of them are funny, but for some reason they still feel the need to shit up every thread which doesn't concern them.
rosbif trash
>none of them are funny
Brits are our brothers who stayed home. Canadians are our brothers who stayed loyal to the crown. We want prosperity for our brothers.
the uk has one joke and it's their country
>OI YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO STAY WARM!!!
at that point just go full schizo and gun them down... oh wait, you dont have guns lmao. enjoy being in government-backed gay baby jail forever kek. enjoy freezing to death because your goobermint outlawed basic human necessities
So any home in the UK above the freezing point us burning unlicensed hydrocarbons? No surprise peopel die in their own home every winter.
30 posts in and nobody has corrected these two morons.
It's completely smokeless if you're not moronic.
CO2 and water vapor isn't smoke. Smoke is unburnt fuel.
>vent the smokeless exhaust
doubt
It's not completely smokeless but one of the main advantages of that type of stove is that it has more complete combustion and far less waste heat out the chimney.
anon they have spent years regulating wood fuel.
now it has to be kiln dried but getting a license to kiln dry wood so ridiculously contrived a company near me decoded to buy an area of estonian forest and kiln dry the wood there then ship it back to the uk
and yet loads of people burn dirty pallet wood and suffer no consequences whatsoever. why? because nobody cares and even those that do don't have the funding or imperative to do anything about it. burn away OP
>why?
Because there's no money to be made by putting vagrants in jail.
http://eng.stove.ru/products
youre welcome
>.ru
Komrade conscriptovich is among us.
>disguised
Or you could murder your elites.
If you've watched the news at all you'll realise this would be very illegal in an apartment block because you'd endanger the lives of everyone living in the same building i.e. grenfell tower
You guys should just lay down and die, 70% of the world's problems are your fault, the rest are on the French and Germans.
t.spaniard
You will never own Gibraltar.
affordable wood pellets
THAT IS NEVER TRUE
only way to have affordable wood pellets is if you have something that turns wood into pellets and use THAT to make them
-wood pellets, little balls/plugs of wood to burn
-wood pallets, wooden platforms used to transport and store items for manufactoring, sales, and good transport, generally recycled via throwing away or burning because of everything contaminating them beyond recycling usage
"HEY JERRY, where did all our WOOD PELLETS GO! Our fire is going out"
versus
"HEY JERRY, get rid of our broken WOOD PALLETS. We need space for the new widget/soda sale items from shipping"
this setup requires a FAN to work
because you are preventing hot air from rising straight away, you'll get large amounts of monoxide and carbon dioxide burning stuff like this, a FAN is required to keep it burning clean, and pushing all that hot air through that horizontal area's
otherwise all that wood would constantly "breath air in and out at the intake" and keep going out, blowing air in via the air intake via a fan is the only way something like OPs pic would work, even with different sized openings for the intake and exhaust vents
also the burning of pallets of wood would be impossible in most of the UK now because of the neighborhood busybody networks
the Fitzgeralds are burning pallets again, not the good cedar/elm like the Britsby's, lets call the so and so's on them
>this setup requires a FAN to work
theres a draft science behind it to get the fire to go sideways
basically as the heat riser (big insulated cylinder) heats up from the fire it pulls in cooler air due to how hot it is and the warm air rises
Remember the good life? guy used to pick up dead elms from dutch elm disease and burn those.
>cost of living crisis
Strangely artificaial term. Wonder why they keep pushing it when the government created it in the first place?
>muh rocket heater
>muh smokeless exhaust
So you're 12 or 11?