>New Haitian President "Barbeque" walks with his personal security armed

>New Haitian President "Barbeque" walks with his personal security armed

Imagine thinking you need more, buddy get's even more respect for not even using a tacticool EBR chassis

/k/ is down tremendously, I don't think you guys can recover from this one

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    forgot the real image samh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dude doesn't even have a front sight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        has more combat experience than you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if he holds it above his head to shoot.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            As if they shoot any other way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't need it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Front sights are overrated, they just hook on stuff.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >front sight falls off m14
        >many such cases, sad

        I've been telling you homosexuals this for fricking years now. Did you think that I was making it up? Now go threadlock your shit and scribe a witness mark from the front sight to the base, because threadlock only delays the inevitable and that witness mark will make it way faster to restore your zero. Check the witness sight whenever you pick up the rifle. If it's not perfect, your front sight is on its way to falling off and your zero is fricked. It's a known issue and has been for a long time for anyone that's used or serviced one of these pieces of shit. The front sight mount is extremely poorly designed and the protective ears, don't. Fricking front sights falling off were probably the #1 issue for deadlined rifles that I saw. Loose front sights were the first thing that I checked when dealing with a wandering zero.

        >advice only applies to people that own m1a's, shoot m1a's more than 20 times per year, and/or take their m1a's to places other than gun safe and kd range
        >actually, most here can safely disregard
        >t. armoreranon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            only applies to people that own m1a's, shoot m1a's more than 20 times per year, and/or take their m1a's to places other than gun safe and kd range

            I already said that this wasn't meant for you, but I appreciate the thoughtful and well-reasoned response anyway. Thanks for taking the time out of your undoubtedly extremely busy schedule to positively impact the signal-to-noise ratio of this thread.
            >post hand and gun
            >you won't, and we both know why

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm. I don't know if dad has shot it more than twice. I'll still pass it on. Thanks boomer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          these are the rants i come here for

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Or maybe just dont buy a piece of shit that didnt even last 10 years in service, loses zero when cleaning, and even when accurized still has an MOA bigger than a barn's broadside, and get an AR like everyone else

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not like Black folk aim

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Someone post the greentext about the UN peacemakers who were baffled by Black person militia having their sights dialed to the max

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was Rhodesians not the UN.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was just another BS grentext until I found a video of it

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fordy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a 750 mL or rather 25.4 fl oz bottle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's a fifth in freedom units.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fifth of what?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gallon

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That pic needs an exit door lying on the runway.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        AKA "a fifth" of a gallon. Kids these days.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's replying to the moronic Black person saying it was a forty, you senile jackass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I just tried to make a gun joke

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you had said something about it solving problems I think you would have had a hit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              stupid frogposter

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Seething AI bot

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nice clips he got there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a 750 of what looks to be fortified wine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No matter where they go Black folk gonna nig.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >M1A.jpg
    the M1A postdates the introduction of these M14s to haiti, ya queer

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THD

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow another example of the immense vlack societal fortitude...they are at trive war levels, in a millennia or two, they might be able to master 19th century style federal government...

    Nigressive, I must say

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hatey is based and I don't care who says otherwise

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wearing a bright red shirt
    ngmi

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the way his only kneepad is on the wrong knee for firing right handed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the kneepad is for the blowies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he's a wrestler as well as a gunman.
        He could just be a thirdie black "Operator", and thereby be pants on heads moronic, but he does have some muscle on him.

        >Muh Black basserino 60 IQ cannibal from a shit hole taking another 60 IQ sub human Black personino place
        Nice try brownie

        Them being a bunch of morons LARPing should not be a reason anon.

        I can use both standards of measurement just fine why do eurotards get so triggered by the imperial system simply existing?

        Because Imperial is the DnD 5e of the measuring world.
        It's good for one thing (units in approximation to a known physical quantity, like a finger-width or roaming distance per hour), and is frankly, objectively inferior for any other measuring role, especially any professional one (eg, an engineer), but it's touted as "perfectly fine" by people, who then go to great efforts to make it work for them in certain ways, instead of properly learning and getting familiar with a better system for what they want, that can also cover a lot of what Imperial can.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's tragic to see these examples of western colonialism and the culture of white supremacy that promotes it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're trying too hard volodya

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >New Haitian President "Barbeque" walks with his personal security armed
    he's not one of the most powerful gang leaders, i doubt he will take over
    he just loves the media

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Our very own Motorola. My peoples have come so far.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please show all due respect to the new President of Haiti itt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      N

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the least aesthetic mafia/militia I have ever seen. Hamas, Wagner, CdS, the Taliban, Azov, LDPR, the countless LatAm commies, MS13, ISIS and the Myanmar students are all on point with their character design and have distinctive style and silhouette. This is just Black person.obj with default clothes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hamas, Wagner, CdS, the Taliban, Azov, LDPR, the countless LatAm commies, MS13, ISIS and the Myanmar students are all on point with their character design and have distinctive style and silhouette. This is just Black person.obj with default clothes
      This. This is clearly the result of a greedy game developer (headed by General Barbecue) asset flipping for a gullible Western public

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Give it a few months. They'll get better gear, more organization, maybe some old Cuban gear even.

      What are the odds that we could create a /k/ brigade 200 strong and overtake these moronic Black folk? Would /k/ be able to overthrow Jimmy Barbeque and rule Haiti?

      You know that if /k/ took over an island then the US government would begin unrestricted nuclear warfare.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Haiti doesn’t have many weapons in it. Everything was taken away/destroyed by the US in the 90s. They have rifles, some light machines guns, maybe a few .50s, and some MRAPs and small patrol boats. They have no industry and absolutely zero allies in any capacity whatsoever. The best you will see is the national police SWAT or the army switching sides. Aesthetics-wise they’ll do fine. Gear-wise they will be marginally better equipped than the Not Fricking Around Coalition.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, if someone kills this guy (barbecue) what happens next? Would it be enough to have the gangs break up into warring factions and give the old gov a chance to regroup?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he gets roasted

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        grilled, even

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vice President Potato Salad takes office.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry anon, I liked your joke :))

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Would it be enough to have the gangs break up into warring factions and give the old gov a chance to regroup?
      No, not at all. The Haitian gangs are already all warring factions and have never not been.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What are the odds that we could create a /k/ brigade 200 strong and overtake these moronic Black folk? Would /k/ be able to overthrow Jimmy Barbeque and rule Haiti?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >200 strong

        Don’t under-estimate them. They are a rabble of a militia, but it’s ex-police and ex-military led and they are raiding all the police store houses. I think you’d need some armored vehicles, mortars, etc to face them.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Barbeque
    I still think it should be Johnny Charizard

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's all arbitrary. Working from a consistent base unit doesn't have any special utility relating to those measurements

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like metric if we were using base 12 or base 8 numerals.
        As it is it's logic built upon BS.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Base 10 systems suck dick and are for morons. Base 12 and especially hexadecimal are superior systems ad far as versatility and divisibility. Meter is both too large and too small at the same time for practical applications and it's unit divisibilty only by factors of ten limit it outside of academic/theoretics where simple discretion of fractional units are not necessary.

      Centigrade/Celsius is absolutely atrocious, as the only thing that gives it any theoretic or intellectual authority: its baselines being "fixed, objective phenomena" (being the freezing and boiling points of water), isn't accurate nor fixed to begin with.
      And basing a centennial scale between these two points (arbitrary in it's own right), results in individual units being relatively large, large enough to not be useful to humans considering the range of living and comfort only covers a third of this centennialscale. You can have fever and normal body temperature in a single human be denoted by the same unit. Atrocious.

      Day/Month/Year is superior though, but I understand it is an aspect of casual speech; "March 13th 2024" is how I would casually say the date, although formally "13th of March 2024" is just as viable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Meter is both too large and too small at the same time for practical applications
        meter its roughly size of a yard...
        inch is slightly les than 3 centimeters and foot is a bit more than 3 decimeters
        how is having consistency and scalability in some way unpractical?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's more practically useful in things like construction to use imperial units. For example, when placing studs, you put them at 16" or 24" on center. Because plywood comes in 2' sheets, you can ensure that you always are able to attach two sheets of ply to one stud. Obviously that's just one example, but it's just the tip of the iceberg. Divisibility by 4 and 3 makes it a lot easier to put things together at the human scale. It's not just a matter of the whole system being set up to facilitate this, I'm sure it makes sense to use metric to make buildings, obviously they still do things well in europe. But it makes it very easy to do things.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lol no. Your argument is: imperial is easier because your stuff is made in imperial sizes. Think man, think!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >getting this assmad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's right though, grams and it's derivative are fine but both meters and the Celsius scale are God awful for daily use.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Celsius scale are God awful for daily use
            Lmao what? why do you say so?
            >meters are god aweful for daily use
            So different from a yard, so impractical.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              NTA, but regarding
              >temperature
              Fahrenheit is unironically the superior unit for human daily use, since the average human will rarely experience temperatures lower than 0F or higher than 100F. As such, since modern day humans are used to understanding and estimating in terms of percentages, it is a good scale for "really fricking cold" to "really fricking hot" for average, daily usage. Celsius on the other hand goes from -20 to 40 in the same temperature range. I can guarantee that you have never thought about a fraction or proportion in terms of "-20 to 40," because doing so is extremely counterintuitive to people. Celsius still has its use in other, specialized applications, but as far as the normal human experience goes, F all the way.
              >meters vs yds
              In my limited experience, yards are only used in archaic disciplines like certain sports (to achieve the 0-100 scale in a fractional sense), and textiles. Meters/yds run into a separate problem, the problem of humans hating decimals and fractions above 1. Any decimal that divides beyond 1/4 gets rounded off in human perception, which means making units that have meaningful differences in daily human life BELOW that threshold makes the unit more cumbersome than necessary. Basically, it is easier for people to remember and estimate 7+1/2 vs 7, rather than 1.63 vs 1.67. Yards get around this though, by having smaller details just referred to in feet instead.

              Note that the temperature "natural scale of 0-100" argument doesn't apply to cm/m, since lengths are frequently NOT proportions / fractions, and 0cm-100cm doesn't run the gamut of what an average human will experience.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the average human will rarely experience temperatures lower than 0F or higher than 100F
                It's really nice to go from 250F inside to -20F outside, though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Any decimal that divides beyond 1/4 gets rounded off in human perception
                That makes those American 3/16'' wrenches a bit unfortunate.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you literally just think it's better because it's what you're used to.
                When I see on the weather report that it'll be 23 degrees Celsius I know I don't need to bring a jacket. if the weather report says it'll be 73 degrees Fahrenheit, I'll convert it to Celcius because I have no fricking clue what that means.
                your "0 to 100% scale" argument is moronic as well because I have no fricking clue how hot or cold 0 or 100 degrees Fahrenheit is as well.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                zero degrees fahrenheit is "oh frick" cold
                one hundred degrees fahrenheit is "oh frick" hot

                https://i.imgur.com/OgZWk6B.jpg

                Seething AI bot

                go back

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, it isn't THAT hot.
                >t. Texan

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                hows your humidity? 100 F in arizona is pleasant but the same here in the Carolinas can kill you without air conditioning

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                DFW area it can go either way but I think on the drier side.
                Admittedly my own perspective is kinda skewed from working in a manufacturing job with no climate control for a while. So 100 outside was 108 in the plant and all the machinery is putting out assloads of heat. Annealing ovens, wire drawing machines, that kinda shit. 100 degrees in the open air is pretty nice after that even if it's humid as balls.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I envy you westerners. A 100 degrees for you is something almost pleasant.
                >t. Mississippi homie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >one hundred degrees fahrenheit is "oh frick" hot

                >laughs in arizonian

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's different for you, your sweat evaporates, mine doesn't

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Oi it's minus 7.343-repeating degrees outside, innit??

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                stop trying to derail the thread again you shitter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, just be wrong and accept it and sit there in your wrongness.
          Imperial has some value in day-to-day approximation and uses in practical trades but it's awful for accurate measurements, it's the enemy of precision. High end science and engineering is a metric only endeavour.

          >Day/Month/Year is superior
          The one thing you concede and you got it wrong again.
          YYYY-MM-DDThh:mm:ss.sss is the patrician choice of time formatting. In specialised uses, sometimes you might want YYYYDDD instead.
          ISO8601.4.lyfe

          Post gun or GTFO lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, just be wrong and accept it and sit there in your wrongness.
        Imperial has some value in day-to-day approximation and uses in practical trades but it's awful for accurate measurements, it's the enemy of precision. High end science and engineering is a metric only endeavour.

        >Day/Month/Year is superior
        The one thing you concede and you got it wrong again.
        YYYY-MM-DDThh:mm:ss.sss is the patrician choice of time formatting. In specialised uses, sometimes you might want YYYYDDD instead.
        ISO8601.4.lyfe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >le imperial is le less accurate
          One inch is one inch. It's not my fault you're too moronic to accurately measure.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >picrel
        The question of where it is "reliable" (actually, "valid" is the meaning implied) depends entirely on the subject of the study

        self-reported anecdotal evidence can be valid if the objective of the study is to investigate that one guy

        >Day/Month/Year is superior though, but I understand it is an aspect of casual speech; "March 13th 2024" is how I would casually say the date
        yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's just how you grew up.
        As a metric guy, unless you are an australian (I believe they only know mm and m), you grew up with centimeters, too. CM are the equivalent to inches (2.54 cm are one inch). Since they are a tad smaller, they are even better, at least that's what Fahrenheit lovers say about Fahrenheit compared to Celsius, kek.
        Anyways, if you gew up metric, you simple shift that decimal dot around and use the matchin unit. You don't even think about it.. "Dude is 2 meters tall, but that other dude is 1.75". That gap d there is 180 cm... hm.. so we need to buy a 2 meter long board, kay.
        It's simply how you grew up, and since all but the US and some shitholes are metric, i.e. most of the world, and suprisingly the people have no problems there all these "inch is more handy" arguments are delusions by peoplethat simply don't know better.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hey moron. What you think is better and what is reality is totally unrelated.
          I can easily use both systems as well as noncartesian coordinates, nonlinear, and all sorts of specialty methods that only apply to fluid dynamics, astronomy, magnetics and more.

          Do you know how often I convert between gallons and liters? Not very often, because there's no need. And if I do, I just multiply by a constant.

          I have socket sets in both metric and sixteenths of an inch. It isn't a big deal. Get over yourself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >US accounts for over 1/5th of global GDP
          Deal with it. You're stuck with our superior production numbers for a long time, yet. And yet more Americans are familiar with metric than the rest of the world is with the more productive system. We're just that nice and accommodating to all the unproductive dolts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can use both standards of measurement just fine why do eurotards get so triggered by the imperial system simply existing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Europeans being assblasted over US measurements are like monolinguals getting angry about someone speaking a language they can't understand.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's the hikers on the trail grumbling about the moron lagging behind everyone because they wore street shoes to go mountain climbing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could be worse

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kilometers per liter of fuel would actually be a much better range indicato, as l/100km is rather an indicator of fuel consumption

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is how the Army does it.
        >12 mile ruck
        >25-300m zero
        >2mile run
        >5.56x45mm
        >m249 length 40.87in
        >m249 max range 3600m
        >100m pace count
        >checkpoint 2 is 1.5miles away

        Fricking schizo Army, dude. I swear.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bongland:
        >imperial: human height and other size traits, vehicle speed and distance, pressure, cannabis, human weight (although i refuse to use this one, and still have no idea how heavy a "stone" is supposed to be)
        >mixed units: drinks
        >metric: everything else

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ISO for dates Black person, 2024-03-14, nothing else matters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fricking DISGUSTING

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's the best i'm sorry it just is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based human measurements useful to decent people living decent lives vs homosexual balloon operator noguns units.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >careful Jamal it’s only 190farenheit my wife might get a chill in the Burger King car park

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have replied to and argued about this pic for the 15 or whatever years it has floated around.
      Nobody has ever switched side.
      Nobody will ever switch side.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People on the internet aren't arguing to change your mind: they're arguing because they need to be right

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The organized minority, always seizes power.
    - Academic Agent in The Populist Delusion

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is he dare I say it our guy, after all?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >heavily armed citizenry overthrowing corrupt, foreign backed government
      I'm amazed /k/ hasn't been more into this whole thing, it's our fantasy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In this case, the foreigners backing something in the country are the only people involved with an IQ over 70

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its because they're black

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh Black basserino 60 IQ cannibal from a shit hole taking another 60 IQ sub human Black personino place
        Nice try brownie

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many Haitian meals could be bought with that Black person’s Jordans? Would they even have to resort to cannibalism?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Haiti doesn't produce any meaningful amount of food. Food is free and is just given to them by foreigners.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Haiti doesn't produce any meaningful amount of food.
        This homie don't know about the mud cookies

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I should just go take it over

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb Black person can’t even figure out the sling, lmfao

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will the Kenyan intervention be kino or kringe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hoping they just declare themselves kings and then it will be /k/ino

      Did you just copy and paste text from an article? You should find somewhere else to be moronic.

      https://i.imgur.com/F7yGuri.jpg

      The US Marine Corps sent an anti-terrorism unit to protect the US Embassy in Haiti amid an eruption of gang violence following the prime minister’s announcement that he plans to step down.

      The US Southern Command, operating in the Greater Miami area, said Wednesday that a Marine Fleet-Anti-Terrorism Security Team (FAST) was dispatched to the US Embassy in Port-au-Prince to “maintain strong security capabilities.”

      The team was deployed at the request of the State Department and will also provide relief for the current Marines already stationed in Haiti and allow additional “non-emergency personnel to depart,” the command said.https://nypost.com/2024/03/13/us-news/anti-terrorism-marine-unit-sent-to-haiti-to-protect-embassy-as-gang-violence-rises-after-pms-resignation-announcement/

      >articleBlack person
      at least have a fricking hot take or something don't just copy-paste an article morono

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Kenyan peace-keeping mission to Haiti
      >all 11,470,261 insurgents got liquidated

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't do that
        don't give me hope

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I really wonder why your English sucks lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I had a nightmare with this guy in it the other night, no joke.
        Frick you for reminding me of it, but thank you for reminding me of it too since now I can tell others.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If it makes you feel better, he didn't look like that and his nose wasn't nearly that long in reality.
          He was in a circus so it's exaggerated and faked, think PT Barnum.

          >we are told this Yorkshireman expired, nose and all, as he had lived, in a condition of mind best described as the most abject idiocy

          The waxwork anon showed is from a Ripley's museum so they'd have exaggerated it for the same reasons.
          However long it was, it was probably just a benign tumour.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess....Thomas wedders is probably just w stage name. His real name is probably something like silverstein or Goldberg, maybe even a Yitzhak in the middle.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lil homie on the right miring the m14 so hard he's holding his ak wrong to pretend he has one too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The US Marine Corps sent an anti-terrorism unit to protect the US Embassy in Haiti amid an eruption of gang violence following the prime minister’s announcement that he plans to step down.

      The US Southern Command, operating in the Greater Miami area, said Wednesday that a Marine Fleet-Anti-Terrorism Security Team (FAST) was dispatched to the US Embassy in Port-au-Prince to “maintain strong security capabilities.”

      The team was deployed at the request of the State Department and will also provide relief for the current Marines already stationed in Haiti and allow additional “non-emergency personnel to depart,” the command said.https://nypost.com/2024/03/13/us-news/anti-terrorism-marine-unit-sent-to-haiti-to-protect-embassy-as-gang-violence-rises-after-pms-resignation-announcement/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did you just copy and paste text from an article? You should find somewhere else to be moronic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nta but why are you being a certifiable double Black person?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    imagine seething so hard that you make typos in your unfunny ebic maymay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine

      whatever rides your anal Shlomo Inbreedstein..

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he could afford a Sage EBR, his men would have the Sage EBR.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I think if my self

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hes gunna get whacked in two days by the C.I.A isn't he?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it always CIA with you people? Hasn't the FSB been making chaos all over the planet since the cold war and yet it's always a "cia plot", huh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hasn't the FSB been making chaos all over the planet since the cold war
        I think those guys *might* kind of have their hands full at the moment with things closer to home, or even just closer to Europe like witness-protection defectors who can't keep their mouths shut.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because just about all Western conspiracy theories can be traced back to Soviet disinformation
        a house divided against itself cannot stand

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >President "Barbeque"

    I’m afraid to ask how he got that name

    • 1 month ago
      Sieg

      Likes to burn people alive

      Or

      His moms fried chicken stand

      He was a former cop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tripgay

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >New Haitian President "Barbeque"

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kek black countries are run like 5-year-olds acting like grown-ups would run them.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      top kek nice catch
      clearly he's used to shooting a double bullpup, where the trigger is located behind the grip

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Pres BBQ because he raided a "wealthy" neighborhood that refused to pay him protection money and then roasted 71 children in front of their parents
    Totally normal for Haiti.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What the frick
        It's not true.
        The truth isn't much better but it's not the bullshit anon is posting. They're blatantly lying about it for whatever reason.

        >Pres BBQ because he raided a "wealthy" neighborhood that refused to pay him protection money and then roasted 71 children in front of their parents
        Totally normal for Haiti.

        >Pres BBQ because he raided a "wealthy" neighborhood that refused to pay him protection money and then roasted 71 children in front of their parents
        Why do you make up this ridiculous lie?
        Sure, people died but it wasn't a bunch of children set on fire, it was people trapped in homes when a neighbourhood was set on fire. Why would you craft a specific and scenario that you know is a lie when the truth would have served fine?

        And nobody is calling him president including himself. Again, you're just attaching ridiculous lies to a truth that would have been fine on its own.

        >The 46-year-old Cherizier, alias "Barbeque," was formerly an officer of the Haitian National Police force. As a police officer, he is alleged by the United Nations to have played a role in multiple massacres, including the killing of over 70 people in 2018, when over 400 homes in the capital's La Saline neighborhood were set on fire

        Haiti gangs do random killings all the time and rape, rob, kidnap and torture with impunity. Why OP is inventing all this garbage is beyond me, the truth would serve just as well but I guess they're a /misc/tard who has an instinctive allergy to the truth and needs to dilute it with lies before they can stomach saying it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Why would to repeat the official reason that the US government sanctioned police chief BBQ

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you keep lying?
            The official reasons are already horrible, you can just tell the truth and we're going to agree with you.
            Are you addicted to vranyo?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit it’s actual Haitian damage control

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >actual Haitian damage control
            You cannot in2 reading comprehension if you think there was any damage control being performed or if you thought that was a pro Haiti post.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can't you just dronestrike him?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Assassinating people is more controversial than it used to be back in the Obama days. Especially since this guy is black
      Plus, what's the chances Haiti will improve after his death? What good will come of it? Is it worth possibly making a martyr?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >escorting el presidente(i know they don't speak spanish so don't b***h)
    >still can't put down the malt liquor
    Oh you nogs.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So how many /k/ommandos and pallets of Newports would I need to theoretically wrest control of Haiti from Monsieur Barbeque?

    Also, 125 replies and nobody pointed out the guy wearing the US muhreens jacket in the background lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, beat me to it

      What are the odds that we could create a /k/ brigade 200 strong and overtake these moronic Black folk? Would /k/ be able to overthrow Jimmy Barbeque and rule Haiti?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man, Haiti really is like cursed or something. Like you have African states that were buttfricked by colonialism harder than Haiti that are more stable, cleaner, and safer to walk around.

    These are literally Chicago-tier gangs that are an existential threat to the government right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      natives probably put some voodoo curse on the land out of spite back in the day of the French

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is he wielding here and what is that thing taped to his magazine?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the f

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think the balaclava is too big for him, maybe he has a hat or clear safety glasses under it as well that's pulling it out of shape, possibly because if he doesn't then it might fall over his eyes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        didn't realize there was a Haitian version of the Muppets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4woGqjj.png

      What the f

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's some sort of AK with a railed top cover and a weird charging handle, I'm not an expert so I can't tell you its name or if it's actually an AK and not just one of the copycats
      he has another magazine taped to his magazine

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's a galil anon. The charging handle, foregrip and rear sight is unmistakable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a Galil.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Galil SAR in 5.56 with the traditional 35 rounders jungle-clipped with tape

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im not gonna lie.
    just for the sake of violence and being able to kill violent monsters with no reprecussions, I'd sign up with my boy jimmy bbq. no money. haitian women are chimps.

    but you'd get to be his token white boy all kitted up and sent in to gun people down.
    I'd do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbecue stops for a moment, sitting back and letting the cocaine float from his nostrils like confused snow that somehow made its way to Haiti. “G’wan den,” breaking the silence with a wave. “Send in my boy… send in de YT.”

      Might be cool, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He'd have you shot before you could see him in person. Still,

      >Barbecue stops for a moment, sitting back and letting the cocaine float from his nostrils like confused snow that somehow made its way to Haiti. “G’wan den,” breaking the silence with a wave. “Send in my boy… send in de YT.”

      Might be cool, anon

      would be cool.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He will never be recognized because they didn't have any election even though their last leader was appointed by a group of states in the region.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >haitans eating each other in the streets while their new generalissimo BBQ walks around overseeing the nationwide feast
    I can only laugh

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >American language
    >American flag
    >American sports teams.
    >American clothing
    >American ghetto styles
    Yeah..

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