NEW DATE FOR THE APOCALYPSE JUST DROPPED

NEW DATE FOR THE APOCALYPSE JUST DROPPED

Ano Turtiainen, a Finnish politician/agitator/zealot, has been receiving messages from God for years. God recently spoke to Ano and told him that on January 27th 2027 all sinners will be taken from the Earth and cast into the eternal fire. Ano has never been wrong before, all his prophecies have come true. If you're a sinner I beg you sir, please find God before January 27th 2027.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all finns have this look?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean this look of total enlightenment and inner peace? Only Ano has it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Turtiainen

      Not all, but some look like him. He's really strong. I know a guy who looks like him, and he also competes in strongman competitions. He lives south of Savo but I don't know if he's from there. He looks like an eastern Finn.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will say this, never try to pick a fight with someone who looks like him. They don't get angry easily but when they do they rip your head off.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pröööt, cope, god speaks directly to Ano

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fins are mostly prots. God doesn't give times, He gives signs for us to notice.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly did this fat chud predict?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no rapture, it's all fake. Instead sinners will leave this Earth and us believers will stay here. It will happen on January 27th 2027.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sinners will leave this Earth and us believers will stay here
        a reverse rapture?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Instead sinners will leave this Earth
        frick yeah
        enjoy your beloved Black folk, christgays
        i'm off to alpha centauri or some other place that is Black person FREE

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You will be thrown into the hellfire.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    God told me that Ano is a liar.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude got kicked out of parliament for making George Floyd jokes. Used to be one of the strongest people on the planet too, he's a nutcase.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a nutcase at all, he's legitimately the only person in the know. God speaks to him.

      Source for the date: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrihiP5dmVg

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude got kicked out of parliament for making George Floyd jokes
      False, he only left the controlled opposition party and founded his own.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this guy a strongman?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His faith is stronger.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some moronic drunk Finn had a vision
    must be true

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all his prophecies have come true.
    Such as?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fake Covid, poison vaccines, Russian victory in Ukraine, the dissolution of the fake state of Israel...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fake Covid, poison vaccines
        So did all of /misc/ but go ahead and provide proof.
        >Russian victory in Ukraine, the dissolution of the fake state of Israel
        Hasn't happened yet so it hasn't come true but /misc/ has predicted that as well. Are you telling me God is speaking to /misc/ as well? That I could believe.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day israelite shill

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the israelite making fun of a Christian in his OP is calling me a israelite
            Very funny. Instead of wasting your time making fun of people of faith maybe you should go join the IDF? Things aren't looking too good for you.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2027.
    It's either 2023 or 2024

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too spooky

    PrepHole predicted this exact date

    1/27/27

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there an archive to look up this original post?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried 4plebs?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Found it. It’s fricking real.
          WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only sinners will. True Christians will survive.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all sinners

    So basically everyone?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the israelite making fun of a Christian in his OP is calling me a israelite
      Very funny. Instead of wasting your time making fun of people of faith maybe you should go join the IDF? Things aren't looking too good for you.

      cope and repent

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m supposed to believe God would speak to a Finn?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that very possible
    start of 2025 we will have some nukes
    then start of 2026 ayyy imo ships arrive
    and the the ayys will clean house

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact christ gays a responding to this Hamas event like this shows it was the israelite's fault. They do bring up their bibles and the israelites do want to build the third temple which is a pre-req before le end days, which they wrote about, and we all know the best wayt o prevent something is to not do it in the first place but here they were talking about their red cow and suddenly Hamas. Hamas did more good than harm and Israel deserves to be obliterated for tricking so many people with their fictitious religious that they use as justification to be as evil as they want to the Arabs out in the ME

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not the date

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why should I believe this butterbean when I don't believe what the other televangelists have to say?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2027
    We are in the middle of the Apocalypse and it shows.

    Society already is divided in 3.5/4.
    3.5 are the cattle, 0.5 the remnants dissidents.
    The internet is owned by them, everything is controlled by them while we control almost nothing except partially where we can choose to go and die.
    Diagnosis: We lost, no organization on our side, the NWO is heading strongly toward their goal.
    While we are all divided between meaningless reasons and most refuse to acknowledge the truth.
    Christ here, allah there, yhwh here, buddha there.
    Truth is God and pathetically everyone who says they fight the good cause doesn't know it and avoids it at all costs.
    There will come a point where we have to choose to do what is right or retreat to the mountains in order to die off with the knowledge that we did absolutely jack shit to try and change things.
    Frick politics, frick false religions, frick scientism, and most of all frick whoever gave their responsibility up to someone else instead of developing within them the true will.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      we have already made our choice

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spanish dictionary told me Ano is an butthole.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that when parliament told Ano he has to use covid mask he told them that he has the constitutional right to speak even without his pants on if he wishes and then he threatened to beat up the speaker of the parliament, God guides Ano not World Health Organization

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    172 more weeks.

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