Now that the dust has settled, how the FRICK did they manage to pull this off and escape Moscow unscathed? What Rosgvardiya doing?
Now that the dust has settled, how the FRICK did they manage to pull this off and escape Moscow unscathed?
Now that the dust has settled, how the FRICK did they manage to pull this off and escape Moscow unscathed? What Rosgvardiya doing?
Rosvardia got turned into mulched at the start of the war brother.
Russian police/internal security are scared of fighting people who can shoot back, anon. Pls no bully.
Security stuck in traffic. You see how shit the Russian military, navy, and air force is? The security services are just as much of a mess. They are not designed for actual insurgents but rather arresting old ladies protesting. Anything more pressing than that and they fall apart.
On top of this, Putin and the top echelon are stupid.
There was a police station right next door.
>police station
unless it was a homosexual outpost a more accurate term would be militia station. As that is what the rank and file cop is in the vatnik mir system ever since the oh so mighty vatnik union days: a basic thug/dropout/serf with a uniform and almost no training or organization.
whats going on in that webm then
A civilized society, apparently.
Mexican cops spanking a narco with a piece of wood
In Russia, homosexual represses you.
dang, it's true
>FairyGodparents.webm
There's a homosexual outpost as well. Also to get there you need to pass one of the two bridges, which could've been easily blocked.
>There's a homosexual outpost as well.
What, like a russian version of Love Island?
A public beating is cheaper than running a jail, to be fair.
Russia hasn't had Militia for over decade now, it was renamed Police in late 2000s or early 2010s
Just because they call it something doesn't make it true
On a different PC but there was literally some dude tweeting about noticing extra police outside the venue earlier on the day. It showed like a van and and a car with 4ish standing around. So while I agree with your points. Reality is even worse.
it's a big country
for you
>What Rosgvardiya doing?
Well, it was a Friday evening, so the chances of them being sober and capable of doing things were even lower than usual.
>What Rosgvardiya doing?
Silently observing.
Same way as this
Can they please throw one of those Cesnas at the Kremlin and load it with petrol so it burns? I'm most certain that this attack was entirely a test run of both their capabilities, and the Russian response. But a real one would be so kino. Make it dive bomb and set the roof on fire. Let it all burn down.
>this attack was entirely a test run of both their capabilities, and the Russian response
The Kremlin has real air defences around it, we can joke about pantsir being drop naded and shit but they'll be able to handle a cesna drone and after this week, someone will have sent a memo about removing the speed filter.
The AD personnel around the Kremlin probably aren't going to be drunk on the job either. It's keeping them from the front after all.
Glorious Pantsir working as God and Tsar intended
>The AD personnel around the Kremlin probably aren't going to be drunk on the job either. It's keeping them from the front after all.
Making sure their commander, his boss, and his bosses boss are staying drunk is what's keeping them from the front.
>Making sure their commander, his boss, and his bosses boss are staying drunk is what's keeping them from the front
Well sure and they're probably paying for the privilege of being there but I'm just saying...if I was a mobik there, I'd be making sure I didn't screw anything up.
Plus, it's not like drones haven't been hitting MoD offices in Moscow, they'll be on their toes.
First in there would have to assume responsibility. Safer to wait for someone higher up order you there so you can shift blame to them.
>Sir there's news of an attack
>And? We have no orders. let the police deal with it
>*later*
>Sir, we've been ordered to respond to the attack
>Okay nice. Let us suit up, get in our cars, and drive there
>stuck in traffic
>ends up showing up 90 minutes later
that's about the right response time you'd expect for Russia. It's a bureaucratic mess and no one takes initiative.
Considering they went there multiple times to scope it out but didn't prepare a car swap they originally had no intention of leaving.
>What Rosgvardiya doing?
mobiks probably
frick there was this great picture of a rosgvardia type guy with his dog throwing a concerned glance while leaving the building and I didnt save it
>rosgvardia type guy with his dog
I think that was a venue security guard. Civilian and unarmed beyond a baton for drunks or whatever.
>What Rosgvardiya doing?
Terrorist attack
>What Rosgvardiya doing?
Being in Ukraine.
>What Rosgvardiya doing?
same thing air defence is doing - shooting Russians
The Praetorian Guard may dress in fancy purple cloaks and look cool, but they actually suck at fighting, anon.
Especially after 3 generations of launching a coup at the mere mention of visiting the Rhine frontier
CIA says Hamas will attack Israel
>israelites do nothing
>1200 israelites dead
CIA tells Iran there will be an attack at Soleimani's memorial
>dune coons do nothing
>100 sandBlack folk dead
CIA tells Russia ISIS will attack the Crocus City Concert Hall
>FSB does nothing
>140 kacaps dead
Why does this keep happening? What's the next country that will ignore our warnings and end up killing hundreds of their own civilians? Why, on multiple occasions, have turd worlders not taken the US' consistently accurate intelligence seriously?
It's a funny timeline.
Instead of being gays they should post on PrepHole and be like
>I wouldn't attend x venue tommorow
Then local police will actually freak the frick out.
PS. CIA-sama, I'm up for grabs if you need an expert level shitposter.
Did the CIA even warn Israel about 10/7? I don’t recall reading anything about that.
Yes and Mossad knew something was up too. Local security ignored the warnings.
People always want to believe that if things are fine now they will stay that way.
It's not like the Mossad would know anything much deeper or precise, their jurisdiction doesn't cover Palestine. That's the Shin Bet's job.
To be fair it was a three day weekend for Israel. Nobody wants to work on a three day weekend.
Yes, Egypt did too.
Egypt was at the party too, it's like an earlier Crocus where everyone is saying ITS HABBENING and Israel was like "eh, leave iron dome on automatic and wake me when it's over"
The current Israeli government had a policy of trying to go easier on Hamas while cracking down on Fatah because it was felt that would be the best way to prevent a Palestinian state. The assumption was that, like Hezbollah after 2006, Hamas after 2014 were happy just being in charge of Gaza and making money and too afraid of Israel's ability to retaliate to actually do anything more than their token missile launches, so when lower-level and outside intelligence came and told them that they were planning a massive attack it was all written off as paranoid delusions that couldn't possibly be true.
It's similar to how Stalin was told the exact starting date of Barbarossa by multiple sources and wrote it off as an Anglo trick because why would the Nazis tear up Molotov-Ribbentrop after less than two years?
CIA le bad.
>t. Every country who’s ever had even a whiff of KGB stank.
>CIA le bad.
If you're Russia then they are literally the enemy though in this case, they were just moronic because not only didn't they follow up on it out of caution, they didn't even listen to their allies saying the same thing.
Of course, it's entirely possible that Putin let it happen to use it to justify mobilisation because nobody cares less about Russian lives than the Russian government.
For everyone else, the CIA has done some truly evil shit and while they're not known to do so much of that these days, even in the GWoT it didn't take much for them to fall back into their old habits of kidnap and torture.
Ironic, considering the FSB warned Bush about 9/11 the day before it happened and the CIA did nothing lol.
Source?
Not the day before. And it was one true warning among many false ones.
Willie "The Pimp" Brown ex-'Frisco mayor was warned not to fly on 9/11 by Bush Admin official but still fellow Black Condi Rice...AND HE FIRST REPORTED HE IN TURN WARNED HIS "posse" of shit tier ghetto "Community Organizer" trash.
Thats pretty fricking far down the totem pole.
Because, from all outward appearances, CIA are dogshit and continually fall flat on their face in their moronation. Like if you saw a guy paying his neighbors kid to break their windows with a slingshot in order to bring down property values of the whole street (basically their relationship with cartels), you'd think he was a total dumbfrick and not listen to anything he said. Its worth noting that the CIA were so bad at their job that the army started the DIA to get themselves actual useful intel that wasn't either weeks out of date or never factual to begin with.
>Because, from all outward appearances, CIA are dogshit and continually fall flat on their face in their moronation
My favourite moment from literally any and every Hollywood film featuring the CIA.
The agency that did Bay of Pigs also pulled off the Canadian Caper...when they're involved in something, anything could end up happening.
The CIA and DIA are fronts for the BIA
>The CIA and DIA are fronts for the BIA
How do they look?
>with their spies Bert
You missed just about the biggest one in history maybe? Certainly this century so far.
U.S. warns Ukraine (and the entire world) vatnikstan is about to ape out.
>ENTIRE world say "Oh, senile Joe Biden. STFU."
> from August 2021 through Christmas 2021, plus Jan-Feb 2022
> continuously for 16-25 weeks (depending how you count 'em)
>FINALLY UK and maybe one other country agree in Jan 2022
> "Hey, maybe something habbenings?"
>1 million dead between both sides.
> So.
> Far.
This needs to be burned into the history books for the rest of time.
The Ukrainians took the warning seriously since they were able to quickly deploy their defenses. They didn't want general mobilization as it would cause panic and clog roads, plus they wanted to be entirely sure it was Russia who made the first move.
Also this wasn't the first time russia was in "we're near the border and we'll attack you" mode, putting on a scare for political gains.
The stupid thing is that Iran and Russia didn't just disbelieve the warnings, they acted like they were part of some CIA plot. Like, a plot to do what? Make you pay cops time-and-a-half to stand around guarding concert halls for no reason?
You're under the mistaken impression that Rosgvardiya is there to protect the people.
Doesn't matter the country, pigs are cowards and lazy. See: Uvalde, Columbine, etc.
They were part of ISIS-Afghanistan. You know, the country where USA and coalition were training local army for 20 years, spending trillions. Of course the first thing they do after retaking their own country is to do attacks on Iran's borders and terrorism in Russia.
it's hilarious how moronic you are lol. let me guess, you get your news from /misc/
> we dindu nuffin'. we just so happen to know about the incoming attack and give a vague "warning"
> we also had a ready statement that it wasn't Ukraine that we released literal minutes after the attack, before any investigation even begins
organic, ain't it?
/pol/tard confirmed
> /misc/posters
go back and stay go
>confessing to their accusation
You come in here and show your ass and expect us to think you're one of us.
Go ahead and date that meme before you call anyone reddit you double Black person newfriend tourist rudypoo
> /misc/poster called out
> immediately switches to /redit/posting
just go back, ok?
>rudypoo
Anon No!
They're just a child!
I-I got carried away senpai
sorry nog but since you conflated ISIS and the taliban I already know you're moronic. then your english was super bad so I assumed you were Russian (it still is). but now you've fricked up meme arrows so I also know you're a newbie and a discord transplant
If only they knew the ancient art of Lurk Moar. They might not actually stand out like a sore thumb.
Prove the US was involved
>Of course the first thing they do after retaking their own country is to do attacks on Iran's borders and terrorism in Russia
You're an idiot and have no idea what you're talking about.
Taliban != Daesh
Taliban hate Russia but if they knew of the plot, they'd have had a serious dilemma about whether to hurt Russia by helping ISKP or hurt ISKP by helping Russia, or throw their hands in the air and put a kebab on the grill and say inshallah a lot.
vatniks died en masse
>cannot into meme arrows
> y-you need to go back
> n-no, you
It's hilarious how badly you meme.
The funniest thing for me was how Russia and the shills were claiming the terrorists were escaping to Ukraine and that they have contact on the other side of the border.
But then Luka stated that the terrorists were actually heading towards Belarusian borders, but got stopped since Belarus was on high alert due to the attacks lmao
https://www.politico.eu/article/alexander-lukashenko-vladimir-putin-crocus-attack-moscow-terrorists-to-belarus-not-ukraine/
There's so many holes in how this went down due to lack of information that it makes it pretty hard to figure things out-
>why fire extinguishers did nothing
>manned cop station + armoury next door did nothing
>no one showed up for nearly 80-90min
>just drive 500km and end up nearly in Belarus
Maybe it'll be figured out one day or memory-holed by the vatniks and we'll never know. What the result, response and outcome shows though is something I'm happy to speculate about:
>If you are a militant group
>do you hate Russia?
>need a high profile target?
Well boy, have we got a place for you to go get noticed because for under 100k investment you can get your guys into the capital city of a major world power and just start fricking shit up because its free realestate. Literally go there and its open season, shoot as many vatniks as you want, there's no bag limits! Heck, bu the time anyone even considers telling you to stop you could probably drive across the country to anywhere you want and just do it again.
>Doesn't matter what Russia says: its what Russia doesn't do
They're incapable of stopping your militant groups and you will get global coverage of the event, you can spray all the media about it without restrictions
For the rest of us looking in, I posit an uncomfortable reality that Russia has a lot of NBC as well as conventional weapons and their borders are open, undefended and internal security is ineffectual
> have their borders wide open
> nobody wants to go in, only out
I think they figured it out pretty smart. All they needed to do is shoot a bunch of homosexuals and mobilize some minorities. No emigration problems whatsoever.
>people only want to go out
>no emigration
enjoy your mexican/chinese/indian diversity, why don't you
anon I want you to pause, reread that post you're replying to, and think if you can spot it. just take a minute. use google if you need to
I think it's ESL rather than moronation. Hard to tell though, they're one or other of picrel, not necessarily both.
Think he's called his supervisor over yet to find the dilemma?
I'm the 3rd or 4th anon giving shit to this shill/tourist/moron.
I'm slightly worried we're exposing too much of our memecraft and aiding their future efforts.
I think vatnikbot has hit an error, locked up and needs rebooting
>I think vatnikbot has hit an error, locked up and needs rebooting
If its an indian then a simple re-beating will suffice
Thankfully you need a soul in order to replicate our magic, so we should be fine.
>Think he's called his supervisor over yet to find the dilemma?
>I think vatnikbot has hit an error, locked up and needs rebooting
>If its an indian then a simple re-beating will suffice
I think it was probably some chatbot script that had been made to make short angry replies based on typical angry threads. So it's responses where so lame because they weren't really about what was being said but just what was typically said and therefore, out of context a bit.
Hence telling obvious oldgays to go back to rddit while doing so in typical /misc/ subreddit language.
I think someone just stopped it because it obviously wasn't working, or they were just testing it for a bit and not really setting it loose. Either way, I think someone was watching its replies and killed it when the responses weren't what was wanted.
Stick to the script Pidor, do not deviate from the state media releases!
Enjoy watching your prostitutes wipe out what little European DNA you have left.
we literally do their work for them, screeching 24/7 DON'T GO TO RUSSIA, IT'S HELL ON EARTH
Well from any of the 'stan's next to Russia, tell the Papers Please guy you want to go to Russia for work
>Need visa, work and travel permits?
>No worry new friend!
>Russia needs worker in its factories
Go right in buddy, frick the background checks!
cop station + armoury next door did nothing
>>no one showed up for nearly 80-90min
They got no orders and initiative doesn't exist in Russia, dummy.
qrd?
Skill issue.
>manage to pull this off
Please understand, sugar is expensive so FSB had to improvise
If Russia openly blamed ISIS then they would have strike them. Now how would they do that? Bomb Afghanistan? Better to just blame Ukraine or something.
Pretty sure most Rosgvardiya dudes are preoccupied with drinking themselves to death or trying to find good enough state secrets that the US will give them a ranch in Montana for handing it over.
it unironically was a false flag, not necessarily that they've did it themselves, but they knew about it and "allowed it" to happen, otherwise there is too much strange coincidences, and yes, the "captured attackers" are most likely fake randoms who're tortured for confessions
Rosgvardiya is here to protect Putin from the people, not protect the people.
>Now that the dust has settled, how the FRICK did they manage to pull this off and escape Moscow unscathed?
FSB cleared a window for them and gave them an ideal attack frame.
>What Rosgvardiya doing?
Ordered to not interfere before sufficient damage was done.
The funny thing is that no foreign country believes Ukraine did it and Russians don't even particularly seem to care. Regular ones, that is, not ones on TV.
> and Russians don't even particularly seem to care. Regular ones, that is, not ones on TV.
They never cared about anything, they're not allowed or expected to. They will continue not caring in the future either.
>how the FRICK did they manage to pull this off and escape Moscow unscathed? What Rosgvardiya doing?
They were literally allowed to.
Kharkiv counter-offensive put paid to rosgardia. It turns out they glow in the dark, and Bushmasters have the fuel capacity and range you never have to stop running them over