Not on the company drug test roster.
I have not taken a drug test in my unit in 6 months. While initially I thought this was just odd coincidence, I then realized at my check-in they never put me in the fricking roster.
I would usually bring this up, but my UPC is an insane piece of shit Mormon who would immediately call CID if I told him that he was fricking up his job.
I don’t partake in any drugs, so what do I do? Tell the guy or not?
no. let them figure it out, not your problem
Start taking drugs
ignore it completely and feign ignorance forever. its not your problem now, never allow it to be your problem and never get involved
you never realized this and are not aware of it. never mention it to anyone again
start pissing in his coffee and plant drugs in his desk and tip off the base MPs
>Mormon
They don't drink coffee.
they don't when other mormons can see them.
Piss on some of his wives, that way they belong to you now.
You fool! Dont ever snitch on yourself
Do you think CID is actually going to try and get a subpoena from PrepHole over this post?
I hope you weren't posting on barracks wifi.
Wait why would that matter
wew
Military guys really are frickin dumb huh
OP is fine. Nobody, literally nobody is going to go to the bother of tacking down some guy from his PrepHole posts over piss tests.
kek op is fricked
I've gone at least a year without a drug test before. It's supposed to be random, but I guess the frequency varies by base.
"random" is just code for "you can't complain if we keep testing you repeatedly. It's not that you meet most of the indicators for being a drug user, or have fricked up something so we want any excuse to get rid of you, it's just a fluke"
There's quotas and if they know you'll always piss clean sometimes you're just farmed for clean piss tests if a unit can't lose their frickups. So yeah if you get piss tested a lot either you're shit or your unit is shit.
That tracks lmao, I was wondering after an oddly convenient test
>see buddy in unit break room
>dude didn't get a lot of sleep the night before, eyes are red
>ask him why his eyes are so red
>"I'm just so hiiigh, dude"
>LT rounds the corner instantly as this is said
>buddy gets "random" drug test the next day
Always thought it was really weird if it was as random as they say.
this happened to me, I was so tired and I was standing in the sun, so my pupils get very tiny. I had the medic asking me for like 5 minutes if I have taken any drugs, next day there was a "random" drug test for everyone lmao
Yeah, that's why I said it's not actually random it's targeted. It's the same in the civilian world. Had a guy who was working late trying to get on top of his tasks, but hiding it because it was stuff he was supposed to have done months ago and had been slacking off. Increasingly bleary eyed, not communicating well, when I asked him if he was okay "Oh, it's probably these prescription meds I'm on" boss overhears. Next day "random" drug test, followed by the same guy getting selected a week later
you never knew anything. you assumed they knew what they were doing and if you weren't getting tested it was because you weren't supposed to. just shut up and if anyone asks play stupid.
>Excuse me, sir, you haven't checked my piss in months
It'll sort itself out.
>tells CID by posting here